Day 37.....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Interesting. I wonder what happens if you pop them with a lit match?

"Just a stab in the dark" said O.J.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

He should know...

I laughed hard....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

The truth hurts.

Of course in the meantime they're making it worse by continuing to go to church.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Let them all go to church, get sick, some die, and the rest of us healthy people can thank the people who did the real work.

A the the airport : How this guys love their boss!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I wonder if he flew first class or economy.

A Texas restroom?...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

These rolls are defended.

Worst apocalypse ever!

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

The apocalypse you can't see. But don't worry, when the warm weather hits it will just disappear. It'll be a miracle, it'll just disappear overnight-nothing to worry about.

[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

That's my workload the last 3 weeks.

[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

She's right-when you're working 6 days a week they all kind of run together.

Some drink

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

The super bowl was two months ago.

Sure seems that way

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Even they couldn't dream up something as bad as how this was handled by the white (orange?) house.

That would work

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Is it tools optional?

Love the eyes...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Dachshunds with erections can't climb steps.

My son showing how viciously intimidating our foster Aosi can be.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

"One wrong move and I'll pin your butt to the sofa and block the TV"

No other way to put it

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

That's not China-that's trump giving it to the rest of us.

Guys this is how to dress for social distancing — should be called physical distancing.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I ain't walking on the other side of the street for this one-I'm gettin the hell outta town.

They are taking the Corona Virus very seriously in Israel!

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

So the truth finally comes out-fried for having a few friends over to ease the munchies.

It's getting serious...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

There's gonna be a line around the block on reopening night.

Oops not right

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'll just take care of business myself thank you very much.

Satan would like to remind you

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

This should give the jesus freaks something to chew on....

Comment "Found it." when you see the VW beetle car. (Something to do to kill time... 🙄😂)

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Got it.

Nuns on a bike ride...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

There's gonna be a long, narrow ditch carved in those cobblestones.

Jebus sanitizer

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

And he's the guy up front leading the service.

Honest Truth

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I wore sweat pants and a jacket.

Makes some sense

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I've been eating my cooking for years-not always great but hasn't killed me yet either.

Some people are really letting themselves go during the isolation.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

We learned to walk upright for this?

Yikes ! Just no

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Kinda glad I missed that party.

Something to be glad about

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Burger King- here I come.

Corona Edition

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

There's only about 100 or so rolls there-that's an amateur. When the room is packed solid and you can't see the floor and walls-now you're hoarding.

Somebody has to do it

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Everybody should give up something for lent.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Shouldn't that be trump behind that mask? Although white would clash with his orange tint.

6 feet back....

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Some people just don't get what 6 feet means.

Oops that hurt

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just wait till the 'roids kick in.

A dating suggestion

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

While there's still toilet paper and shelf stable items. Ps; Be at my house before 6am next Tuesday.

Did you know?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

This one will be short term and way too late.

Well, it certainly seemed like a good use of all that extra time!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Not one of my dogs, they'll do 20 walks and want more.

Notes on adapting:

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That's cute.

Oh oh trouble

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Before you know it the evil witch will be giving snow white poisoned toilet paper.

Jesus on a dinossur ?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

T rex should've eaten the fraud and saved us all a lot of trouble.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I think we found out what the "extra" means.

Good camouflage.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That must be some good camouflage.

She's the one.Today.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Simple but effective teat.

Half the time,it screws up something.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Those reminders are annoying as hell.

Brutal,but funny.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Easter island is missing somebody.

sadly - pretty close to the truth LOL

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yea-how did they get so old...

two fer

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I vote #2.

Yeah, why not.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Wait till he grows up.

I'd watch that movie.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

He who gets the lock off gets the prize. I'd cut the belt-I doubt it's hardened steel.

Yep.......

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I went to Walmart tuesday morning for the corona senior citizen shopping hour (6-7 am). was great-only about 150 people shopping. For once I'm glad I'm old (I'm only 60 but it got me in.)

Absolutely!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Us and our toilet paper.

