“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 13, 2021:

I reluctantly agree with that. It is also like locking the gate after all the sheep have gone though

It was pretty bad

Diogenes comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I like that joke- but better to talk and laugh about going on 'a drunk' ( I've been on a few) than to actually go on one.

A lot of them have short fuses, too.

Diogenes comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Excellent creational insight. All the faces are the same; all the angry expressions are the same. No 'inconvenience' of individual thought.

This isn't funny, so much as sobering.

Diogenes comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Dump has a great 'snile' on his face! "Sneer- smile", call it what you will!

Monday Groaner

Diogenes comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Thanks for that!. It beats the groaners of the 'actual news'.

I went to the doctor and he told me I have Cancer and Alzheimer's.

Diogenes comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I like that-----'whatever it was'!

Two of my favorite Trump prison cartoons.

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

"Okay"! LOL!

So funny! 😂

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

They are 'climbing' because they are not smart enough to know how to use a ladder.

'One-Liners' - either funny or thought provoking .

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Those are FUNNY!

Joan Baez then & now 09.01.2021 her 80th birthday.

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Fantastic!

I have to retract a previous statement I said twice on here.

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Many valid points!

“A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2021:

For some people, "yes". I would like to have some of that soothing cover of time and forgetfulness.

They took his twitter because there is more evidence of his supporters doing more attacks.

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2021:

DUMP IS NOT DONE YET! (No, my caps are not locked)

McConnell circulates procedures for second Senate impeachment trial of Trump [thehill.

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I doubt that McConnel has suddenly developed morals. 'Anybody, anything', unless 'it' has a frozen brick atop its neck, would have to get sick of Dump.

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Certainly "yes"!

My enormous extended family is in the process of a political fracturing at the moment.

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I have a few good friends. Basically, my egotistical cousins have nothing to be egotistical about- and they are not smart enough to know it.

Meet Chief Bullshit. I hope you guys and gals are enjoying this as much as I am!

Diogenes comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I wonder if Dump has smaller ribbons for other cockroaches!

Money well spent.... 🙄

Diogenes comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Wonder how he got the 'ass-hole located' fur hat, over his transplanted horns.

Big, calming breath

Diogenes comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Mitch (the Bitch) did his job well last night. Maybe, he just had enough- and being 'noble' had nothing to do with it.

“When the Rule of Law disappears, we are ruled by the whims of men”............Tiffany Madison.

Diogenes comments on Jan 7, 2021:

My predictions- but it takes No crystal-ball to realize that there will be more riots created by Trump in the next 13 days, maybe worse than last night's. He will achieve his death total of 400,000 virus murders- by far the highest in the world.

Give them hell, Harry!

Diogenes comments on Jan 5, 2021:

And the big, fat capitalist want another piece of pie.

Hey Donald!!!

Diogenes comments on Jan 5, 2021:

… and to be added to that, "and you have always been a loser."

Ticked Off Federal Judge Threatens Lawyer Behind Republicans’ Dumbest Election Lawsuit with ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 5, 2021:

I got the basis of this, but I put it in my favorites- so I can reread it with a legal dictionary open. It IS worth reading!

No correlation, just the day's distractions.

Diogenes comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Good stuff. LOL

Donald J Trump is really very good.

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2021:

He has executed the murderers of one persons. He will achieve his goal of the murders of over 400,000. Too bad he couldn't be hung for every one of them.

“She (Mother Theresa) was not a friend of the poor.

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2021:

That is SOOO true. Hypothetically, a family of four; she would turn into nine, then, maybe, give them a starvation amount of food and certainly no education for the children. If she so-called 'loved' anyone, she would have been an outspoken member of Family Planning. An evil woman!! The only things she "loved" was herself, and the laurels of the Catholic Church.

For all you Dozer Lovers!

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Great hat; smart dog!

Mitch McConnell's Louisville home vandalized with graffiti

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Who did it, Democrat or Rethuglican? And 'weres' his/her spelling teacher?

