I am like this!

GeorgeRocheleau comments on Jun 8, 2019:

My book is overdue.

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 9, 2019:

I wouldn't want to deal with the Library Cops on that one.

What is the strangest thing you have ever seen?

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I was once inside a hoarder's house. Disturbing to see it up close. And the lady was raising her son in that environment too :(

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 8, 2019:

My mother was a Hoarder, but not to the level of what is seen on TV. But I am still almost instinctively off-loading stuff.

A little Saint Louis humor for you. I am worried for friends near the Mississippi River!

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Looks like you need to go noodling.

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 7, 2019:

That is something by inner barefoot ridge runner still wants to try.

There's a new Giorgio Armani men's cologne commercial in heavy rotation on the cable channels.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The thing is... Men probably enjoy being sexualized... Who's going to make the complaint?

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 7, 2019:

Yeah. Who sends out 99.999% of the unsolicited genital pics?

OK.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Tell me more about the jerk seasoning brand. Most I have seen are largely sugar and salt and artificial. I make a batch of my own every now and then. I do love the blend of sweet and spicy these dishes bring.

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty thank you! Sometimes reading the label leads to leaving it right there on the shelf. A supposed "Low-Sodium" can of black beans had more sodium than the regular ones. I rinse the bean several times from that mucky sauce so I hope much of that goes down the drain.

I doodle. Is it a meme?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I doodle when I am listening to things like lectures in between note taking. Casual observers usually think otherwise but it actually helps me stay focused on what is being said. If I am actually looking at the speaker I am probably swirling somewhere around Andromeda.

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@scurry I see it as distracting that side of m brain so I can learn something.

Trump will get re-elected President of the USA.

AirForceRN1 comments on May 29, 2019:

I feel Trump is like the mafia and is like "Teflon Don" in one of the God Father figures!

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 2, 2019:

Time for a baptism then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CDlBLvc3YE

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

2bisgoodenuff comments on Jun 1, 2019:

My TC was the best car I ever had. Every time you got in it it moved (except for once & it was still under warranty so it cost 0$!). When I was divorced I didn’t cry, too many tears shed beforehand—when my TC ❤️ died, I cried for 3 days. I feel your pain, but at least you’ll be united ...

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@Petter She's a 5-Speed. I will never have an automatic.

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

BudFrank comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I’ll send it some flowers

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

She likes daisies.

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

Green_eyes comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Sending thoughts and prayers😆

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

lol. Smart ass.

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

tinkercreek comments on Jun 1, 2019:

When you're used to being on the go with your car, it's tough to be without it!

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

I'll get it back tomorrow. I even think I got an astoundingly good deal from the shop.

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I totaled my car two weeks ago. You are lucky.

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

I could not imagine that.

My version of the “Footprints in the Sand” poem features me walking not with God but with Dog.

MissKathleen comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Take off ya slippahs, girl! It’s called Grounding...

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Your feet are going to get wet. You might as well be able to feel the sand peeling away under them. It is a tiny touchstone to eternity.

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Definitely both. Just don't black face. How hard is that?

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@desertastronomer https://images.app.goo.gl/2pH5A2bc7wFdA5WF6 But you need to put blackface on a child so that they can start to be trained that some people aren't fully human and just a joke.

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

Summer72 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Mr.T! I dressed my daughter as 70s Elvis when she was 7 months old. She had tons of hair so I made a a pompadour!

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Would a black parent need to paint their kid's face white to portray Elvis? Nope.

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Definitely both. Just don't black face. How hard is that?

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@desertastronomer Clueless is thinking blackface in any form is acceptable.

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Definitely both. Just don't black face. How hard is that?

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@desertastronomer You lack imagination to do Mr. T rather than black-face on a baby? How would you dress a kid as Rosa Parks? Cesar Chavez? Gandhi? Squanto? Is your first go to face paint or do you lack the human imagination to portray a person without that crutch?

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Definitely both. Just don't black face. How hard is that?

