Yep... exactly

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

How well I know, eat standing up, lack of breaks, yup.

Today only!

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Wonder if Martin had a good one?

Who's who, now? LOL

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Good resemblance.

Hop hop pass.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Where's my chocolate?

What am I doing?

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Oh hell yes, and I walked around the house twice doing it.

New item at McDonalds being served.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I wonder what's between the buns?

The plural form of pepperoni is also pepperoni.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Somebody got gypped on the toppings.

Local gang

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Everybody needs friends.

Let me get my glasses.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

If you don't want them stared at, don't wear tight clothing and don't put a billboard on them.

They are so gullible.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Is that considered still life?

Sad but true.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It's always darkest before things go totally black.

Lol.......

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Cake with lots of icing-yum.

Stupid but still made me laugh!

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Nice one.

Church introverts praise lord...

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

A true introvert wouldn't go to church anyway-too many people and you have to be social.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up...

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Are geritol and depends sponsors?

President Bubble Boy 'He's definitely melting down over this': Trump worries that journalists ...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Proof positive he's at least partly paranoid.

One of these is a parody account. Who sounds more Presidential?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The left is real because it's all about him.

despite the passing of millenia, history seems to be repeating itself

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

On the taxpayers dime too. And he made money because the security detail stayed in his hotel.

Chinese humor to be admired, says US comedian

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Hysterically funny.

Determined lady

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The bingo gene is a very powerful force. Right up there with the urge to procreate.

Yikes scary

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

These days ya never know what's gonna happen. Sometimes you need a small weapons locker just to walk the streets.

More from Morons...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Take the loot and run. Leave those two morons on the island. That's two less we have to put up with.

Oops scary

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Looks like the trains in India.

So stupid it hurts

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just add milk.

Yup sure lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A woman of many talents, mostly useless talents, but many talents nonetheless. I wonder if she can boil water?

Oops wrong one

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Some people need to have "it" spelled out for them. And I bet that dog is like "OK, you put me in a garbage bin and now you're taking my picture. What are you doing to me?"

Yes you are

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

In my house it is.

This has been floating around for some time...funny and worth a look!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

He big boy

VW bug look out

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Who dreamt that up because it is way cool.

Honest I only ate .... nevermind I ate it all 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

If that kid is that cranked-I have a bunch of kittens that'll give her a run for her money.

Even a virus has standards

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Tell him to go and cough on trump.

TONIGHT'S DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES We have pathetic choices for president this term but please excuse...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Bernie has everybody talking and looking at ways of moving this country forward.

Generations.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Every generation goes through their growth phases.

Clothing matters.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Nice one.

The romance of a wedding

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Share your lives-share your germs.

Good idea

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Always be yourself and be free.

Pay attention

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just tell everybody all the store had left were the heave duty leather models and everything will be fine.

The difference is glaring

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Stupid vs smart, exclusion vs inclusion, raging mental disease vs normal mentality.

Par for the course

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Goes to prove that viruses are smarter than the high levels of government.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Works for me.

Second opinion is highly recommended🤢

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Talking to his own kind again?

2020 buick lineup

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

You notice that picture was taken from the side and not from behind.

Delivery driver

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

One smart ass to another.

New hair doo

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Ask and you shall receive.

Training gone bad

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

At least it was good exercise.

The life of monkeys

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I always wondered where that phrase came from.

Investments

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

That's a bit of a hole.

Oops wrong use

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Extra points if you hit them.

Ouch hurts to look at

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just hanging out at the 'ol bird feeder.

Nope wrong response

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Given the divorce rate in this country, he's probably right.

Facts of life

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Busted.

Alternative transport ?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

She'll have more after she's done beating him with the broom.

You will never look at a duck the same again.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Do they quack for a treat?

Great satire

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

At least he wasn't worried that the press was going to try to give him leprosy while they were on the plane.

Every son from basic training

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Boot camp can be very educational.

Didnt know they got high

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Looks like a mushroom cap.

OH NO !!! ...not on my NEW COUCH !!!

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Doesn't look like they made it to the semen part yet-he still has his pants on.

Lmao at it again

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Worst part is he thinks the crown is real.

