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Who wants tell him?
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Excellent analogy!
Well, it DOES make me want drink. Probably not the most productive reaction tho.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Welcome to the new third world!
Not technically wrong,...I guess...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Bet she makes great pancakes too
Yeah, those hoity-toity stores are such a hassle...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Nope, not going
Just a lil'midnight possummeming.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
YUM!!!
Intermission...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
But does she sing?
Have use them all up...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
She must be pissed at her parents for several generations past
You certainly will...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Nope, already do and don't gaf
The absolute best...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
If you have to ask...
Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
BUSTED!!!
Canaduh Eh?
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Ram ghost?
John the entrée.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
No, the mashed. There's gravy in there.
Slap Jebus
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
He saved the real burn for the real Indians
Vibrator...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Almost angelic...are the crossed eyes in this theme?
Bobbitised
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
She still in jail? Does she know?
Loving family
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...erm...my lovely daughter. (Another reason I never married)
WWJD....if he were real.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've considered doing this to some crooked priests and politicians...just not ready to become a martyr just yet
jebus fly slap
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dad must have been pissed again
They ARE REAL!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
But wait, there's more! https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/races/7922-alicorn
I don't know about that...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
mmmmk...lemme find my devil outfit
That's some large candy!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I'd be happy too!
Yep. That's where I've been.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I may soon need one of those
Catnip dispensary
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Feline version of indica...I might try it
And Noah shouts "God has a plan for you"
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Like dying a painful death...bright side, no eternal damnation...yet!
Painter joke.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Made me look! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt
She got him good!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
It might be the last you need!
So look out.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've seen a few cats get this
Flashback
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...and its twisted how we twisted them!
Look familiar?
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
They always go for the marine!
That's nice of them.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Yeah, we were great like that
Sarcasm is the spice of life
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Where are they being held this year?!?
Kung fool...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Some grasshoppers never learn
CROCS.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dude, are you in trouble!
We were told no crocs,haha croc meme.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
ERIC!!! He did it again!!!
They got the look.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Glad I missed when these were popular
That fresh junk smell.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Bathe guys, bathe!
Some like it hot
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
hmmmm....new SM idea!
What a let down.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
How many razors did that take?
Who wants reality
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
No matter how real VR can be some players just suck
Gramps got to third base and then some.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Wonder how grandma likes that
Eye see what you did there.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Not to mention her hearing problems.
Hip hip oh bae
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
The best time for eating at the Y!!!
Blue light special
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
This will greatly curtail her performances in gang bang scenes
Goodnight pussy cats. Another use for a dead cat: pencil sharpener.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
hmmm...maybe a dead hooker
Eye popping results.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Sounds like meth was involved too
Been doing laundry today. Guess what's on the wall?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'll have to ask it
An unlikely tale.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I see your plans of going to bed were somehow...dememeished
You won't hear this in Sunday school.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
He did appear on a few lambs' butts tho
Today's beach wear.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Zzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiip!
Naughty rabbit. Naughty, naughty, naughty.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Another reason the ark story is BS
Secret Simpson.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Seems plausible
It is my question also.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
You wouldn't like him
Does Minnie know?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dunno if this needs a caption...and don't care!
Singing pussies.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Lady bait
Wake up people!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Again, you state the obvious
Some of you will over identify.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
True...though I prefer then on my shlong
During fits of sanity, I catch myself saying . . . .
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Like I'm worried about societal 'norms'?
Speed limits for those who ask.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Gratefully they are well lubed by then.
Can you believe? Not me.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
A narrow view of monotheism but accurate in context
A tip o'd hat for Lop-eared-mule for the meme. Some times I sits and thinks. Other times I just ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Neither lop eared or a mule...but, ok
The early worm gets the bird?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The mouse did find the cheese...sadly for him, not the trap
On a good day.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Bassackwards at its best!
About your sister . . .
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dadsplaining gone terribly wrong!
I need this home.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
But is she?
The perky ones are always awesome.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
And these are particularly awesome!
Leaping lizards!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Be honest...you stole this from Tsouklas
That's the way it works.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
About sums it up
Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
...and I'm hungry again so FEED ME!!!
I'm so worried now.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"Classic Rock", yeah I feel ya!
It's not my cat Percy. He never leaves the house.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Cats sing the cutest...and lamest...songs
Diet is die with a T.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Now THAT'S a four letter word!!!
It happens every morning.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Right, blame the coffee!
Who would commit such an abomination?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
ERIC!!! He's doin' it agin!!!
Cat in the hood.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dat muh cat, homies!
I upgraded to espresso.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I upgraded to a Columbian IV
Free candy.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well, the candy was pretty good
Now you know....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Like any duck cares about your ass
3. Croc Shoes are an Abomination!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Too many rules!!!
@phxbillcee I saw this and thought of you.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Let's see how long this one lasts...
Yeah....people.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Never had that problem...now let me tell you about the time I...
The logic is irrefutable....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
False analogies are sometimes true
Do not send drama to my inbox....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dangerous when wet...dry, warm, cold,...
I regret nothing.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Kinda like my army brat shit, only hoodier
Thoughtful.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
F'n cock suckin' SOB @$$holes
If you don't get this....you haven't been single very long.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Only my nose knows for sure
Divoticulitis you say?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'm beginning to wonder if my doctors are doctors
It was an itsy bitsy, teeenie weenie....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Only the shadow...and now everyone...knows
I'll use Johnny Depp here...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I agree...and I feel strangely and fleetingly empowered...oh, it's gone
I know, right?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"Who I did" is the more pertinent question
Still makes me laugh.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well all get a laugh out of this one!
Hurt me...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
No safe word? Yo momma is better
Valentine's Day receipt. Somebody had fun.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
No pink love cuffs?
Border security blanket
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"I find this post offensive!" ~ Linus
They say revenge is a dish served cold.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
We all scream!
No one can know what happened here kapish?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Isn't this from that flick 'I know what you did in the neighbor's backyard'?
More bathroom humor
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
*whiff, whiff*
The best fast food lunch
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Replace the wine with THC tea please!
I love wild life
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Makes too much sense
Carlton Draught - Beer Chase [youtube.]
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I remember the daze
Without fail...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
One of my old ones...

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