Scientists obtain bristle from Pence hair brush, Caught it in time I guess.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

A different sort of "Lord of the Flies!"

No kidding that is him For sure

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

So, then, if syphilis took out Al Capone, Covid can take out Dumpshit.

Trump Addresses Cheering Supporters at White House Event In what Dr.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Hatch Act! Rules? They are for just simple ordinary folk, not us Ubermenschen!

Truth. 😂😂😂😂

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Fuckwad!

The Sociopath-in-Chief...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

That's who he is, what he is!!

A get together of virus-free killers! Getting better at what exactly Trump?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Better...until he crashes!

Halloween pumpkins of the times.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

It's like "Lord of the Flies" revisited!

Average trumper

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Trump will give HER a Medal of Honor!

Yeah just show us that

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Good thing you're not asking for a brain x-ray!

The Robert Cray Band Get Him Out! [youtube.com]

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Marvelous!

In contemplating how far back the way started getting paved for a Chump presidency, I recall one ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I have long blamed Reagan, but, while I don't have the time to watch this now, plan on doing so soon. Someone asked me, a little while ago about my thoughts on the huge division in the U.S. and I cited Fox News. A friend has a friend, formerly liberalish, who was taken in by Fox's first lie: "Fair and Balanced." that one is now a Trumpist! The old "Fairness Doctrine" should never have been ended!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this takes the prize.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Not pretty to see, but "It is what it is!"

The Cheeto bandit!...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Well Done!!!!!!!!!!

Want one now

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Almost time for Xmas.

Wired up for an election

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

" There's nothing behind the curtain!"

Trump And Biden Agree To A Socially Distanced Debate Using Soup Can Telephones | The Babylon Bee

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I had a Whamo! slingshot once upon a time! They have both committed to avoiding any malarkey or tomfoolery. Like Trump would care? Where is the fly, is Pence not sharing?

Now this cover covers it all really!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 10, 2020:

In his dreams! His fucking dreams.

The Cheeto monster has only one real good friend...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Of course! The issue is just one of how far up Putins' butt Trump's tongue can get.

That's one answer......

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Trump's stupidity is going to sacrifice him.

Priest Arrested After Getting Caught Filming Sex With Two Women on Church Altar | Hemant Mehta | ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Hypocrisy on the high altar!

MAGA-Crazy Retirement Village Now Fears Covid - and Pence [thedailybeast.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

"The Villages," about 11/2 hours from here, must be the dumbest single place in the country.like a black hole for intelligence. Go for it Mikey, blow it all out, give them the virus, and it will be easier to turn Florida BLUE, this time out. It also seems, strategically, very dumb to waste the time left before the election, which has already begun here (my wife and I voted a week ago), going to place that has only one county's clout in the voting. On the other hand, I guess he expects the rabid cheering to look good on the news.

Even the lowliest of creatures get it

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Mr. Famous Fly found that most putrid pile of Pence much to his liking!

From Facebook

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Next he's going to start singing that lovely song from "West Side Story": I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel like lying, and lying all day!

Forewarned is forearmed

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Nothing is beneath him!

Trump tweet account was shut down for hours because he released the address of a journalist!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Is that for fucking real? Pure douchebag!

Pitch in to help Joe's campaign "fly" or my thoughts on the debate.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

I'll bet he'd like to play Whack-A-Mole with Pence's head!

It goes without saying ... [youtu.be]

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

I guess they could not say what they might feel about Mr. Toupee!

Ya tell them and the turd with his lap dog, the fly infested pence, Gretchen! [youtu.be]

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

THAT is the way to be a Governor! THAT is the way to be a public servant and leader. I do not want to know what Dumpshit might say about this,if the news ever crosses his sick path.

Remember when Dubya tried that? I was a supporter of his until about the end of his second term.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Shhhhh! Don't tell that to the sheep fools. This is like "Only I can fix it! After all Only I really know just where I fucked up the first time around."

This is a caricature of a caricature of an actual president of the USA, God bless Americans, ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

It's just like him, to show the brand name for an ad fee, too.

Even if it did happen I can understand the reasons for denying it

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

I will accept Covid 19's word!

Just like that, he feels better than ever, it's almost as if he just had constipation or some hay ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Trump does not even look that good under his fucking ridiculous hairpiece.

