We have reached consensus.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

You'll get no argument from me.

Awwww. They didn’t get any “likes”.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

If nobody "liked" them then take a hint....

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the ...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All it teaches you is how to obey and put your hard earned money into the collection plate.

I disagree with the meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But it's what makes fathers day possible.

How country are you?

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

That's got redneck written all over it.

Yup sure you are

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

As long as it's 70% alcohol.

I can relate.

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

As long as you don't suffer from nightmares, he's got a good point.

Even Pluto?! :)

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Just kind of wave at Pluto I guess.

Oh oh trouble

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

It all went to the cruse ship that as yet can't dock for two more weeks.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city....George Burns.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Does make it easier.

Who will have the honor of wearing this batch in a few months?...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Print it on tee shirts.

And the air force has apparently sighted one incoming!

EricJones comments on May 29, 2019:

Kids are kids no matter where they come from.

100% juice, no seeds...

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Great phrase, love the humor.

For week old buns?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

It's hard to hear and breathe with week old buns stuffed in your ears and nostrils.

I should have just been patient.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Yea!!!!

Yup typical lol

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Mine know the sound of the cabinet door where I keep the peanut butter.

I've lost my appetite.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

That's not the roadkill cafe is it?

With Friends Like These...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That is amazing

He said she said

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Sometimes any furry thing will do.

The devil's music?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Different perspective and just might be right. But I think it's all in the clothes-you just don't wear a suit to a metal concert.

Grins.......

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Who is photobombing who?

Some of my favorite comedy is when they stick it to religion.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Amazing how a religion that professes to love everybody is the biggest excuse for hatred.

Looks like short future

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

And you're gonna have a great tan...

Doggy is upset

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why I keep the lid down.

Oops granny is going for a tumble

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

At least it will be easy to lift a cheek when she has to fart.

Sitting at work on this labor day, the plant is closed, no one around, having naughty thoughts.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Lucky you. I work in a hospital pharmacy and my lunch break lasted all of 3 minutes. The only time I had for naughty thoughts was when I wanted to tell a Dr what to do with himself (he was having a very off day and I was just tired).

Would pay to see this

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Religious people have no sense of humor.

Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I remember one of those from an advanced first aid class. They over greased the "baby" and it shot across the room.

Ahmed's dilemma

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Must be nice.

Savvy.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Drumming up business.

Bloomberg's first ad post drop out is a must watch ton of dumping on Trump fun!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Dumping on trump is like shooting fish in a barrel. The minute he opens his mouth he shoots off himself in the foot. He's his own worst nightmare.

It can be tough facing crowds

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Somehow, I just don't see the resemblance.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Just dump it into the compost heap and use it to grow vegetables.

VERY happy dog

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Was he sniffing some special brownies?

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

I'm getting a snow plow and have her follow me home.

Poor fly depressed

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2019:

A teeny tinny prozac and everything will be better.

That's a big one alright.

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

That's gonna need one big ass washer when it gets dirty.

Is there a spray for them?

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Just don't shower and wear the same clothes for a few days.

Sigh, if only.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

He has to define naughty. There's evil naughty (washington dc) and oooh yessss naughty. Ya don't want the wrong one.

Rough morning at the beach

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Beats 24 deg. and windy.

There is a new fashion

EricJones comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Odd looking tan lines.

Oh. Well then...

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

That's as bad as bubba's spit cup in the break room.

You never know how far you'll go until you get there. Passion can really extend limits.

EricJones comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I wonder how many convents have this stuck to the wall? We know all about the priests and little boys- but what about the nuns?

I make sure to eat outside to avoid this

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

That's why my washer and dryer are in the basement-I wouldn't make it down the steps and still be vertical.

It's all about perspective,...

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Where's the both button???

Oh oh no

EricJones comments on Apr 19, 2020:

They won't have any problems with social distancing-nobody will want to be within 100 yards of them.

"As I looked at the stains on the coral, I recalled some of the eloquent phrases of politicians and ...

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

Very few politicians have worn a uniform and been shot at by someone else who wants to kill them. That makes it easier for them to say lets go to war and then praise the dead afterwards. Ask the mothers and families of those dead and you'll get a very different response. Let the politicians carry a gun and man the front lines and watch the tone change.

Xavier said it

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Go for it dude.

Finish the sentence...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

We can't say that because we've never had a woman lead this country, at least so far.

So this guy said, “have you tried the doggie position,” I sad, “no but I’ll try anything ...

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

That's cute.

