When trump steps down, he will become a born again Christian and start a mega church.

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

He will be in some kind of con-job--- but that will be after he gets out of jail.

How many courtrooms have they used in their attempt of a fake coup?

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

In most countries it is illegal to make false claims. It is illegal to call the fire department, as a joke. There are huge costs to all of Dump's 'jokes'- based on no facts.

“The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know.

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

I twisted my arm- patting myself on the back! My point though is that I have too much curiosity! LOL

Lawrence: ‘It’s All Over’ For William Barr & Donald Trump | The Last Word | MSNBC ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Yep, a hundred per cent. It was concise; it was to the point.

The million magas in DC were estimated to be between 15000 to 20000, the permit was for 10,000 ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

I don't care if the "cretins" want to die; Nature grant them their wish; but I do care about the health care workers who are forced to serve these unmasked balls of shit.

“True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

M. when I get depressed (and I am not someone who 'enjoys' being depressed) , my mantra is, "I know nothing; I've never known anything, and if I've learned anything, by accident, I've forgotten it long ago." Ya, maybe there is a bit of dark humour in there, but it keeps me connected to reality. I think a person should consider what Socrates had to say about the average Athenian at his trial. That is one of the reasons that he had to drink the hemlock cocktail.

In case anyone is interested. [timeanddate.com]

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Julie, way to go!

The real motive for Tweety's refusal to admit defeat is the cold fact that if he goes back to being ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

That is EXACTLY what he is afraid of. Yes, the US, supposedly the richest country in the world, would have had virus deaths, maybe 30 million. What about the 200,000,000 deliberate murders?

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Thanks for the laugh- right now I could use a few.

“He that loves reading has everything within his reach.” - William Godwin

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

That is why "Farenheight" was such a focused movie. Knowledge was to be feared; books had to be burned.

With a resurgence of the virus observed basically worldwide except in those countries that have real...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

A point to be made- a business person, dead of any disease, does not do business- same thing goes for a dead customer, they can't buy. Why choose to die of the virus then? The only person getting any pleasure from these murders is Donald John Dump.

“If all the atheists and agnostics left America, they’d lose 93% of The National Academy of ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Yes, the bible, like all books dedicated to religions, is a book of fabricated nonsense. If god, the maker of the universe, wanted to tell his tale, there would have been some mention of reality. There is none. The first living beings were named Adam and Eve, according to the bible- apparently they were dinosaurs.

Trump explaining why he actually won.

Diogenes comments on Nov 12, 2020:

YEP!

Take a look at this whine from a neighborhood Trump supporter.

Diogenes comments on Nov 11, 2020:

I was in a pub, having a pint (ain't I always?) and Dump was on the TV, stringing out the lies one after the other (doesn't he always?) and a jerk in the place was blathering about how honest he was. I finally blew up. I ask him, "What in fuck are you looking at?" He must have been seeing his own hallucinations.

Who else believes Trump will refuse to leave office and will have to be removed by force?

Diogenes comments on Nov 11, 2020:

It would appear that he, AND HIS SLOTH OF CRIMINALS, will have to be taken away in handcuffs. He is planning a take-over. He has no plans of going to jail.

You are a result of four billion years of evolutionary success.

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Now come on; you know gawd-dude put it all together in 6 days. Somewhere along the way, the seventh day became the first day. I assume that was to think about it and to draw up his master plan. He should have thought about it a little longer.

“To be honest, I am not a socialist.” - Emmanuel Macron

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

What is this bit about "socialist" in the US? Most of Europe is socialist- and they don't have the highest virus rate. I absolutely do not believe in fawning socialism. In my book, when a healthy person is too lazy to work- they will be too lazy to eat. If the orange vegetable had a car accident and was lying bleeding in the ditch and asking for "Help", my reply would be, "Hell no, what do you think I am, a socialist?"

Dr. Ben! Dr. Ben! This Guy Graduated From a Medical School? [rawstory.com]

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Carlson is racist-Trump's token black. Any person, of any race, with any intelligence, would be fired long ago. That explains Carlson. Hope Biden will stop ALL the racist bull shit.

You are a result of four billion years of evolutionary success.

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

One person said: "He should put on his adult pants."

TYT fan or not, this is a must watch! After all the awful craziness, this is some craziness that's ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

A few more trillion tons of stupidity- it is not much of anything- but it is boring. Wonder if the Three Stooges could be made into the Four Stooges.

Barrf is a pustule, at least the guy resigning has integrity. [dailymail.co.uk]

Diogenes comments on Nov 10, 2020:

"Barrf" is a 'professional' and do you expect him to act with "integrity"? 'Professional criminal' that is.

