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Oops granny is going for a tumble
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
At least it will be easy to lift a cheek when she has to fart.
For bruce willis fans
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
The look on his face is quite real. He was supposed to drop on the count of 3, but the director never told him he was going on the count of 2.
Your parents too
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
My first school was 2 1/2 blocks from home so I walked up to 4th grade.
@bobwjr just for you 🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
That should be an old man saying piss and fart.
Such a romantic at heart
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
She gets the check and he gets her.
My daily to-do list.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
If the babies are small enough, keep a small jar of them on the corner of your desk for snacking
Ooooo... Maybe not.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
I'd build a wall around her as long as I'm on the inside.
Not now, Jack.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Some people want happy hour to start at 5 am.
Not the name I would choose.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
I see a kid that's gonna need a lot of therapy sessions.
If during an argument you don't abort after the first sign the second sign appears.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
And people wonder why I'm still single?
It's not a challenge.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
It is rather amazing sometimes.
Story of my life
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
That about sums it up...
Welp... Cat.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Mine just push me off my bed.
Checking my Pee Mail
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
That's why I hate walking a couple of my dogs-stop, sniff, pee-stop, sniff, pee. Most of them hammer between stops (which I don't mind) and a couple of the older ones just meander.
Mel Brooks for Emperor
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
If Mel Brooks tried to make one of his classic movies today he would be tarred and feathered.
So happy they met eachother.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
So they're both out of work actors.
The good old days
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
The current dummy can't spell his own name right
What! two Brazilian soldiers killed in hazpakistan, how many millions is that?
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
It's a really big number there George.
No this wasnt staged lmao
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
That's how the dummy gets all his information too.
Its why i don't dance
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Now they film it on their phones, put it on you tube and you become the laughing stock of the internet.
Does look like it
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
It really does-that's a good one.
"bible scholar"
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Garbage in-garbage out.
I just have to see...
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
I don't wanna know-some things should be left unseen.
They look familiar.
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Everybody's got their hands on some of her wrong places.
I think I could pass...
EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:
Or more Guinness.
Funny squirrel
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
he won't have to worry about hibernation.
Adelaide: Rainbow walk vandalised with 'Jesus loves you' graffiti
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Good thing I didn't catch him. I wouldn't have been as...restrained.
Those monsters!
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
If he were catholic it would've been much worse....
When you marry your cousin
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Family affair.
Canned food.
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Is the pop tab in the back?
Job security!
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
That's one way to look at it.
Iceland livestreams 10-year-old McDonald's cheeseburger "Curious observers can watch a live ...
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
He should've put a twinkie next to it to see which goes first.
Learning matters
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Or a windy day.
“Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Cheaper than a divorce.
A husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying and ...
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Oh look-there's a bunch of police cars surrounding the house...
Thanks Google!
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
I would suggest drinking lots of mineral oil with a magnesium citrate chaser.
Getting old is a bitch
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
And the easter bunny gets an enema...
This sound right ?
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Maybe trump should use one when he tweets.
Yup happens all the time
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
I usually swear when I hit a dead spot and lose the satellite radio in the middle of the news.
From Princess Mononoke
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Just wolfing down his food...
The snow is coming.
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
That's what the roads are like in the snow all right. That's why I can't wait to retire.
Am I in trouble again?....
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Why is he running-they should give him a parade.
I guess it worked.
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Hopefully it doesn't hurt like the banged toe would.
Say what now?
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
She should have lined the fuel tank with that rubber...
Well, since you put it like that...
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Stuff the Limburger up their sinuses and send them on their way.
Interesting and educational!
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Looks like she's not telling us everything she learned during her travels.
This is kind of wordy
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
What the barkers do during the carnival/fair off season.
Oh, don’t I know
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Ain't that the truth.
Interesting
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Too true.
Yah, that was a”doozy”
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
And it's been downhill ever since.
Sorry 😐 😔😒
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
The tigers in the pool are cute.
Beware grandad
EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Are the windows still intact?
Are you laughing?😂🤣
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
How many of todays kids will look at that and say blu-ray or what is that thing. But older people will get it.
I believe him
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
...Or anything else for that matter.
Some of these are hilarious
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
I use some of these myself, although I can swear with the best of them.
Smart men. Smart choices.
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
If she's eating french fries with a fork, she's not with me and I don't wanna know her. There are somethings that are just wrong and french fries with anything but your fingers is near the top of the list.
Happy halloween!!
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
That is cute.
They don’t go well with fava beans:
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
Burst his balloon in a hurry.
Pikachu knows
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
Don't do drug-bad for health. Masturbate-good for health.
Oh oh young trumper
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
Don't run-pick him up and stuff him head first into a large and gross garbage can.
Terminator cat
EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2019:
That's a good one.
One of the continuing questions.
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Hopefully deepcave has long fingers...
Just a fact of life...
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Yea-sounds about right for me.
Life always has a way of humbling us...
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Hell, my pets (dogs cats and birds) live better than me.
When I wanted to grow up, this was NOT what I had in mind!
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
The work week moves too slowly and the weekend disappears like a fart in a wind storm.
Maybe not yet, but.....
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
The only crime you can't be prosecuted for if you're successful.
Little known fact
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Given his disability (he's missing his body) he's done quite well for himself.
New dictionary by captain Morgan.
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Nice word play.
What a coincidence! I like both... gymnastics and Halloween.
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
I know it's a pattern but somebody has some good carving skills.
Careful what you ask for!
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
He asked for it...
So motivational...
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Too true.
Republican munsters happy halloween
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Grandpa (Al Lewis) did run for the house of representatives from New York but didn't get elected.
Happy Halloween from the beach
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Low tide at Davy Jones locker?
Makes sense
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
But everybody is booing trump.
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you”...........Elbert Hubbard.
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
You can substitute the word spouse for friend
Life is good.
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Looks like it's belly tickle time.
Watch out for the pope
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
At what wind speed does he become airborne?
Naughty skeleton
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
The radiologist, that's who.
Darkness is cute
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Everybody loves a good cuddles....
This you too
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
That's why I make snow angels in the back yard in my skivvies...
Dont think i will eat there
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
Not the greatest choice of words...
So true 🤣😂😂
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
I wonder if dad was a sailor?
Prepare for hallowe’en
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
I find it deters the religion peddlers.
Just try it!
EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2019:
My dad lives about 250 yards away and puts out 3 treats on his porch for each of my 3 oldest dogs when we go for walks. They damn well know how to count to 3.
New take on old word
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
I've seen worse puns.
How old ?
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Before the drive thru and you actually sat in the place.
This one is great!
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
That is too cute.
Planet looks funny to me
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
I thought that was in a galaxy far, far away...
They are ready
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
That little guy better have a good grip or he's gonna bounce off when they get up to a full gallop.
Some call it love
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Make sure she agrees with you or you will be bent over for a long time because you left your groin wide open to a knee-hers. And she WILL mean it.
Do you like art?
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Interesting meld of the bodies.
We found out
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
It's the same men, just getting older while the actresses keep being replaced with younger actresses
The beauty inside
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Telling her she's beautiful first might increase the odds of getting to the inside.
Boris put down lol
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
She's right.
Think about it
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Even more so when you look at the cost of negligee and how long it gets worn.
Had it....
EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2019:
Right now I'm half and half.
Proud grandpa
EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:
I like that one.
More cheese.
EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:
Cute.
This one is attributed to Dorothy Parker, not sure if it has been verified.
EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:
Who cares, it's still a great and very true quote.
That is funny
EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2019:
People who live in glass houses... or as the bible says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Gee- I actually found a use for that stupid book.