Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Cast1es comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Oh , groan .

Rust Never Sleeps and Piss Never LETS Us Old Farts Sleep...

Cast1es comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Cracked me up ! Love it . How ironic !

Philosophy and science

Cast1es comments on Feb 2, 2019:

If it weren't for the earth under the oceans , we would have evaporated into tiny droplets , lost in space eons ago . It's the gravity , of the earth , that holds it all together .

The awesome Zenpencils ? [zenpencils.com]

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Pretty to look at , but VERY bad for their health .

The Senate majority leader is especially testudinate

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Odd , the tortoise description. .

I found the perfect birth control! [scontent.fmia1-1.fna.fbcdn.net]

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

While I gather tis is a joke , I've never even heard of a MAGA HAT , before .

This is me in my younger days. Just kidding, Ryan Gosling.

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Lovely !

Uh oh George, ya gone and done it this time!

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Bear skin blanket .

it's 15° ! we're being spoiled by Mother Nature!

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Today 55*F to 64*F , the warmer for ther est of the week , mostly in the 70s*F .

We are now taking nominations for Hot Hunk of the Year.

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I'd like to nominate ninjarider1 , please !

Illuminated

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Beautiful , what is it ? An overhead light fixture ?

Try one Brave thing today! (Then run like hell!) ?

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That's not courage , that's sheer stupidity .

Energy doesn't FLOW the way you THINK! (Electrodynamics) - The Science Asylum [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Took two courses in basic electricity , one in collage , one at work , for the Federal Government .ONe taught charge going in one direction , the other in the opposite direction .

The proverbial little old lady bought a pair of parrots.

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That was a surprise .

A little fun..

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Med-evil hearing aid ?

Hold me back...

Cast1es comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Um yum !

[mobile.abc.net.au] Good info

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Mine seemed to think an argument , was foreplay . I noticed he'd walk in and intentionally try to start an argument , over absolutely nothing , so he'd then have an excuse for increasing his control . The house was mine before I ever met him , so my leaving , wasn't an option . I had to get him away from my children and out of my house . The marriage was two and a half months old , when we filed for a separation . I've been legally separated for 45 years .

God I miss cuddles.. sometimes the best part of sex..

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I strongly agree ! Cuddles .

Name your next pet ?

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Dinner .

Very true. Taz would not care.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I kept them indoors for a long time , When I began letting them out , They began scouting the yard and clearing out the other critters , like snakes , for instance . Didn't even know I had snakes .

Fifty Ways...

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

When my female arrives , she's graceful and soft landing . When my male arrives , it's like he's trying to break my ribs . Then he adjusts the computer .

The cat makes a decision.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

That too . Seems as though the less one actually has to say , the more they push to say it .

25 Obscure English Words

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The problem with using words no one knows , is that no one will know what you're saying . How often are you likely to have an occasion to discuss otter poop ?

Women are from Venus; men are from Uranus. (My guess is some of those knobs are just for show.)

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

With men , it's either do or don't . With women , there's a bit of fine tuning . Think of driving a car with only one speed , no slow , no fast , just go or stop . With women , it's not only which speed , it's also heat or air , how much , chat or music - which kind ? Shall we slide the seat forward or back . Would you like cream and/or sugar with your coffee , How about a donut or some nuts with that ?Piece of fruit ?

"We haven't been fed in our entire life!!" I just gave them a snack 30 minutes ago.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Mine are pretty well behaved . They do turn up , when they feel it's time for fresh food , but usually just curl up on my lap and wait . Actually , I think they're pretty smart . They do properly react to several words , which means they understand more English than I do of cat . My male , who's the slower of the two , can make my computer do things in an instant , that may take me an hour or two to undo . Female tries to hold a conversation with me . I figure as long as it ends up purring , I've met what ever she wanted .

Thought this was sweet.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Poor baby . Saw a duck with artificial feet on FB a little while back .

Praha,Czech Republic,

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Thought at first , as I scrolled down , that it was some kind of new chandolier . Then I realized it was the corridor roof .

Hi everyone I'm new here.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Try not to rush into anything too soon . Sometimes it's easier to stand on your own two feet , than it is to be with the wrong person .

