"I would rather be the one who smiles and gets ignored than the one who doesn't smile back"
Paddington not Pooh
Captain Kangaroo not Mr Rodgers
Bugs Bunny not Scooby Doo (might be a deal breaker, seriously)
Addams not Munster
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston creep me out and make me wonder about Brad
I don't like the god/not god dichotomy but the big boss plus demigods (jesus, satan and angels or the Greek or Hindu pantheons) seems particularly lacking.