Big Bear Song

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

THIS IS STILL GOING ON IN CANADA! (Ya, it is all in capitals) At that time there were 8 First Nations men hung in Saskatewan. Try to find that in any Canadian high school history book! Hang the f ****** 'hangers'. And in 2021 people forced to drink mercury polluted water!! Change??? Hell no!!

January 6th should bring some fresh drama

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

"Look, look, up in the sky; it's a stork; it forgot to deliver my brain when I was born!"

Betty has some good ideas:

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Very good one!

Trump Declares Georgia Senate Races 'Illegal And Invalid' Days Ahead Of Vote [huffpost.

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Said it before, Dumpy is not 'pretending' to be insane!

With thanks to 500+ supporters & performers of folk music.

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Big congrats! So well done!

"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

I believe it was Paine that said, "Those that are willing to give up their liberty for safety, deserve neither."

“Atheism is a very positive affirmation of man’s ability to think for himself, to do for ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 3, 2021:

M, good morning; another night of no sleep. It is 04:15 this side of the big water. Have to disagree with O'Hare as far as anti-theism, I won't waste my time with it. All secular people are not good people just because they have dumped some obvious absurdity. Then we have, "affirmation of man's ability to think"- some are too lazy to think within religion or outside of it either. Something positive to say about "thinking"! I have read that there are more vegetarians amongst atheist and and non-believers. If it is okay to eat the other residents of this rock, how about barbecued doggie or horse for lunch?

DUH! NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!!!! [thedailybeast.com]

Diogenes comments on Jan 2, 2021:

When he deliberately infected himself, why was he put on a ventilator when it could have been used for someone else?

Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

Diogenes comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Yes! LOL.

What was Trump's greatest offense? Or, what other offense was worse...

Diogenes comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Yet to be 'achieved', the deliberate murder of 400,000 people- and that is not even on the list.

I am not a big fan of the concept of "saints", but still.

Diogenes comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Hey people, I AM IN FAVOUR OF SAINTS. Right now I am sitting outside Saint Louis, definitely my favourite saint. I must admit though his sacramental wine tastes like beer. Oh, excuse; that is "St. Louis Bar& Grill". There is even a halo around the "St".

Please tell me no democrat is going to use this to make him look like the fucking hypocrite he is?

Diogenes comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Dump does not need the assistance of any Democrat to make himself indictable; he quite willingly does that to himself very many times every day.

“We came and turned the native Arabs into tragic refugees.

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Yes. Just look at that picture! Sounds like Chofshi had honesty and fortitude though. Imagine how many were against him!

I generally stop after the fourth stage.

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Wanna hear it- I've been there. Haven't had any of that poison in many decades- now it's one or two pints, and the enjoyment of a bit of football.

The sacrifices great men have to make! :-D

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

He looks bad- even wearing his girdle!

I think it is shocking that after only 50 years many people don't know what musical instrument Neil ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Except for egoistic purposes, why is this important? So he had a footprint on the moon, did that have a positive affect on anyone's life? YES, it was great to watch- but other than that!

This feeling of being lonely and very temporary visitors in the universe is in flat contradiction to...

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Maybe I am not getting Mr. Watts point, but unfortunately, I can concur with the idea of "isolated egos inside bags of skin"- I've met too many of them.

I’ve decided to post the last verse of Robert Burns’ “Auld Lang Syne” as my quote for today,...

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

There used to be a pub in Toronto, where writers and poets congregated and it was worth a few quid to have a few "goodwill draught".---But that was so long ago.

My feelings exactly

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I have had many bad years, this one must be one of the worst. The world needs to get back to the so-called "good ol' days", where the capitalist, criminal billionaires, would be treated like all criminals, back then---- and give them a sledge hammer and 12 hours of rock to break per day.

“Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one”...........Voltaire.

Diogenes comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Yes, the person that has the 'certain truth', has frequently made a mistake. The hidden news is often the real news.

Testing the power of prayer.

Diogenes comments on Dec 30, 2020:

THAT is funny. Wouldn't it be funny if "the Lord" got his work completed before the end of the year?

Carl Sagan quote

Diogenes comments on Dec 29, 2020:

YES!

This is pretty much where we are, right?

Diogenes comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Looks exactly like him. It defines his character.

