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I'm pretty easy going and caring. I love to read, go for walks, swim, video games, and listen to music. I'm looking for friends first and foremost, and if it becomes more than that, great. If not, at least I have friends.

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Okay serious question here. When you have laughed your ass off how do you get around? And where did ...
Carlana comments on Aug 8, 2018:
I chase it down and sew it back on.
A man who'd had both legs amputated lost his court case The judge said he didn't have a leg to stand...
Carlana comments on Aug 8, 2018:
Hand say hello to face. Ugh.
Failed attempts at marketing... Try Viagra, how hard can it be?
Carlana comments on Aug 8, 2018:
I literally face palmed at this. IRL hand meets face.
Here are some jokes I know. Feel free to add ones you know. I hope you enjoy my jokes. 1. A guy ...
Carlana comments on Aug 7, 2018:
What do we do with chemists when they die? We barium. What did the chemist say when offered sodium bromide? NaBrO. What goes clop clop clop BANG! clop clop clop BANG! clop clop BANG!? an Amish drive by shooting What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun falling down the stairs. What is black and white and laughing? The nun that pushed her. There are three nuns working in the garden, picking tomatoes. One nun says to another, "I was cleaning the fathers room the other day and I found a box of dirty magazines." the second nun says, "well, what did you do with it?" the first nun replies, "I threw it away." The second nun then says, "well, I was cleaning the fathers room last night and I found a box of condoms." "what did you do with it?" asks the first nun. "I poked a hole in each and every one of them." replies the second. The third nun faints.
Here are some jokes I know. Feel free to add ones you know. I hope you enjoy my jokes. 1. A guy ...
Carlana comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Omfg I like your sense of humor. Mental note: don't read these while eating or drinking.
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