Breaking news...Covid-19 injectables now on shelfs everywhere!!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Now, they claim it to have been a joke. Gee, where have I heard that before? Sarcasm? This wanna-be human has no sense of humor, has actually never been seen to publicly make a funny! It is beyond his ken, as it requires a sense of what would (pleasantly) surprise someone else. In his world, there is no one else.

Do NOT shoot up cleaning products! This is safer...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Hey! I need it in flavors!

Seems relevant

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

"No, you need a bigger dose!"

Mexican word winner of the year.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

And there I was, thinking the word would be "Pinche Culler."

The sad sad state of Trump's administration defined in one picture

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Vince is the owner, 42%, of the WWE, declared "essential" by Florida's brainy governor!

Trump Pharma strongly recommends that MAGA'its use only approved detergents as seen on Fox News.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

This is what happens when you combine Malignant Narcissism with dementia!

Trump Floats Treating COVID-19 Patients with Disinfectant Injections and Light Fresh off of ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

This is absolute, incontrovertible "evidence" that watching fox News rots one's (pointing).

Yes. This is our Wharton educated man in the office.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

He went to Wharton, but I never heard anybody say he learned anything there. In fact, one of his professors declared him "The dumbest student I ever had."

It's Trumps idea so it only seems fair that Trumpets get to try this treatment first.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Mixing with 151 rum really improves the efficacy!

At some point you would think that even a Trumper would realize that the Orange One is just a ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Wow, could this be a tipping point for them? Nah.

Perfect for your next MAGA rally too!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Legacy. Some,if not all presidents become concerned about their legacy, how they will be remembered. He will be remembered for how he made the cleanser segment of the Stock Market spike!

I have the perfect candidate to be the first person to be injected with bleach! ;-D

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

No, my lord, it means that you have no IQ at all!

Bottoms up

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Brilliant! But, damn, where's the vodka?

Trump Floats Treating COVID-19 Patients with Disinfectant Injections and Light Fresh off of ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

A man of many talents* is now going out for Stand-Up comedy!

Trump Pharma strongly recommends that MAGA'its use only approved detergents as seen on Fox News.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Marvelous! Has he got as many as 3 brain cells working. You know, when one is faking one's way through life, saying anything is possible.

What is more damaging in Western societies religion or conspiratorial thinking?

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

He's got a Real Good...Has He Already Been Drinking Lysol? https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/trump-doesnt-know-how-to-be-president-so-hes-drafted-us-all-into-the-reality-tv-show-in-his-mind/?utm_source==email=4380

Angela Merkel is not without faults. But, damn that's a big divide!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

He is "...lipstick on a pig."

The sad sad state of Trump's administration defined in one picture

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

That's his resume, and for Trump, it's perfect, even beautiful, bigly the bestest.

Accountability level = 0

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Asshat!

Does anyone else worry that orange-boy will try to go out with a big bang?

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

He will not go quietly into that long night.

Who you gonna call....

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

will she stop short of divorcing the prick because if she does ICE might really come for her? Actually, the next, Dem., administration ought to disband those Brown shirts quickly.

This is not a meme

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I WANT TO HAVE NO TRUMP, IN THE FALL. We already have no Pence, he simply is not present; it's like he's Bernie on that special weekend.

I say thoughts and prayers.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

An anvil!

For those of us in Red states

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

At least 2 weeks, good thinking.

[agnostic.com]

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Short and to the point!

Trump and Fox Now Both Silent on Miracle Cure Drug They Promoted Both President Trump and a ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

They are betting on America's well known short attention span, and they never apologize.

Looks as though the answers in the question

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I would like to sacrifice him to the remains of the, hopefully soon to be vastly downsized, private prison industry, so he can live out his sorry life watching America actually work towards becoming great.

Bozo Goes to Washington!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Fuckwad!

Yeah act like a adult

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Sorry, that is beyond his capacity. He does not learn!

Beware the virus

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I think of him as more like a cancer causing rot to grow from within.

and he won't go peacefully.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

It's a shame she's got to hide. There is no question about our having a peaceful transition. Unless McConnell, and/or Barr can outdo their fucking selves, there will come a day, in January, when Trump's term in office will have run its course, and he will simply no longer be the president. Perhaps, then, the FBI, and whichever other security agencies he's been lambasting for almost 4 years, will gleefully remove him, bodily, from the W.H. Soon afterwards, Melania might file for divorce, go open a gold-plated brothel in Vegas, and be soundly defeated in her run for mayor.