BufftonBeotch replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@desertastronomer Hell NO! It's disgusting.

there is someone else to report, been following me all of a sudden, never seen it before, so not ...

BufftonBeotch comments on May 31, 2019:

So block them. Not a reason to get someone a ban hammer that I can see. And as best as I can recall I have only banned one person. She was sending repeated scoldings about my use of the most perfect word ever.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 31, 2019:

@germangirl90439 The sweet zenith of all ancient four letter words.

It Turns Out Christians Have More Abortions Than Any Other Religious Group In America [mtv.

Metahuman comments on May 31, 2019:

Aren't there more christians than any other religious group in America?

BufftonBeotch replies on May 31, 2019:

I would say those claiming Christianity at a very high percent. And they claim to be so persecuted.

Noticed something, or a lack of something.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 31, 2019:

G-d must really hate those people in trailer parks, then.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 31, 2019:

@Antidronefreeman umm..what? Not camper trailers. These are full size and need a special crew and equipment.

Noticed something, or a lack of something.

Geoffrey51 comments on May 30, 2019:

Well, if it ain’t God doin’ it, who is it then? 😱. You’ll all be sayin’ Moses didn’t part the Red Sea and the donkey didn’t do no talkin’ next!🤥

BufftonBeotch replies on May 31, 2019:

@JimG The sassy talking ass is one of my favorite g-d myths.

Oh. My. No. God. Look what I found at the bottom of a tub-o-stuff. 1993!

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

My senior portrait. Not great quality here. Scanned in from yearbook.. And I was not nearly as wholesome as I needed to appear.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 30, 2019:

@LeighShelton Thank you. Much of all that was protective colorization.

Even those who don't believe in prayer can relate to the sentiment.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

If Pence is also struck dead. We get Nancy? Am I right?

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@mcgeo52 No that use is fine. Could can imply something in the future.

Couple funnies for you

BufftonBeotch comments on May 29, 2019:

I took my nephew (who was maybe 8 at the time to see Poltergeist. ET had come out that same summer and I had taken him to see that and he had loved it. Another Steven Spielberg film and it's PG. How scary can it possibly be? Oh. Sweet. Mama. I think that movie is the reason for PG-13 ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@Marcie1974 Once we were into it, and the stuffed clown attack, I knew it was better to just see it through. His imagination would have whispered far worse things if I had dragged him out of there. And there is also the time when I went to Amityville Horror with my niece. She is only about a year younger.than me. And something about the entire movie struck us as hilarious. And we were busting out laughing at the jumpy, scary bits. We almost got kicked out. "GET OUT!!"

Wow! I had not taken the time to view gun violence in America for a long while.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up on a farm where I was taught how to shoot a gun from early childhood. Against vermin like groundhogs and rats. A gun was a tool like the plow or the tractor. The fantasy of using the gun against a person never even entered my imagination. I think there is a class of gun nuts...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@GipsyOfNewSpain At least someone with a plan to take out a room full of people would need some gumption.

Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

Poshing off the week with no rain, no hope of rain and bake your biscuits in the car.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

Fried eggs on the windshield are so passe.

Wow! I had not taken the time to view gun violence in America for a long while.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up on a farm where I was taught how to shoot a gun from early childhood. Against vermin like groundhogs and rats. A gun was a tool like the plow or the tractor. The fantasy of using the gun against a person never even entered my imagination. I think there is a class of gun nuts...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@herpinj I have and the word is random. If you have a gun you are more likely to be shot or killed by a raging person in your own home or even your toddler - Or by shooting yourself, accidentally or on purpose. Oh and shooting a teenager who's car broke down because they knock on your door. That happens. Or a teen that went to buy his brother Skittles, and ends up bleeding out on a Florida sidewalk.

Wow! I had not taken the time to view gun violence in America for a long while.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up on a farm where I was taught how to shoot a gun from early childhood. Against vermin like groundhogs and rats. A gun was a tool like the plow or the tractor. The fantasy of using the gun against a person never even entered my imagination. I think there is a class of gun nuts...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@GipsyOfNewSpain ANd those running, screaming children in Vietnam whose homes had been napalmed.. That little girl whose clothes had been burned off. Civilians seem to almost be the targets anymore.

