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Harambe died for our sins....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
More morbid ideas to ponder....hmmm...
....and Neopolitan ice cream!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Can opener and microwave for me...you can go now.
Dream on....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
This thought has crossed my mind...I was 3 I think
Mmmmm.......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
...but later discovered her to be very tasty.
Arise you workers from your slumber....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm a true patriot. I believe our nation is the greatest ever...stolen from other people so they could later steal from their own.
Or an interest free loan I gave the government....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
True...but so many fewer are getting them this year so...
R I P .....douche!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
A MAJOR reason I'm happy I never had kids!
You aren't even trying....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
At this point I'm just wondering how many.
I hate it when people criticize my food before I eat it...it's like food trolling.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Hey, they all still look yummy to me...except maybe the tomato
I'll take a dozen...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
mmmm...ass biscuits are even better that way!
It's Symantec....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Not touchin' this one...
A lesson for us all...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
He may need some remedial con artist lessons, however.
Bad taste is encouraged....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Or too old, or too...
I love Neil Gaiman....nuff said
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Good man!!!
Can't stand stalkers.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
hehe...remember this one?
So we got that going for us.....which is nice.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Unless we have to come back to terraform Terra
Not what she was expecting.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
For me it'd be weed and 'shrooms...wouldn't have room for all the women who'd be on their way!
My plans...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm hoping for 'stoned and alone'...we're still in this together, Bro!
Well, then there's that.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I wished I had a Constantinople in my old 'hood. :(
We took in refugees! Look what happened to us!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Don't think the rethugs will base their 'logic' on this.
Rock n' roll neighborhood
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm at the corner of Thunder and Hell Hwy...come visit sometime!
Things we didn't do -start the fire, shoot the deputy. Things we did: shot the sheriff, ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Until I find out what 'that' is I'm keeping my options open
I most certainly don’t
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
How is it that never occurred to me?!?
...Uh-oh...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
My kinda girl...if all that's for her!
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken-Oscar Wilde
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
And when you can't be yourself be a unicorn! (Sorry, just hadda!)
Now that would be something!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Still looking for the downside here...
I was listening t the radio. I could sware the singer said she was titty tripping. I can not figure ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Just a FYI: tittie-trippin (v, adj) being pussy-whipped; when a male (or female) is so caught up by a typical skank and stop talking to their friends; being owned by a controlling bitch. *"Damn Marcos, call me up when you're not tittie-trippin so we can kick it."* ~ Urban Dictionary Unless it was this song you misheard the lyrics and you're experiencing another version of the phrase...don't worry...it happens to most guys: tittie-trippin (v, adj) preoccupied or possessed with intense passion, fascination, obsession or admiration for titties. *"a tittie-trippin teenager"* ~ some teenager(s) from back in the 70s. https://youtu.be/VkS7mhVkEq8
Allegedly it is UK National Pun Day.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Not a unicorn but close enough!
Leave the dog alone
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I don't remember ever using that one...but I did use some lamer.
Ahhhh hell no
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Yet another reason I never had kids...just not a major one.
Thinking is overrated...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Just another reason I adore you!
Seagull extortion
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Here...and thank you.
Well played
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Oldtimers or simple suppression?
Wonder where they were made
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Available with matching muffler and ear muffs!
Very hard choice
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Too get some or get nun....hmmmm...
Stunning resemblance
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
hehe...hehe...
Making the bacon
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
How little greasy spoon breakfasts are made?
Hate when that happens
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Dint you post that earlier today?
Ohh Donnie Boy
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I just made the connection between 45 and that sweet, old Irish tune. Congratulations...you have just managed to offend an Irishman! ;)
It wasn't me...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You're having trouble with this one, aren't you?
Sniff,sniff
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
This could get nasty fast
We all do.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
ummmm...never said that
Party.......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
If I still drank I'd have to try that!
Mooooooom!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
With that 'cut' I'm guessing he's into rave or emo
Doughy......
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I must be a poptart who wants to be a ribeye
A psychic told me the winning numbers for the lotto last week. I must admit he was so close. Only ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I'm only glad I've never been desperate enough to join those scammers!
I think he may be in trouble.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Maybe he's buying a personalized gift?
So take that!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
awww...he missed what may have been his only chance to give her a golden shower.
Looks like it.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Apparently he at least signed it first
She must have been awfully good.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
The strangest glory whole proposal ever...maybe.
It just doesn't add up.
