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Trying to reach Level 8. I am into 7.8. All the comments, reactions, and pointworthies are ...
t1nick comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Go get um DD
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Thanks!
I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Turkeys have gone extinct. (Having too much fun. I swear I'm done.)
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@KKGator - Shush. It's a secret ... a secret that I posted in four groups, but still...
I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
The in-laws are coming.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@KKGator - I was a Communications major and Psych major, not an English major. Semantics and play are my only tricks!
I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Your job is retail.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@KKGator - Yes it is. I am so proud of myself for coming up with it immediately.
Who is up to the challenge?
DoDapper comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever been flogged.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@SallyInStitches - I had my toy collection stolen (I hope they have fun with it, I suppose.), so I currently have only two floggers, 18" falls, both of roughly the same weight and balance and I think they both have 30 falls... One is a stereotypical sturdy black leather with sharply angled ends. The other is sueded or velveted leather with rounded ends. I love using them together for a middling hits Florentine style on my friends.
Okay, I joined because, well, I'm in my 50s. When did THIS happen?! Before someone responds "On ...
SallyInStitches comments on Nov 14, 2018:
I just hit 55 2 days ago. People 1/2 my age have trouble keeping up with me so I think I'm good....or they are just jacked up.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Happy birthday.
Ahhhchooo!
coralisthree comments on Nov 13, 2018:
i don't get it
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Captnron59 - The figurative Hell... it's a real thing.
Why is it so damned important to post a profile pic on most all of social media, this site included....
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
We're a society of vanity and liars. Doubling downwith good and bad reasons people mostly don't care if profiles lack pictures. If people really want to be hunted for connections.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I know that ***I*** push that limit with my only clear face picture also being under a "posterized" filter.
Sirrah noun, archaic a term of address for a man or boy, often though not necessarily one either ...
brentan comments on Nov 14, 2018:
This word crops up a lot in Shakespeare. It always implies an inferior status in his plays. I must keep an eye out for other meanings.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
It's inferiority and youthfulness statuses coincide. I wonder if Shakespeare had anything to do with coining or popularizing it. He was a fan of his own new words.
Hey I know food science. Some would say I'm an expert. I'm also a great home cook. I can tell you ...
coralisthree comments on Nov 14, 2018:
i can bake!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I can put buns in ovens if that counts as baking. ??
"In just one dance, I'll make your dreams come true." Good morning, hep cats and kittens. ...
EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Good music
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I know I like my taste. ;)
A nation divided.
of-the-mountain comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes! trump and his republican Fascists are playing us wholesale! Hopefully enough of us have woken to this Fascist disease that has become an epidemic that must be eradicated from the country!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@of-the-mountain - Again well put.
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
Hathacat comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Mentioned in every historical romance novel ever made, lol.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes. Shhh. ;)
Ahhhchooo!
coralisthree comments on Nov 13, 2018:
i don't get it
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Captnron59 - I also never heard of it.
Got to protect the lady
LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 14, 2018:
If need be...I'd take a bullet for this amazing woman!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I am not the best on empathy but I likely hugely agree with you.
Got to protect the lady
coralisthree comments on Nov 14, 2018:
yes! i volunteer all my organs to keep her alive, ribs included
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
And I thought man gave a rib for the woman. Bible lied to me. ;)
A nation divided.
of-the-mountain comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes! trump and his republican Fascists are playing us wholesale! Hopefully enough of us have woken to this Fascist disease that has become an epidemic that must be eradicated from the country!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@of-the-mountain - Now that is a better job than I would have done of addressing *one of* the big concerns with President Trump.
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
Remowill comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Good morning. Winter storm watch tonight , though. 4 to 6 inches of snow. I'll be making snow Angel's.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Remowill - Being in Minnesota now, I've found the transition to too too cold happens too quickly for truly satisfying snows. (I grew up in southernmost Southside Chicago, with great real snows.)
Sirrah noun, archaic a term of address for a man or boy, often though not necessarily one either ...
Marionville comments on Nov 14, 2018:
This was unknown to me.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
It's not far off the beaten path but a very out of the way connotation. I enjoy the word both as a respectful form of address to someone younger than I and as a soft and subtle demeaning to someone my age or older.