With Trump Gone, the Silence will be Sooooooo Nice! [parodyproject.com]

Diogenes comments on Nov 9, 2020:

You mean there will no longer be government by twitter?!

RICHMEN.

Diogenes comments on Nov 9, 2020:

'It' already has its bags packed--- "So long Dump."

"You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do." Kurt Vonnegut

Diogenes comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I read Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse 5 so long ago. I have forgotten the whole bit. There are days when I wish Nature had provided me with....!

I don't think we can retire the group yet with an orange psychopath for a lame duck.

Diogenes comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Kinda thin! Has 'it' been on a diet? Shouldn't there be at least another three or four rolls of lard? What a fat, greasy slob---- anyway 'it' is looked at!

There have been so many posts asking about the future of the group.

Diogenes comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I have dealt with too many like Dump- and my fury for this low scum and his criminals is real. For the murder of all these people there can be only ONE, just solution. Most important: big thank you for this site.

Wish our media could be this brave

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I am so proud to be Irish---- SOMEBODY has to tell the truth about something.

It appears the fat lady has sung.

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Kate Smith was certainly fat--- but she has sung!

Aldous Huxley on the perfect dictatorship

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

So correct!

Twitter permanently suspends Steve Bannon account after talk of beheading [cnn.

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

The scruffy, unshaved moron has the facial appearance that his brain would have if his thoughts could be photographed.

Interesting.

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

What makes you think that morons will punish other morons?

“Patience is power.

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Sorry M, I absolutely do not agree with Cardinal Sheen on that one. I am so stressed because I am dealing with the totally corrupt bureaucracy that there are days, when I could take the "big quit". Nice to be comfortable while one WAITS.

I see a lot of people feel sure that trump is gonna lose I hope he does .

Diogenes comments on Nov 5, 2020:

It is AMAZING that about 66,000,000 adults of a voting age would vote for an insane, proven criminal. They do it willingly- Trump did not have to do much. Hitler had a bigger task- he took an educated populace and made most obey, or he murdered them.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

Diogenes comments on Nov 5, 2020:

There was a teeny song way back; I can not remeber the exact words. "Don't have no math, geology--" etc. It expressed pride in stupidity.

Votes are supposed to be counted what the fuck!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 what a crying ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Ya, ya; the " what have ya got against----?" satire. Gonna use it one more time: "What have ya got against shit, by comparing it to Dump?" Everyone has to have a shit--- no one should be inflicted with a Dump.

I just finished making a new Christmas wreath for my front door. Pretty creative, eh?

Diogenes comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Santa Clause's birthday goes on from about Nov 1 till about Jan 15. This 2 1/2 months of insanity drives me nuts. Such unbelievable ugly shit. And, oh I forgot, Santa's brother, Jeezuz-dude. The theist can tell it their way--I'll tell it mine.

Seems he can't be bothered to pay vendors even when the money isn't coming out of his own pocket.

Diogenes comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Who cares if the Trump sheep get the virus? If they are happy after they do everything to get the virus and die; then everybody is happy even the people that are watching the 'circus'. BUT, medical people should not be required to treat these clowns.

50 Shades Kosher

Diogenes comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I have zero interest in any religion- but the only Jewish professionals I know, don't dress up as if they are going to a Halloween party.

"Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.

Diogenes comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Yes, certainly- but the point is, the little black book is a book of jokes, but some people don't get it. If I owned a restaurant, I'd have only JC working in the kitchen- he would wave his magic wand and there would be enough "fish dinners to feed the multitude."

Harry Shearer: 'To say Trump is "beyond satire" is an admission of defeat' [youtu.be]

Diogenes comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Amazing! Is that really not Dump?

Way too familiar

Diogenes comments on Oct 29, 2020:

When did Strategic Services write that about 'Adolf Trump'?

"The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Biden, let out the truth, by mistake, the other night- by saying that gasoline and fracking would eventually have to be phased out. That is unless a person doesn't want to breath, or drink the water. Hydrogen-electric cars would seem to be one of the answers. Yes, it takes a power source to extract hydrogen, and a generating station to supply electricity to charge batteries. Possibly both could be done within the car engine.

The trump Crime Family We've heard all this before... for many years... [youtube.com]

Diogenes comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Wait till Trump comes up for trial- and just two of his answers. "Willy Barr? I was going to fire the SOB. He's just low life scum." " Son-in-law? I don't have a son-in-law. What are you talking about?"

I do worry for the lives and mental health of those who won't be able handle the election results if...

Diogenes comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Be aware; Trump has murdered 220,000 people while doing the non-stop bragging to his dim witted sycophants about his "stable genius"-way of curing the virus. As far as anyone's stress levels, he would murder you without any second thoughts. -------- It is unthinkable that he should get the option of murdering anybody.