This asshole runs the government

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

THAT is how one makes America great. Ironically, it will be the job of the next Dem administration to do the "Again!" 'Cause we sure as hell ain't there now!

I'm sure a lot of us have seen similar memes, but the photo makes if for me.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

And, after the next election, can we just move the post, and let him hang out on it, to dry in the wind?

And gloves

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I do no think that the Trump crowd is capable of comparing the two times.

Fact check this!!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Faux News is preparing for an onslaught, I expect, of law suits in this regard!

My Wild, Totally Surreal Experience Covering a Trump Coronavirus Briefing - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Fuckwad!

Remember, if these “protesters” are sick, do not help them, they have declined medical treatment...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

You go for it, sucker!

Nailed it stupid

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

A wonderful re-birth of a classic.

This just in from your department of redundancy department...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Commies? Pinkos? Pink lungs are good shit!

Insane action

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

For Trump, this fits perfectly. Scott is nothing more than a mini-Trump. The Republicans will probably get just what they deserve.

In order to read the right-wing rag The Daily Caller you now must subscribe.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Tucker Carlson is listed as the founder, at Wikipedia: FUCK 'EM!

He just can't help himself

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Well, you know "Many people are saying...." So incapable, he is not capable of hearing, noticing his own words. He is so present moment oriented (not in a good sense) that once a word leaves his dumb lips, it's history, and not recallable. It's like there is a teeny, weeny, widdle homonculus living in the vacuum of his head, typing out words for him. These just spill out of his mouth, with no rhyme, or reason, or notice. AND, he does not take responsibility...you heard him!

Picture is worth 1000 words.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Boy, is Dumpness making America great! Greatly laughed at!

Jared Kushner's coronavirus task force

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

His existence is indubitable proof that there is no god!

Here comes today's lie

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

So few choices, boring. What about Lichtenstein, Gabon, Argentina (with its history of coddling former Nazi big-wigs, whose spoor might want another chance at world dominion; Ted Cruze' father. C'mon, asshole, make it interesting!

is it satire if it's true?

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

The capacity to dissemble, lie, create horse shit out of thin air, like miraculously, must be what the Evangelicals find so god-like in him!

New attraction at Mar-a-lago...In honor of his legacy!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Evolution can run into some dead ends, can't it?

Breaking news......

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Too many people are beyond the pale! But, the labeling ought to help the triage nurses!

Washington Governor Accuses Trump of Encouraging Domestic Rebellion After Donald Trump released...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Trump continues to work the Hitler playbook! POS!

You would think trump could understand this since it is talking about golden showers.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

At Trump Tower!

Believers' estimates of God's beliefs are more egocentric than estimates of other people's beliefs |...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Makes perfect sense to me. In psychological parlance this would be egosyntonic.

I had a group of friends in high school that I hung out with.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Since you are posting this on an A/A site, I will guess that you're beliefs fit into that range of beliefs. And, since a Pew Research Center poll done in 2012, found that A/A's numbered, 5.7%, you are almost certainly in the minority of your probably somewhat randomly found group of H.S. friends. Depending on how many friends you are considering were in your group, you may be the only A./A among them. I think that when we are at H.S. age, or younger, as long as another kid does not turn us off in some particular way, and enjoys doing the things we do, we don't usually worry about their beliefs. Yes, if someone is adamantly, vociferously, coming from a different perspective, that ought to not hold true. I was always an atheist, and expect that none of my neighborhood, or H.S. friends, and acquaintances were. But, it never came up. I do not believe that any of my buddies ever asked me why I was had no Bar Mitzva.

It's in the babble. Must be true.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I've been saying that for quite a long time. And, he is so good at his manipulating (his one "talent") that they can not see it.

This is brutal and accurate to their morality/motivations.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Reminds me of a comment about Don Jr.: "There seems to be something missing in his face, but you just can't put your finger on it." You know she's interested in nothing but posing, ever!

What he wants

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

You first, sweetheart!

Yup no shit

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

That's in the wanna-be dictators handbook! On page "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Typical trump supporter...Oxymoron!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

The Trump offspring no-one knows about.

The clown has been on TV daily while Americans have been at home social distancing.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Just another area in which America is not exceptional! So, today I met a neighbor who seemed charming and intelligent in person. But, last week I watched as she played on her front lawn with her toddler, WHILE smoking! WTF?