It appears that I have been made host of this group unbeknown to me.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I unexpectedly inherited several groups . Welcome to that club , as well .

Any pilots or aviation enthusiasts among us?

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Can't say I'm an enthuasiast , but I did take a couple of flying lessons , as a young adult , when I was in Civil Air Patrol . Realized , I couldn't afford the lessons .

They say any publicity is good, being in the public eye helps your self esteem but some are never ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Ah, our insecurities .

Catanda....

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Have to agree .

The picture is not upside down.

Cast1es comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Very calm waters .

We used to have to wait our turn to use this and actually talk with one another. ;)

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I remember the first phone my parents got .A four party line , and we were told never to touch it . Today , they have separate phones for each family member , and whine that they can't afford their basic needs .

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and asks for tea.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The reverse of , " I think , therefore I am ."

Your bladder is about to blow a gasket, you get to the restroom; full house.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

You convinced your bladder , to hold it , now it won't let go .

A funny thing can happen.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That many rats on board , it was most likely a plague ship .

How many people in your world seem shocked to find out you're an introvert?

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

If you don't want to know , don't ask .

Today, it's this guy.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Baby , it's cold outside . Your lap is the warmest place in the house .

I would date the guy who owns this and pay for the date, lol! Actually, I didn't know where to put ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What's the likely hood that you'll meet someone from the UAE , or maybe an oil rich Texan ?

I've noticed recently that I'm coming across women who I thought were new to the site, but have ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

There are 13 different ," sort by ," options . Just off the top of my head - Newest members , on line most recently , birthdays , nearby , highest "heart" percentage , high points , etc.

Terracotta Army, Shaanxi, China 2009

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

A 1/3 size copy was made of each soldier . They were eventually sold to , "Lucky Land ," a theme park (?) , here in Texas , just a little west of I 45 .

Just let it out!

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Some can take anything beautiful , and make it not so .....

Church of Bob said they wanted a word with me.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I believe this is what they mean , when they say they are in a complicated relationship .

Mountin' lion

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Safest place in the room ? Cat hat ?

The cat is IN this Cutie's bag...

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Peru ? Mongolia ?

The last full moon rising out the back I took a shot of it, then another and another, still not ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Don't think I've ever seen it look that big .

So Mick’s mom was doing some child minding for him, the next time she was due to come over Mick ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Most definitely a major in-law-problem .

So I get this message from a seemingly new memberhttps://agnostic.

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Sounds like the beginning of a sales pitch .

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I don't know . What DO you call a guy with a rubber toe ?

We better hurry up!

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Can't possibly do any worse than current POTUS .

Career choice

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Sad by true .

No matter how bad.....

Cast1es comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Saw this on Facebook . It's still funny , especially the cow .

How to search a photo.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

You're amazing !

Can I just leave this here before I go to sleep for the night.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Actor Ti something , from , "How Stella Got Her Groove Back ."

I thought it might be a good idea for us to look at some of the dating terms out there.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Thank you . I had not even heard of most of these .

If two hearts are meant to be together☺?

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Dream on .We like fairy tails .

I believe this100% ?

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

We keep telling ourselves that . Unfortunately , it's a lot easier to see how your jeans fit , than it is to see what your heart is doing .

In a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Rural , hon .

One of those things I don't think I'll ever understand.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Not everyone is looking for the same thing . Not all are honest up front . They don't come with a label or a sign on their forehead . You don't want to jump from the fry pan into the fire .

@proudmerrie So if you meet a guy and he lies about his height.. Is that mini-catfishing?

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That's being short changed .

small circle

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

We're introverts .

I've come real close to this.. REAL CLOSE:

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Cats can be taught , and are capable of learning . I'm not so sure about humans .

Laurence Fishburne - always one of my favorites. Yummy.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Umm , yum !

Funny cats

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Cats maintain a higher body temperature than humans . That's why , when possible , they'll nap in the sunny spots . Their coats are double layered , to insulate as well as to shade their bodies . Although it's not likely that their hair cut won't kill or damage them , they are not going to feel comfortable being a smaller package . They won't thank you for the shearing .

