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I am a retired electrical construction / teacher that now snow birds in Arizona. I have traveled to all 50 states. I was raised in Montana and lived in California, Utah, Indiana and Washington.
I like to go to the horse races, museums, old ghost towns, movies, bar-b-queing and wine and cheese.
I added a couple of photos to my site. The young Al and the mountain man Al when I belonged to a acting group.

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Plan ahead.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Big Bar-B-Que at my house. You are all invited.
All Women Want ....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 6, 2018:
What ever works.
Norwegians will toast their friends by raising a glass and exclaiming "skoal". Of course it is. It ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 5, 2018:
And whisky, with a side of lutefisk.
Unfaithful
Eirteacher comments on Jun 5, 2018:
But dear she was such a plain Jane. She meant nothing to me.
I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nog came up
Eirteacher comments on Jun 5, 2018:
My doctor told me I was impotent. So I went out and bought a suit.
An ‘ol salt swaggers into a bar. He has a ship’s wheel stuffed into the front of his ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 5, 2018:
Us old sailors do have our problems.
Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 5, 2018:
Good thing he didn't have to scratch.
Bariatric Surgery? Anyone else have a procedure done? I had a vertical sleeve gastrectomy done 3 ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
I weighted 356 and had Lap Ban surgery, Now I am at 215 and have kept the weight off since 2004.
Well, that's one way to do it.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Not hung yet????? Hell we can se that.
Got some of that weird shit right here
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Come on Robin get your speedo and tights back on.
I agree with the dog on this one....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
It's his trainers fault if starts howling at the outhouse.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
How many people were shot in the back of the head in a theater? Two Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
I k He Does Need a Lid!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
You need all right. A casket lid.
Turkey Has Doubts!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
And Frank went on to be one wild turkey. Sneaking back to the hen house long after the other roosters were in the pot.
Texting Bad Puns!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Ya lighten up beach.
Newest challenge!!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
That is what they use to castrate bulls with.
The Power of Music
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Well strike up the band. And let's get to jamming.
Simon Peter...Shhhhhhhh!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Bait and switch.
Progress at Last!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Everything tastes better with cat hair in it.
Just quit!..
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
When I was teaching high school, the principal sent me and an other instructor to anger management classes. We told them to get fucked and walked out.
Mind of my own
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
You will fit right in here.
Forgot this redneck
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Remind me not to go to Trader Joes.
Game time..
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Brass Viagras for a short dick NRA gun nut.
Jack Sparrow says...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
You must first be a problem solver to solve the unsolvable problems.
Happy Monday?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Now get to work.
White Chicks! lol
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Their Mommas were Valley girls.
She could do worse....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
You have to have 12 inches to be a ruler.
Good Point!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
At Buckingham. They have the Royal Flush
Honestly a couple of my relationships started like this
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Story of my love life.
Too much LMAO
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Now that could become a new diet plan.
Placement is everything
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
For some real adult entertainment.
Dique swoon ?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
I am going to have to post this on Porn Hub.
What a night
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
And your phone isn't charged.
Going for the wood
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Now that's a woody.
Not this guy
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Looks like the little fella has quite a crop in the back yard.
What? Surprised?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Immaculate conception????
. Making a spectacle
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Similar joke: A man goes to a house of ill repute and asked the madam for something different. He is told to go up stairs to see an older lady named Mable. He goes to her room and knocks on the door and she says come in. He asked Mable what her specialty was and was informed she had a glass eye. She popped the glass eye out and the thought Kinky but still had his way with her. After he was done he informed Mable that was the best he ever had and he would be back. Mable said "I'll keep an eye out for you."
Ask a stupid question Karen
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Sounds logical to me.
Just what does everyone think about this dating word? Why couldn't we call and say when can you do ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Trumpanzees go to family reunions.
Good morning!
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
The coffee is HOT this morning.
Where are you from?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Born in Montana, but the winters are too damn cold. So I moved to Arizona, but the summers are too damn hot. So now I am visiting my sister in Utah. Just right temperature wise.
This topic has been covered a few times on here. Hopefully this will help anyone that still has ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Number 4 is so me. The last woman who asked me for a dick-pic, I sent her a picture of tRump.
This morning the list of topics is gone from the right side of my screen on the Browse Topics page....
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
You are getting cross eyed from reading all these eye rolling memes.
It helps them grow
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Mary, Mary Quite contrary. How dose your garden grow? With Silver Bells and Cockle Shells, And one big damn weed.