A distant Trump relative, no doubt, same modus operandi.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Where are the sharks, when you really want them?

Good morning all....

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Boy, has he got their language down pat!

Donald Trump reminds me of Alvy Moore from the old Green Acres series.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I had to look up who Moore was, as I never saw that show. Bunker would be better, perhaps, as the description of Moore calls him "scatterbrained," which might be a compliment for Trump, if that was all his sick ass was about! Bunker was insistently stupid and ignorant, much more like Trump.

Emboldened Wild Animals Venture Into Locked-Down Cities Worldwide As we humans continue to ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

If there is still a habitable planet left after we humans exit the scene, the rest of nature's beings will be more than happy to "wild" the place again.

Emboldened Wild Animals Venture Into Locked-Down Cities Worldwide As we humans continue to ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I mean, just s it is not safe to underestimate the idiocy of trump, himself, do not underestimate the idiocy of Trump supporters, especially graduates of the esteemed university!

Trump's America.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Well, good. Let them all congregate, shoulder to shoulder. Many seem young enough to receive the wonderful, posthumous Darwin Awards!

He got lots of practice in Puerto Rico!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

It would be funny, if it were not accurate!

Turd cartoon!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

He is even a fakier POTUS than Reagan was, though each got there by illegal means. Projection is a very primal, infantile, defense mechanism, and is exactly how he operates. His idiot "uneducated" sheep do not see through it, they see him as being "authentic" when he emotes, and think that they "get" him, and...that he "gets" them.

Turd cartoon!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Glory be, a man of few words!

His kool aid

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

And went for it ever so willingly, excitedly, arduously! "Hey gimme another dose of that great stuff!"

Naughty donnie

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Oh, shit!

WE are way past thinking about it

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

BEEEP! BEEEEP!

Eat at your own peril.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Kills my appetite!

Time to clean up.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Just garbage, "sad."

Aint that the truth

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

NOTHING is ever his fault! Well, there is his phenomenally, bigly, huge idiocy.

Way back when, before Ivanka Sr.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Always a fake!

Alternate facts!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

After the red states "open," like the beach in Florida, there will be many less people to cheer the Asshole-in-Chief on.

I'm pretty sure I've seen the whole article posted here a few times but just this one line is all ...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I think I may have posted the whole article, but, yes, this line is marvelous!

trump logic

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Succinct!

This is why we vote

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Fuckhead bigots!

Fox News telling the truth about Trump without even realizing it

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

They are putting that out because they see law suits coming at them for their share of the propaganda.

Found a great tweet from Trump, criticizing Obama's handling of the Pandemic in 09.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

That was put out there because he thought it would besmirch THAT man!

GOP Agenda!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

It's their wet dream! Them, and the Koch boys who have bigly helped us to get to this point! One's dead, one to go. If Covid-19 takes him it will be pure poetic justice!

Tips For Pence!!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Pence: Evangelical non-entity.

His Last Words!!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Sure, sir. Bye now.

Why Did He Cancel Pandemic Plan??

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

One of these days he is going to deny that Obama was ever a president; will try to have the history books changed. Because, you see, there will no longer be an Obama footprint remaining.

Didn't See It Coming!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Hoax? Democratic hoax? Oh, yeah, ask Rand Paul!

Multi-generational gut reaction

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I like your grandma.

This sums it up.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Perfect! Asshole.

Moron Loves Numbers!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Fuckwad!

Sounds like religious people in general tbh.

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Fits well!

Even more cartoons

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Nothing? Buddy, the "Nothing" is what you see whenever, if at all, you try to look inside!

More cartoons!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Wanna-be dictator needs to be in jail! Lock him up! Lock him up!

Tons of cartoons, we're fucked!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Blisteringly deranged!

Got on my states list for volunteers medical personal as back up in emergencies .

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Wonderful!

And he should know!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

He all but wrote it or, at least, revised it for the current edition!

Actually, I thought the light would shine right through but, thinking about it....

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

No shit!

basically this is where his "expertise" starts and ends

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

"Wife?" You call that cold bitch a wife?

Much Better!!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

We would see a person with class deal intelligently, speak intelligently, careingly, and responsibly. e would say, "But, of course," having no idea how the dark side might act.

Double Talker!!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

It does not matter which orifice he speaks from, there is no one home!

How Stupid Are They?

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Abysmally! And then some!

Vote out Stupid!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I sure as hell hope so!