The Stain From the Trump White House: [news.yahoo.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

YES, it is certain that if Dump isn't tried for his corona murders and other crimes, the next criminal may be a little smarter and equally as evil

You know, like any good president would do

Diogenes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Only about 10 more months and we will be hearing about Rudolph,the red nosed. That cheap wine will do that.

Actually a wild one would do!

Diogenes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

YEEESS!

White House Offers Curbside Pickup of Pardons | The New Yorker

Diogenes comments on Dec 27, 2020:

No, they do not; Andy has it wrong! They have to be 'certified'. If they are not certified to be criminals with avery long rap sheets, they don't get a pardon

How do they do this without even cracking a smile? [youtu.be]

Diogenes comments on Dec 27, 2020:

That was funny.

“Goebbels was in favour of free speech for views he liked.

Diogenes comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Yes!

Will "Trumpism" Become History? [dailykos.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2020:

After a bit of thought and his soon-to-be 400,000 murders, how about, "Genecide Dump"?

Will "Trumpism" Become History? [dailykos.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Did the gent from Montreal get noticed, Mr. Ponzi? But Dump has committed so many crimes--- how does one pick a name for his crimes?

How sweet to know that even during the pandemic, we still had a few Christmas carolers drop by.

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I think I would rather hear the seals, than the 2 months of all that bellowing horse shit.

We all know where her mind is.

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Funny cartoon!

Judgement day

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I thought Dump was Gawd-dude.

Hey, happy nothing, ya buncha atheists! :)

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

"Bunch of athiests", well I ain't one- because I refuse to give religion, the dignity of recognition. Admit it, the Book of Lies has many very funny jokes in it. I watched a program about Jeezuz-dude "feeding the multitude", apparently, according to the fiction writer, the number was 5,000.I hope someone brought a can opener for that can of sardines so the dude could wave his magic wand over them.

'The worst president ever.

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Dump's sole reason in anything he has done is to sow misery and discord.

Evangelist Kirk Cameron created a mask-free super-spreader Xmas Carol Singing Event at a California ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

They are a "JOKE".

Have any of our very talented artists created a caricature of what the Trump Presidential Library ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I am not the world's best cartoonist, but I have one in mind. The Devil is giving Dump the Presidential Tour. As they are coming to a corner Trump asks the Devil if there are fountains about. Devil: "Sure, many". Around the corner is Mitch dying of thirst and the fountain is gushing oil.

If the ho fits..

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

She has probably done her own "ho hoing"- but not about Santa, about Dump, behind his back. Not even her, the village idiot, could miss the world joke.

The assholes who play with fire will get burnt, or forced to embarrassing retractions on air.

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

He has murdered hundreds of thousands of people. Currently he is executed prisoners for murder. There is 'his' solution.

The assholes who play with fire will get burnt, or forced to embarrassing retractions on air.

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Is it worth it to see them get "burnt"- while hundreds of thousands of people die? I don't care about the ass-holes that invite death- I am talking about 'people who have taken all the precautions.

Here's a group of typical Trump supporters, expressing what it is they like about him so much.

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2020:

The field would already be empty- because he has eaten them long ago.

Happy Holidays guys 🎁 🎅

Diogenes comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Nooooo, puleez, don't move Christmas to the middle of January--- that is just about the time I turn on my radio again. It would add another month to the howling bull shit coming out of he radio and TV.

Any theories on Trump's demand that Americans get $2000 in Covid relief?

Diogenes comments on Dec 24, 2020:

$2,000 is obviously too much- and he has done that so that those in need will get NOTHING. He is a fucking sick toad.

Police in British Columbia Just Fined Churches $18,400 for Violating COVID Rules | Hemant Mehta | ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Their friends are probably like they are, so if they get the virus, fine. Some of the health workers have been working for many days without a break- then these clowns who deliberately infect themselves- let them stay out on the street.

Holiday feelings from a young, non-believer.

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Yes! LOL

As always they keep it classy right up to the end

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I see nothing! Maybe, a 2-bit pig in a $3,000 suit, and another oinker.

Translation :- Now I know why my Father carried a comb in his sock !