When you consider how stupid the average person is it makes you shudder that half of the people in ...

KKGator comments on May 29, 2019:

Damn! I didn't know we had requirements AND a bible!!

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@KKGator And the first 4 of those sound similar to the dictates of an emotionally abusive relationship.

Even those who don't believe in prayer can relate to the sentiment.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

If Pence is also struck dead. We get Nancy? Am I right?

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@Athena I'd take Speaker Pelosi over the Manic Mango or Mole-eyed Mike in a nanosecond.

Has anyone here ever hosted an Air B N B?

Lorajay comments on May 28, 2019:

I host one now and have no horror stories to report. I make a little extra money and have lowered my tax bill for 2 years because of it. At the same time I did a little redecorating. I have had some great guests and some so so guests and managed to get 5 stars from all of them. If I want to do ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

Do you do your own cleaning and set up? I don't think I would rent out to anyone close to college age.

Has anyone here ever hosted an Air B N B?

BufftonBeotch comments on May 29, 2019:

I have stayed in a few and that is in general a much better experience than a hotel. They are great for groups of friends or family reunions as you can gather and have family meals without having to eat out all the time. So you would be doing the bNb with the suite while you lived in the large ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 29, 2019:

@UrsiMajor Wait. Is the suite separate from the house, or not? You may be better off using that as a lease deal as you would not have to clean it after each rental.

Even those who don't believe in prayer can relate to the sentiment.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

If Pence is also struck dead. We get Nancy? Am I right?

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@mcgeo52 I knew I was right. I was just seeing if there were idiots about.

Oh. My. No. God. Look what I found at the bottom of a tub-o-stuff. 1993!

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

My senior portrait. Not great quality here. Scanned in from yearbook.. And I was not nearly as wholesome as I needed to appear.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@WaywardAtheist I look like a twelve year old boy pop star. lol.

Oh. My. No. God. Look what I found at the bottom of a tub-o-stuff. 1993!

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

I have all my grade school group portraits. Such a treasure to have all those faces. edit. In the fifth grade shot, two of the boys have black eyes. Classic.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@WaywardAtheist And everyone looking at the photo assumes they were in a fight with each other. But that wasn't the case. Neither one was in a fight at all. They were just clumsy, like boys who grow three inches in as many months sometimes will be.

Does anybody else cook with beer?

BufftonBeotch comments on May 26, 2019:

My EX. My ex mad chili with both beer and peanut butter. I do not. He thought he could sneak it into mine when I was cooking. The pot went to the sewer. You do not eat tonight and don't fu_k with my cooking. lol. made not mad. but I was mad. Turned it into crap ass chili.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@FrostyJim He left the tablespoon coated with peanut butter in the sink. Lazy stupid people should not dare think they are sneaky.

Oh. My. No. God. Look what I found at the bottom of a tub-o-stuff. 1993!

BufftonBeotch comments on May 28, 2019:

I have all my grade school group portraits. Such a treasure to have all those faces. edit. In the fifth grade shot, two of the boys have black eyes. Classic.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@UUNJ Those individual pic packs are such a scam. I hated nearly all of them as the photographer has maybe a minute and one shot for you...."Next!" Exchanging them was fun though. I took the group pics to the last reunion. all the awws.

Having spent some time with Ancestry.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

VE day was May 8th. His parents and other loved ones had probably thought he had made it. What a crushing blow to their euphoria that must have been.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@tinkercreek Only 21. It is hard to look at the ages they died without weeping a bit. And the millions who died. Americans had it easy compared to much of the rest of the nations.