That will teach them

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Hellava sales pitch. A future Godfather in the making?

Oops wrong question

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

It pays to keep up with the latest fashion trends.

Yup accurate lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

That's why they don't have singles shoppers night at walmart.

Must be a very strange story there

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A very strange story indeed and I don't think I want to hear it.

I am visiting that McDonalds

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Even plastic statues have needs.

That would work but not my style

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just make sure the points are sticking out.

Yup would help

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Well, the brakes work good.

Nursing staff

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

That'll be a cold day in hell. 41 years in a hospital and I have yet to see fully staffed happen. Nursing or otherwise.

He fits right in

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

He'll fit like a glove.

Oops wrong ride

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Must be a hot, sunny day.

May have pulled a fast one...

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Never thought about that.

Doesnt feel good

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

It was my weekend off, so I didn't care.

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Cop will probably put a mask on or have a pole with a basket on the end.

More cats because ... It's a long story and it ends with Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

The cats under my bed use the box spring frame as a scratching post. And they love the box as well.

A few more before I fool myself into thinking I might get a good night's sleep.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

It's a good thing Kate is cute, because she's not going very far in the smarts department.

Everyone needs a hobby.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I think this guy sounds like fun.

What’s in a name...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

If he can't figure that one out, he ain't never making chief.

Cats because... Well... Cats. Also. Holy Cat!!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

These are really good. And if I ever tried to put mittens on my cats I'd need sutures.

Since you put it that way...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Christians need to take grammar class and also sentence and structure. That or don't type while drunk as hell.

Getting older...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

This getting old shit is for the birds.

This is my new fur baby, Madeline. She’s 12 weeks old.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

She's a cutie.

To put it loosely, this is crappy.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Yea, but once the soreness wore off you were walking on air for a week.

Yep.........

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Some of those older shows are far better than what's on today. The pluto is the same as magnesium citrate.

This really has the potential to become a thing...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I'm warm under here, so who cares. But that's my house every time I change the sheets-both dogs and cats.

Yes we are screwed

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Even the medical societies are asking how he thinks he's an expert on this bug and they're not.

Subtle humor

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Tipping point-the point at which the cow is going over.

Little present for you

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I have a brand new kitten just like that.

Kinky aisle.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

One day at work (hospital) we called a floor asking for a patients nurse and the clerk said she was all tied up at the moment so the first thing I said was "oooh-kinky". Everybody laughed.

Can't find the right words.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I can see where that could be a problem.

Hollywood news about the corona virus.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Thats a good one.

Bloomberg's first ad post drop out is a must watch ton of dumping on Trump fun!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Dumping on trump is like shooting fish in a barrel. The minute he opens his mouth he shoots off himself in the foot. He's his own worst nightmare.

KiMoe, the lunatic in fur.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I have 3 kittens, about 6 weeks, are the same. I had a box, plopped on the kitchen floor and they took it over. In, out, upside down, sideways, dining hall, bedroom, you name it. The greatest toy ever made(and they have a lot). The adults like it too.

It is all very obvious.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Any time you go to a town, especially a smaller town, the biggest, fanciest buildings will be the churches. Major cities not included.

[sciencenews.org] arches are important!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I used to be a distance runner, cross country and track coach and people always would ask me about foot, knee and hip pain and it would always be problems with their arches and improper shoes.

Kenny needs to be bitch slapped cuz it wasn't even her favorite brand.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I hope he puts flowers on grandma's grave after she died of lung cancer.

Yup would be interesting

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

They have ties to wall street, big oil and any big business that sucks money out of peoples wallets, totally destroys the environment and pads their already fat bank accounts. They could care less about the US of A.

🤣🤣🤣 oh goodness 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That is a really good idea. They would fit perfectly.

Yeah can't go there

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

This guy sounds like fun.

We are screwed

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

We're not screwed, we're really screwed, and I mean big league, big like nobody has ever seen before big, tremendous big, out of this world big time screwed.

Other people's misery makes good business

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Some corporation is gonna make some money on this bug.

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Glad I haven't eaten yet and now have no intent to for the rest of the night.

Hello from Texas

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why spicy peppers and gloves go well together.