Hit the nail on the head!!!

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Excellent.

What if money was no object?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Do I need to watch to take part in the thought experiment?

Eric finally wins something, and then Donnie pardons Ivanka anyway

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 14, 2020:

This shit made me laugh aloud. Thank you for that.

Cleveland baseball team will drop ‘Indians’ name as early as this week, according to report - ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Are we going to be the Cleveland Spiders? Knowing this red ass fuckin' state, they'll probably just change their name to 'The team formerly known as the Indians".

[agnostic.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

If someone said they found someone for me, I'd be willing to give it a look, just be cautious.

The war is on again...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He's such a fuckin' douche. Is he dead yet?

By trusting in its scientists, Australia is down to zero new COVID-19 cases | National Post

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Yes, but fake news gay Jewish 5G cell towers that send videos of liberals eating but also selling babies into sexual slavery for socialist pizza.

The Republican Party is a danger to American democracy. [chicago.suntimes.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

And a critical part of the problem is that since Republicans no longer believe in objective truth or facts, they think we're worse for democracy?! 🤯 They can't see that a policy they dislike is different than systematic dismantling of the fabric of democracy in the exact same pattern that many other democracy-turned-authoritarian rule situations have gone over the past several decades. I'd like to think that when it's a Republican that becomes our first dictator they'd realize it was their policies and behaviors that caused it, but they'll probably be too stupid to even know we're under authoritarian rule.

Go Randy LMAO

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Fucking love him.

Why do some people refuse to wear a mask and thus increase the risk of infecting others?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Bekus 'Merika!

And a side of bacon, please.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Never understood why people made fun of the diet Coke thing.

Republicans Talk Secession After Supreme Court Rejects Texas Election Challenge After the ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Stand * back * and stand by.

👀 .... 👂 ??

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 12, 2020:

That's pretty good.

Yay, we just got our N95 mask at work. They were purchased in February we got them yesterday.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Nobody is better at securing PPE than Trump, and there's 74,222,576 people you can ask and not one more.

A Small Minnesota Town Voted to Approve the Permit for a Whites-Only Church ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Par for the course in a country where 73 million people think Trump is a good president. We're fucked. Get ready for either a civil war or an authoritarian government.

Michele Bachmann: “My Vote Was Stolen” By Satan! | Beth Stoneburner | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

For fuck's sake.

So Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have been named Time's Person of the Year.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

It wasn't a fluke. They determined, and correctly so, that a more centrist candidate had a better shot at winning with a right-shifting electorate. I can understand the Bernie Bros not being able to grasp this, but I'm not sure why republicans or conservatives are at all fuckin' confused by the notion of doing what needs to be done to win instead of following ideals. For fuck's sake, they followed Trump into the god damned sewer to gain and maintain power. Are they just sad they're not the only ones doing this anymore?

According to her she was going to a "safe house" (church) to pray and be close to her "maker" and ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I don't believe in karma, but I do believe in laughing at bitches when their stupidity catches up with them.

I have been wondering, when the covid vaccine finally arrives, will the religious leaders say don't ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I think maybe this...

Probably at a walmart

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Clearly an inner-city gas station...

Ah yes, the elf bitches are back at it again.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

That's fuckin' great.

MSN.com | Could Trump get asylum in Russia? [msn.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Won't need it. Unfortunately.

Always remember to punch up.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Let's assume this is true and neither party is better in any way for any of the citizens in the "lower classes", what should we do, except, of course, telling everyone that's not us they're blind sheep being lead to slaughter?

Wall Street Begins Trading Water Futures as a Commodity [e360.yale.edu]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

I don't know all the ways this is going to fuck shit up for us, but I know I'm terrified by this.

Will you know your sin of feeling like you're winning when you're actually loosing again?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 10, 2020:

To me this is childish thinking, ignoring the reality of the situation. Fact is, we live in a system that will always be two parties. A government without proportional representation will always default to two parties. The problem is that while the Republicans remain in lock-step at the ballot box (save for the very, very tiny group of Republican never-Trumpers) the Democrats are fracturing into a group of realists, and a group of idealists. If the candidate veers too far left, we lose the moderates, if the candidate is near the center we lose the far left to a wasted, protest 3rd party vote. The electorate is shifting right in this country and around the globe. The reasons for this are irrelevant. The reality is that as the electorate shifts, so too must the candidates if they want a shot at winning. The may have been an outside shot that with all the new voters, AND a party that could stick together on election day, they could have elected a progressive, but that's just not the reality of the Democratic party. They seem to care more about their ideals than power. Thus, Biden is the result of Democrats not uniting more than it is anything else.

