It will turn bad!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Just like my Valentine date. It spoiled by the 15th.

attention, we are gonna have a quiz.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

There is going to be a test on Friday. No wait lets make it that two days later.

My supervisors this afternoon: River, Gaga, Lego, and Suzie.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sounds like the name of a law firm

Yeah you all wanna be Mable.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Mable I'll trade you some dick for some Hydrocodone.

Yeah, I know

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I'll bet he has a great sense of humor.

Eager beaver's hilarious miscue

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I am way over educated now.

I don't remember field trips like this...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Road trip for the Sex Ed class.

Nene's philosophy is, if no blankie is available, a kitchen towel will serve the purpose.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

One has to adapt. It's a tough old world out here.

Bring cash.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I always wondered what ever happened to Alice.

Good question

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

One swipe up One swipe down Then around and around and around

Clint's birthday

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

You feel lucky CUNT? Well do ya.

What would you do?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Take the family pictures and albums. You know you just can't replace those items.

Nothing bad taste here.. going to the ball !

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Guaranteed to get you thrown out of any Halloween party.

It's been 3.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

She will be back chasing cars in no time.

I met a gay couple who seem made for each other: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

They were Irish.

LMFAO enough said !!!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

After I watched this. I wanted to shoot up some pot. I'm so incorrigible.

Weekend folks.. let's do it in right..

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

He is the cock of the walk.

None one is safe in the entertainment industry...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Casting couch for puppets.

Weed Day, Weed Day! Wonderful, glorious Weed Day!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

My Pot Poem Cocaine is white. My pot is greener. When I think of you I touch my wiener.

Still Friday, still 4/20...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Your Mom is a lot cleaner.

That has to hurt

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That's cold. Maybe that's why it is a bump.

Ol' Blue Eyes

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

What a pretty kitty.

I'm not a believer in astrology of course..... But if this is true about Pisces I'm a convert.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I'm Pisces, Where can I cash in?

Ripley is my hero.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Never leave a cat behind.

So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

With flied lice.

I don't think that would have been my choice...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 21, 2018:

When in doubt. Whip it out.

One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I take the lemon and make lemon aid.

Embarrassed? Or proud?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sure he did.

What footwear do French people wear? Phillipe Phillops. ...I'm sorry I'll be leaving now

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Spanish Humor. Four Mexicans in quick sand. Quarto Cinqo

Arnold and His Flock

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Must be a spring fresh menthol.

In a while crocodile !

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

And the poor baboon is always pretty soon.

severestorms

Eirteacher comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Was it good for you?

Celebrate diversity

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

How do you sleep at night?????

Think outside the box

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

It might be considered group therapy.

Sounds about right.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

He has real anger issues with himself.

Don't try this at home, kids

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

The only to enjoy Top Ramman

Meanwhile, in England, me trying to find these places

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I need a map. Now.

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Fux Noise has been putting words in his mouth for years. Or deleting words. Example: When Obama was runing against John McCain in the 2004 campaine. Obama made a statement that he was going to visit all fifty-three states and territories. The ass holes at Fux deleted the word territories. They then ran a news clip of him stating how stupid he was saying there were fifty-three states.

EVERY body is, if you believe.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Gee-sus is such a lucky guy.

Honest it was a vitamin pill.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

The original woody.

[youtu.be] Hey kids, you wanna get really mad at an old white dude?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

What an ignorant piece os shit. She kicked his dumbass on every point.

An udder disgrace...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

This is udderly mad.

True story: Cerberus, the name of Hades' dog in Greek mythology, is derived from the Greek word ...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I read a book about a dog named Spot and a named cat Puff. Staring Dick, Sally and Jane. See Spot run. See Puff claw the shit out of ever one. The end.

This meme nailed it

Eirteacher comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Reminds me of J.C.'s rock band. Jesus and the Nail Driving Five.

Post Mormons

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I lived in Mormon fucking Utah for many years. I found the best way to get rid of those on a mission to convert me was to tell them that I have lived here for many years and no one has got me yet. I all so told them that if I was going to go nuts on religion I would join the Catholics, or Lutheran, or Baptist or the Methodists. Gets rid of them every time.

Who makes the best French fries?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Many years ago I worked for J.R. Simplot in Caldwell Idaho. We made fries for McDonalds I lived on them and gained about 50 pounds. They are the best.

Yes, Donald, you do.....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That is all this piece of shit has ever had. Never a decent woman, always whores of gold diggers.

Styling it Out

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Did he fall off his bike?

The rapture!!! Wow!!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Should have done this last Easter when it fell on April Fools day.

Fixed News....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

And Hannity is leading the charge.

Excactly... what am I a mind reader?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ask them if you can borrow a few bucks.

The delayed effect strikes again....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

It's called a cheap drunk.

I mean wtf?!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Just when she is skin and bones.

Monty Python in everyday life.....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sounds logical to me.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Herpes in my apple. EEEEW

Give us a sine!!! (This is a joke, remember.)

