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That would happen.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Another reason I'm not a pet owner...'cos ya jus' nevah kno!
I know I do.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I have had several so...
Finger guns
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I've "finger gunned" before meaning "back atcha"...uhoh
Fooling them.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Parenting FAIL...at least they tried though!
Would someone else PLEASE bring this to the attention of the Admin and/or any other powers that be ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
EVERYONE and @phxbillcee @KKGator @Anniemae Don't just 'like' this...see the link, read it and vote if you like but most of all, comment and '@' it to Admin! I did 1/30 and NEVER got a response! I'm not pushing the issue further (???) so I'm not banned from the site...I have come to accept it for what it is...if you don't, PLEASE let them know!!!
Turn away, Buddy!
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
He'll never be the same
Action figure!
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Makes 'em cry "uncle"...and still won't stop!
Skeptical.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Probably the biggest "oops!!!" in all human history!
Ready for takeoff.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
More like 'jerk off'?
Ended the first set the same way...& no, it's not a theme!!!
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Like they have computers of even need yer f'n itranet thing
She made her choice...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Consider yourself "Dolf'd"
It helps to get the terms defind...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Gimme the bitches!
& no, I haven't named them,...I'm not THAT attached...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
This is so funn...sad!!!
Hope springs eternal, & so does my abused...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
You're makin' me CRY!!!
A little raunch today, so CW & all that shit...
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I was about to "sad face" this one...TMI?!?
Going through security ?
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Lemme check out that bomb!!!
Shell shocked
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Aquaman?!? :(
Good thing there aren't any mind readers here.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Oh share! PLEASE!!!
Oh yes, this has happened.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
A huge drawback of the cellular age
It's finally revealed... the pez head
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Only on Ishtar?
Charlie's chewbacca angels.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Saw this yesterday...you're slackin'!
Who’s guilty ?
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Sadly this describes too many people.
Smile, You're on candid camera.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
mmm...I'll keep shopping
Don't expect anything back.
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Not always a good thing.
If I can't make you'all moan I'll make you groan
DangerDave comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Always worth a replay https://youtu.be/DxGYtOZ35-Y
Bad reasoning
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Some people have very strange priorities.
Hello, angels
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Lookie doze wookies!!!
Oh yeah, that makes sense
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
On #1 tell him I still want my rib back
AmeriKKKa has So Much to Learn and to Go that shouldn't be Meddling in Other Countries Affairs!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
True and true (the meme). We've pretty much given up pretending we're in the Middle East for peace when the world knows its to protect "our" corporations' oil interests.
People can be so crazy stupid
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
hmmmm...brown is closer to orange than white
Love you, keeper of the memes
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I awake to body aches and a full bladder...and I hear it gets even worse!
Donnie is a tweeter de tweeter dumb
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm glad so many people respond to 45...he doesn't gaf but they are to the point and funny as hell!!!
That one has to be smoking
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Guess which room I'd ask for.
Life goals....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Hope you make it a week this time!
Harambe died for our sins....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
More morbid ideas to ponder....hmmm...
....and Neopolitan ice cream!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Can opener and microwave for me...you can go now.
Dream on....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
This thought has crossed my mind...I was 3 I think
Mmmmm.......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
...but later discovered her to be very tasty.
Arise you workers from your slumber....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm a true patriot. I believe our nation is the greatest ever...stolen from other people so they could later steal from their own.
Or an interest free loan I gave the government....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
True...but so many fewer are getting them this year so...
R I P .....douche!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
A MAJOR reason I'm happy I never had kids!
You aren't even trying....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
At this point I'm just wondering how many.
I hate it when people criticize my food before I eat it...it's like food trolling.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Hey, they all still look yummy to me...except maybe the tomato
I'll take a dozen...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
mmmm...ass biscuits are even better that way!
It's Symantec....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Not touchin' this one...
A lesson for us all...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
He may need some remedial con artist lessons, however.
Bad taste is encouraged....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Or too old, or too...
I love Neil Gaiman....nuff said
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Good man!!!
Can't stand stalkers.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
hehe...remember this one?
So we got that going for us.....which is nice.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Unless we have to come back to terraform Terra
Not what she was expecting.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
For me it'd be weed and 'shrooms...wouldn't have room for all the women who'd be on their way!
My plans...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm hoping for 'stoned and alone'...we're still in this together, Bro!
