Not so stupid after all?

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2024:

I remember one time a guy used a lifeline on the last question to call his father to tell him that he (the son) was about to become a millionaire and then nailed the last question.

@Parryhotter is an old member in need of help to recover his levels, I will be out of pocket and ...

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2024:

Beaker!!!!

Happy Fourth of July, no these are not related

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I have a few kitties on my porch now who look like that one.They were romping in the back yard and a storm hit and began to rain and they got caught in it.

Had to take a couple of mental health days but feeling better!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I'd stay away from the tylenol hard seltzer. Between the tylenol and the alcohol, your liver is gonna be toast. I should go to the kitty rave, maybe some of mine are there.

Not much to ask

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2024:

Do they make any that will hold that much weight????

Saving a buck or two on encryption software.

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2024:

These are really good.

The survey said...

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2024:

Any sub that's less than 6 inches is just a short baguette with mayo oozing out the end.

It all depends on how you pose your model...

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2024:

I'm cleaning out my late girlfriends house and I threw out one of those organs. Had I known about that book I would have kept the organ and entertained her neighborhood.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his first official act since the Supreme Court granted him ...

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2024:

Wouldn't that be a kick in the balls for the court. Setting the table for trump and the republicans for a conservative dictatorship and having a democrat beat them to the punch.

BREAKING: Hunter Biden hits Fox News with a massive lawsuit for breaking New York's revenge porn law...

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2024:

Hope he buries them so deep they're never heard from again.

Drat foiled again...

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2024:

My cats try to do that too but then they find out I'm vegetarian.

Or at least more than a fucking politician....

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2024:

I used to say at work-many pro athletes make more in a game than I made in a year, and if they got hurt and came to my hospital I had to make sure that their iv solutions were correct everytime.

Food on the table

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2024:

At least we know she knows how to "cook".

That's what I thought one time

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2024:

With more and more people eating healthy these days, it just might be possible.

That look on his face.

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2024:

That damn bear is getting more action than me.

I aim to please..

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2024:

If it fits the theme of the room, that's not a bad idea

I can't un see this...

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Tape measures sure have come a long way since I first picked one up.

🤔yeah ok 😂🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2024:

That dummy isn't helping elevate the dumb blond image out of the gutter.

Anyone bored?

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2024:

I wanna connect with the dots.

Did you watch it?

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2024:

There has to be more than five.

I think he should go to hydraulics anonymous

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2024:

He needs a bumper sticker that says that and his rear bumper looks big enough for it.

Remember to save some for the bigger celebration!

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2024:

Hopefully trump will join bannon and they can both get the wall they wanted and find out what it really feels like to be behind a wall that keeps you from freedom

What he should be wearing!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2024:

And everybody came down on Anita Hill like a ton of bricks for what she had to say about him.

What's in the box?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2024:

Pandora's box-what all the greek gods want to open for themselves

That goes to the non believers too. They are not your friend.

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2024:

How about they just settle for maybe and call it even?

Always read the small print.

EricJones comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Always question when the prices seem too good to be true.

Historical fact...

EricJones comments on Jun 24, 2024:

And by the next day he had a full voice mail box for insurance, political bs, new siding, new windows, a new roof, and a Nigerian princess wanting his bank account number so she could deposit his lottery winnings.

Newly married

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2024:

I don't think that's going to help increase the resale value of that house.

Look how he mixes the reds with the blacks for spice! And that guy is a bird flu carrier if I ever ...

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2024:

That's one good thing about sex after 50 something-putting std's aside-nobody's getting pregnant.

Yea for sure!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Sounds more like where I used to work.

Well, she WAS under oath to tell the whole truth.

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2024:

If all those exotic meats taste like chicken-just how do you know it's not chicken and the staff is pulling a fast one by telling you that it's some exotic food.

When a quest sounds fishy. 😆

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Just admit it-the rent's overdue and you ain't got the green.

Dog has spoken....

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Republicans want the 10 commandments put in schools, courtrooms and anywhere else they can think of. And yet the party leader that they worship like a god has destroyed probably half of them.

Hey, it worked for us boomers.