Sirrah noun, archaic a term of address for a man or boy, often though not necessarily one either ...
LenHazell53 comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Is it possibly a diminutive for of Sire or Squire?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Possibly, but when the etymologies I looked up express uncertainty, I am not claiming to know better.
"We are building a religion, we are building it bigger!..." If you aren't familiar with this song, ...
SukiSue comments on Nov 14, 2018:
This song was chosen to close out the movie "Shallow Hal" with Jack Black. I wouldn't be surprised if he chose it himself.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I easily could see him being in line with the humor and commentary of Cake.
"We are building a religion, we are building it bigger!..." If you aren't familiar with this song, ...
Yanya comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Always liked cake
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Have your Cake and eat it too. But that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Jama765 comments on Nov 14, 2018:
6'. Oh wait..you said penis not dick..???
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Touche! You are clearly a decent human being. (Full flattery takes too much effort.)
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Lukian comments on Nov 14, 2018:
I only have 3" but I know some women that can take that girth!! (joke)
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Ha, I appreciate that you middle grounded and came back into the field with a decent snark.
A nation divided.
of-the-mountain comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes! trump and his republican Fascists are playing us wholesale! Hopefully enough of us have woken to this Fascist disease that has become an epidemic that must be eradicated from the country!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@RonE - Thank you. Honestly, I see no need to most directly try and point flaw, at this moment. While I sit in opposition to Trump, your point is exactly the one I try to enforce on My side of this particular fence. "Hate him", "should die!", "Hitler, he's Hitler Hitler!" are not arguments in any circumstance; they are straw man fallacies at best.
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
brentan comments on Nov 14, 2018:
My Dad used to favour words like that when he was very annoyed. Cur was another one.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Oh yes, "cur" was an old favorite of mine.
Wanting his child to wed the most intelligent of 3 very intelligent princes, a king devises a test....
Xanadutoo comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Black,They would all have to have the same choice to be fair. They where only shown the white to confuse ,the law of average if you see two blacks there should be a greater chance of yours being white .They would all think that probably until reason set in..
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Exactly! Once you recognize fullness involved in the long story involved, they must be faced with the same logical problem. The most direct method to the end.
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
morlll comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Telecaster. I have a 68 Telecaster. Somebody changed the white guard to a blackguard.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Haha. "*mic dropped*".
scurrilous /ˈskərələs/ adjective 1. makes or spreads scandalous claims about someone with ...
orange_girl comments on Nov 14, 2018:
This is a GOOD one! I haven't heard this one in awhile.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
You flatter me very well.
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
bleurowz comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes. Though voluntarily driving into the center of a tornado is kind of stupid.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Yes. My intention initially was a comparison to conservative Christianity.
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Just set my I V up for coffee...Mornin' to all!!!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
True coffee lovers mainline it. ?
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
germangirl90439 comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Good morning!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Danke schön.
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
Remowill comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Good morning. Winter storm watch tonight , though. 4 to 6 inches of snow. I'll be making snow Angel's.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Where are you at? (I'm middle middle Minnesota now.)
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
BufftonBeotch comments on Nov 14, 2018:
There's a donut in there somewhere.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I'll let Homer go to find it.
I am now an Athesit. I renounce my Christianity for Atheism
DoDapper comments on Nov 9, 2018:
Would you say being an Athe*sit* is a position you can really *stand* your ground on?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Johntnix2 - Poking fun, that if you "Athe[]***sit***" you may still "[]***stand***" on your position.
A nation divided.
Freedompath comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Unfortunately, we have a leader that has tapped into the disorganized thinking of the masses and now the LEADER and the MASSES...think THEY are the normal ones...fighting the ‘others,’ who are considered the crazies! Try to redirected that!!!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Freedompath - Excellent point.
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
Charlene comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Love this word..
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I call people this sometimes. Cracks me up, doesn't offend them, I win.
Today Trump is tweeting all his best and kindest lording nationalist is sympathy for California. ...