Wow! I had not taken the time to view gun violence in America for a long while.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up on a farm where I was taught how to shoot a gun from early childhood. Against vermin like groundhogs and rats. A gun was a tool like the plow or the tractor. The fantasy of using the gun against a person never even entered my imagination. I think there is a class of gun nuts...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 28, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez Some Americans. And it is ridiculous that these people want to use a handgun for self defense with a bullet that can travel hundreds of yards when their neighbor's baby is sleeping in a crib thirty feet away,

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

HippieChick58 comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up in Grand Island, NE in a house that was nearly 80 years old when I lived in it. Still had the old fuse boxes and occasionally would have a nickel where a fuse should be. We didn't have AC, and all the kids' bedrooms were upstairs. I'm not sure how we survived, but we did. My current house ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@HippieChick58 I am in a place now where I see it all as humorous. I don't think they intended harm. I was just an uh-oh kid and they were older and just not into it anymore. It does instill resilience. I did spend lots of times at neighbor's houses.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

HippieChick58 comments on May 27, 2019:

I grew up in Grand Island, NE in a house that was nearly 80 years old when I lived in it. Still had the old fuse boxes and occasionally would have a nickel where a fuse should be. We didn't have AC, and all the kids' bedrooms were upstairs. I'm not sure how we survived, but we did. My current house ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

My house did not have A/C growing up. But OH only a few days a year were extreme heat. Winters though were bad, and my parents not only turned off the heat ducts (on the floor) to the upstairs area ---they hung up a blanket so no heat could go up the stairs. Yeah. That makes you feel wanted. on edit. And the walls were full of wasps which they chose to do nothing about. I will still launch out of bed like a human harpoon if I feel like something is crawling on me.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

Petter comments on May 27, 2019:

We used to sit in the swimming pool, then allow ourselves to "drip dry", repeated every two hours. Even now, with a fully airconditioned house, even the kitchen, we avoid turning it on unless really desperate, and then it's mainly to lower the humidity.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@Petter It's like breathing through a wet towel here.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

BudFrank comments on May 27, 2019:

Charlotte will be in the mid 90s this next week too. All the rain is going to the mid west

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@BudFrank I have central A/C. But when it gets above 100 there is only so much the unit can do. I am also in a studio apartment on the second floor of a house so I have hot attic space on most of three sides and the roof. ...and two not well insulated Hobbit doors, as a friend calls them, which allow attic access for storage.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

BudFrank comments on May 27, 2019:

Charlotte will be in the mid 90s this next week too. All the rain is going to the mid west

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@BudFrank What good is a breeze in a furnace? And it is not even June yet.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

Petter comments on May 27, 2019:

We used to sit in the swimming pool, then allow ourselves to "drip dry", repeated every two hours. Even now, with a fully airconditioned house, even the kitchen, we avoid turning it on unless really desperate, and then it's mainly to lower the humidity.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

I probably won't be able to open the windows again.until late September. You really don't know hot.

I do not know what American customs are, when you are starting to meet someone who is on the other ...

Surfpirate comments on May 27, 2019:

But Brazilian man are far more duplicitous than Norte Americanos. You should be an expert at detecting married men who are looking for a beautiful mistress and discerning who the real men who are interested in a long term relationship are.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@altschmerz But she says the American is across an ocean. Brazil is on our continent.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

BudFrank comments on May 27, 2019:

Charlotte will be in the mid 90s this next week too. All the rain is going to the mid west

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

We are 100+. Sucks.

Keanu Reeves was asked in a TV interview what he thought happened after you die and his response was...

KKGator comments on May 27, 2019:

That's the truest statement regarding death that's ever been uttered.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

And very beautiful. I know he has lost a child to stillbirth and his girlfriend, the mother of that child, to a car accident a couple years after that.

Keanu Reeves was asked in a TV interview what he thought happened after you die and his response was...

silverotter11 comments on May 27, 2019:

Is exactly what a critical thinker might say - covers the subject brilliantly.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

And it is not a statement that can be criticized by someone looking to attack a free thinker.

I do not know what American customs are, when you are starting to meet someone who is on the other ...

BufftonBeotch comments on May 27, 2019:

Nigerian? Prince? That would be a NOPE

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

@ylma Across thie Ocean? Where is this American then?

