Believers don't need proof

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What's the saying- She had me at swallows on first date?

Yeah drunk

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Try and find the pot of gold at the end of that one.

They dont know irony

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Really? Oh please tell me another....

Don’t judge it by MY life!

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Straight out of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Wife is deadlier than Corona virus.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Unless she's wearing his jockstrap-then it's even.

Need a sharpie on the right.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Just have long bangs and nobody will notice.

Life comparison.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

That reminds me of the walls in the mens rooms at the philosophy building at college.

Confrontation?

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

This could be an interesting debate.Although jesus tangling with a couple of bikers might not be one of his brighter moves.

Scared me straight..no more shoplifting! 😂

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

It does make the colonoscopy easier.

Guilt is a killer

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

He's a cutie.

Wakey, Wakey!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

That's gonna be fun

Jlep kjouehab

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

I want the car behind her.

Some people! LMAO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

The older you get the more you appreciate vanilla. It's not easy trying to stop the emergency room staff from laughing their asses off when you try and explain how you broke your arm or your hip or whatever.

That is a good reason

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Love modern children’s books

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Leaping buildings in a single bound-yep, he's had a few.

Boom goes the dynamite

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Would it have been different had he been white?

Gloria is smooth

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

If it feels good...

Seems that way...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Boy, is he right.

line from the new Jim Carrey show "Kidding" : "The world is filled with lunatics who think that the ...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Isn't paranoia fun?

If any of you ladies wanna get in on a hot market!🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Those really tight sports bras are going to be a problem though.

That's ok, my dog(s) understand ❤🐕❤

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Mine all understand. I just wish they would leave some room for me.

Still funny after all these years.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

They dreamed up more ways for him to crater than Carter (acme?) has pills.

I wonder what the best way to spread a deadly virus might be, if I were an evil genius?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Covid-19 is one of the best ways. Long contagious period before any symptoms show up-that's the way to do it.

Gonna pass on that

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian.

Speaks for itself

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I don't think that'll be on the streets for a while.

Smart car dumb driver?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

He wants to make a fast get away after he beats up the biker at the bar.

For all the followers of British royalty.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Meghan's good looking but married so i could really care less. Harry doesn't want to relive the nightmare of his mother and he's right. Good luck.

Happens to me all the time

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I think they have somebody who comes around and un-fixes the good ones.

Not suprised

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Well, it's a given that the zombie is smarter than he is, so....

Artistic License.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Smart kid, although I think he's been watching too many war movies.

Not the job I signed up for!🥴😝

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

The part of the job description they didn't tell you about when you popped out.

Hailz Satan 😈

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Looks like one hell of a static charge built up....

He is honest to a fault

EricJones comments on Feb 29, 2020:

She ain't gonna be collecting him......

Younger generation...

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

And the video as well.

Oops be careful

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Probably would be better than the idiot we have now.

Glad I skipped collage.

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Yeah Karen.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I like that answer.

Why?...…...

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Obviously it's not Howard the duck....

I thought I heard some cheering.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

All mine hears is me telling the dogs and cats to move over so I can get in the bed.

Meow......

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

That looks like my peanut, open mouth and all.

That strange feeling at home alone - Ha!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The skeletons want out.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

You get what you give.

It's a miracle!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

He must have reeeeally good hearing.

who uses their phone as a mirror?

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Unless you get a proposition or two (or more), you reeeeally messed up.

Fellow Canadians... Don't Be Fooled!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Eastern Pennsylvania isn't much better .

Don’t stalk your dreams

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I tried following my dream-she got a restraining order: now I have to stay 500 feet away.

When you don't have your measuring stick handy, improvise.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That is NOT the place you want frostbite!!!

The catholic church has an app. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

They're sneaky that way. It did take me a few minutes to get past the tinder pic.

todays four

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

#3 should sell a lot, but without the glasses you won't be able to read it.

Some things can't be helped.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Shouldn't it be a line and not a circle?

Nope. Don't need that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Isn't that another term for a thong?

Watch out for that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Always buy from a reputable source.

Agreed....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I know that the sign has two sides but somebody didn't read the back when they hung it. Or maybe they did...

Here goes..

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Good ones.

Three for you!

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

For the third car they could have taken the hood off a mack truck and plunked it on

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this may or may not have happened to me before

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

No different than the missing glasses on the top of the head trick.

An honest priest

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Death bed confession?

I know this is agnostic.com, but i had to post this

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

The great flood didn't solve a damn thing-just a waste of water.

The wisdom of Charlie Kirk.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

He's stupid and dishonest.

Good question....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Not really- he likes raping teenage girls

Butter-henge?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Anybody have any baked potatoes laying around?

At least they are learning to adapt. LOL

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Nobody ever said christians were all that smart.

Faithless Vagabonds posed the meme and question. I filled in the blanks.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Priests (gods chosen messengers) are raping little boys and nuns all over the place so this seems to fit the bill.

.....................

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

State dinner at the white house?

Yeah me too

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Don't know-don't drink the stuff.

Make your own caption

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I'll pump them for you.

Cute kitty

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That looks like my fluffy.

Yeah me on monday

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Yea-and I'm still home feeding my pets. I leave for work at 2.

Just for fun

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Give the cat trumps salami and make America safe for women again.

Still makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Never thought about that before, there might be something to that.

Should we do it

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

But he pays so well to buy silence....

Only a few will understand

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Point of view can make a big difference.

Come on, Jebus, cut me a break!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

He's just eating at the wrong food cart.

Tech support for granmas.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

As time moves on those are less true.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

When the layoffs come the first to go are the middle managers (usually), so, yea, I can see that happening.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

My grandfather came to this country from England in 1948. They've been eating like that for centuries.

SHIP CLOCK AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

The amount of fine detail to make that and make it work.

Bloopers [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

That show was so good I'm surprised they could ever make it through a sketch without losing it.

Yep we all have one.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

There's one in every bunch.

Divine assets!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'll take her to the back room to explain to her why she shouldn't dress like that.

Just my luck

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I know that feeling.

What a coincidence

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Depends-if you're using miles one way and kilometers the other then it's different.

A moment of silence.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Where's his black armband?

You're welcome, society.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Make the best of what you have.

Doesn't surprise me. LOL Quantum Tupperware.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

They didn't happen to have one of my missing socks in there did they?

Eggs are healthy, especially if they come with Bacon.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Best eaten raw-they're a bitch to crack open.

Well that should give him hope

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

A little too honest.

Probably a repeat but a goodie

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Backup musician?

The origin of mankind?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

PT Barnum was right-there's a sucker born every minute.

Deerfield Beach, Florida in 2015 and 2019 ...where did the beach go in only three years!

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

A couple good storms with heavy wave action and the day to day waves and ocean currents and it goes in a hurry.

More like in the early twenties.🤣

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Not if they're in a bad mood though....

The best contraceptive there is: do not let the macaroon fall from your legs...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

is that a new game-eat the macaroon?

Memes... Literally. (and Tom Hanks)

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

All 3 are good ones. #3-Orwell was just a little ahead of the time curve.

I'm having second thoughts about this blind date.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

There might be a nice person underneath-ya never know.

Double entendre

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Walt didn't think that one through enough.

News at 11:00

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

This could prove interesting...

Sir poopy pants

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whatever goes in must come out.

Must be some good reason.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Neither. He's off to see the wizard to see if he can get a brain.

Gotta get a pair of these.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I'd be reeeeally careful where I walk.

Well, that's not good.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Ask questions first-jump later.