RiverRick comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Did you see the California Fire Chief's response? It was SO eloquently worded! I could HEAR his middle finger being raised!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Haha, that is beautiful then.
Here is a good song for agnostics (and a rhythm change of pace). Master and Slave, by Cherry ...
Anniemae comments on Nov 14, 2018:
See them many years ago!!! Love!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Consider me jealous.
Here is a good song for agnostics (and a rhythm change of pace). Master and Slave, by Cherry ...
whispers comments on Nov 14, 2018:
They're a lotta fun, thanks!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Aren't they just -
@Arachne -- Hello, and welcome to the group. I enjoyed your bio, but I must say that we part ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
@Arachne - I am on this matter sadly lukewarm. I don't know for once how to react, but I consulted my friend Atlas, and he shrugged.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Arachne - I do, regardless, appreciate your viewpoint and largely agree.
@Arachne -- Hello, and welcome to the group. I enjoyed your bio, but I must say that we part ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
@Arachne - I am on this matter sadly lukewarm. I don't know for once how to react, but I consulted my friend Atlas, and he shrugged.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Arachne - I really only said that so I could work in "Atlas [...] Shrugged".
A nation divided.
Freedompath comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Unfortunately, we have a leader that has tapped into the disorganized thinking of the masses and now the LEADER and the MASSES...think THEY are the normal ones...fighting the ‘others,’ who are considered the crazies! Try to redirected that!!!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Freedompath - That rough rhetoric game was longer than intended.
A nation divided.
Freedompath comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Unfortunately, we have a leader that has tapped into the disorganized thinking of the masses and now the LEADER and the MASSES...think THEY are the normal ones...fighting the ‘others,’ who are considered the crazies! Try to redirected that!!!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Freedompath - I love being Devil's advocate. I have known people who push liberal agendas as poorly as Trump pushes his conservative agenda. If you have heard that no guns would solve most violence problems, look and the knife attack statistics for London. If... never mind. These days I have less interest in my old favorite be-a-bit-of-a-prick Devil's advocate. But while the positions may be right, we still have people with (less publicly) as strong problems on our side as Trump's problem. Now, there is the key, that those people haven't played their hands as strongly as Trump has with his self oneupmanship. But it avails no one in the end if the oppositions of Trump get as rowdy as MAGA. Here, I'm done with this soap box, you can have it. .
A nation divided.
Freedompath comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Unfortunately, we have a leader that has tapped into the disorganized thinking of the masses and now the LEADER and the MASSES...think THEY are the normal ones...fighting the ‘others,’ who are considered the crazies! Try to redirected that!!!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I find that there are lunatics on our side of the fence as well (?? The world has imperfection? what?). As a reassurance, though, I present the electoral college versus the popular vote dammit.
Good morning (night? midday? dusk? O insomnia.), all you lovely people!
WayneDalton comments on Nov 14, 2018:
My life in a picture
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
It's either motivational or religion in a nutshell. Choose your own adventure.
What's the craziest thing you've done to excite sexual attention?
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
A. Canary yellow quilted blazer, or, 2. Beating someone a hundreds person kink event with a self-made flogger made of neckties, or, III. Fireballs - not the drink - actual balls of fire over someone's bare back that I legitimately do as a massage/therapy technique.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Quazi - I was paid $500 to excite someone's bedroom and give her a desired cervix pound.
This is actually avoiding intimacy, but it gave me a chuckle.
JeremyTaylor comments on Nov 14, 2018:
See also: https://youtu.be/baH16TT1tLs
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@MrLizard - Excellent. Glad you're evangelizing. ;) Possibly the most quotable movie I know. My old circles of Christian friends (actually extending to probably 100 people I didn't personally know) did an annual "Beer, Brats, and 'Bride" night. Wherever you were, second Saturday of September.
Who is up to the challenge?
LeighShelton comments on Nov 14, 2018:
stuck my nob in a bacon slicer
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Hahaha, disturbing, yes, but also a well played remark.
Who is up to the challenge?
Nukdookum comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Never have I ever been branded.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Liked because I have a couple mostly intended scarring related to fun with lovers.
Who is up to the challenge?
