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I am a retired electrician / teacher that now snow birds in Arizona. I have traveled to all 50 states. I was raised in Montana and lived in California, Utah, Indiana and Washington.
I like to go to the horse races, museums, old ghost towns, movies, bar-b-qs and wine and cheese on the patio.
I added a couple of photos to my site. The young Al and the mountain man Al when I belonged to a acting .

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Another mandatory Caturday post
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
She is Queen of her castle. And don't you forget it.
Not Canadian but...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
Maple Leaf, Eh, Hockey Puck Douchebag Donny is a stupid fuck. Go Canada.
Money is the Root of All Evil
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
The love of money is the root of all evil.
Repair Bill
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
A good rule is. If you can't fix it. Fuck it up so no one else can fix it.
Doing Nothing
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
I quit one time. Then I had to start all over.
Makes far more sense.....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
Live long and prosper.
Oh the horror
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
Thumbs down. She is just no fun at all.
Interweb shopping
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
Steal one. Then ask God for forgiveness. You will be money ahead.
Don't Forget Your Flotation Device(s)
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
I'll just hang on to her. Thank you.
That and weed... everyone knows I'ma have some weed
Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:
They would have to drain the lake for me to catch a fish.
Kind of funny
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
They will boost you from "C" to Double "D".
Not sure that's how it works
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Your full of something alright.
Shark Has Skill
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Those flying fish aren't going to have all the fun.
Look into the future
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
And your sex future is looking good.
Well not my mom. I guess it's me, as a mom, lol
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
And who is to question Mom?
Some silly things we say.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Pretty soon Baboon.
Things I Have in Common With a Racoon.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
I'm 7 for 7.
Reading Nook Nay or Yay
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
A nice nook for some nookie.
The Smell of Rain....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Conserve water. Shower with a friend.
She's got two of those...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Twice the fun.
Adult cereals.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
The breakfast menu. When eating at the "Y" Diner
Hold on tight!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Nice handle bars.
What kind of biking is this?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:
That would be a wild ride.
The Last Two
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
I want Kim on my dodge ball team.
Hedehog Went to Far
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
But is hope because there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Shins are Useful
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
They are also great for finding trailer hitch balls.
True! LOL
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
Then there are the honey badgers. Mean little sons of bitches.
Haggling is a lost art form
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
What a bargan.
Another life hack
Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:
Better then being built over the commode.
Autocorrect
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
I'd comment but I have to run.
Wise Advice
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
And don't take a dump out doors with your spurs on.
Baby Hands Donnie
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
He needs to translating Canadian in to English.
The Dark Side of old wisdom sayings
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Who is the one in the middle tRump?
Infinite Space
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
OK I guess.
Makes total sense!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
The lesbians sure through a curve into that formula.
Do you swear?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Hey motherfucker, I'm an sailor, what do you think.
Punctuation can be your friend.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Don't let those cannibals eat the dogs.
Zed's dead, baby
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Must be one of tRumps opioids.
That moment
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Little Joey grew up to be a gynecologist.
And the Winner is...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
When he get to the camp. His name will be standing tall.
Jesus knew dad jokes?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
Jesus meets Bob. One of the Drowning boys. Bob up and down in the water.
Someone's not happy.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
OK! A special order of people shit for you is on it's way.
Cat is Fully Charged!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:
When the eyes turn red, your kitty is fully charged.
Talking about their generation!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
Stand back and watch, Numbnuts.
I love...pancakes!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
What pancakes???????
The stalker song!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
Nu Fukin Chit
How many here support Trump?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
Maybe you tRump lovers can move to Russia with the draft dodging son of a bitch. He is nothing but Putin's puppet and a god damn traitor.
How Not to Hide a Boner
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
Get right up there and introduce your self. A shy guy don't get none.
Definition of a Musician
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
But, it's all about the gig man.
Harassment Prevention
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
You be up. They be down.
I thought of someone special when I saw this!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:
Puppy petting cures all those anxieties.
Shocking Revelation!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Really In Egypt they call me GOD
Ghost Sightings
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Those ghosts have ben getting away with murder.
Distraction....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Yea baby. But I don't care.
Seems Legit!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Next stop HELL---- in a ---- minute
Gotta love them double standards....ugh
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Don't worry your dog still thinks you are the biggest pussy.
How important are you?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
I cunt stand them.
Caturday At Last!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
You deserve a rest.
