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celtic classic 2019

I am a very down to earth boy next door.. I have been described as kind and gentle with a crazy and slightly twisted sense of humor. I'm an outside the box thinker and can be rather unorthodox. I have an insatiable curiosity and love to read-especially history and science-what lead me to be a non-believer. I love to ask questions and then search for the answers and see what I can learn a the way. I also like to ask questions that make the high and holy sweat because I exposed the contradictions. I enjoy a wide variety of music-everything from blues to bluegrass, celtic to classical. I also enjoy yoga, walking, gardening, concerts in the park with an ice cream sundae chaser and local rail trails. I love animals- I have 7 shih tzus (and everybody walks every day), 7 cats (strays) and 3 birds (a macaw and 2 amazons). I exercise daily. I've been a vegetarian for 33 years. I try to lead a simple and healthy lifestyle.

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Getting laid tonight for sure.
EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:
That's what I tell people at work after a busy night.
Yup lap dog
EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:
That's why we are hanging TV's high up on the wall now days.
Yeah they have
EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:
The immigrants are scared of being deported so they work hard, keep their noses clean and their heads low. The staff know that if he doesn't win-nobody will notice, and if he wins they get a presidential pardon. They can't lose.
Wisconsin strip club.
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
I thought that stuff was banned in Wisconsin.
I could actually hear him saying this.....
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
They swallowed it 3 years ago-where has he been?
The worst is yet to come!
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
The true colors are indeed coming out.
Have you ever noticed that during interviews of trump supporters when pinned down for a specific ...
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Because they can't believe the great economy actually started 10 years ago under pres Obama. Trump has brought the world economy to its knees with his trade policies. Manufacturing is down worldwide-including here.
Use extreme caution!!!!!
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Dodge the potholes and the sinkholes and hit the assholes.
See you and raise you...
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Things that go boom in the night.
There are no words
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Working to the very end.
That turned dark.
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
He has a propeller on his beanie, he'll be ok.
Valentines meal ??
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
If that's the best you can do for a valentines meal, it's gonna be a short date.
Better grab the bull by the horns
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Better hope he dosen't just kick straight back...
Try planting this
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
It also keeps you from painting the window, and it really could use a coat or two.
Nothin like a good probeing
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
The earth is defended.
Oh the drive of fishing
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Be careful backing your boat into the water, cardboard has a tendency to fall apart when it gets wet.
Old seatbelt laws
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Some ideas should never leave the drawing board.
Can I get a Motherfucker?
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Just as soon as the other team scores.
Yup figures
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Rednecks and hillbillies
Snow is pretty deep up here in Canada but I am forcing 250 tulips and irises because that's just how...
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
I've dealt with a few mid and late spring snow storms, so I'm with her.
They are probably Trump supporters.
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Rednecks at a walmart parking lot.
more goodies
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
If they're the artificial american slices-they taste better with the plastic still on.
Wait till she sees the picture!
EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:
I don't think it would be a good idea to let her know that picture exists.
I adopted a little abandoned cockapoo a couple months ago.
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
Good on you.
Many of you may know that my eyesight is quite poor.
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
Or close either.
In his dreams
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
He is a walking parody of himself. All we have to do is provide the dialog.
Finally Brexit!
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
Probably not far from the truth.
Yup works for me
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
That or too much fiber.
Good morning
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
The nice thing about being bald-no bed hair.
Upon further review, the Incompetence call stands...
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
Things don't always follow the script you wrote.
Yup happened
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
I scrubbed rugs for 6+hours, did 2 loads of laundry, and ate 1/2 of an apple spice cake, so it wasn't a total loss.
Would if he could
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
He wants to erase Pres Obamas name from the history books, so I wouldn't doubt it.
Dear Lord...
EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:
I think he's a little confused.
Those with tiny pups will understand this story.
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Oh yes.
What do you guys like to do for fun? i just watch youtube all day lol and sleep.
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Single homeowner with a small army of dogs, cats and birds. When I'm not working, I'm cleaning or doing yard work-what is spare time?
Kermit can sympathize
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Except at the box office....
You would think so
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Or the trans-they know a few things about over the top make up.
For once the truth
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Should we start calling him sgt. Schultz?
Naughty piggie
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
That's a good one
Definitely believe that
EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:
Except for Mitt Romney-he sits there with his finger held high.
That will confuse him
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
Hell; Trump has trouble finding the US on a map.
Very good idea
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
You're gonna need a bigger garbage can.
How many would do this
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
He should have spread it around and told the cops he as with the landscaping company.
Just reporting
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
Hell-that's every day
Oh oh wrong phrase
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
It pays to think before you speak.
So like him
EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:
That's why he bought the Miss Universe pageant-to him it's a meat market.
Found some cartoons.
EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:
Between christmas and new years eating-half this country would sleep a few months. I wouldn't mind sleeping through winter myself.
Good speller
EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:
When they would say the pledge to open the impeachment hearings each day-that was the word that went through my head.
Dogs are awesome
EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:
I have dogs, cats, and birds and they all think I'm awesome. Then again they also know who feeds them.
