Yep, not interested!

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2024:

She might feel better if she stopped dating alpha males.

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2024:

mom closes her eyes and the count down to the the loudest, most shrill shreeks you have ever heard has begun.

Okay, it isn’t Trump, but damnit it is hilarious!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Poor turtle's probably hiding in his shell out of shame.

Exactly right

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I'm not going to talk if I don't need to.

What a load of bullshit I say, what's her's is her's and what's mine is mine.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who the hell made that sign, Phyllis Schlafly?? She did the work-she gets the pay and probably at 70 to 80% of her male co-workers.

Quoits......

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

That's not how I remember playing quoits

This has been helpful advice in the past. 😀

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Practicing what he's preaching

Is it too obvious?

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Interesting concept.

There are about 10 billion Ben Franklin's in circulation.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

The tooth fairy will be stone cold sober for a while...

There are two seasons in Canada.Winter and construction.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Looks like the roads around here, you bounce from hole to hole. Besides with enough patching material the road gets repaved every few years

I went to the Doctor again yesterday and asked for a prostrate examination, she said, “NO, you do ...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

I'll play doctor with her.....

Big mistake😱😅

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Mad magazine-home of some of the biggest crazies to ever put pen to paper. How I miss them.

More often than not

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

What about politicians wearing diapers?

All aboard!

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Elmos mom is a very busy girl...

Spanky could not contain himself

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

I'm with him

It's that time of year for the daisy speedo dukes

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

If it's a speedo, it's an interesting pattern; but don't leave the pool area.

I love a stroll in the woods...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Are you using a shovel for a walking stick?

My downfall... cake.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Cake is fuel to work out harder.

Y'all I am in a mood 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

The first and third are good ones, second is a real pisser, and a few ideas for number 4-Bolton, McConnell, Huckabee-Sanders, just for starters

Laughing through the tragedy, because there is no god to pray to.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Lame excuse for "I don't care"

If you’re a sexual deviant I figured the language wouldn’t offend...but really cute meme!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

That's a good one. Hopefully his nickname "stumpy" only applies to his arms.

It is astonishing the lengths to which a person, or a people, will go in order to avoid a truthful ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

How true.

Gonna take some more time...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

With her I'll never be done.

I might listen to his pitch.

EricJones comments on May 20, 2019:

Good old Vlad the impaler, nice guy-just a bit of a sore loser.

Keep calm - it's true 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

I know the feeling, that's why I gave up.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

I wonder if she's related to "Rip" van winkle.

Church signs

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

Do these people ever proof-read???? Or are they just that sexually repressed.

little suzie

EricJones comments on May 31, 2019:

Religion and sex ed at the same time.

Know a couple like this?

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2019:

And they said it wouldn't last...Actually my ex girlfriend was like that-wanted everything done for her and everything given to her. That's why she's my ex.

And the Pope is Catholic...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Did he use the charmin?

Have you ever been forced to attend an event like a party or wedding while you didn't tend to?

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I go long enough to show the flag then get the hell out of Dodge. I once left a bachelor party in less than 10 minutes. Didn't even wait for the introductions- I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm a vegetarian and I'm gone.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

No news is good news.

Sounds just like him...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Did he forget hes lower dentures?

Hate Tickemaster.

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

There are extra charges for printing, delivery, handling, the ticket, me breathing, etc.

Life is short, wanna play?

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Nah,everybody just points and laughs, especially the women

Prayers are cheap.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Religion-preventing humans from advancing for thousands of years and counting.

Sigh. Swoon.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Why does the guy in yellow have his hand in the other guys pocket?

pig parker

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Mean little kid...

Some light reading for the evening.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It's called having a job that takes up all your play time.

Alternate theory of Superman’s origin story.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased, sometimes it gets exiled.

Perhaps it should be in Politics

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Trump and his war hawk cronies ( bolton etc.) want war, Iran's only pushing back. They didn't react the way trump wanted them to when he pulled out of the treaty. Trump is trying to start a war so when we win he can brag about it as commander in chief.

What I wish would happen to every pedant ...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

High intelligence doesn't always mean high common sense.

It's gonna blow..

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I don't want to be in that neighbor hood when she lets fly...

Gotta give him some credit.. he got part of it right.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Maybe it's flavored?

Trump refuses to apologize to Central Park Five after their criminal convictions were vacated

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Because he thinks he's always right-even when proven by overwhelming evidence that he's wrong-he's just that full of himself. Besides they are black, and he's not exactly fond of anybody that's not a white christian.

Read the whole set of instructions. Someone has a very creative mind.

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Somebody was having a good time that day. I just went to their web site and it's a real gas. They look like a fun bunch.

My worst is a lot to handle but my best is a lot of fun.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

She's so right. You spend more time with bed hair, no makeup, sweats around the house, etc, than with all dressed up and on best behavior to go out.