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

Hathacat comments on May 27, 2019:

Just bought a air conditioner that I realized won't do the job, so nest month I will be buying another for a different room. Pricey little suckers.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

Window unit? Yeah and those are noisy. But they are wonderful if it is all you have. One for the room you are in most of the day. One for the room where you sleep. Turn that on a couple hours ahead of time.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

Cast1es comments on May 26, 2019:

Hadn't thought of A/C being a sales gimmic , but there you go .

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

Sales gimmick how?

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

bobwjr comments on May 26, 2019:

Hot 🔥

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

Yeah, there is really only so much the unit can be expected to do when it gets that hot, I'm also in a studio type apartment in the second floor of a house so I have attic space around much of my walls and of course the roof. on edit On the plus side though. I only needed to turn on the forced heat twice last winter. And that was in he morning to shower.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2019:

Try a swamp cooler in in addition to you A/C . We get some high temps here. I don't have A/C I do have a rooftop swamp cooler it cools my house right down,.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 27, 2019:

Yeah. More humidity would not be wanted.

They doth protest too much [queerty.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on May 26, 2019:

I would estimate that 90% of the time a pervert tried to cop a feel on child me it was in a church.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 26, 2019:

@Hathacat That is much of it. There is no atonement with those people.

Who out there can post a photo of themselves wearign the Agnostic.com T-shirt?

Zoohome comments on May 25, 2019:

I have 13,027 more points to level 8. Sigh It is a slow process but I will get there and then I can post it. 😄

BufftonBeotch replies on May 25, 2019:

And a couple more.

I'm currently researching camping sites along the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 24, 2019:

Visited the website. Looks pretty nice. Shaded campsites are a big plus. Can't beat $20 a night with a stick. Look into a tent hammock. They have a mosquito netting you zip around you. I find them far more comfortable than sleeping on the ground. Try to find a local number for the ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 25, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I ask ahead of time about the hammocks when I go to a place. I like to talk to the actual park rangers, even though you are generally directed to reservation.gov. which is useful to see at a glance what sites are available at a glance for the dates you want, but it is not good for knowing how much shade there might be on that given site. As for the Keys. I have camped at Bahia Honda State park which was gorgeous, with many old growth oaks in addition to the pines. The gulf side had colorful fish swimming very close to shore. We kayaked from there to Deer Key. Saw barracuda. Is this where I should point out this was an inflatable kayak? Beach camping is one of my favorites. Also did an overnight camping trip on the Edisto river here in SC which was the first time the hammocks were used. That was a great trip.

I'm currently researching camping sites along the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 24, 2019:

Visited the website. Looks pretty nice. Shaded campsites are a big plus. Can't beat $20 a night with a stick. Look into a tent hammock. They have a mosquito netting you zip around you. I find them far more comfortable than sleeping on the ground. Try to find a local number for the ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 24, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 "If you go backpacking you'll find free campsites." Well. Obviously. The only issue I have with wilderness camping is access to drinkable water. It is very heavy to carry in. There are better filtration systems now that can make most water safe, and of course a still type method is easy enough. In other things, I love my hobo pie maker when camping, I utilize tortillas with them since they do not crush and have extreme shelf life.

PETE BUTTIGIEG GOES NUCLEAR Mayor Pete claims Trump faked disability to avoid draft ...

SeaGreenEyez comments on May 23, 2019:

Of course he's right about this subject. It's no secret that Dipshit Donny is a draft dodger.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 23, 2019:

@St-Sinner Clinton is not a Draft Dodger. He considered and even wrote a request. He reconsidered and let his name be added even though he had legitimate reasons for deferment. He drew a high number. You want a draft dodger. CHENEY. War profiteer. Wanting war CHENEY. Forcing war CHENEY. Filthy piece of shit that he is.

More stuff animals sitting in a plastic tub.