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2024:

That's not a gen x shelter, it's a baby boomer shelter.

This guy shared his date experience. 🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2024:

He spent so much time worrying about his thumb, I wonder if he ever got a second date.

Some memes just write themselves because anyone with a couple of functional neurons between their ...

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2024:

One more little tidbit, Sect. Clinton won the popular vote by roughly 3 million votes, she lost because of the electoral collage.

Follow me for more tips…

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

I would like to put this guy and Dr. Spock in a room together and let them have it out.

Yea i know what the bee's mean!

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Honey is, when you get down to it, bee barf. So I don't think either one has a leg to stand on.

Don't really care about the likes, but do like showing off my little ass.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Cute little bugger, but I don't think that's the kind of ass they had in mind.

Good call.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Cheapest ride home they'll ever get.

A good question.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Just put a cross on the drag building and hang a sign that says "drag queens for jesus" and everything will be fine.

Hell yeah let's trade Republicans for whores!.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Another good reason to keep trump out of the white house-he'll want to sample them make sure they are who they say they are.

Todays' News

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

One thing she did wrong- the under shirt should be straight across, not a plunging " V" neck. Cute though.

He used to have good pick up lines

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2024:

I guess that's one way of getting yourself killed.

A gun for every ass - MAGA style

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

It should be pointed inward if he wants to blow his brains out

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

I'm with her, but I'd be happy to sit in a coffee shop all day and debate it with her.

Somehow I’m just not hungry anymore…

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

I'd steer away from the po-po platter.

Happy Monday Evening!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

The dick boxing sounds like the nutcracker-painful.

I am attracted to this religion

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Now that's a good religion.

Just amazing

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

They banned the book how to complete a highway project.

Personalized golf ball.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2024:

If you can find it that means the shot wasn't that bad. If it was gone for good then that was a really bad shot.

And this is the behavior that followers of Abrahamic religions have emulated for centuries.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

Those idiot conservatives want to ban books? Why don't they start with the bible because everything they find offensive is in the bible.

I can see the connection 🤣😂😅

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

That doesn't look like the clown car from the circus. Ya think he would at least try the hatchback. I wonder if he's ever heard of a tape measure.

I had to read The Gulag Archipelago in high school…maybe should read again.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

And many morons still believe those lies.

Still true…

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

As long as there are conservatives and/or religion that will always apply.

I miss that part too!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

I worked in a hospital-anybody that knew that wouldn't come near me for 2 years.

There is no trouble with living alone.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

I eat a lot of salads in a 12" burrito wrap. All I have to wash is a knife.

Brrr! Happy father's day, dads!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

Instead of hurricane season shouldn't that be thunderstorm/ tornado season? I love the "Gene" pool.

What a farce - the Swiss based peace conference that failed to invite one of the offended parties.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2024:

Putin refused the invitation, as did china. The countries that refused to sigh the declaration are big trading partners with russia and china and told not to sign. rt.om is a russian government propaganda service.

Juan Mechan, please send him to jail.

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Burton couldn't dream up something that bad. And ol' donnie boy looks just like his mom-right down to the comb-over.

It can happen!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2024:

With his paranoid delusional revenge driven tiny little brain, I wouldn't put it past him to nuke New York City just to get even with the people involved with his felony conviction. And this time he's going to surround himself with a bunch of white racist yes-men who won't be the voices of reason to try and talk him out of it.

Is it possible?

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Just wait for the cauliflower ear.

DA: Anything to add, Chuckles? Chuckles, pulling out bulb horn: HONK HONK

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2024:

So I see trumps delivering the 6:00 news now.

WTF..........

EricJones comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage-but in this case we'll make an exception.

Go figure...

EricJones comments on Jun 12, 2024:

They really need to make their serving sizes bigger.

I'm done for the day happy reading. Use these well.

EricJones comments on Jun 12, 2024:

The 30% still supporting trump don't know how to read.

Go get'em girl

EricJones comments on Jun 12, 2024:

If somebody kills trump do they become pope????

I messed that up...

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Huston, we have a problem.