I'm trying to understand this.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Absolutely is a fool's errand. There's no fixing this. Once you get to a point where one side doesn't even believe in facts, there's nothing you can do to convince them they're wrong. All this comes to a head one of only two ways: authoritarian rule or civil war... unless a mass extinction event saves the day.

Now, for an encore we can start chanting "No Pardons for Tweety"

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Not sure what you mean by this...

Mostly Questionable Christmas memes.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

What am I not seeing about the cookies?

Matt makes the case that women should have total autonomous control of their own pregnancies, but ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

I don't agree with any of their arguments. 1. The remedy for the man not being able to decide whether to keep or terminate a pregnancy would clearly be that he can absolve himself of all responsibilities by relinquishing all rights. Don't know why it took the caller so long to spit that out. 2. "You just want consequence-free sex" is not a counterargument, it's an Ad Hominem attack. He's trying to discredit the argument by claiming the person making it "wants to be a dead-beat dad" (which he stupidly voiced, clearly alerting astute listeners that he was making a fallacious argument). If the counterargument wouldn't hold any water if the original argument was made by a different person (in this case, a woman or a man that was incapable of reproducing for instance) then it isn't an actual counterargument. 3. Matt seemed to suggest that men shouldn't be able to relieve their financial responsibility because women can't. Women can choose to relieve their financial responsibility through termination, abandonment, or adoption. It's not the same by nature of the process, but it is still a form of that "consequence-free" sex he keeps going on about. 4. Why should men be required to accept full potential financial repercussions of sex, but women shouldn't. i.e. A man needs to accept that a pregnancy and child and financial responsibilities may result from sex because not paying for unwanted child(ren) may cause undue influence on a women that may make her lean toward termination, yet a women is not required to accept that a pregnancy they don't want to terminate may result in financial responsibilities that a man can't or won't pay resulting in her decision to keep or terminate being dependent on her financial capabilities alone? That just doesn't seem logically consistent. "Life's not fair" shouldn't be the response when a more fair remedy exists.

I rather spend 2 years in jail than having to go to church on sundays for the rest of my life.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

You would have to live 337 more years for an hour a week to equal 2 years. That alone should make it an easy decision. Not to mention doing it in small increments, doing it not incarcerated, not losing your job/gf/house, not making it difficult to get a job as an ex con, the [slightly] lower probability of getting raped, etc, etc, etc should make it clear.

The Odd Way a New US President Picks a Cabinet {Requiring a center-right Democrat like Biden to...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Oh, and that wouldn't have affected Trump? How much would people have believed Trump's promise to "drain the swamp" if they knew he was going to instill billionaires to head departments in charge of policing and regulating industries they used to work in?

Pretty funny ad for match.com [youtube.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Fantastic

Unfortunate state of affairs today

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

This is great... * and true. *

MAGA mentality

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 9, 2020:

That's hilarious when you string all their stupid, contradictory thoughts together.

"Who does cucumbers around here? 'Cause I like cucumbers!" ---Donald J. Trump

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Not only that, he's the * only * one that likes cucumbers. It's shocking that cucumbers are even still in business.

SCOTUS Blows Off Trump, Poor Baby: [npr.org]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Delicious.

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 8, 2020:

We do currently have a president that bragged about the size of his dick on national television... It's fuckin' crazy just the shit we've forgotten about.

I know New Year is still over a month away, but 2020 has been such a traumatic year it deserves ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 8, 2020:

The only thing I don't feel ya on is number 10. If the ballot had 'Trump' and 'Extinction event', I'm voting for extinction. 12. Anything can be politicized, even science and facts, but you need a lot of stupid people to pull it off.

I was telling yous how that one of my cats has totally black eyes.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 7, 2020:

I'm confused. Is there not a ring of yellow there?

when I was single I tried online dating.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 7, 2020:

What's stopping you even if you're married if you're just planning to troll? I doubt trolls reel in a bunch of ass...