Alvinsmama comments on May 23, 2019:

Love them all. I don't think some of us every outgrow the love of stuffed animals. I still have a LeMutt that my first husband gave me probably fifty years ago.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 23, 2019:

My daughter wanted the Eeyore I had since I was about 7 years old. His fur is rubbed nearly all off, but he is still beautiful. I even see a new gleam in his eye since he is making new friends. Seattle suits him, it seems.

Like trying on shit from 30 yrs ago. Not good.

VIKingsCFH comments on May 22, 2019:

No, just no. Get a suit that fits.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 22, 2019:

@VIKingsCFH Imaging she is still a size twelve, is not helping her. I am sure she has a very flattering figure if she embraced it and learned the clothes that would show it off.

Like trying on shit from 30 yrs ago. Not good.

KKGator comments on May 22, 2019:

That's a health hazard.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 22, 2019:

I now I wouldn't want to sit where she had been sitting. shudder.

A gorgeous male polyphemus (on my hand) and an equally lovely female promethea that came to my ...

BufftonBeotch comments on May 21, 2019:

Can you give them a drink of water before they go? Kids would probably like to see that. And a hydration lesson.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 21, 2019:

@Insectra They are beautiful.

mirror bathroom shower

BufftonBeotch comments on May 20, 2019:

That's cute. What is the size of this one? It would make a good piece for the bathroom, I think.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 20, 2019:

@codycody That's funny.

This kid will be an agnostic/atheist for sure!

BufftonBeotch comments on May 18, 2019:

The Tooth Fairy is by far the most disturbing of the Big 3. Tell them this is what the Tooth Fairy looks like and the problem of wanting money for a lost tooth will b resolved. https://images.app.goo.gl/E7dNDVGbRWsuDM6L8

BufftonBeotch replies on May 18, 2019:

@Heathenman Why else would she want teeth so badly?

Too much logic for the religious people. Lol

BBJong comments on May 18, 2019:

...less doubters ; she might evan be secretly gleeful.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 18, 2019:

"We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond Who comes on at five She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die Give us dirty laundry." Don Henley

Spinach and Feta Galette (I made this for supper tonight.

AncientNight comments on May 15, 2019:

Sounds good and it looks a lot like a Spanakopita sold by Trader Joe's. the biggest difference is that the Trader Joe's dish has Kale in it as well.. But, I would try to find something to replace the Cream Cheese (something that I can't stand). Maybe some Sour Cream would work. I'll have to think ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 15, 2019:

The soft, melty cheese usually use in Mexican dishes is on most dairy aisles now.

So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...

of-the-mountain comments on May 6, 2019:

Islam is an evangelical cult dominated by a very very anti feminist, pedophilic, murderous, genocidal males! Too which domination and absolute control of all living things is their only mission on this planet! A-pure insidious plague upon mankind and this planet!

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

@of-the-mountain What...? Slut...? If Christians could stone you at the gate they would. Muslims are mostly just enforcing old testament law..

So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...

of-the-mountain comments on May 6, 2019:

Islam is an evangelical cult dominated by a very very anti feminist, pedophilic, murderous, genocidal males! Too which domination and absolute control of all living things is their only mission on this planet! A-pure insidious plague upon mankind and this planet!

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

HUmm....have you visited a full frontal jesus cult? like the Amish? Do you know any Hasidic jews? They all oppress from the same few lines of random bullshit.

So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...

St-Sinner comments on May 6, 2019:

Ignoring religilous assholes is not the solution. We must destroy religions.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

@Tiramisu It was a funny one though.

So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...

St-Sinner comments on May 6, 2019:

Ignoring religilous assholes is not the solution. We must destroy religions.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

Who is "He?"

So what is up with THESE STUPID pictures everyone has these days with the dumb noses and cat ears.

sweetcharlotte comments on May 5, 2019:

It is popular with Pre-Teen girls.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

Way more than pre-teens. But nearly all are less educated drama driven females. Stay away DavidGreen1 And if you venture there, I hope you don't don't have a relative with a beloved bunny.

So what is up with THESE STUPID pictures everyone has these days with the dumb noses and cat ears.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 6, 2019:

Duck Face is mostly gone at least.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 6, 2019:

@DavidGreen1 If you are showing me a picture of your baby don't put a pig nose on it.

