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I am a very down to earth boy next door.. I have been described as kind and gentle with a crazy and slightly twisted sense of humor. I'm an outside the box thinker and can be rather unorthodox. I have an insatiable curiosity and love to read-especially history and science-what lead me to be a non-believer. I love to ask questions and then search for the answers and see what I can learn a the way. I also like to ask questions that make the high and holy sweat because I exposed the contradictions. I enjoy a wide variety of music-everything from blues to bluegrass, celtic to classical. I also enjoy yoga, walking, gardening, concerts in the park with an ice cream sundae chaser and local rail trails. I love animals- I have 7 shih tzus (and everybody walks every day), 7 cats (strays) and 3 birds (a macaw and 2 amazons). I exercise daily. I've been a vegetarian for 33 years. I try to lead a simple and healthy lifestyle.

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It's always been hard to find the right woman. Getting involved with the wrong one can be a ball ...
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
And thus was invented holding hands.
The story of Adam , Eve and the apple was misinterpreted.
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
What progress we've made.
Amidst all the negativity on Agnostic.com
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
Oooh... I love it.
Blast of heat.
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
The "I ain't doing that again" look.
That didn't work out.
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
I do yoga-it ain't gonna happen.
Yeah I'll be wearin' those.
EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:
Witty little knitter.
I love being up alone late late at night and just listening to the night noises - the wind in the ...
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
I walk some of my dogs overnight and it can be quite pleasant.
Sure, why not!?
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Wash your glasses and yourself at the same time
What to do...
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Maybe a bigger therapy dog???
Sounds like me...
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
The really fat person off the bus first.
Happy Sinday...
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
And he looks happy too....
Happy kitty
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Give it a bit of time and you won't care.
Beach wear!
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Nice.
Watch out for side effects.
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
The fine print will get you every time.
Fishing saved me πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Nice play with words.
kind of nails it on the head.
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Is he talking about catholic clergy?
Shut your whore mouth
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
And he rode her like a horse.
And be kind while you're at it.
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
A wise man.
Florida man is back
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
He crazy
Last seen fleeing Florida...
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
I would talk to the DMV about that one.
What do you think?
EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Captain Obvious to the rescue.
Biggest thieves on the planet
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
These guys haven't talked with Washington D.C. lately, have they???
I'm this old...
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
I think I still have some someplace.
I can hear it right now.
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
From the noise the plastic makes, the noise I make, or the chainsaw I finally use out of crazed desperation because I NEED MY CAKE!!!
Pow! To the moon!
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
So that's why the show went off the air.
Keef's daughters!
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
Obviously they got their looks from mom.
Looks like some good catnip!
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
Hey man-you want some really good stuff? I know somebody who can help...
Somebody's in trouble!
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
Somebody's in trouble or has one hell of a sense of humor.
"An elder is wise, not because they are always right, because they have more experiences of being ...
EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:
We learn from our mistakes. What we do with that knowledge is wisdom.
Early on ...
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
We learn more from our failures....
What? It was all a lie?!?
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
A whole lotta people need to read this over and over and over.
dogs vs cats
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
Yep, that's my cats and dogs.
Justice is conscience, not a personal conscience but the conscience of the whole of ...
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
Then some members of humanity who didn't get the memo.
Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, ...
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
Very true.
Fun at the museum.
EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:
Instead of a coat check room they should have a phone check room.
They designed this fabric for what???????
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
They should put this in the jungle where the pandas live, maybe they'll get the hint.
Didn't see that coming!
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
A loving and merciful god? Sounds like hate to me.
If you feel lonely....
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
Now you're lonely and paranoid.
I wouldn't be me if i didn't post a cat meme. :) Meow.
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
Then the event can wait.
I really like these little cartoons. Simple, yet relatable.
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
Indeed. A different look at routine day to day things.
Politics has slain its thousands,but religion has slain its tens of thousands. Sean O'Casey ...
EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:
Millions, religion has killed millions.
Lab tested
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Beats the hell out of xanax.
Font importance.
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
They are funny.
Who's up for a Puzzle Full of Dicks??
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Won't need the thesaurus for this one.
if you're overly sensitive, please ignore
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Evolution to the rescue.
Who's laughing now?
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Good luck with that.