Truth! 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

One of the eternals speaketh.

Well, it is pretty hot.

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

If it's too hot-maybe they're already in hell. And shouldn't that sign say " sin bad-little boys good"?

New breed ?

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Cute face and can till the garden and flower beds too. Will shred confidential papers, and keep out intruders as well. Need a hole dug in the yard to plant something?-no problem.

And Mother Nature scores for a win!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Why didn't that happen 2000 years ago and save mankind a lot of grief.

Question: When having sex, are you quiet or loud?

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Happy.

Oops didnt expect that

EricJones comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Weather she really is or not doesn't matter-it's making him think you are that gives you time to get away.

You know that is some funny shit right there 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I'm amazed the fans didn't bring rotten fruits and vegetables and have target practice.

Sounds like she is having a good time

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Maybe she has a lisp-ya never know.

Proud grandpa

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I like that one.

Maybe not yet, but.....

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:

The only crime you can't be prosecuted for if you're successful.

Pikachu knows

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Don't do drug-bad for health. Masturbate-good for health.

Are you laughing?😂🤣

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:

How many of todays kids will look at that and say blu-ray or what is that thing. But older people will get it.

Say what now?

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:

She should have lined the fuel tank with that rubber...

The good old days

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

The current dummy can't spell his own name right

And it's not even a particularly good story.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

And we're still paying the price to this day.

What a wind bag..

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

How can he not understand wind? He's full of it. His mouth could run a small wind farm.

Me want cookies!

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2019:

The store as all out of cookies because everyone was buying them for santa.

Oh oh wrong phrase

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

It pays to think before you speak.

Yup figures

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Rednecks and hillbillies

That turned dark.

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

He has a propeller on his beanie, he'll be ok.

Have you ever noticed that during interviews of trump supporters when pinned down for a specific ...

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Because they can't believe the great economy actually started 10 years ago under pres Obama. Trump has brought the world economy to its knees with his trade policies. Manufacturing is down worldwide-including here.

Yup lap dog

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

That's why we are hanging TV's high up on the wall now days.

This made me giggle

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

She'd probably throw up on that paper.

Some people! LMAO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

The older you get the more you appreciate vanilla. It's not easy trying to stop the emergency room staff from laughing their asses off when you try and explain how you broke your arm or your hip or whatever.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Be honest with yourself and be happy.

Best way to stay safe

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I'd need both hands to hold the lead pipe.

Don’t look too hard!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The color may change but the body is still there.

Alternative transport ?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

She'll have more after she's done beating him with the broom.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Works for me.

TONIGHT'S DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES We have pathetic choices for president this term but please excuse...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Bernie has everybody talking and looking at ways of moving this country forward.

VW bug look out

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Who dreamt that up because it is way cool.

Yup sure lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A woman of many talents, mostly useless talents, but many talents nonetheless. I wonder if she can boil water?

More from Morons...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Take the loot and run. Leave those two morons on the island. That's two less we have to put up with.

despite the passing of millenia, history seems to be repeating itself

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

On the taxpayers dime too. And he made money because the security detail stayed in his hotel.

President Bubble Boy 'He's definitely melting down over this': Trump worries that journalists ...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Proof positive he's at least partly paranoid.

This brought me a little giggle..very funny whoever made it

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

They're not keeping it for themselves-they're selling it on the black market and making a fortune.

[politicalwire.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Blowing the system up and not having any kind of plan to rebuild is no way to do things. He has never backed up his words with any kind of plan other than "trust me".

This hits pretty close.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

This strikes home to anybody that's in the "closet" about something-sexuality or something else that they need to get out in the open. That's why we must be open minded and accept people as they are.

Is it any wonder...? [cstroop.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Maybe that's their ultimate goal....

Hi, welcome to another Wednesday.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Building bridges to the community sure beats a body count.

Not necessarily in that order.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Too true. Hopefully in a few years I'll be able to walk out with my finger held high.

Groan.......

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Starting this kid out early with the bad jokes

Be careful of cliches...

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

Sounds like my job.

Would you just look at the handle on that one...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

I wonder where they put the handle on the ladies room-high up or down low?

Why do we moan during sex? [psychologytoday.com]

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

Because if we started screaming, we'd make our partner deaf and the whole neighborhood would know what was going on.

Now that's destitution

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

Cute.play on words.

Paint 101..

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

Thats cute.

Plans for tomorrow.

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

I used to, then I blew 2 discs in my lower back-no more running.

need a refund !

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Like when it rains all day on your day off...

That shit is on for good.

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

I'll take my chances, thank you.

Embracing my fluffiness....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Pooh had too much pecan pie and eggnog over the holidays-just like me.

My math skills are in the toilet!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

My math is great and this gives me a headache. So to make it easy, I just steal it out of the mens room.:)

From the late, great Sir Terry....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Having a car is good evidence that keys exist