Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be an answer.
profound wisdom from a goddamned video game.
My goal in life is simple:
If we only get to ride on this roller coaster once, then I'm sticking both arms and legs outside of the ride-vehicle at all times. There are too many amazing experiences to be had out there and I don't want to miss any of them! I tell you with confidence that I will die with NO regrets! (Most likely from sudden inexplicable decapitation).
Right off the bat, you'll notice the faint sound of circus calliope music emanating from my crotch (weird, but you'll get used to it) and also, I have debilitating medical condition that leaves me unable to distinguish between sarcasm and certain types of French cheese....