Waa waa🎸.

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Trump can't put a guitar on his belly because his arms are too short.

They never show you this in the news

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

And on the third helping he arose from the dead and ascended into heaven to sit on the heavenly throne.

No cheese please....

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cutting the cheese"

Even better when you finish getting the last corner on and see two lumps under the sheet.

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I have a twin so it's not too bad. But It's not just the cats, but the dogs too. Can take me half an hour to change the sheets because it's a conga line of animals trying to get on the bed while I'm working.

For some reason, I didn't mind

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Is that what they call a two for one special?

I cannot say no

EricJones comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I don't care what color her hair is, I'll take it. And it's kyrptonite not cyrptonite

It's now settled

EricJones comments on May 31, 2024:

Can I vomit now????

New York opens new library....

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

The only way that tub of lard is gonna get any exercise into his life.

Got to love nature...

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

Did the last owner escape or is that all that's left.

New friend....

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

Looks like my back yard.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

My dogs like to dig in my compost pile, but they usually just lay there with their butts sticking out. And they're white as snow. Jeff doesn't quite understand how things work, do he. Although he did send it on april 1, so maybe he does have his oars in the water.

Talk about a half ass job!!!

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

So I guess that the assets were divided evenly after the divorce.

At first I thought it was Samuel Jackson....

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

I don't think she likes trump. And she didn't take the lords name in vain either.

New campaign slogan....

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

Finally, something she's good at.

fuck'em, were making larger cattle

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

A stretch cow-Is that like a stretch limo?

There is always one

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

She could save herself a lot of work if she just dropped the cigarette.

It’s a cartoon but I don’t know if it’s funny🤦🏼‍♀️

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Doonesbury isn't always ment to be funny as much as it's a social commentary.

First, take a deep, deep breath....

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Does he have to change safe words every few months and he can't repeat any from the last 50 that he's used?

But covered under the disability act

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Constipation is a disability? Or does he just have his head up his ass.

Couldn't be more honest

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

A happy marriage does make life a lot more fun.

Our neighborhood update...

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

You mean all the women stopped having headaches.

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Cows may come and cows may go, and I think that one's gone.

In case you needed another reminder Don't pet the fluffy cows.

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

I live in an area with lots of cows; so I know that difference.

Be careful what you wish for

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Well, at least he has hair on the top of his head again.

Not sure if I’d ask the person wearing this shirt where they got it or slowly back away…

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

I like that poem.

At least some booties. Sheeez,

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

Now days you can't even listen to the phone conversation through the door because everybody is texting

Poor spellers??

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

Between auto-correct and the looming AI field, we may never be able to communicate electronically again

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people with low ability at a task tend to ...

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

And these idiots are the ones who yell the loudest because they know everything despite the fact that their logic circuits are totally fried, if they ever existed at all.

So, now you know...

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

He's a baby-probably makes more than he talks.

Dad was doing what was asked of him…

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

Another good old fashion dad joke.

I don’t know what to say.

EricJones comments on May 26, 2024:

Just a simple little typo and -bang- the beans are really spilled.

Lil donnie is scheduled to speak to the Libertarian convention tonight, I hope they boo him off the ...

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

He wants to get into that chair, he craves the attention-the problem is he can't give simple answers, can't stay on subject, will ramble on and will dig his own grave. His lawyers know this and will keep him out of that chair at all costs.

Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Give the burger king to the enemy. Before you know it they'll be fat and much easier to hit when you shoot at them.

Christian missionaries were killed in Haiti.

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Haiti is almost totally roman catholic. What were these idiots doing there? Didn't they do any kind of research on the country? The side sum up paragraph on wikipedia would have told them that. They would still be alive if they had any brains in their heads.

She must not be his best friend?

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Did he not see the flag after his wife hung it up? And is she that stupid to not know how to hang the american flag the right way? Really???

Too many hamburgers?

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Couch potato culture and the all american diet-drive through take out or home delivery, neither of which are healthy eating.

His love. I got emotional.

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Yup, Sherlock Holmes he ain't.

Sure tastes good...

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

Serve it next to a bar--bell

Back to unreality TV.... But made real...

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

At least the other two have chins and don't look stupid as hell

A geography pop quiz

EricJones comments on May 25, 2024:

mini soda.

Naaaaah, I got it..

EricJones comments on May 24, 2024:

Of course Florida will ban the brothers grimm, and anybody else that doesn't match their agenda. I'm waiting for them to ban Alexandre Dumas because he's black.(actually mixed).

True story!

EricJones comments on May 24, 2024:

The young wish they were old and the old wish they were young.

Don’t let them use this as their excuse.

EricJones comments on May 24, 2024:

If he's doing an exorcism thinking he's gonna get a free burger out of it, he better think again.

That I do. ;)

EricJones comments on May 24, 2024:

Of course I'll read anything about sex, I'll take all the help I can get.

In my book, every day is Friday

EricJones comments on May 24, 2024:

I'm retired-every day is friday., or the weekend; either one fits.

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

There are some falling rock signs around where I live and about 40 years ago somebody put a bumper sticker from a local rock station on the bottom of the signs.

I’ve actually done this…

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

I've not done that yet, but I'm waiting for the day.