@JerseyJoe78 -- Hello, and welcome to the group.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 7, 2020:

I'm not sure if there is any difference between gay/straight on this issue. I know I'm not really interested in being with a believer (and I assume most would not be interested in being with me) but I'm not looking for something casual either. Maybe, considering he's only looking for a casual bottom, religiosity doesn't really factor into that decision at all.

Everyone has prejudice.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Prejudice, given this definition, seems to be a rather useless word without context. I just don't find value in using the same word to describe those who dislike people based on the color of their skin and those who dislike those kind of people.

Imagine a Muslim terrorist crossing the country purposely exposing people to a chemical weapon which...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 7, 2020:

It's not. At all. He's a mass murderer. Same reason I think Mother Teresa is the worst mass murderer of all time.

This could be a real game changer, but it is still several months from approval.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 6, 2020:

That sounds amazing...

Would you support a worldwide one-child policy?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 6, 2020:

One child policies fuck so much shit up it's unbelievable. As much as I think all people should stop having children altogether, I can't support a policy like that.

Unsolicited Dick Pics: let me explain why you should not send them, heterosexual gentlemen.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 6, 2020:

I am still of the mind that you should never send them, but women at work talk about them, share them, and have admitted to sleeping with a guy because of them. So, this is not a one-sided problem. If it never worked, guys would probably stop, but since it does, dudes are going to play those odds.

Trumps actual book.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Oh, you don't find the Biden Pinata group a laugh riot? That's confusing, because not only is there totally an equal quantity and severity of things you can make fun of with these two men, but also because conservatives are known for their unrivaled sense of humor. 😝

Never paid that much attention to the second half of that axiom

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 5, 2020:

The worst part is that we're going to have to live through it with the rest when it comes.

We live in a sick fucking society.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 5, 2020:

What piles of shit. I hope they all get penile cancer. And I hope she hits a 70yd field goal and tells the world to suck it.

Love This. What do you think?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 5, 2020:

Yeah. People don't know what socialism is. They definitely don't know what communism is. And most of them think those two things are the same.

Damn! I've got something in my eye:

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 5, 2020:

My mom got me this when Chandler died.

Saturday morning cuteness

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 5, 2020:

Paws crossed or bent over the edge of a blanket they're under is uncontrollably cute.

Sorry if I cut you off..

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 4, 2020:

Those aren't scissors...

I think she made the right choice.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 4, 2020:

Someone said: "Best option: hold the glass, let the baby fall. No injuries, babies are designed to take falls. No loss Second best option: hold the baby, let the glass fall. Possible injuries from glass splinters. Loss of glass Worst option: let both fall. Glass injures the baby badly." I think the actual best option is to let both fall. Baby falls on broken glass and bleeds out. You still have the other glass of champagne to celebrate your regained freedom!

So precocious!

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 4, 2020:

Sounds about right!

[youtube.com] The trolley solution

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 3, 2020:

If he could just get the other 7.8 billion on the same track and do the Earth a favor...

🎶 All I want for 🎄

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 3, 2020:

Nice. Never thought of it like that.

Are Twitter and Facebook's new "Hate Speech" rules fair?

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 3, 2020:

Why the fuck is anyone still using Facebook after everything we've learned? Oh, I guess it's because people are fucking stupid.

Good Morning! What is the first word comes to your mind when you wake up.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Crap, I woke up.

Life is like a reverse mullet. Party in the front, business in the back.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Life, or genitals?

Surprise! Surprise!! Face mask wearing increased to 77%; however, that was not enough to off set ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

You should prove them all wrong by hanging out in an ICU without a mask.

Seal - kiss from a rose [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

This used to be * the * wedding song for Stu and me. 😔

The Season of Reconciliation has begun!

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

There will be no reconcilation, are you kidding me?

Here are my 3 fur friends enjoying the sun this morning.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Adorable. My secretary and I talk about cats everyday to the dismay of some crazy people who don't like them. When I walked to the desk phone in hand to show them the live traffic cam of the storm the charge nurse that day said, "I swear if that's a picture of a cat or a pizza..." Which prompted me to Google those two words and find this...