Donald Trump Describes Getting COVID-19 as a Blessing From God President Donald Trump just ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Probably, hopefully, the only people who will fall for this blatant BS are those already drunk on the Kool-Aid!

A fly knows shit when it smells it.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

They will claimthat it was a robo-fly, sent by the "deep state."

Melania says my breath stinks like shit or rotten corpse, ...is it true Mike?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Mikey could not have an answer for that, as there is nothing in the only book he's ever read that uses such language.

The debate...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Well, she did not deliver the fatal blow I'd hoped for, but the fly might have.

So glad we can all help each one another out with content humor!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Fuckwad's fuckwad!

and flies normally love piles of sh-t

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

That's why I first left the room at about 15 minutes into the thing; came back when my wife yelled to me about the fly. Pence was lying from the get-go!

I am pretty sure this is close to being verbatim.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Not steroids, stupidity!

I don't think the fly would want that

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Being Pro-Life carries its responsibilities, no?

It's all about perspective!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

A true blessing from someone's god-thing would be for him to never have won in 2016!

Where do Trump supporters go when they get the Covid-19?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Hoaxatively!

Gasping for Air And I'll personally add: "grasping at straws.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

"Truth? You want truth? You can't handle truth!"

They can smell bullshit a mile away

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

And, as pointed out on MSNBC, last night, Pence did not brush it away, it left of its own accord, once it got bored with him.

To rephrase slightly ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

there i s nice meme going around with RBG saying "I sent the fly."

COVITA [youtube.com]

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

You infect everything you touch, always have, always will.

Trump: people of America, don't be afraid of Covid! I feel better than in the last 20 years! Sure, ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

That's not a sign of imbecility, of which there are many, but that nothing has changed, he's as manipulative and venal as ever.

Proof Trump is a dick

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

An insipid, malignant dick!

this always makes me smile

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Empty Orange, chasing the dream...forever!

Seems she's doing better than POTUS in the poles

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Do you know where that pole can go, for Melanoma?

Now we know the craziness is due to steroids...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

His craziness was well documented long before he had any steroids!

Trumpery definition

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

To the real wall!

Probably the biggest reveal/stumble by Trump in the debate was his inability to condemn white ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Of course!

"Don't be afraid of Covid" .

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

As Christie is hospitalized, albeit on his own, as the fellow in Arkansas died the other day, Mr. Small Republican aparatchik!

Seen on Facebook

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Either he is a Fucking faker, or the reported treatment, which virtually no one else can get, is useful, until it's not.

Does it take a math nerd to think this is funny?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I'm anything but a math nerd, but I think it is funny.

Melania speaks out against cyberbullying.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Female fuckwad!

Apparently not all Republicans love the Donald. "We can all dream, can’t we?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Just a quiter fuckwad!

No. Fucking. Comment.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

So, is that a look of ecstacy on her face, or one of WTF?

Pinocchio Trump: Look! I haven't told a single lie today! :-D

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Great! Except that he has no balls.

TW My cousin just posted that it’s been 10 years since we lost her brother to suicide.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Fear is how they control their flocks, since sheep dogs don't work that way, for people.

Let's see, where have we seen this kind of dictator/balcony imagery before? ....

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

It is sad, but this fellow won't have to be afraid of Covid-19: https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/gop-county-chair-in-arkansas-dies-from-19-his-committee-hosted-a-maskless-gathering-last-month/

A simple message from a simpleton, not verbally but by actions!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

It is sad, but this fellow won't have to be afraid of covid-19: https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/gop-county-chair-in-arkansas-dies-from-19-his-committee-hosted-a-maskless-gathering-last-month/

He will arrange for everyone to have this injection if he wins the election

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Dumb fuck!

Can we say tone deaf?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

He needs his silver spoon shoved up where the "Sun don't shine!"

Let's see, where have we seen this kind of dictator/balcony imagery before? ....

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

All empty show, for the empty shell!

Only 32 percent of the patients with altered mental functions from COVID were able to do basic ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

With dumpy, they will be able to tell when the tweets come to a sudden stop!

This comment makes sense!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

So, will Melanoma be responsible for his debts?

Citizen physician and almost-graduate of the Central Florida Institute of Therapeutic Clown Medicine...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Fauci says that dumpness might have a "reversal" later this week, or next; that it would not be unusual.

