Ummmm.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Stop stopping!

A perv.,a con artist and a fascist....

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Well, the Methodists got one thing right! :)

What is your idea of a good death?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Death by chocolate! :P

KInda not true for me... off tomorrow!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

You can get the most out of hump day by ... well ... humping! :P

What a bunch of clowns. How do people buy into this nonsense? ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Okay. I won't call them Mormons anymore. I'll shorten it to Morons. :)

Every time I try to go to the Home page, I'm automatically redirected to the Groups page! What's ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Thanks to Admin for fixing the problem! :)

Numbers 22:30.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Also, Genesis takes it from the rear side to the front side with a talking "serpent"! I can't get my "serpent" to make any noise at all, let alone make it speak! :o

Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 19, 2019:

"Jesus in the Sky with Diamonds" Because if he can turn water into wine, why wouldn't he turn coal into diamonds?

Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 19, 2019:

"He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" Why? Because he's a cross-dresser. :P

Damn, that's a way more practical use.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you a taco belle? :P

Today's hike: warmth and rapidly-melting snow

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Again, great photos! :)

Maybe, maybe not...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I want to reincarnate as a dog! :P

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Hung?

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 18, 2019:

John was his "beloved" disciple, so maybe his full name was Jesus Homosexual Christ.

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Huffalump?

Come on, you all know you'd try this

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Now, there's someone who's tired of Coca Cola! :P

For those who work in the casino , the bottom half of the meme would be us going to work.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I rarely go to a casino. But when I do, I limit myself to about $10. About half the time, I beat the casino, leaving with a couple more dollars than when I entered. :)

Hmmm......

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 17, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8

When you don't speak Dutch... ????

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I recall seeing a sign in Germany that said "Die Simpsons." Of course, it was an advertisement for the cartoon "The Simpsons," but it took me a moment to realize it was not wishing death on them. :o

If you don't get it, I'm going to laugh harder at you!???

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I have some old records that are groovier than I am. :P

This one is sooooooo bad

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 16, 2019:

This post is very timely! :P

Another Walmart meme...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sounds like 4-play to me! :D

Well his spelling isn't that good

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Well said, Jonathan! :)

Im so glad im out.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 16, 2019:

The best thing the Morons ever did for me was to excommunicate me for apostasy. I'm free! Hooray! :)

A round of golf

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Bravo! I salute him for getting out and about rather than hiding his unusual physique.

Those were the days

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I remember that!

Understandable.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Or would this be finger skating? :P

That's one sexy birch!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Take a good look now. She'll leave in the spring. :)

MAGA......

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Sung to the tune of "We Shall Overcome": We shall never overcomb. We shall never overcomb. We'll never overcomb like you, silly man. It's the ugliest thing. We know you are balding. We shall never overcomb.

Cuz astrology is all real 'n stuff....

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Gotta blame it on something other than yourself! :)

A .....latte please

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

My sister was visiting Italy, and she ordered a latte. She was surprised when they brought her a glass of milk. In Italian, the word *latte* means *milk*. :D

Dude! It's getting old!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

That's not a cocktail. It's a dogtail. :P

Or not... duck

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

He's a quack, alright!

Would you buy this atheist toast? It shows our god... Starting price $15.00 !

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I see my god when I look at the TOASTER and see my own reflection in it. :P

The Tesla Y reveal.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Cool car, but a bit pricey. I think I may end up getting the most basic Model 3, so it will better fit my budget. :)

Organized Religion has unleashed exceedingly more evil in the history of mankind.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Great memes! :)

Exactly what I need

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2019:

This would be good for June 9 (69 day)! :P

What day is it? (No, not hump day!)

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Pi in the sky! :D

I asked my chef to WALK the dog while I was away.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Because some seem to think this joke is racist, I am removing the word "Asian" from it. Anyone can use a wok to wok a dog. Sorry if anyone got offended! No offense intended.

I asked my chef to WALK the dog while I was away.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

By the way, this is just a joke. I have no chef, Asian or otherwise. Nor do I have a dog. :)

2 dogs and a cat

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

After all, the word *god* is just *dog* in reverse. :P

Sexual innuendo

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Gay men enjoy sexual in-you-end-o. ;)

Today's hike: Warm sunshine and new snow

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I want to move to Washington! Gorgeous! :)

Nice hairdo, lady.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Flabulous!

How drunk is this guy?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Didn't want to splatter any on his shoes.

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

The Fake President has known that for a long time!

No, I didn't.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I was a bit distracted.... :o

Meme THIS! Let's see whatchu got!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

She looks absolutely flabulous!

Meme THIS! Let's see whatchu got!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Go ahead and explode, my dear, so I can inherit your fortune.

Meme THIS! Let's see whatchu got!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

A double twat to match the double chin!