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I sorta like these gorgeous women- dirty old bastard that I am! But there is another point, your parents did the supposed 'dirty nasty'; that's how you got here. It is now the 'insane season' where super-dude fornicated with the "virgin" and she committed adultery- making poor ol' Joe a cuckold. And the religious clowns can't stop howling and singing about it.Is there a reason for this? The picture sure beats watching the evening news for the current wars--- and not to forget Dump's 400,000 murders with his genicide. 400,000? Not yet, but he will achieve it. But his Nederlandse stinks. "ek"!

Private Bankers Race to the Exit?: [dailykos.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Trump is a professional criminal, not a very smart one, but from this video it is obvious that Deutsche Bank also has fools and criminals that aren't the brightest canaries in the coal mine.

Monday groaner dont block me

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Any reindeer with a red nose has had too much to drink the night before. "Fly", has he tried walking on water too?

Characteristic Incompetence: [bloomberg.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Dump is not "incompetent" --- he deliberately seeks out evil-- and he is very clever at finding it.

Pat Robertson Tells Trump to Accept Biden’s Win and Move On Televangelist Pat Robertson, one ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Even Dump's fellow criminals are turning on him.

Con man Trump has turned sour grapes into bitter whine.

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2020:

"Poison" is a more exacting word.

“Heaven goes by favour.

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Heard that before- but still love it. But it still gets too close to the truth.

Yeah I've been wondering about that

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Ya, how did that dirty window washer ever get into that office. How come the windows were always dirtier after he was done?

2022 will be the hangover....

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

2020 is the hangover- before the party!

Look out for Trumps forthcoming book "The art of the spiel" which explains why he was as good a ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He will have to learn to write first. As far as steal/spiel, how would one describe him? He has no talent at anything, but the stealing/spieling just gushes out of him so subconsciously.

If there is only one good Friday are the fifty-one other Fridays bad?

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

To take everyone out of their comfort zone, I've read a little about this. Apparently there was a Jeezuz-dude who led a minor Jewish cult. He was executed by the Romans for his opposition of them defiling the temple. No, he didn't have special shoes made- so he could walk on water.

Pence got the vaccine but we just found out Flies love it and try to suck it out.

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Pence is an ass kisser- but I think he too has counted the odds, and has distanced himself from der fuhrer.

“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.“ - H. L. Mencken

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

'Love-marriage-war' easy to start; hard to stop! I guess I am not a long distance fighter. When the bell sounded, I wouldn't come out for round 9,000,000.

Once a coward, always a coward. [thedailybeast.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I've heard it said, "A coward dies many deaths, a normal person only one."

Ho ho ho! 😂😂😂

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

And baby cheeses would have been a better choice.

“History is but the polemics of the victor.” - William F. Buckley Jr.

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yes, and John Wayne and his Hollywood Army didn't win the Second World War- no matter how high the shit is pilled.

Can It Happen Here? A warning from The Lincoln Project [youtube.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yes, it could happen in the US. I was surprised, so was Trump, when "his" judges, actually became honest.

“Beliefs do not change facts.

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Good morning. That is a very good point.

How many times has trump lost the election, aha, aha, aha: [theguardian.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Another bit to consider: Hitler and Trump have played the same game. Hitler was directing armies that he no longer had; Dump is counting votes that he never had in the first instance.

I think most people feel the same way.

Diogenes comments on Dec 18, 2020:

THAT is the point! Yes, and besides, it would be "self-damaging".

"We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

Diogenes comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Yes; certainly!

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Ya, read about that! Unbelievable!

Tweety is now going to give a try in setting up a new power party of his own in his self proclaimed ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2020:

What will the cap have on it, Morons 'is' us? And just where is he going to get the money? Oh ya, he is raking in lots in his final days, but I think that Deutsch Bank is big enough, and powerful enough, to clean him.

How many times has trump lost the election, aha, aha, aha: [theguardian.com]

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2020:

We don't know how many times Trump will lose the election- he hasn't stopped claiming victories! Maybe sometime in about 2030 we will know.

When was god invented?

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2020:

That must be Able or Cain talking to Eve.