Biden’s Proposed Cabinet – A Kinder and Gentler Imperialism “Tonight, the whole world is ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

No matter how bad Biden may be, Trump would have been exponentially worse. We have to expect poor outcomes in perpetuity, though, because people are stupid and they consistently get tricked into voting against their own interests.

Sounds just like her lmao

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 2, 2020:

She's the most bullied person on the internet, you guys... And it's not like she ever did anything to deserve it. I mean, it's almost as if people treat her as though she's complicit in every awful fucking thing Donald Trump did for the last 16 years.

Back to the package store today to buy some good German beer, I told the young clerk that it ...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Almost. May still next year. Almost definitely will in the next few decades.

Rumored: Trump will pardon everyone who has been or who will be convicted of a federal crime.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 1, 2020:

"This is really surprising," said no one.

Katie honey, you've been owned.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Burn

Covid-19 Will Deal a Huge Blow to Organized Religion: Many people go to church out of habit.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 30, 2020:

I think the flaw here is the phrase, "Many will REASON that". My aunt said she can't wait to start going to church again and she's a fairly reasonable person who voted against Trump, pro choice, pro gay rights. I imagine most religious people are less reasonable than she is...

A little late, but still applies

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 29, 2020:

Not if you still have to buy the stuff you were going to buy. I use Black Friday as a way to get discounted items I need. Almost every year I get a steal on a stockpile of socks, undershirts, and boxer briefs. If I can I try to get mandatory holiday season gifts purchased. (Are you really not going to buy your nephew * anything *?)

I'm not sure if this is true, I don't exactly trust faux news, but if it is true, this is very much ...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 28, 2020:

There's some fact checking on this, but basically there's no specific language that explains what's going to happen. Even so, I kinda wanna buy one at a trade show or something just in case.

Kevin, stirring the pot!

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 28, 2020:

This doesn't add up. Kevin must have known Sheryl was married otherwise the author wouldn't have known Sheryl lied to her husband about working late and meeting a guy (he obviously didn't get that info from his aunt, because she already knows he wants to get revenge on her). So if Kevin knew she was married, why would he think he could invite her to one of his co-worker's homes on a national holiday?

Does this seem off to anyone?

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Seems like most everyone is going one way on this, so I'll give a possible taste of the flip side of the coin. We weren't there to hear * how * things were said, so we're all taking stabs in the dark anyway. Long term investments in a future can only be realized if there's a future. Perhaps it wasn't a bribe so much as a statement of willingness to be fully invested and committed. Even without a partner I'd be willing to state if I were in a long term relationship I'd help them with something like that. It's possible it was meant the same way someone might be willing to have a baby * if * their partner would marry them (or vice versa). Move in together * if * they were engaged. There are probably tons of examples of conditional things like that that aren't bribes necessarily. Try to figure out how it was said/meant from context and assessment. We are missing a lot of that info.

Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with a musical ...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Does it only work for words or can you replace cymbals like emojis and pictures to fool people too?

Biden, the Emcee at the Billionaires’ Ball The Lords of Capital use periods of crisis to devour...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Your point?

We thought that he was going to wind down after the election, but he's gone bonkers and off with his...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

This is not the last we've seen of him or Trumpism. I fully expect a Trump or Trump-made candidate in 2024, one that could quite possibly be America's first dictator.

The Coronavirus Won't Stop Evolving When the Vaccine Arrives

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I've wondered for a while about two things in particular: 1. What do we do when people start developing deathly allergies to corn? 2. How far away are we from something similar to or worse than ebola becoming airborne?

[facebook.com] The Great Disappointment - Bill Maher

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I mean, he didn't really give any examples of what you can do when a person doesn't even believe there's objective truth to be found. They say shit like, "That's * your * logic." Or, "Those are * your * facts." You cannot reason with people like that. This will likely end either in authoritarian rule or in a civil war in the not too distant future.

Got to love the preparedness!

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Does that kid know it's 2020?

I drove Saabs for years, until they closed down.[agnostic.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 27, 2020:

That reminds me of this one...

I was contemplating suicide by cinnamon roll today.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Is there really a way to kill yourself with cinnamon rolls?