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Bet the caption writer was a southerner
GawdAwful shows his true colors.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
'He' loves his slaves...even today!
Can't make fun of tree-huggers.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
No need...she's definitely among my goddesses!
What?
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You mean the black ones? They 'move' too fast to count! (woah)
I am ''recycling'' an old one but I am following your theme.You guys seem to have an inside joke.lol...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Present company excluded...I hope!
One of our clients hired a professional belly dancer as part of their rock act. It worked out well ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
LOVE IT!!! Have any videos anywhere?
Dreaming of a beach somewhere warm
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
It's the mornin' an' I don' feel any better. :(
New rules and regulations for all meme groups ... I got my eye on you!
DangerDave comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Arrrrr...click bait
The Stunned Chicken
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
"WTF?!? What are all these sheeple doing in meeeehhhh..."
Oops! ??
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I wanna go where ever "down there" is!!!
Some Whovian humor for my BBC members.....(yes, the pun is intended)
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
This post is Dr Who approved
And racecar spelled backward is racecar.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Let me tell you about the time I singlehandedly...
Is Snapchat still a thing?
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
You haven't seen MeWe yet!
The future is now....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I'd love to see the look on his face after the first 10 minutes here
кто живет в пинапле под морем?
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
So our plan of world domination continues in a very unexpected way...bwahahahahaha...
For those of you looking to score some Christian poontang....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
O, those sexy puritans!
I'll take a little of each....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
With the exception of hard drugs...
Some law enforcement memes....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Burn, "Baby"!
Void friendly, kinky sex memes are my favorites....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Fuck 'em if they can't take a...
Somebody always has to ruin it....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Bosses ruin everything
Get him!.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Now if you were bringing sex...
I need to wear one of these...
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
"Yeah, call them. I'm getting hungry."
You know who you are....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Really? 6??? Just call me antisocial.
Safer sex....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Hell, just count them as you go along
Freaking Magnets....how do they work?
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Hey, I'll try anything!
Murica....F'yeah!
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
May as well be
Easy mistake to make....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Yeah, right!
Ah youth....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I'm guessing this was done about the age of 15
Now you know my secret....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Only for the cute coworkers though
It'll be a great outfit to bury the little tyke....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Funny...you don't see many of these...for long
Enjoy it while it lasts....
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
You should visit more often. ;)
Aw. Poor guy.
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
For lack of the "Fudge Pack" parody (which may have been banned by the band)... https://youtu.be/GhUXH7XPxxM
My coworker summed up in two text messages. Every week. She's always asking for more hours, but ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
The pain (in the @$$) is real!
Round and round it goes
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
The diapers aren't visible.
Poor guy, my sympathy
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
That explains it all!
Shitty Weather
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Even in Vegas...sheesh!
Grizzly bear paw whoa!
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Without the caption I'd have thought Bigfoot needed a pedicure.
Can't fight this feeling anymore
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
"Roll with the Changes"?
More blatant lies from POS POTUS.
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
is it a Muricun puppy?!?
Poor thing will never be the same...
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Hey, beats the alternative.
Another one for the cat crowd...
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Especially if it's clawing to get out!
Junior got it right!
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Several...billion of us could have told them that!
Can't say it enough, be careful what you wish for...
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Good thing he didn't say "bod"
What have I become!!! LOL!
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
If only likes were bucks...
Wishes he thought of them!
DangerDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
George Carlin thought he created us for plastic...dank memes makes more sense though.
Would you consider yourself "romantic" in nature? What does that word mean to you? I was ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 9, 2019:
I'm a romantic at heart. I love candle lit dinners, be they in a swank restaurant or at a campsite. From serious to silly, I find romantic moments a mere thought away in just about any situation you might find yourself in with a special someone... ...unless you're easily annoyed and not easily impressed, of course!
For our nurses out there!
DangerDave comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Reminds me of a modern sound and light control station, especially with all the 'cables'.
Got to know your audience.
DangerDave comments on Feb 9, 2019:
You don't know my women!
Who struggles with depression? And how do you deal with it? I still have a lot of leftover ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 9, 2019:
You have a great forum here to discuss it, especially as it relates to your religious triggers. I suggest meditation, hobbies and getting involved in religion free social activities.
Berlin - You Don't Know For those of us who enjoy making love with music on, here's one from my ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Utterly awesome band in so many ways! As an example, if you just want hot, sweaty... https://youtu.be/bOrRdlRRl6s

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