I thought maybe I was the only one who noticed.

Diogenes comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Well that must have been the end of that podium, with all that copious gut on it.

We'll need boots on the ground for this operation.

Diogenes comments on Oct 23, 2020:

That twin rotor helicopter reminds me of one that was at work. Because the area was so inacceptable, towers for a new 230 KV line, single pedistal, were brought in by chopper, just before it got to the site, static electricity released the latch. If it had been a few seconds later, over the site, some of us would have been killed

What a horrible debate!! Shame on the Debate Commission and NBC.

Diogenes comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Dump never made a mistake, he never by accident, told the truth about anything. Biden had a few laughs; he should have; he was watching a clown.

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age.

Diogenes comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Yep, I too am reminded about all the nasties of being a geezer.

“Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal.“ - Unknown

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Why be "equal", when 'by positive examples' a person can be better?

Trump mocks Biden for listening to scientists amidst pandemic.

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Dump NEVER misses an opportunity to make a fool of himself.

"He who can be a good son, will be a good father. "

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

But bad parents can make children into bad beings too- BUT the quote is also true.

“I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt.

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Yes.

This is a new one to me. He certainly could have included Islam as well.

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

My old uncle got cancer of the mouth from a pipe--- and that is how smart he was! All religion is a joke.

A month of sundaes

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

"month of sundaes", if "sundaes" was a brand of beer? Sounds good to me!

This is what they thought before the virus!

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

YES! Addressing only part of this; All of it right on the mark: "slaughter billions of animals unnecessarily." and a person also swallows the terror that went into the making of 'meat'.

“The real question of life after death isn’t whether or not it exists, but even if it does what...

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

W.O. Mitchel wrote Have You Seen The Wind. If Nature has provided a second helping, in what form will it be in? A Monarch Butterfly, weighing a few grams, can fly all the way from Canada to Mexico. Might be the best idea to be thoughtful and respect all of Nature.

If it wasm't true, it would be funnier.

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Yeeeesss! Sad- but funny.

Tax laws in China don't have easy loopholes for millionaires

Diogenes comments on Oct 22, 2020:

That word is "billionaire", but it really isn't his; it is stolen money. Dump keeps making a bigger ass of himself by the second. Tonight we will see. Dump has the biggest mouth--- but he has also supplied Biden with more than enough munitions.

Yup, my life nowadays.

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Ya, the fogged up glasses! The 'windshield' wipers need to be on the inside.

“What is truth?

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Yes, and at the same time when the uninformed swallow the media slop- the hidden news IS the news.

It's Sunday Funday again

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Yes, good ones.

Only two months to get over this scary situation...

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

The "scary situation" is going to last a long time with the massive debt.

"Religion has shown itself in the open as the institution whose aim is political power by which to ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

It appears el Duce got that one right. Like Dump though, he couldn't figure out the obvious. When the partisans looked into the back of that truck, all the soldiers had muddy boots, except one. That happens; doesn't matter which side they were on.

"Yet, the other night, Trump said in one of his rallies, 'we've turned the corner,'" Biden said.

Diogenes comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Yes, every time the murder count goes up another 'few thousand' the same 'corner' has been turned again.

My sister just called me from just outside of DC.

Diogenes comments on Oct 18, 2020:

He is a coward- and insane; he has committed many major crimes; he may run.

“Every emancipation is a restoration of the human world and of human relationships to a man ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Wish that was true- may be out of one sewer to the next sewer. Some do not have the power to liberate themselves.

Trump will do just fine after the election

Diogenes comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Revolting!

“Persecution is not an original feature in any religion; but it is always the strongly marked ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Thomas Paine has been my long-time hero. "Not an original feature"; gotta think about that one! Tell that to all the victims of the barbaric crusades.

Yeah only successful one

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

An' ain't that right?

[youtube.com] Cushy Butterfield Ian Campbell Folk Group I learnt this at Durham.

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A fav. Loved it!

“How is religious opposition made impossible? By abolishing religion.“ - Karl Marx

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Shit! Then where do we get our laughs?

I will love to witness the turd and his family/enablers going to jail in 2021! [cnn.com]

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

JAIL? Is that all he gets for murdering 300 thousand people? Ya, the current number is ONLY 218,000--- but the turd will make it 300,000----- or more.

Grab ‘Em by the Ballot— I moved on him like a bitch.

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

My little friend in Utah has already voted.

As a matter of fact...

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

LOL

One of my favorite new songs celebrating Trump's exit. [m.youtube.com]

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

YES! HE IS DEDICATED TO KILLING AS MANY AS HE CAN. Ya, I know I have the caps lock on!

Well, actually ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Dump takes every minute of every day- and part of the night- to prove he is a nut-bar. YES, loved your post!