I laughed a little too hard at this
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Absolute gems.
Sounds just like him...
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Did he forget hes lower dentures?
You know the one...
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Fondle me Elmo?
Fill 'er up!
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
I'm sure she could get lots of guys to do that rather than use a gasoline pump. That pic is just perfect timing.
Interesting combo...wonder what's going on?
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Shotgun wedding when they won't let you buy a shotgun?
I can't decide...
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Barter system?
if not knots, then what?
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
I might still have the poster with rope this came from. The fire company I belonged to, we had to tie these in total darkness.
And it worked better.
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Ooooooh boy does that go back.
It's a sign!
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
No news is good news.
Too many air freshener trees, or nah?
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
It's like driving in a pine forest. Maybe they should clean the inside.
Pavlov's cat.
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Mine just stand there and meow loudly.
Medicinal indeed
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
What toppings are they using??
"Do you pray?" "Frequently I prey on the insecurities of others mostly"
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
That's how religion works, take advantage of peoples fears.
Each of them is very confident to end up in heaven and all the others in hell.
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
And they're all thinking only my god is the true god.
O Possum Where Art Thou?
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Are we all screaming for ice cream?
Whole or bust! What is it hiding?.....
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
It's water.
Savvy.....
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Drumming up business.
You are very welcomeπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Looks like she wasn't wearing anything because that bikini is empty.
Sound advice
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Get a young nurse. She'll understand stroke, heart attack, etc and know what to do.
It really works!
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Whatever you need to do to keep the peace (and quiet)
🀣🀣🀣$$$$🀣🀣🀣
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
I'd be afraid that I'd hit a nest of ground bees and get stung someplace "uncomfortable".
I think BF makes a good point, even if it is a bit dated, it still holds true...
EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Some people are working very hard.
Have you ever been forced to attend an event like a party or wedding while you didn't tend to?
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I go long enough to show the flag then get the hell out of Dodge. I once left a bachelor party in less than 10 minutes. Didn't even wait for the introductions- I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm a vegetarian and I'm gone.
Don't be critical
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I must work with this guys wife.
'tis true, 'tis true
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
We're easy to love, we're just used to doing everything ourselves.
There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling ...
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
He was an educator -he pulled up while the jim crow south tried to push him down.
Home of the brave?
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Valid point.
There is always one
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
He wasn't the guy who was bent over holding his chest was he?
Tic-tac-toe anyone? 🀣
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
You should pace yourself better.
If a priest ever shows up next to my deathbed to give me the last rites, I'll tell him "Sir, you ...
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I'd yell out "Please don't rape me anymore, I want to die in peace." That should send him packing.
Today, somewhere in the Rockies, west of Kalispell, MT.
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Really nice panorama views.
Pass the crackers
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian???
Uncle Julio is a risk taker & a glutton for punishment.
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
He's not related to the guy in the previous post is he?
Nair the hair.
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Who left the cage open?
No, don't leave. I like chipotle.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
A novel way to make new friends.
Uh oh........
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I think you pissed off the wrong person.
That's different.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
And that's attached to the bench too. How refreshing.
You know what time it is.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Try and set that to music.
Day 5 ... 🐢
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Ya ain't getting too much shopping done with that cart load.
Well dammit!
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I like to joke at work that I'm so boring my inflatable blonde left me. :(
Everything was fine ...
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
That's why I say if you don't like pets, don't bother me.
Wish tech support was that easy.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
That is really good. Love the concept.
He has something to say about that.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Somebody's not a happy camper.
Bullseye...
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
He's the cherry on a melted ice cream sundae.
Han and Luke.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
They had a good career just on those movies plus where it got them in hollywood.
Who's working tonight?
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
When's Carlos going on vacation??
"Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that ...
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Good point.
And the Pope is Catholic...
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Did he use the charmin?
Intermission??
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
You have to specify what kind of nudes.
Call IT. We have a cuteness conflict.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
You mean I can trade in my dogs and cats and just get one of these?
This is a thing!
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I wanna use the real one before I flush.
Apparently.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Building bulldozer henge? That's one operator with soiled underwear.
That's not good.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
The greatest advance in medicine-eat right and get off your ass.
....or any owner of an iPhone.
EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:
This is true.