Who says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? 🍎🙂

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2024:

This must be from 2020. Vote for Biden to get this toxic administration out of office?

who the hell wrote this book.....

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Don't ever point this out to christians, it makes their head explode. If ya'll think trump tells some real winners, you should hear the convoluted and absurd stories christians make up to explain this one.

Why do you all have ED then, fine wine my ass!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I love the tricked out walker, but how do you sit to enjoy the cookout? The seat is now the grill unless you like toasted buns. If 60 is the new 40, then I'm still in my prime.

Can’t wait for them to fall!

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2024:

That second one is wrong-he doesn't have a heart.

It’s the two minutes that gets me…

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2024:

That's one damn fast exam. That's not enough time to try "kiss it and make it better".

So, what do you think about my new clock?

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Some days I don't even go that far. Get up, do all the chores and don't worry about it.

Portrait of a hatemonger.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

There was an interview on npr last week with one of the behind the scenes people from the apprentice and it was really bad. trump treated women and blacks as scum and called them every vile name he could. He would fire them just because of their gender or skin color and it was all cut out to keep the show on the air.

I like these two…

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Do they ever apply to what's going on in world politics the last few years.

No battles, just bottles.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

I love the hole foods store. Somebody has no idea how to write a headline and the proofreader is no better. Corporatecare is the main reason I retired from hospital pharmacy and health care in general.

The rule is simple. Please follow.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

That can really give you bad yelp reviews.

Nematodes are helpful too.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

If I can find a nematode solution to a problem, I go for it. Been doing it for years. Happy to see them become more popular over the use of chemical sprays.

Trump introduction by Grand Rapids GQP chairman.... [twitter.com]

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Did he miss anything? I think he left out glutton. That's quite the laundry list. That should be a political ad on tv, like 10 times a day.

That's a fact!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

And people will tell their bartender more things than they'll their doctor.

This "king" of Queens ain't nobody in Manhattan 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 8, 2024:

But they let him keep the tie. Although given his fat ass (and fat head) it's gonna be hard for anything to withstand that much weight without breaking.

Guess who gets to piss in a cup when he visits his BLACK probation officer?

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Now would be a good time to put a poppy seed roll in his daily diet. One for breakfast, a few more poppy seed hamburger rolls with his dinner burgers.

The breakup ended badly…

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Well, at least we know he's not jewish.

Translation…

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2024:

I think a rough translation is americans are fat.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Hi, that's me.

I have an update patriots

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2024:

That's right, I forgot they think the earth is flat.

There was a frantic call recently

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2024:

I wouldn't want to bet she's had herself sewn shut or has chronic headaches.

Is that acceptable to you? Judge Merchan is thinking.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2024:

The game would be how far would he go if you hit him at the speed limit? Awards for- Longest flight time, most bounces and total distance.

All it’s good for…

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2024:

In many older buildings in Europe-especially public ones- that's what you have-a hole in the floor and you better have good aim. Most have been replaced with modern toilets, but there are still a few here and there.

'Just let me staple the vicar!' British comedian Peter Kay ▪︎ Misheard Lyrics 🤣🤣🤣 ...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

That was great.

Anyone heard any news about him lately?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Bigfoots time has passed. We're too worried about zombies now.

North Korea is changing...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

I just heard on the news their executions are scheduled for tomorrow.

You can tell early on... experts say

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

The recruiters are getting to them really early these days.

Very important

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

That's one use I never thought of. I wonder if they're going to use it again to aid in delivery.

I am not going to explain this one

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

I think Jim likes squats

My hero... Lol

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Now she knows how us guys feel.

Are these people wailing and showing signs of derangement outside a New York courthouse displaying a...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

My call is fanatical cult worship (like catholics at easter) and mental disorder. If these idiots would read a balanced newspaper, balanced news coverage (radio or tv- don't matter), and just think about what he is saying and then fact check him-it just might open their eyes to the fraud and danger to this country and world that he is.

The new Monopoly game seems fun…

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Don't give him any ideas, he'll try to sell that game to line his pockets with. It's not beneath him to do it.

Zero sorrow, unless he doesn’t get jail time!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

He doesn't need a taxi-he needs a forklift.