That should do the trick
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
On the third day he will have an erection.
There's always that one psychopath
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Stuff someone in a wood chipper.
Mr. Bill Posters
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Bill is innocent until proven guilty.
Interviews do suck
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
You are hired.
Say it's peaceful or I'll kill you
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Hallelujah, Praise the LARD I am born again.
Usually good advice
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Really wanted to do a Caturday post or two
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Did you expect him to do it lying down?
He Already Has One
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
You can't even give them away.
For the ladies only
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Sorry I should not have read this. My bad.
I was going to go to bed early but now Oakland is hella noisy. Yay!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
The Golden State Warriors done did it.
This sums it up quite well. The little things and the bigger things that matter. Never been into ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
And then you wonder why no one bothers to talk to you.
How Many of These Do You Remember? How Many Do You Still Own?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
I used to remember all of these things. Until I drank that bottle of Boone's Farm and it wiped out all my brain cells.
Green Bay Packers Co-owner Disagrees with NFL on Free Speech
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Makes me glad to be a Packers fan.
Another Kennedy Cares About Democracy
Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:
Hey Joe What do you know? Vote for Joe, He's ready to go.
Freshly released
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Flying fucks are so hard to give.
On winning
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
You can't take it with you.
Game time.....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Hub cap.
Something doesn't seem right
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Looks like a manikin.
Buy this for your cat meme 4
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Yea and quit looking at my cats *
Geesh, some people can't take a joke!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
There was a story in the news recently about a baptism in Africa where the person being baptized were eaten by an alligator.
Some very desperate walmartians, that's who.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
I always get stopped and asked if I am stealing Kielbasa.
For all those grammar Nazis that just can't contain themselves to correct everyone's shit.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
llet ot teh pslel Zitasi.
Tennis Ball Purchase
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
That's what you get when your password is "Who's a good boy?"
Makes sense to me!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
I wouldn't know about dogs. I talk to cats and they told me I wasn't on drugs.
Guide to different stings
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
That made my sticker peck up.
Does anyone else feel this way? I feel like I've become a shitty citizen. I can no longer stand to...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
I know just how you feel. If it wasn't for the sports page and the funnies I wouldn't even read the morning paper. Every time I open it up I think what did this orange douche bag screw up today. remember to vote, offer people rides to the voting stations, and help the candidates. We will all get through this.
Good times....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
There was a joke on Laugh-In where Dan Rowen is in an Iron lung and Dick Martin asks, "Where did you get the neat Iron Lung?" and Rowen says "From cigarette coupons "
Is there anyone here who isn't "into weed?"
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
I quit smoking cigarettes many years ago. I smoke pot every once and a while but I am a light weight. A lot of my friends smoke and that's OK with me. I am for legalizing marijuana and for medical research.
Rock Bottom
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Dose this tree make my ass look big?
True story
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
That was me when I quit smoking.
History this happened in 1933 today. [m.facebook.com]
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Nine months later on this day there was a baby boom
Dilemmas...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Well you could have waited three days but it nothing to lose your head over.
Parting shots at Paul Ryan....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
This is the answer to the Blazing Saddles question. "Where the white women at?" https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=blazing+saddles+youtube=032D4E462B1F6D28089442412AB46C0F=0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dblazing%2bsaddles%2byoutube%26FORM%3dQSRE2=detail=vwrc=FB25B3EC8B27DEDEBE53FB25B3EC8B27DEDEBE53=WRVORC
I am starting NutriSystem. Any advice?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
I did lose weight on NutriSystem but I found it was hard to get away from their food. You get into a habit of eating just their food and it is expensive compared to regular grocery food. What it dose teach you is to eat smaller portions and less carbs and fats.
Such a Sad Ending
Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Now only "Grasshopper" Kung Fu Cain survives.
Follow Those Tracks
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Maybe one of of his early ancestors from 30,000,000 years ago.
For the Grammar Nazis.....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
FKUC RMPUT
A New Sex Tape !
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
When will it be on Porn Hub?
You can do it!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Where is one of those flying cars they said we would all be driving in the year 2000.
Women's PGA Trophy
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Bill Maher had a trophy like this on show a few weeks ago and told the lady that it didn't matter if it was a fish trophy or a dick, to tell her man that it was the biggest one she had ever seen.
The Dog is a Good Mechanic
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Your right. Now hand me a 9/16 end wrench.
Zappa Wisdom
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Certainly is with this administration.

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