FlippantLlama comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever had sex in a cemetery.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@thinktwice - Dammit, I am. I have always had a certain appreciation for the people who drive retired hearses. I've got massive stones for pulling off many things, but I don't have that particular set of balls.
Hmm. I wonder about my influences sometimes...
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
That is ..Daphne?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Deveno - I appreciate the way you think.
"In just one dance, I'll make your dreams come true." Good morning, hep cats and kittens. ...
Christiep77 comments on Nov 14, 2018:
I love to dance.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Club dance, partner dance, ballroom dance (ideally in not-ballroom settings), or whatever and wherever and however you do or don't feel like because you're your own independent person? I like the last option; it rolls off the tongue so smoothly.
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Example... Trump?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@Cutiebeauty - Oh goodness (wait, no, badness), is it that time already?
blackguard /ˈblaɡərd/ noun a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or ...
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Example... Trump?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Shh. Don't spoil my cue lines yet. ;)
Today Trump is tweeting all his best and kindest lording nationalist is sympathy for California. ...
MikeInBatonRouge comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Words are inadequate to convey his level of utter douche-baggery
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Bravo.
Who is up to the challenge?
FlippantLlama comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever had sex in a cemetery.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@thinktwice - Vaguely jealous.
Does this outfit make my butt look fat?
FlippantLlama comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Yes! And despite you being blond, I wanna bite it!
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@JeremyTaylor - I'll watch both of you do that. She looks sassy enough that should be fun.
This is actually avoiding intimacy, but it gave me a chuckle.
JeremyTaylor comments on Nov 14, 2018:
See also: https://youtu.be/baH16TT1tLs
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
YES. Other people know this movie. If I were more humane and in person I would seriously consider giving you a distanced appreciative nod .. or whatever people do.
What's the craziest thing you've done to excite sexual attention?
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
A. Canary yellow quilted blazer, or, 2. Beating someone a hundreds person kink event with a self-made flogger made of neckties, or, III. Fireballs - not the drink - actual balls of fire over someone's bare back that I legitimately do as a massage/therapy technique.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Or, ד‬ (the letter Dalet, fourth letter of the Hebrew alphabet). Negotiated a few hundred dollar payment and to be flown 1,500 miles to have sex with someone.
RAPSCALLION. - Noun....a disreputable person, rascal, rogue, scamp, scoundrel, villain, miscreant....
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Now this is like the YouTube phenomenon- one shows a favorite, and everyone watching gets an idea of what the best follow is.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Stay tuned.
Does anyone know any dirty limericks? Can you make one up? 15 points if it makes me giggle! 10 ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Next door, damn, is this girl. Name is Pam. Who noise based, often quite, cum new man. Every cock with both tit, She gets each oh so lit. Then bangs ass, strap-on sass, all she can.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Seriously. I can't stop writing limericks. The first step is admitting I have a problem?
Does anyone know any dirty limericks? Can you make one up? 15 points if it makes me giggle! 10 ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Hell-bound salesmen who worked in Calcutta, Penis' mind that was off, in the gutter. Back they’d go threes to please Rub friend's ball sacks with cheese. And third's nipples they’d rub down with butter.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Writing limericks is addicting. I tried and hot railed meth once. It has nothing on writing dirty limericks.
I woke at 1AM. Good morning?
WarmFluffy comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Good morning! Did anything in particular disturb your sleep? This is an ordinary time for me I travel far and have to start work early.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@WarmFluffy - I have had some of that. I have the interesting fortune of being a medical anomaly in several several ways, and those have not led to any understanding of the cause.
Today has been a bit rough. I think the finality of my dad being gone is starting to hit me. ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I can't empathize with losing your father. I lost my second grandmother a few months ago, though. Loss is an stringent thing. I like the image shared very much. Is that an artist you are familiar with more? Do you know when this work was done?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@DaphneDarling -I appreciate the sentiment. Unfortunately, I have an empathy handicap.. conscientious high-functioning sociopathic. I will make myself a note to later look up Mark Ryden's works.
Who is up to the challenge?
NYTrink comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Cum from oral ?
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@StephenRussell - That's how I feel after my third orgasm in a row waiting for my cock to soften on my multi-orgasmic days.