OK I dont want to watch any more marvel super hero movies.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 5, 2019:

My idea of a super hero is Simon Birch.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 5, 2019:

@Bigwavedave It is a great movie.

I'm a middle school Science teacher.

Keita comments on May 5, 2019:

I was raised Jewish. I prayed and started preparing for my Bar Mitzvah at 9. At about that time I had a psychotic break from sexual, physical, psychological, and emotional abuses. When my mind recovered almost a year later, I was in a place of total doubt. With one of my social workers, I attended ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 5, 2019:

Did you still do your Bar Mitzvah?

What is worse?

Mermaidfantasy comments on May 4, 2019:

How can you separate the two, cheating is lying!

BufftonBeotch replies on May 4, 2019:

Agree.

What is worse?

potteryguy2018 comments on May 3, 2019:

If they'll cheat 'with' you, they'll cheat 'on' you.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 4, 2019:

It is somewhat amusing when someone is shocked....SHOCKED when the two-timer two times them. Thought it was true love this time...ehh? SnnMrrRkkKK.

Sorry to bring poor news but this has now been going on for quite some time and even with its vast ...

BufftonBeotch comments on May 3, 2019:

Have they stopped importing or are they quarantined? Most US pork sales are going to be domestic I think. I have had the chance to have feral pig a time or true and that is an amazing flavor.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 3, 2019:

@FrayedBear Yeah. Fresh meat isn't exactly something that needs to be on a container ship for two weeks.

Just random thoughts.

ZantiMisfit comments on May 3, 2019:

Every time people pray in public I remember Jesus cautioning his followers that they should pray in closets. Otherwise he said they were acting like posers. It seems many have forgotten his advice.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 3, 2019:

@valerina Similar to the more you try to cover the end of a running garden hose, the more forcefully it will spray out. Don't oppress your children.

WARNING ! I have suspended my accout for a while , considering what to do with respect to my ...

BufftonBeotch comments on May 2, 2019:

They need to bing it to ME!

BufftonBeotch replies on May 3, 2019:

@Bigwavedave Nothing as of, yet. Almost disappointed.

Good morning all.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 3, 2019:

The pool sounds like work. Tell my you have a pool service and are not doing all the cleaning yourself. And as to the grillin' details please. Make our mouths water.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 3, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty There is nothing much like that first swim after the long, dark winter. And you'll be introducing your little one to the water this time next year. <3

Just random thoughts.

ZantiMisfit comments on May 3, 2019:

Every time people pray in public I remember Jesus cautioning his followers that they should pray in closets. Otherwise he said they were acting like posers. It seems many have forgotten his advice.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 3, 2019:

I had a friend who had a prayer closet like the mom in "Carrie and it was as creepy as the one in the movie. She also made my friend dress in long skirts below the knee, and unflattering hair styles ftom maybe the forties. Twist is - Girl was one of the most sexually promiscuous in the school.

The story of all religions, going back to the beginning.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 1, 2019:

Yeah. First murder myth in the bible was over religion or veganism. Was never quite sure about that.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 1, 2019:

@brentan Religion is all bull doody. You might as well worship Mickey Mouse.

The story of all religions, going back to the beginning.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 1, 2019:

Yeah. First murder myth in the bible was over religion or veganism. Was never quite sure about that.

BufftonBeotch replies on May 1, 2019:

@brentan I refuse to explain a joke.

My take on McDonalds chicken Mcnuggets and French fries.

BufftonBeotch comments on May 1, 2019:

I do a Buffalo chicken dish using breast meat cut into chunks and marinaded in hot sauce, a little olive oil, garlic powder and oregano. (I prefer Frank's Red Hot sauce.) I pair it with Zatarain's Black Beans and Rice. And yes I know that is high in sodium, but I really love that stuff. Also ...