It makes things hard right 🤔.
EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:
Maybe mom's the problem?
Explains A LOT of SHT...
EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:
People take photo's of their food before they eat it, so I guess this is kind of the next logical step.
Yup just imagine
EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:
Hell, he gave it to them on a silver...no....gold, trump likes gold...platter.
Faith in humanity?
EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:
That is a reeeeally small volcano.
I just love all these "armchair generals"!
EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:
Way too true...
Hell, he'd get my vote!
EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:
And he can count without using his fingers.
That's for sure!
EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:
Just don't scratch his head-it could get ugly....
And she should know, right?
EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:
That's not what he says-and all the sluts told him so....
Trump Tells Americans Use Mops and Buckets to Combat Rising Seas Donald Trump launched into a ...
EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:
Don't build a wall around New York, just around his buildings. Also useful in keeping out the illegal immigrant mexican housekeepers that he doesen't know work for him.
Hard to travel in "Moses" times, specially in the desert!
EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:
Hard to believe they traveled the desert for 40 years and didn't leave so much as a footprint.
Cute sign
EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:
Cute. There was a toyota pick up in my area years ago that the owner painted over the "to" and "ta" so the tail gate said "yo".
Oops what happened
EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:
It pays to get some back-round information.
How country are you?
EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:
That's got redneck written all over it.
"What is it the Bible teaches us?
EricJones comments on Jan 12, 2020:
He was a man before his time. He lived with his eyes open and openly questioned everything without fear.
Me want cookies!
EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2019:
The store as all out of cookies because everyone was buying them for santa.
Chillin before the big day
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
No drinking and driving-I don't want the wrong present.
Would this make Lisa Moan a little? 😂
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
She looks good for her age.
Oops expected that
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Yea, me too.
You too lol
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
That's why I don't bother any more-except for my pets.
Merry Crispsmas
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Sour cream and chive?
What a wind bag..
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
How can he not understand wind? He's full of it. His mouth could run a small wind farm.
Good question
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Either he's very honest or has one hell of a twisted sense of humor.
More memes off of Facebook
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
I'm not praying for trump-I'm praying for Melania because she's married to that piece of poop.
This was 5 years ago but that cutie is my daughter.
EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Don't blink or turn around because she'll be grown up and gone that quick.
Learned his lesson
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
That's why I don't bother with holiday lights anymore-I lost 4 strings of lights two years ago within 10 hours. I plugged the lights in ( they were on a 3 foot tree) went to work and came home-tree over and lights stripped off and all over the house.
Not all cats are so easily fooled....
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I've had one of my cats chasing the sun reflecting off my watch face already.
Maybe god did Mary after all.
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
As god said to Mary-it can't happen the first time.
Confuscius say....
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
That goes for anybody...
Every house has one
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
If he said that to me-I'd kill him. Take the cold, windy, snowy weather and shove it.
Yup that cat
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
The patch is over the wrong eye in the bottom pic. That or he's channeling Igor from Young Frankenstein (with the hump moving from side to side).
Griswold tree
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
He'd be able to see better if he drove that thing backwards.
When Japan has a sale.
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
With the right person it's really good, so they're not really wrong.
Billboard in california
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I would say "no shit" but that juuust wouldn't fit here.
Tell the evangelicals that
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Is this referring to somebody in Washington?
That is lazy
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
It does save on the electric bill though.
Yup could be a problem
EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:
It's the thought that counts.
Makes sense
EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:
And that slight acrid odor of burnt rubber.
"eaven has the better climate, but hell has the better company." Ben Wade
EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:
Sinners are much more fun.
Catholic Church investigating nuns who returned pregnant after Africa trip
EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:
Priests love nailing nuns because they don't have VD and will get church paid for abortions. Happens all the time in 3rd world countries.
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ...
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Mary Magdalene was said to be a hooker, so who knows- maybe the madam was a christian with a business that's always in demand. Ya never know.
The cat vs trump
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
As I recall, trump swore (in front of a handfull of people) that he would to the best of his ability (that's his escape clause because he's mentally disabled) preserve (not pervert) protect and defend the constitution (not his bank account) of the United States, so help me god. Which proves there is no god because any god worth his salt would have wiped this motherf--- off the face of the earth a long time ago. So the score is cat-1, trump-0
I'd pay money to know what the story is!
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
That story must be a real winner.
This is Beo ( let's see if anyone gets his name.
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Digging way back to ancient mythology.
Have a laugh..
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Is he just beating around the bush?
Can you get it
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Where's the "Acme" catalog?
Him: - “what’s a cute girl like you doing sitting all alone?
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
If she wants to be that alone-she must know it's gonna be a whopper.
This might work at walmart
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
I want to go around putting "dry paint" signs on anything painted, so I know the feeling.
Just some pointers
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Looks like short future
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
And you're gonna have a great tan...
Makes sense to me. :P
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
1/7th of the worlds population lives in China, so the odds are- he does.
His fleece was white as snow....
EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Must have been fun getting that to come out.