Meme THIS! Let's see whatchu got!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Too big for her britches.

One do over....

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I would have become an atheist instead of accepting a Moron (oops, Mormon) baptism at age eight. It might have caused a bit of friction in the family, but on the other hand, I might have convinced them that Moronism (oops, Mormonism) is indeed Moronic. :)

& to all that don't like my Posts, from Phoenix, with love...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Ouch! :o

Jeebus rubber ducky silence of the lambs all in one conversation starter.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 12, 2019:

What's with the mustache on the nose!? :o

Tired of telemarketer calls try answering phone saying sheriffs office fraud division

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'll give it a try! :)

Add some fava beans and a nice chianti...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Would I be a cannibal for eating pecans? (People call me nuts.) :P

Not mine personally.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Just don't hit them with a bat! :o

I live in a tough neighbourhood.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Is that a cat burglar? :P

Pretty sure I warned y'all that I like Cat Memes...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2019:

What a *cat*astrophe!

New, never before seen picture from the Moon landing, just released. Houston, we have a paw-blem.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Purrfect! :D

Ha, ha, ha. So right!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Fraud! Phony! Fake!

Ain't Science grand???

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Love the photo! :)

Homemade, Dick Pic!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Yep. That's TWO dicks.

What is your favorite word or phrase quirk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I like to replace the word *shit* with *shinola*. This reminds my fellow old-timers of the ancient saying, "He don't know shit from shinola." :P

New Dog Crossbreeds: Collie and Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino! ;)

Not very bright is he???

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

When someone is taking a photo and the subjects are not smiling, I like to put two fingers up behind the head of the photographer. That makes the people smile. :)

Drama free

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I can relate! I can piss like a river all day long! :o

Can you blame them?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Be strong, ladies! :)

what, a nose ring?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I may be just an old fart, but I cringe every time I see a human with a nose ring. Or a lip ring, or a nipple ring, etc.

Wouldn't you agree?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2019:

True!

Well well well...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Smell my finger! :D

Thanks to @mzee...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Older than dirt. :o

Hi! Welcome to Tesla owners/drivers/lovers group! It's not required that you're an owner/driver - ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Good news! :D

For those speed demons out there with $250K to spare.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I like the miles per charge. However, the price is way out of my league.

lets play a game . . rename a movie based on this image

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Munster Wedding.

How I start the day and the wee hours.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Sounds familiar! :)

How to prevent falls on steep descents

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

There is a great deal of beauty in those photos! :) The scenery is nice, too! :P

tRump......

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Yep. He's a gutter rat, alright!

Question for the group.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Can't you find other floor mats of a darker color?

The first annual International Atheist Day is coming up on March 23rd! I'm the chairman of a small ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

You can crucify the pope. :P On second thought, that would give atheists a bad name. Don't do it.

Christmas Cactus blooming for five months

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2019:

You apparently have a green thumb. :) Mine is brown. :(

Who wrote these?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Melania Trump?

So, apparently dancing isn’t my thing. This was posted by a relative on my Facebook wall. Lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Was she dancing to Sting music? :P

Yeah, that's the ticket...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Infatuated.

Which group of people would be more likely to help those in need... theists, agnostics or atheists?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Theists would readily help people of their own religion. They are less likely to help people who disagree with them. Agnostics ... see atheists. Atheists are thinking people and are more likely to have a good understanding of ethics than religious people. Therefore, I believe atheists would be more likely to help those in need.

New York lingo..mostly downstate

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Do these phrases straddle the state line between New York and New Jersey? :P

Without having to resort to Crocs.....which as we all know are an abomination!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

It also helps to keep a finger in your nose. :)

had me fooled.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Good one! I really didn't see the ledge until I read the words. :)

Those magical stoners.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

That Joe Smith was a FRAUD.

The greatest threat.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Yep. That Joe Smith sure told a lot a bullshit lies!

I object...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Objection sustained. Such an idiotic argument would NEVER prevail in a court of law.

those colors are from the prism on a window in our kitchen.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I also have a prism in a window. I love the colors. :)

Silly Nudists.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

If the wicker chairs had been sitting too long in the sun, he'd have hot, cross buns.

Those talons are not made for walking, more like swooping.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly! :o

Yes lord, please.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

If I were Thor, I'd strike them all with lightning bolts.

Four political ones I found funny

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Nice collection! :)

Exuse me senior!? ( senor ) There’s something more than a hair in my salsa!! ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Yeah, I thought that hair in my salsa was a little too curly! :o

Eight more sketchbook pages.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Nice abstracts! :)

Saw this toy and had to buy it for Gaia.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 28, 2019:

You should take Gaia to the White House. ;)

My punny jokes are why I'm single...don't believe what you've heard

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 27, 2019:

If I urinated in it, would it be a Peter Pan? :P