Trumpsmellydumpitis? Just a suggestion.

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

He's a case study and a half. There are gonna be whole conferences held to discuss his mental issues.

Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos and piercings and sometimes the most...

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

Oh hell yes. I like to attend some local large music festivals and and fairs and most of the people with body art are some of the most fun and I don't really like body art. And the people wearing crosses are generally the biggest bunch of snobs and assholes.

Yes, he really said it!

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

Who the hell is he kidding??? A walrus is a better physical specimen than he is.

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

His ass ain't near that skinny, must be a photo shop.

dementia seems to be a Trump trait

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

Too much blond hair dye fried her only brain cell.

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Seems like his backup band ain't backing him up.

The unholy trinity

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Isn't that what people call brainless boobs?

Wives always remind

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

They're gonna be awfully soggy by the time he gets back.

Oh no 🤦‍♂️ what are MAGA tRumpidiots going to do? They are stuck inside the store.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

As long as those morons are in that store they're contained and isolated from the rest of us.

Plunging into the pun job.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

I think Betty is just letting her artistic side out. I'd love to see what she can do for the halloween buffet.

With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Misery loves company.

The humour is a s black as his clothing

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Wingsuits are only good if you know how to use them.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

I think somebody is trying to tell Juan he needs to think about like maybe going on a diet?

Now you, you watch me not care..

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

Prince charmings chances with snow white are gonna be zero if he uses that alarm clock.

Way to go out!!!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

Florida wants to ban cookbooks with southern fried chicken recipes.

Finally, an arrest

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

They're gonna have to lay him down in the back seat to get him in the car.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

That chainsaw guy needs to pay a visit to the old testicle.

Doctor's orders!!!

EricJones comments on May 19, 2024:

Why do I have this strange urge to turn it on at top apeed.

Lock him up already!

EricJones comments on May 19, 2024:

So that's the entertainment for barrons graduation party

Presidential legacies....

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

And don't forget all the buildings he had built that used to have his name in big letters all over them.

Starting young these days

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Just wait till they burn a hole through his diaper.

Do you always follow rules?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Oh, yea-I've seen that before. And inspectors would nail him for the mask too.

I need this cup…

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

There are days..... Sell these things in the senior center.

Here come the clowns...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Please, put it on, it might help

It's tough love

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

I think mom suspects something......

When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s office, I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 ...

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

Ask and you shall recede.

Notice the slope on those pyramids.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

She could've fallen off a step ladder to do that. Just land wrong and that's it. Looks like muffy gets around.

Some people just don't think things through.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

OK, bedroom it is then.

You find this on the floor in church ...

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

That's the only reason to go to church-palm some money out of the collection plate when it goes around. I used to work with a lady who was catholic-almost never went to church, and when she did go that's what she would do each time the plate went around. And it would go around 3 or 4 times a service.

Nope, I have not.

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Mitch McConnell and Melania had a baby???

Trump has brought "dumbing down" to a whole new level "You notice that ever since Ben Carson ran ...

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

What do you call the person who graduates last in their med school class?-Doctor

Explosive new Pepsi ad From Ukraine knocks em dead....

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Do they drop the mentos in just before they let it go?

Selected after a careful consideration

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

That's religion at work

And this crystal will help with that rheumatism.

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

The only paino player who will wear out her shoes before her fingers. The amulet will keep the philosophers going for decades. In addition to "farewell to arms" they could also display "the legend of sleepy hollow" with the headless horseman (or in this case horsewoman). There are some really good ones here.

An easy answer

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Sounds like fun to me.

India's Modi boasts two college degrees which are fake

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Ole donnie boy has been posting happy photos on line again.

She will not change her mind

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

She's dumber than shit or lost a bet.

That's a little surprising

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

That's too easy a target to hit-it's up in the air and secured to a tree. It's much more fun when they're loose and running around

The cheering section....

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

I didn't think beavis and butt-head would stoop so low as too be seen with trump

People with objections, please stand up

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Sounds like my late girlfriend.

Usually you see these signs in old hotels....

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Who are they kidding-hell, he slept everywhere, and with everybody.

I want to know is Stormy "Snow White?..."

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

She would fit the bill. And if trump lays on his back his belly would be tall enough to be a dwarf or two.

Cicero - right then, right now

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Some things just never change.

I’m at the airport and…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Find the speed control and keep turning it up and see how long till she sails off.

Sounds like a good idea to me....

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

That's gonna be a whoooole lot of people.

Don't hate me because I create beauty...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

That's the conversation my late girlfriend and I would have. She used to call me speedy and it wasn't because I was a fast distance runner.

Just to be clear here...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

They both go chomp-chomp when you get too close.

Trump trial continues…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

It's because Melania is out searching for all barrons half brothers and half sisters he didn't know he has.

I can't seem to win

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Satan han morals and ethics.

Trump Trifecta

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Hillary did win the popular vote, just the electoral collage gave it to trump. Dumb ass system.

Cohen under cross examination, should be fun

EricJones comments on May 13, 2024:

I see Melania's had some work done....

It certainly May…even solar storms! 😱

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Is he ever right, at least where I live

Karma can be so beautiful.... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Oooopsie. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, the idiot is pushing for the very person who wants to deport him.