Who is up to the challenge?
StephenRussell comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Done a fair bit, not watched my wife yet with a black man but that is on the cards. Never had a single date with another lady or couple :( wife has with a couple guys, another I am hoping to do.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
@StephenRussell - That last last bit. I agree absolutely (I don't believe in absolutes.) that the sex after a primary partner has been with someone else is amazing. It's everything people say about "angry sex" without having to have actual anger. Before my bad experience, I used to have rough sex in the car with my "primary" partner every Saturday when I picked her up from her most regular other partner. Sometimes even starting with a rough makeout session knowing she usually sucked him off in the morning right before she left.
Who is up to the challenge?
ElikemSamuel comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Treesome
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
I have also never fucked multiple trees.
Who is up to the challenge?
StephenRussell comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Done a fair bit, not watched my wife yet with a black man but that is on the cards. Never had a single date with another lady or couple :( wife has with a couple guys, another I am hoping to do.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Also, you have my appreciation for being willing to do both. I am working my way back into it. If you have any advice for dealing with selfish feelings - always accepting advice.
Who is up to the challenge?
StephenRussell comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Done a fair bit, not watched my wife yet with a black man but that is on the cards. Never had a single date with another lady or couple :( wife has with a couple guys, another I am hoping to do.
DoDapper replies on Nov 14, 2018:
Thumbs up / Like for having done both, though Anyone can thumbs you up for either.
Who is up to the challenge?
Seeker55 comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I have never done too many things....would not know where to start. I am a deviant in my head, more so than in reality.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Wherever you deviance may lie, I think the best for your potential.
A word of the day for you.
EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Dracula must have been the poster boy for odaxelagnia.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
I'm not sure he ... Counts. (heheh.) ;)
Maybe Trump can help Cali like he helped Puerto Rico?
luvs2laugh comments on Nov 13, 2018:
His rhetoric truly does add fuel to the fire just like those paper towels would incinerate in the fire were he to actually throw them as pictured above
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Agreed.
Who is up to the challenge?
DoDapper comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever been flogged.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@SallyInStitches - No, I have a good sense. I have flogged well over a hundred people. And I do give some degree of blows to myself with any new toy. I can conceptualize. I think sadomasochistic pansexual switches have it best, but it is not the ways my mind leans.
...hey ,Jon here ? trying to broaden my horizon(and inhibitions) Learned alot of Ladies do ...
BBJong comments on Nov 13, 2018:
...watched utube documentaries on human sexuality; and I'm afraid science advancements officially list us all as prudes NOW?
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
What documentaries did you watch?
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Our_existence comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I've been pulling and pulling on that sucker......can't get it over 12 inches......damn.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@Tibert - Does your cock hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you swing it over your shoulder Like a regimental soldier? Does your dick hang low? Does your cock stand high? Does it reach up to the sky? Does it droop when it is cold? Does it stiffen when spells are dry? Can you wave it at your neighbor With an element of flavor? Does your dick stand high? Does your dick flip-flop? Can you use it as a mop? Are there curlies at the bottom? Is it tilted at the top? Can you use it for a swatter? Can you use it as a blotter? Does your cock flip-flop? Does your dick stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down And helicopter the town? Can you shut it down for sure When you hear an awful bore? Does your cock stick out? Does your cock spurt whizz? Is it all filled up with jizz? Do they eat it in the morning Do they eat it in the bath? Do you cream it on a scone, Or do you eat it on its own? Does your dick give snacks?
Who is up to the challenge?
NYTrink comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Cum from oral ?
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
It kind of cracks me up, because a guy who doesn't always cum from sex is something that .. no one sees coming.
Who is up to the challenge?
NYTrink comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Cum from oral ?
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Touche'd. It has been a few years and several partners since I have. It has only happened a few times.
Who is up to the challenge?
MrLizard comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Ohhhhh there's soooo many
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
I know. Isn't it beautiful?
Who is up to the challenge?
FIREmedic comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never gone to a full on orgy.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
What do you consider an 'orgy'?
Who is up to the challenge?