Place you can go this weekend [placestovisitthisweekend.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I'm going to......work.

Ready to head out!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just throw an oxygen tank on the back with a hose to the head and nobody will think twice.

I was getting ready but....

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The apocalypse- what happened while you were making other plans.

Rule of law must be maintained

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just give him a cut and he'll let you go.

Really? Is that a lion?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That furry feller doesn't look like he's buying it.

Good for bill

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Even captain obvious is saying stay home. That speaks volumes.

No kidding

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Really....

Michelangelo's Creation: God, Adam ...in corona times!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Don't know about that-nowhere in the bible does it say god created the virus.

One problem on top of another.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yes-when this is over the hand Dr's are gonna be busy.

Damn you Corona

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

She needs the goggles. You have to protect the eyes.

He makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

This should be a PSA on tv.

In this stressful times...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

GOOD. Let them put up with her bullshit.

A cunning linguist

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Now that's talent.

Karma baby

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I want to watch that show.

The truth

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Hard to say if he's laughing or crying, but he's thinking "Jesus christ get this asshole away from the microphone."

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

The little ones get the gunk out of the drain that you just can't get with the toilet brush, but the big ones clog the pipes and are murder to get out.

Religious cat

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

That is cute

Looks familiar

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I know the feeling.

Makes no sense

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Microwave burned out last year, so the gunk is only 11 months old.

Not my cereal

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Starting before breakfast? Gives a whole new meaning to starting the day with a bang.

Trump is worried about the economy

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Somebody give him a fiddle-he looks like Nero.

Imagine that

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I spray 70% alcohol-it burns the eyes and any open wounds for a moment but after that it's fine. And there's no residue so they can't trace it to you.

Where's Waldo? ... (Corona-version)

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Somebody threw together a whole book of these. It's hysterical.

Good point

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

They're just outside to make sure you stay inside or at least 6 feet apart.

Just warning everyone in advance

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

With a little imagination, it's amazing what can be used around the house to workout with.

Good question

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It's how much he'll spend to buy silence and how much (of our tax dollars) he'll spend to buy the election.

Only if you are

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I would if I could, but I'm a little busy right now. Give me 5 or 10 minutes.

Just received. WTF?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It took 5 days? Hell, I did it in 3 1/2.

Not appropriate

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

You might end up in the wheelbarrow with the neighbors crying out "he's dead, he's dead".

Taking beach cleanups seriously.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I think the filter is gonna clog a lot.

Ahmed's dilemma

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Must be nice.

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I enjoy what I do but I have a handful of bad covid-19's in my hospital and they are making me really earn my pay.

😷 How has the covid 19 virus affected your sex life?

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I don't have a social or sex life so nothing's really changed.

NO!!!! PLEASE! NOOOOOO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Tell them we're in quarantine and they'll have to come back when it's over.

For wreckless consideration.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I love the fuel filler door.

A handfull of the good stuff

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Is the second sign pointing to the first sign? Because otherwise that's kinda left.

Not dressed apropriate for isolation

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I don't think she's shopping for food to ease the boredom of isolation.

No Bra During Quarantine! Women on Twitter Express Happiness with Funny Memes and Jokes During ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Why not-if you're gonna be cooped up you might as well be comfy.

He needed a break

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Just go straight to tinder and save yourself the time.

He knew what he was talking about.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

He was a true professional at it.

Oh, this terrorists!

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Amazing how knowledge and facts that disprove superstition and myths can create such fear.

The earth is a hot Anime girl. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Is that mother earth?

(working) hard at home

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Internet porn must be over capacity.

Times are tough. Let's go easy on beans.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Ya take whatever's left and make the best of it.

Oops missed it

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Really? Nobody told me.

Cute kitties

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Looks like my house except mine are multicolored.

Different than reality

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

You have to work with what you've got.

Self quarantine is hard as it is....

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Brain in gutter syndrome.

Want to overdo self quarantining? Lol

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Well, that kills about half an hour-now what?

I had to ...

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I understand crabs like toes....