A stoners take on life the universe and everything my forty second attempt to explain my self.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 25, 2020:

I don't know if I know what matrix you're taking about. At first I thought you were taking about the theory that we're almost assuredly living in a simulation. The first time I heard it I didn't give it much thought and didn't really agree or disagree with it; it seemed like a corollary of the whole 'what if the universe is actually just a cell in the fingernail of a giant' argument. But when I actually listened to what it was theorizing, it made a tremendous amount of sense. Especially since by that point I had come to the realization that humans do not have free will.

Happy Friday Friends! What's something whose texture is repellant to you?

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Agree on the lotion. Certain types of cellophane wrap. Plastic silverware cutting into styrofoam.

One happy cat living life to the fullest. [facebook.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 24, 2020:

That's how I want my next cat to be.

With nearly all votes counted, the 2020 presidential election wasn't that close

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Fewer? 10 million more Americans voted for Trump, and they had the benefit of knowing how terrible he'd be as president. Oh, you mean there's slightly less idiots than reasonable people? That doesn't bode well for America.

“The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.” - Marcus Aurelius

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Well that can't be true, upper deckers exist.

My latest dating app visit

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Why did he even send that message? What a cunt bag.

I've just never understood this.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Depends. If you're going into a building where it gets hot as hell, and you don't have to be outside that long...

Trump Atty Suggests MAGA Supporters Not Partake In Georgia’s Election Run-Off - The ...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Part of that is good and part is terrifying as fuck.

Hold... Hold... NOW!!

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Not a Black Friday shopper, are you?

No more clever names. He’s insane; let’s say so.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 23, 2020:

And somehow 73.6 million people are like, gimmie some more of that shit!

Linda made me a chef's hat. Guess who's cooking the turkey this week. 🙄🍷

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Roasting or frying? Stuffing or dressing?

Democrats suggest Biden use executive orders to get things done. [news.yahoo.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Who doesn't think he should?? Mitch is going to rat fuck everything he tries to do the right way.

Hi y'all! As holiday season approaches, I'm challenging myself to find proactive ways to plan for ...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 21, 2020:

You shouldn't be interacting with idiots, related or not, and this year you have a perfect excuse to start the trend of removing yourself. Be smart, take advantage of that, help reduce the spread of the virus, and improve your sanity for years to come.

Are you ready to reduce your carbon footprint?

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I voted number of children even though global warming is near the bottom on the list of reasons I never want a child. You really ought to have the reason, "doesn't matter because we're already past the point of no return" on the list. The statistic that the amount of oil that has already been bought but not yet consumed is more than enough to push us past the point climate scientists agree is the point of no return has been quoted a lot. Even if we tried to not use the oil that was paid for (which none of those greedy fucks are going to be willing to take the loss on that) the carbon emissions from the production of the replacements would be just as damaging (see Adam Connover's explanation from his going green episode). I truly believe that the greed and selfishness of humans is such that the only hope is a currently-non-existent method of eliminating carbon from our atmosphere. That, coupled with the fact that the last 4 years Trump let companies pollute with impunity making my attempt to reduce my carbon emissions akin to having a non-peeing section of a pool, and the fact that most places don't even recycle your recyclables anymore, makes me not give any fucks anymore. I'm going to drive my 8mpg 600hp Cobra, eat delicious burping cows, and throw all my refuse directly into the trash. And anyone that has even one kid can go fuck themselves if they want to complain about my carbon footprint, because it's still smaller than theirs by a factor of probably 10.

Communicate.

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Not if you don't have people to talk to that would understand...

Safe is as safe does...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I changed all my passwords to 'Kenny'. Now I have all Kenny Log-ins.

Sex and religion. What should an ideal religion say about sex?

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 20, 2020:

That's a really good discussion question. I have never given this any thought, so I don't have a lot of ideas about it. I think a good jumping off point would be to try to eliminate the idea that things people like are taboo.

Just had this conversation on FB with a Trumper friend of mine. My jaw is hitting the floor...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Life and business are different things. I hope she gets Covid and dies, then it won't matter if her business hours under. Some ugly cunt was in Aldi with her two kids, all three of whom were not wearing masks. I pondered loudly enough for her to hear if someone who took their kids out unprotected in a pandemic would feel bad if they died. Then I just verbally hoped they would so that it may teach her a lesson. I wonder how these dumb fucks would behave if they lived during small pox or the bubonic plague.