BufftonBeotch replies on May 1, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty I cook it so most people are able to eat it, and it does have a good flavor. I also have plenty hot sauce varieties to amp it up. My cabinet space is mostly vinegar varieties, oil varieties, hot sauce varieties and spices.

My take on McDonalds chicken Mcnuggets and French fries.

DharmaBum50 comments on May 1, 2019:

Looks tasty. I've used roasted cumin before, but smoked cumin is a new one to me. Where did you find it?

BufftonBeotch replies on May 1, 2019:

@DharmaBum50 Oh yuck on the lard. .

Only a few will get this?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2019:

read the original short story when it first came out.

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 30, 2019:

@glennlab Night Shift - Stephen King short story collection. - 1978. Yes he did have short stories published in magazines. So you actually did read the stories in Penthouse? heh.

Only a few will get this?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2019:

read the original short story when it first came out.

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 30, 2019:

I also read that.

I had no idea this guy was a singer he was always a movie star and a good actor. [youtu.be]

seattlepanda comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I guess I never seen him in a movie...only his dad...

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 30, 2019:

@chilehead9 I left off many. Just hit the bigger ones.

You have a choice, but you can't complain about both.

Happy_Killbot comments on Apr 29, 2019:

A living wage would most likely crash the economy because it would eliminate businesses that rely on low skill low pay employees to function. The only way businesses can survive in that type of environment is automation. Few fast food employees will get paid $15 an hour to flip burgers, they will ...

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 30, 2019:

So you agree to pay the wages of Walmart employees through EBT and Walmart then also benefits from EBT. Okay. Got it.

So i watched a Netflix series ( 3 episodes), buried secrets of the bible.

Larry-new comments on Apr 29, 2019:

They had to get rid of the pagan goddess cultures by demeaning and oppressing women.

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 29, 2019:

Yes. The goddesses and female prophets had to be done away with. Same with the "witch" mania. Just "mostly" women than had the knowledge of roots and herbs passed down to them.

Parenthood

LeighShelton comments on Apr 28, 2019:

the planet is dying because of too many humans

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 29, 2019:

@LeighShelton Toxic levels of white privilege in denial mode eleventy.

[businessinsider.com] Calling 911 in domestic abuse could get you evicted.- WTF!!!!!!!

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 28, 2019:

So. You want to share an apartment wall with banshee couple from hell where you think they are going to come THROUGH the wall into your apartment. 9-1-1 he's arrested. She bails him out. You get to hear loud sex. Three days later he beats her again. I'm not living next to that.

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 29, 2019:

@Sticks48 That happens all the time. Let them have at it.

Clarence Thomas: Atheists Can’t Be Trusted Since Oaths Mean Nothing to Them | Hemant Mehta | ...

BillF comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Who would trust a theist, they can say anything and absolve themselves to their Iron Age Sky god myth!

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@Geoffrey51 Zebras fart daffodils where the sun goes at night.

Clarence Thomas: Atheists Can’t Be Trusted Since Oaths Mean Nothing to Them | Hemant Mehta | ...

BillF comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Who would trust a theist, they can say anything and absolve themselves to their Iron Age Sky god myth!

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@Geoffrey51 I will cut you.

Parenthood

LeighShelton comments on Apr 28, 2019:

the planet is dying because of too many humans

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@LeighShelton Good. Arrogant little self righteous prick.

How many of you have been told you are going to hell?

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I could drive you there. It's in Michigan and really disappointing.

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@starwatcher-al Hell is in Michigan.

Parenthood

LeighShelton comments on Apr 28, 2019:

the planet is dying because of too many humans

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@LeighShelton The bees are dying and will take us with them. We are running out of antibiotics that work. The frogs are dying. Humans lived on the earth as just another animal for a very long time. Then we discovered fuel and cars.

Parenthood

LeighShelton comments on Apr 28, 2019:

the planet is dying because of too many humans

BufftonBeotch replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@Xuande It may no longer be fit for human habitation. It may no longer be able to support any life we recognize. But, obviously there will still be an actual planet orbiting the sun. That sounds like something Rush Limbaugh would say.