A few memes off of Facebook (and one from Twitter)

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Serling was my favorite.

Stolen from fb:

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Illness is personal weakness...can not...show...weakness...must...dominate...the media.

Covid nesting in the WH

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

If only!

Who knew Sulu would become our modern day Mark Twain? Oops, I meant Will Rogers.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Ill, or play acting?

The World Health Organization, "Doctors without Borders", and the International Federation of Red ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I'm surprised someone was able to find so many of these folks not already employed. Or, was this the special volunteer detail?

What the Toddler-in-Chief wants, the Toddler-in-Chief gets ....

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Such Bull shit! It's all a publicity stunt, coting the taxpayers how much?

This man has the judgment of a four year old

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

We already know that he has no decision making capacity, just the amazing ability to perform one scam after another.

These jackwagons all think that they look like Captain America but this is closer to the truth.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

When does the music start?

Hit the nail on the head!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Deep inside, there is...nobody.

True to form....

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Of course!

A well deserved tribute

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

He might have to settle for that, not the Nobel Prize!

Having heard some speculation, and noticing something strange about the picture from Walter Reed, I ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Still a fuckwad!

How the Cold War Between China and U.S. might end...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Maybe he should be floated in a Clorox bath as part of his treatment, or would that wipe away his "natural" coloring?

Trump Campaign Advisors Defend Not Using COVID-19 Precautions Two Trump campaign advisers were ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Fuckwad!

That will snap the faker out of his Covid drama in a hurry.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

"Fake News!" He's got the media just where he wants them. If he farts is all over the news!

The bird of the day: Bluebird.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I monitored 2 eastern bluebird nest boxes this last spring and summer, in central Florida, and saw some nice successes occur. I'm now monitoring 2 bald eagle nests, and have learned that Florida has more eagles than any other state but Alaska, 1,600.

I understand his confoundment, how can someone be so callous and careless.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Anything to do with Dumpy must be seen through bullshit reduction lenses!

With Trump's recovery, perhaps he'll lose the election and spend some more time at his Florida golf ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I tried to submit a photo of just such a water hazard, for your delictation, but do not know how.

Megachurch Pastor Robert Jeffress: ‘There’s No Such Thing As Separation Of Church And State’ |...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Thomas Jefferson, writing to James Madison, 2/20/1784, “…life is of no value but as it brings us gratifications. Among the most valuable of these is rational society." "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire As president, Adams signed the famous Treaty of Tripoli, which boldly stated, “[T]he government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion….” Jefferson on religion, as told too J.Adams: Jefferson once famously observed to Adams, “And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.” When Adams signed the treaty that ended the threat of the Barbary Pirates, he had made mention that the U.S.A. "...is not in any sense, founded on the Christian religion...."

How thoughtful of Trump to play down Covid-19 from his sick-bed, he has even surrounded himself with...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Bullshit briefing about Bullshit man.

Love this lol

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Poor thing!

More lies.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Work? Trump? He doesn't even work on his golf swing, just cheats! If this was put out for public consumption, it is probably bogus...just like him.

Tax Fraud?

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I do not think it is worth the time, as what will be, will be. He will get indicted (I hope) or he won't; he will stand trial, or he'll go to daddy Putin for protection, perhaps. I do not want to get my hopes up, but just watch him have to try to worm his way out of whatever.

I blame Ted Turner

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

This is what he does! However, do not think that SDNY, pr any other number of law entities have forgotten!

Trump is not well. [latimes.]

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Trump was never "well."

I finished listening to Astrophysics for People in a Hurry by Neil deGrasse Tyson, narrated by Neil ...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I read the book last year, or the one previously. I highly recommend it!

My wife wanted me to post some eye candy for her

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Is this in this group because he may not be Aryan?

One more round, the last one is in response to themiddleway

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Sadly, what Jeff ha to say will not be heard by those who do really need to hear it.

Make it big enough for two.

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Not on Federal property, bitch!

If John could see this!

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

You tell him, John!

Hospitalized Trump Launches Eric and Don Jr Operation MAGA Tour President Trump’s re-election...

BirdMan1 comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Mommy, mommy, please...can I go? Can I go? NOT!