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The proper mathematical come back is to ask for a co-sine.

Syria explained

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sad but true.

That's right.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Odin promised to get rid of the Ice Monsters. He is the only God to keep his word. Have you seen any Ice Monsters lately?

This is true

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Got to take care of the baby batter,

Sex Education

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Nothing like a little pussy to put a smile on your face.

I can say I've never had that before.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Must be nitroglycerin.

Hannity Says He Totally Forgot Michael Cohen Was His Lawyer When He Criticized F.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Selective amnesia.

Hannity Says He Totally Forgot Michael Cohen Was His Lawyer When He Criticized F.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Water board the punk.

And now the weather from Newcastle

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'll warm them up. :)

You'll need to focus for this one.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Can I give you money?

Now they tell me

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

They are always changing the rules.

Where are Eric and Bill? Anyone else notice those two are pretty quiet?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Maybe they were taken back to the asylum.

Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL... [youtube.com]

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

SNL, never miss the show.

God works in mysterious ways!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Probably my neighbor Jesus he is such a whore dog .

That explains a lot!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

NRA --- NOT REAL AMERICANS

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little ...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's why my Indian name is Windy Buffalo. We were camped down wind from the herd.

Hey Guys, if you love music, will you please follow me and throw a song you are digging this week in...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Just heard this Gieko commercial and brought back memories of Woodstock NY in 1969. Going Up the Country by Canned Heat. https://www.bing.com/search?q=going%20up%20the%20country=EDGSH1=48c5b2cc47af4102bc9db80b1bec8dcf=1

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Eirteacher comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Is it because of all the porn? Asking for a friend.

Hint, it is one of my favorite nicknames for POTUS

Eirteacher comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Donny Douchebag shaves his head.

...if you don't have anything nice to say....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Does that mean you don't like me?

Yeah, that's something!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Faster then a speeding bullet.

....for the less discerning gentleman.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Eight is enough.

Sofa for sale, hardly used, especially for mothers in law...going very cheap...call 0800prickle...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 14, 2018:

What's the point of being such a prick.

Musica de Cuba, Buena Vista Social Club, "Candela" [youtube.com]

Eirteacher comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I enjoyed that. Thank you.

Who says ghosts don't exist??? Proof! [facebook.com]

Eirteacher comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Casper has a bad breath problem.

Those Arms Though.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Come here let me give you a big hug.

Someone needs a sensitivity training class

Eirteacher comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Do you have lock jaw?

Myths on Vacation. Jesus walked out of the frame before I could snap the photo.

Eirteacher comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Bigfoot riding Nessy.

Would you live in a 400 sq ft home, if it meant you could live in an absolutely beautiful place?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I handle things quite well with two cat in a 360 sq ft trailer in an RV park next to a beautiful desert in Arizona.

The Dream Machine!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Is there one for us guys?

So I had my account on another website 'permanately suspended' because I had the audacity to post ...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Trust me they will never bounce you for posting shit like this here. Welcome.

Not new, but I just saw, & almost posted Ham saying that before Noah's flood all animals were ...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Then Moses made them walk back.

What are your thoughts on funerals?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Sorry for your loss. Hope to se you soon.

Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Make America GREEN Again and the Darwin fish with feet. Then my favorite FUCK TRUMP. I get way more thumbs up then middle fingers.

[chewy.com]

Eirteacher comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Check this out cat lovers.

And if that doesn't work... Take it for a ride.

Eirteacher comments on Mar 29, 2018:

No problem I don't go to homeless depot.

Do you accept or reject friend request on Facebook by people you don’t know?

Eirteacher comments on Mar 29, 2018:

90 % of the time I will reject them. If we have a mutial friend I might check with them.

Spanky What does everyone think of trump's new nickname?

Eirteacher comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Kind of a bad light on Little Rascal Spanky McFarland.

I don't fucking believe this guy! Former Sen.

Eirteacher comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I love Davis Hoggs quote he said "Santorum is going to need CPR after the election."

A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond.

Eirteacher comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Good one. that was worth the read.

Say Hello to my little friend(s) ?

Eirteacher comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I love it that you named your cats after Egyptian Deities. The white one looks like a seal point.

There had been a request for photos of handcrafters work areas, semi organized in one area a mess in...

Eirteacher comments on Mar 14, 2018:

A clean work space is the sign of a sick mind.

Am I weird?

Eirteacher comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Wife Beaters got the name from the TV series COPS. ***Bad boy. Bad boy. What ya going to do? What ya going to do when the come for you”? Bad boy*** Seemed like every time they were called for a domestic dispute the perp was wearing this style of under shirt. Thus the nickname “Wife Beater”. I remember one scene where the guy was being “cuffed and stuffed” and he screamed to his wife, “Now bitch you don’t be smoking all my cigarettes”.

Car Problems...

Eirteacher comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Must have run over something sharp.

Have you seen this guy before? [facebook.com]

Eirteacher comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Kurt Rainbow, he is quite a comedian.