Well, then there's that.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I wished I had a Constantinople in my old 'hood. :(
We took in refugees! Look what happened to us!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Don't think the rethugs will base their 'logic' on this.
Rock n' roll neighborhood
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm at the corner of Thunder and Hell Hwy...come visit sometime!
Things we didn't do -start the fire, shoot the deputy. Things we did: shot the sheriff, ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Until I find out what 'that' is I'm keeping my options open
I most certainly don’t
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
How is it that never occurred to me?!?
...Uh-oh...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
My kinda girl...if all that's for her!
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken-Oscar Wilde
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
And when you can't be yourself be a unicorn! (Sorry, just hadda!)
Now that would be something!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Still looking for the downside here...
I was listening t the radio. I could sware the singer said she was titty tripping. I can not figure ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Just a FYI: tittie-trippin (v, adj) being pussy-whipped; when a male (or female) is so caught up by a typical skank and stop talking to their friends; being owned by a controlling bitch. *"Damn Marcos, call me up when you're not tittie-trippin so we can kick it."* ~ Urban Dictionary Unless it was this song you misheard the lyrics and you're experiencing another version of the phrase...don't worry...it happens to most guys: tittie-trippin (v, adj) preoccupied or possessed with intense passion, fascination, obsession or admiration for titties. *"a tittie-trippin teenager"* ~ some teenager(s) from back in the 70s. https://youtu.be/VkS7mhVkEq8
Allegedly it is UK National Pun Day.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Not a unicorn but close enough!
Leave the dog alone
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I don't remember ever using that one...but I did use some lamer.
Ahhhh hell no
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Yet another reason I never had kids...just not a major one.
Thinking is overrated...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Just another reason I adore you!
Seagull extortion
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Here...and thank you.
Well played
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Oldtimers or simple suppression?
Wonder where they were made
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Available with matching muffler and ear muffs!
Very hard choice
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Too get some or get nun....hmmmm...
Stunning resemblance
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
hehe...hehe...
Making the bacon
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
How little greasy spoon breakfasts are made?
Hate when that happens
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Dint you post that earlier today?
Ohh Donnie Boy
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I just made the connection between 45 and that sweet, old Irish tune. Congratulations...you have just managed to offend an Irishman! ;)
It wasn't me...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You're having trouble with this one, aren't you?
Sniff,sniff
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
This could get nasty fast
We all do.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
ummmm...never said that
Party.......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
If I still drank I'd have to try that!
Mooooooom!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
With that 'cut' I'm guessing he's into rave or emo
Doughy......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I must be a poptart who wants to be a ribeye
Do you have a classic Valentine's Horror Story to share?
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I love the campy VD movies...all the way back to... https://youtu.be/jmLv9HpUhJU
A psychic told me the winning numbers for the lotto last week. I must admit he was so close. Only ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm only glad I've never been desperate enough to join those scammers!
I think he may be in trouble.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Maybe he's buying a personalized gift?
So take that!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
awww...he missed what may have been his only chance to give her a golden shower.
Looks like it.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Apparently he at least signed it first
She must have been awfully good.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
The strangest glory whole proposal ever...maybe.
It just doesn't add up.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Bet the caption writer was a southerner
GawdAwful shows his true colors.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
'He' loves his slaves...even today!
Can't make fun of tree-huggers.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
No need...she's definitely among my goddesses!
What?
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You mean the black ones? They 'move' too fast to count! (woah)
I am ''recycling'' an old one but I am following your theme.You guys seem to have an inside joke.lol...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Present company excluded...I hope!
One of our clients hired a professional belly dancer as part of their rock act. It worked out well ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
LOVE IT!!! Have any videos anywhere?
Dreaming of a beach somewhere warm
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
It's the mornin' an' I don' feel any better. :(
New rules and regulations for all meme groups ... I got my eye on you!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Arrrrr...click bait
The Stunned Chicken
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
"WTF?!? What are all these sheeple doing in meeeehhhh..."
Oops! ??
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I wanna go where ever "down there" is!!!
Some Whovian humor for my BBC members.....(yes, the pun is intended)
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
This post is Dr Who approved
And racecar spelled backward is racecar.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Let me tell you about the time I singlehandedly...
Is Snapchat still a thing?
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
You haven't seen MeWe yet!
The future is now....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I'd love to see the look on his face after the first 10 minutes here
кто живет в пинапле под морем?
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
So our plan of world domination continues in a very unexpected way...bwahahahahaha...

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