Happy good friday

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2023:

He's an idiot-I'd tell her 3 hours. I'm not giving her a chance to get away

Three for you!

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

For the third car they could have taken the hood off a mack truck and plunked it on

Okay, okay... Here's an INTERMISSION for the guys. Remember when?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Oh hell yes.

Hard to pronounce

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2019:

I usually manage to dredge up a viking zombie or two.

Being single

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2018:

It has it's ups and downs. There are some things that are ok to do by yourself, but other things you just don't want to do alone.

But seriously, what is it?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

That might explain the look on his face.

Love this?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Everybody needs a plan, although I'd like to know what goes on in Larry's house to get these kind of ideas.

real cheesy

EricJones comments on Jan 15, 2019:

sharp cheddar please.

An honest meme.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Small but mighty.

The camel toe.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Looks like he picked the wrong day to skip during anatomy class.

You have to admire his ability to stick to it.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I think Charlie doesen't really care much about defense.

I won't even try to explain this, but it is photography!

EricJones comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Soap bubble? If it is it's a good shot.

Did you know...

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Smart kitten, and cute too.

reindeer-boobs ! Yes please!! [menshealth.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I prefer whipped cream over tinsel.

Alcohol and Fats👍😊

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Makes sense to me.

Something like that.

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

If you don't fold it you won't be able to see the TV.

Ok, this is totally wrong

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

Sometimes you have to be a bit more specific

White trash and recycling ... (WTF? There's something wrong with some people. LOLOL) 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Down south the landfills are segregated-one section has a sign that says "white trash only".

Do you think it is true?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wasn't happy when he won in 2016, so I would guess by now she's had enough of his womanizing, lies . I wonder if she's been checked for std's lately

College students scare easy.

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

That little stinker has a twisted sense of humor.

To the point.

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

That's gonna take a big set of pliers.

I recently went to a religious a event with a family member at Easter time.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Because they're not normally intelligent people, they're unthinking, unquestioning, stupid people.

Just reporting

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Hell-that's every day

"The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are ...

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

trump doesn't have to do that, he truely is that stupid.

That don’t impress me much. 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

These are good.

I don't think that's going to work.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

The gas comes out from that end.

Barely Tuesday!!!!! 😵😵😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

But what if your creative goal IS to have orgasms alone in your room?

How I learn

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Do as I say and we'll sort it out later.

That’s one thing that got me thinking. They can’t all be right so how do we know who is?

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Almost all religions can be traced back to a common origin- controlling the masses with a small group of people, using some kind of all powerful, unseen, (and fake) divine being. Everything we have today was derived from these early controlling (and fake) religions.

Be reasonable yo!

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

From the looks of the background it's not going to matter much anyway.

Never mind Jesus' resurrection. You are never too old for Easter eggs. 😁

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

Easter monday is a great day-all the chocolate is half price.

In the game of hide and seek, we have a winner.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

And the military thinks they know something about camouflage?

He has something to say about that.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Somebody's not a happy camper.

Thinking of an adventure vacation?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

"Coffee with extra foam and a banana nut muffin order up for climber #7"

Cold Hard Courage

EricJones comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Play time. Just hope somebody scooped the park before the snow fell.

40% chance of cloud puke tonight.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

100% chance-I have towels and bed sheets hanging on the clothes line.

Don't get behind me, Satan!

EricJones comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I'm more worried about a priest being behind me.

Honest I only ate .... nevermind I ate it all 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

If that kid is that cranked-I have a bunch of kittens that'll give her a run for her money.

“Consideration for others is the basis of a good life, a good society”…………Confucius.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

The Japanese took that to heart.

Sorry for posting such a bad joke. I just couldn't help myself.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Cote play on words.

😂😂😂This is so true!

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2022:

That's why my ass never went anywhere near a management job.

I actually do this.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Left a bachelor party after- at best- 15 minutes, didn't even bother to say goodbye.

Looks like me

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I don't go quite that far.

😁😁😁on my way.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I'm sitting in front of my computer typing comments to silly pictures. How hard is it to find me?

Remember to share - intentionally or unintentionally

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It's just me and my critters, so I make little plates for everyone.

I have a cabbage question.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Should work.

Beautiful and fit Asian girl: "Where did the ball go?"

EricJones comments on Apr 26, 2019:

I'll help her look for it.

History buffs will understand

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

He did have some anger issues, but the church was happy he stopped the northward spread of Islam.

When you guys want indulge in a bath..

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Is that a blast for the bath?