I have just noticed on a thread that has had six visitors including myself, none of whom have ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I've run into something similar a few times . It's especially annoying when there are no visible comments , but when I add mine , I don't get double points . I think what has happened in these cases is , someone starts to write a comment , then erases what they wrote , or changes their mind and doesn't write anything , then hits the submit bar anyhow . Basically , they submitted a blank .

Bear with me, this will be a little long.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Go with your gut , that's why it acts that way . And the old cliche' , better safe than sorry . I hate driving on the beltways too , so usually stay on the service roads , when they're available . It's not that I don't know how to drive . It's that there are way too many other drivers , who drive too fast , don't pay attention to the road conditions , weave in and out , tailgate , etc. , and there's frequently no escape space , in case of emergency . You did the right thing.

Every time.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Never again , I moved south .

The Truth About MSG and Your Health - SciShow [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

My assorted doctors , tell me I need to be on a salt free diet , because of my stage 4 kidney failure .

Bricks......

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

So very true !

I never give in a store.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

My precious .....

I have three ladies to post - give me 10 minutes to block please.

Cast1es comments on Jan 29, 2019:

This weekend , I was PM'd by 4 of the gentlemen you ,"suspect," of being scammers . While I had pretty much come to the same conclusion , it's comforting to know I wasn't alone in my conclusions . I truly appreciate all you do for us !

I am so thankful that sociopath got caught in Provo, Utah.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Not familiar with this story .

I just read "Why We Sleep" - learned a lot I did not know about sleep, why we need it and that bad ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Wish I could have convinced my kidney doctor of that .....

Eventually you will meet a man or woman.....

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Don't hold your breath !

I am 64, living with my cats.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Welcome to the club !

A new scientific discovery

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Perfect explanation ! Perfect photo of a black hole !

So last week I mentioned I had a first date and might have a date over the weekend with someone else...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A bit rude to stand someone up , especially without even contacting them about it .

I sat at kitchen table and tried to balance my checkbook.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Put a box on the table , next to you , for her .

Something.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I was just a kid , when I saw Creature from the ( was it black or blue ? ) Lagoon . Scared me .

Speaking of gaming with friends, anyone? I'm on Steam. PM me.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

From the night at the museum movie .

?

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

He's testing to see if you're stupid enough , that he can take advantage of you . You ARE the winner .

Uhh....I'm Fire Hole. I don't like this game....

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Basically , here, find a new way to insult yourself .

[agnostic.com] (Georgecarvalho). He sent me a pm. I only get the weirdos and the scammers.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Welcome to the club . Two of scammers , already designated , PM'd me last night .

Seriously. I'm ready for spring!

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

For the most part , it's been relatively mild , here in the south .

Tony725 psychic spiritual retiree selling TV packages

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Got messages from two of the suspected Trolls , scammers, etc. over night . Suspect foreign country .

I read a statement today that said "Slut" is attacking women for their right to say yes, and "friend...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Slut is a two sided sword . Men also use against a woman , who refuses to have sex with him . As in everything was fine while she said yes , but when the situation changes , suddenly , because she told him no , she wasn't worthy of him , because she was easy .

I'm in the F.P. program

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Think I'll borrow that , sounds like a great excuse .

1958, Cat experiencing weightlessness.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Pilot didn't survive , because weightless cat scratched his eyes out .

Oh baby, rock this...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A smile might be nice .

SPAMMER: Posting the same thing in every group with a suspicious link.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

What he's posting looks like an advertisement for Samsung .

A three legged dog walked into a bar and said, I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Red neck dog ?

What do you call a microbiologist in an ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Ooooh , moan and groan .

I have seen this happen more than once.

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

In my experience , I was direct and to the point ,came right out with it , and he never heard anything he didn't want to hear , but if I repeat it , t he gets mad at me for ."nagging ."

Cats are liquid. More at: [reddit.com]

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Yeah , watch then flow around a corner .

So pleased with my new raised rose bed, but those poor naked pruned winter roses needed some ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Pansies ! That'll brighten things up a bit .

Considering the well known rejection rate of foods, I AM surprised he even tried it!

Cast1es comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Don't think he'll be going back for seconds of that .

An older problem than we thought...

Cast1es comments on Jan 27, 2019:

OOOO , NO !!!!!!!

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 27, 2019:

That'll learn ya , durn ya !

Same, dog, same.

Cast1es comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Works for me !