Know your history
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Now this new information, makes this post is totally accurate.
Uber problems
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Sounds like Momma might be looking for a new Daddy
What kind of fun would that be?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Buy them green and they will last for weeks.
Now THAT makes sense
Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:
I'm going back to bed.
Another serious one about another hero of mine
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Great campaign slogan. Darwin for President 2020
Feck·less adjective lacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible. synonyms: ...
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
The same people who are upset at Samantha Bee are quite on killing school children.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
A couple hours later he passed his sister on the street.
[facebook.com]
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Damn it's short enough already.
What men REALLY want.
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
I think he really want's to skull fuck her.
Water for the First Time
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Then they immediately shrivel up.
Helpful Cat
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
That's why I wake up so refreshed.
Yah, gets confusing
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
The Ambian did it.
Friday Happiness
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Free at last.
Rejected by the Salvation Army
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
They have tons of old books, broken electrical stuff and kitchen stuff. But the clerk lady kept the other box.
Lock Him Up
Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Phony bastard.
Sometimes nothing says more than a woman that wears a good hat
Eirteacher comments on May 30, 2018:
I was trying to figure out how to align the holes in her britches.
Someone's going to jail
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
That means God id a dead beat Dad.
Passwords
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Did you know that you can ware a set of underpants for four days? It's true. Ware them the right the first day. Then on the second day reverse them On the third day turn them inside out. and on the forth day reverse them a second time. On the plus side, they will ware evenly.
You don't have to be a Hippie to relate to this.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
How does the Bellamy Brothers song go? He's an old hippie and he don;t know what to do. Should I hang on to the old. Should he grab on to the new.
Sneaky sneaky
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
That's what I say to the Lot Lizards at the truck stop
Woman knows what she wants.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Nine to 90 or over 90 pounds. I take she is in my range
The Meaning of Life
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Don't forget pooping.
Yeah, lock me up if I ever get this desperate.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Smoke em if you got em.
I think this is representative of most of us on this site.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Darwin will take care of them. And you will be on the right side of life.
I wouldn't put it on a sign if I were you.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Your too pretty to do such a thing.
Women have all the power.
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Out of the mouths of babes.
That's gotta hurt!
Eirteacher comments on May 29, 2018:
Now that cut hurts.
Sneaky sneaky
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Must be her imaginary friend.
Should be called "F_cking" nut because if it gets loose you're f-cked.
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
This is why we should not bust a nut for Jesus.
Time for BBQ and family gatherings
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I want seconds.
Yes or No ???
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Don't forget your rubbers.
.What Would You Do/Say?
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Oh for the love of God. Give him a big hug and welcome him into the family.
Advice from Another Dog
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
The old talking about old tricks.
Spongebob is a perv.
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Bob on this baby.
Rare color photograph of my soul
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I wonder if she snores like my kitty?
Intelligent design
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
The marvels of modern medicine. They changed a black persons hand to a white persons even fingered hands. With the thumbs missing.
Ah nature...
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
So that's how airplanes have babies.
Well dammit!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I agree with the smut publishers. That description doesn't get it for me either.
He looks happy.
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
What a happy guy.
Big Brother's got nuthin' on him!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Big Brother's Eye is watching you.
WTF is wrong with some people.. smh.
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
This dumb bitch is from Soldotna Alaska.
There's an album cover for ya!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I'll bet she can do the umpa umpa.
Couldn't resist this...
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
It really means the rich are pissing on the poor.
Cat maths
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
https://agnostic.com/member/Eirteacher#gallery-1 My cute little babies I concur with the mathematical formula.
I love reading!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
If they aren't having sex by the third page I toss the damn thing.
& my Mom warned me my face could stay this way!!!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I don't talk to trumpanzees,
A very scientific test...
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
Damn! Now I am dumb a gay guy with schizophrenia and epilepsy.
Made you look!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
And the award for Miss Popularity goes to........
It will help you lose weight!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I'll pass on seconds.
Let the fun begin... :P
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
ALCOHOL
Dam jebus... send out a fucking warning next time you do that shit!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
OK!!!!!! Who pulled his finger?
At least I am fucking polite about it.
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
That's just the fucking way us sea biscuit swab jockeys are.
Where we get all our morals!!!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
That's makes Daddy a pimp.
Stronger than dirt!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
I would rather be a Monkey's Uncle that a Dirtbag Daddy.
Just about a given...
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
You just lost the argument.
I know just how he feels!
Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2018:
And they strutted around with no fucks to give for ever after.

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