Science-guy comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever.....Participated in an orgy
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
What do you consider an 'orgy'?
I woke at 1AM. Good morning?
RavenCT comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Way too early. Of course I haven't gone to sleep yet so who am I to say anything? Hope you at least get some rest.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@RavenCT - Oy vey.
Who is up to the challenge?
Jama765 comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I feel like a wild child! So many "likes".
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Good for you!
Who is up to the challenge?
FlippantLlama comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever had sex in a cemetery.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@FlippantLlama - Aw. The best laid plans of mice and llamas.
Who is up to the challenge?
FlippantLlama comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Never have I ever had sex in a cemetery.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
That one is on my vague list of to-be-done.
Does anyone know any dirty limericks? Can you make one up? 15 points if it makes me giggle! 10 ...
DoDapper comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Two more. Making it a limerick threesome for you. (Edit: App was freezing up. Fixed funky formatting and deleted duplicate comments.) Fifty-one aliens cum on his face. Volunteering for pain, he's debased. People tentacles lack And don't probe up his crack. Homo sapiens' sex Martians outpace....
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@FlippantLlama - Oh goodness, I have been awake too long to read that much math. I'd say I'll try not to let it go to my head, but it had before you commented back. ?
Truly caring.
TheDoubter comments on Nov 12, 2018:
the right thing to do
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@Katrik - Well if it's especially good, sharing is caring.
Wanting his child to wed the most intelligent of 3 very intelligent princes, a king devises a test....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I say black... But I can't say why... Lol
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
I think your mind is aimed the right direction. Maybe your subconscious needs to learn that sharing is caring.
My neighbor seems to be a bit of a black widow. 3 have passed after being married to her over a ...
davers comments on Nov 13, 2018:
We could start a book to see how long he lasts, might be able to make a few bob here. :)
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@Looking4-Others - Should've used Energizer.
My neighbor seems to be a bit of a black widow. 3 have passed after being married to her over a ...
Charlene comments on Nov 13, 2018:
M.Y.O.B..unless you have evidence directly involving her..m.y.o.b..
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@Charlene - He's the great American plague.
A word of the day for you.
OldGoat43 comments on Nov 13, 2018:
My last GF would go crazy when I nibbled on her naked body. She loved a good spanking too.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Those are my favorite females.
A word of the day for you.
Tomaf comments on Nov 13, 2018:
So Hannibal Lecter was just misunderstood. ;-P
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
He took the immersion course.
A word of the day for you.
davers comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I would imagine it would depend on which part of your body is being bitten and how hard,whether or not it was enjoyable.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@Savage - Understood. I have a tiny piece of broken cartilage on my right ear from two years ago.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Cadelyn comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Is this a PSA or something?
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
More a commentary on culture. A came upon the article just after getting irked by people having unreasonable expectations of a woman. Beating dead horses doesn't bother my conscience.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Wurlitzer comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Ive said it before: I make love like a japanese meal. Small portions but sooooooo many courses ?
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
And that is what connoisseurs can enjoy.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
thinktwice comments on Nov 13, 2018:
You would think by now people, especially men, would just get over it....concentrate on pleasing your partner however you can and forget about the size of anything: penis, boobs, etc. Enjoy each others' bodies...period.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Thank you. That is and should be the point. Well said.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Sticks48 comments on Nov 13, 2018:
All l know is my penis gets me off. I do all l can, with whatever appendage l have, to make my partner happy. That is all I can do.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
@thinktwice - That is, however, a hilarious mental image.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Davekp comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Average shmaverage.. I yam what I yam. :)
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Largely my point. (Pun intended.)
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Morphyon comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Being that I'm short as hell at least the proportions look good for me lol.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Good for you having pride in what you've got.
How big is the average penis? The average erection is 5.16". Settled. Approximately 85% of men ...
Wildflower comments on Nov 13, 2018:
So we're even. The porn industry raises impossible expectations for both men and women. How about we see the beauty and feel the pleasure of real life people.
DoDapper replies on Nov 13, 2018:
Good call. I never caught that corruption bug. I'm quite satisfied with myself and think most female porn stars look starved or silicone.

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