One of my favorites

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Joyce, must have made a 'mistake'- that was understandable. I believe his wife's name was Nora; she asked him, "Why don't you write something that people understand?" Here I go with "truth" again--- the only thing I got from "Portrait" was a big headache.

Trump is not going crazy!

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

"Gawd-dude, I'm doing my best to make the world hotter"

Trump Rejects - Then Approves Emergency Aid for California Wildfires President Trump first ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Well you are right on when you say, "ALMOST as fast as lies can flow out of Dump;s mouth" That is an industrial-grade manure spreader that 'IT' has attached under its nose- and it hasn't had a malfunction in over 70 years.

Unashamedly NW Lancashire.

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I didn't see Gracie Fields listed here. I think she sang Lancashire Lass. LOL. Great music!

“The solution will be found not on the basis of victory for either, but on the basis of agreement...

Diogenes comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Yes! It took courageous Catholics and courageous Protestants to come up with the tricolour flag- but that is also the downfall- it is a flag based on religion,

Jesus saves but Gretsky scores!

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

How many people on here can do a rhyming couplet out of "redeemer and schemer"?

Jesus saves but Gretsky scores!

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Good one- but religion is supposed to be funny.

This is For the BIrds So, I'm sitting outside a Starbucks in Malibu doing a little writing - ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Musta thought you were a Trump supporter!

As I pulled out on the highway yesterday, a fool with a giant Trump flag on the back of his pickup ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

W'en ya aints got no job becuz of thet thar Chinez virus, ya caint by sinz fer our tru leader, Don Trump.

We've hit the point where you have to basically lobotomize yourself and ignore almost every single ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

That quote hits the mark.

They couldn't have a debate tonight because Chump is a big fucking baby. [npr.org]

Diogenes comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I did not have the stomach to watch the whole 'performance'. Gotta notice Dump's consistency though; not even by accident, did he make a mistake, and tell the truth about anything.

Billboard Warns Iowans That Trump Rally Will Be ‘COVID Superspreader Event [huffpost.com]

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Yes-but- that may bring out more 'slobbering things', with brains that are less cognitive than goose shit.

Does my heart good

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

"Take him"---- hell no- let him carry his own ball and chain!

Chinga tu pelo. You won't find the translation in textbook/classroom Spanish.

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

pardon por fablo; no hablo beono Espanol. Na, didn't look it up, but as anyone can see- a few words- a thousand mistakes.

Literate humor.

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Spectacular- but I had to review the language terminology.

I’ve just posted this in World Music but feel it needs to go here too.

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Yes.

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself appear as stupid as his audience so they believe ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 15, 2020:

That is a most excellent point. In Trump's case "appearance" has nothing to do with it though: what is seen, is what it is.

What would Amy Coney Barret say?

Diogenes comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Amy would same, "If there are already too many kids to feed, bring on some more; make life so downtrodden and miserable, for the living, that it is better to be dead." ------ Actually, I made that up---- but that is what she would actually do. Give that sperm a little more oxygen- it is actually a baby!!!!! Sick shit!!

What would Amy Coney Barret say?

Diogenes comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Last night I watched Aminpour. She had a guest on, a blond woman- her name may have been "Anderson". The 'lies' ---- the sickening lies, so unbelievable. Stem cells, was only part of it. Dump was going to cure the word- I guess that was going to be by having as many super spreaders as possible. I DID turn it off. SICKENING!!!

Pres.

Diogenes comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Look at the expression on the face of the security guy in the very front.

You better believe I would

Diogenes comments on Oct 13, 2020:

At least the potato doesn't spew vile smut night and day.

He's complicit

Diogenes comments on Oct 13, 2020:

He has committed a crime- that isn't news- he is a professional criminal. "Sedition", a noun from Webster's English Dictionary. "Conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state..." Advising the goons to murder "the monster", Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, along with his corona virus murders, should be cause for his immediate arrest.

From the Huffington Post: "In a series of phone calls, President Donald Trump floated a bizarre ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 13, 2020:

The original version of Superman, although made of steel, could fly through the air. The lardy version fly? Would have a hard time getting out of his golf cart seat. When is 'IT' going to come across as Don Quixote (but because he doesn't read, he wouldn't know who that was)? He would be sitting backwards, on his goat, with his weapon of choice, his twitter box, in his tiny hands.

Of all the stupid criminal fucked up things the jackass has done, nominating this wackjob to be a ...

Diogenes comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Yes, the immediate bit will be for her to make sure the election is corrupted. I saw one prediction that by Feb 1 that his murders from the virus could reach near 400,000.00. She will certainly contribute to his massive evil campaign. Roe v Wade will also be down the drain.