When you start to age this is too true

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

If you're old enough it becomes word used in place of the one you can't remember.

Stuck in my mom's endocrinologist's office waiting for her to be seen, this one doctor's ...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

That don't look like any of my parrots-and I have 6. Although my macaw does have the bite and grip that thing has.

You know he is broke when he starts selling these...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

I just heard that on the news. I understand he's replaced all the pictures of god and jesus with his own mugshot.

Yes it is that time of the week again and someone is getting humped... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

He can supply all his neighbors in the homeless shelter with pillows and fancy sheets.

Random memes today!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Let the kid be young and restless-the exercise is good for him. I've had some good vegan lasagna over the years-but it didn't look like that. I'm happy to say my bathroom is too small for that toilet.

Happy Easter everyone!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

And don't forget to send them to all the places that mommy mary is supposed to have appeared at.

I think Melania is gonna win this one

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Well, she did prove that she can spell

Nailed it!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

That's not a nail-that's a railroad spike to make a hole that big.

Finally finished...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Just don't forget a handful of corkscrews.

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? That's where the Devil forces the priest out of the child.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Why doesn't he just cut it off first, then make the priest pull it out.

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

I wonder if Venus knows that guy on the beach.

How I learn

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Do as I say and we'll sort it out later.

I had to chuckle at the faux pas. 😂

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Just wait till he asks where christopher robin comes from.....

Another funny.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Then maybe he should go with a motorcycle.

This made me laugh. 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

I drink enough tea-ya think I would've caught that one.

" are u mad at me "? Yes . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

And now every movie Samuel Jackson is in they try to sneak motherf into the script. It's almost like the Alfred Hitchcock movies when Hitchcock would do his cameo or Stan Lee in the marvel movies.

I was collecting in case i am able to post again💪💪💪🦇🦇🦇🦇

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Looks like one pf my cats.. When they start playing shred daddy's finger, I put on the welders gloves.

You can study animal anatomy, but you have to learn how to spell on your own DOCK.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Springtime in oz is really bad for allergies this year.

I found a great vomit emoji....

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Vile bile.

Julia's prom dress that I'm altering.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The spunk Julia is showing is going to get her a long way. Nursing is difficult (I just retired from hospital pharmacy after 40+ years and got to know a lot of nurses) and MSF is even harder-they see some of the worst you can imagine. With the drive you're showing you're going to go a long way. You can do it. Good Luck.

Interesting conversation, eh?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

This is one of those times when the truth won't set you free-it's gonna get you killed.

from Don The Con

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

And he's left twisting in the wind.

He really is the stupidest one, isn’t he?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Because they know he's a bad credit risk and half billion loss would put them out of business. All the trumps know about business is take out huge bank loans and then declare bankruptcy.

Seen online and had to share.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wants it all, don't she. At least she was up front about it.

We're almost there...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Would be the best thing that could happen. trump wants to stop all aid to Ukraine because Zelenskyy wouldn't try to dig up dirt on Biden to help throw the election.

Party, Party, it's Sunday and I'm still in bed!

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

At least it was a pic on a phone and not in bed when she laughed. Now that would have been really humiliating.

Yep, they are a cult…

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Proof that maga nuts are what happens from inbreeding.

Republican clown show…

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

I wonder if any of these idiots have ever looked in a mirror? They know that they can't win on the truth and their policies, so they scream lies about everybody else at the top of their lungs to try and drown out their own hypocrisy.

Folks, a little about me

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Maybe it's because rednecks can't afford a ferrari? Or maybe driving a ferrari tells everybody eveything they need to know about you?

Christians are really strange.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

If he claims to be jesus, it's time to put his money where his big fat mouth is.

Made me giggle

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

He don't get out much do he.

Do you think it is true?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wasn't happy when he won in 2016, so I would guess by now she's had enough of his womanizing, lies . I wonder if she's been checked for std's lately

Looky, looky, she got the crooky...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

D is his get out of jail free card, so it won't be that. After that, I hope they take everything they can-right down to his skivvies.

Seen in Texas.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Just slightly paranoid are we?

The incredible hypocrisy of the christofascist patriarchy!

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Clarence Thomas is a far right republican man, Fani Willis is a female democrat. That should explain a few peoples attitudes.

I relish the idea that he can't ketchup with his financial obligations and can't mustard up enough ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

I love the intro.

Some surprising names on this list.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

That's all??????

His incestors built this country, not immigrants

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

That does answer a few questions.

Locked and loaded to fight but no running

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Why the vest- with that much lard nothing would get through to the vital organs except maybe a tank round.

Characters in Mar-A-Lago now

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Some of them also hang out in washington.

Florida has a new state bird

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Hope it flys over desantis and drops a load.

Just the facts, M'm

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

That about sums it all up.

She is the House Speaker sometimes

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Gavel the house to order by using it to give her a concussion.

Pack it up, I'm moving!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

A picture is worth a thousand words-in this case it's "hell yes" 500 times.

I am not going to listen to anyone, I am supporting

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Equal rights.

MAGA Mania explained

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

trump and trailer park trash just seem to go so well together.

Friday Challenge

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Wayyyy out there.

Jesus has been warning us of the danger

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Why th hell didn't you make him a leper instead, you idiot.

The meaning of Trump

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

All of the above seems to fit.

He has been dashing, boasting and basking until it's time to guarantee the court penalties

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

His image was all about money, and now he ain't got none? Boy is that silver spoon tarnished.

I think Dick Cheney was rushed here during 9/11. Lol

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Why didn't they leave him there?

Desperate Trump can do anything

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Given that he's no longer the resident of the place and is trespassing, can the secret service shoot him??? Please?

A perfect learning toy for Christian kids

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

There's not enough money there, and where's the jet to fly around in?

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

I thought slavery had been outlawed.

Will Trump survive, or not survive?

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Roasted orange or send him up the river and have a baked orange.

Forrest Gump gets it

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

He's smarter than he lets on.

A new twist on peace

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

That would explain the kids.

Ouch, that doesn't look fun!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

I can't say much to the dog sweater because when my lab-shepherd was getting older and more frail I would put my down vest on her on cold days.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

After you suicide kill a bunch of people, you get a piece of 72 virgins.

This will cheer you up

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

He was still in high school at 40? Talk about being held back.

We have similar fundamentalists

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The only difference is the head towel and a bad case of 5 o'clock shadow.

Cohen has been stripping Trump ever since Trump disowned him

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Cohen finally grew a pair. At least he was smart enough to realize that the hole was just getting deeper and cut his ties.

Even the 'Acees Hollywood' did not bother them but 2024 is different

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The ongoing search for the brains of green and bobert.

We need this

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

trumps base don't know what is says because it's a big word with more than one syllable.

Trump's donors in the Bible belt

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Rednecks-r-us, trumps base

Even the Soup Nazi.....

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The bond nazi-I love it.

The best opposition is from my favorite actor

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

He's been in some gangster movies, he's gotta have some contacts.

Power goes to Trump's head

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Put a long nail in the top, pound it into his skull and tell him that's how the royals kept it on their heads.

She could write a check for $486 Mill in a heartbeat

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

She should start dancing around the stage with a big cardboard check with 486,000,000 as the amount and made out to "Loser"

In spite of everyone understanding he is a shameless scam, he is fully using the court system

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And yet the morons that think he's the greatest thing can't figure that out.

I am more motivated to vote in November

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The voice of reason replaced by a brainless trump sucker.

Just so you know....

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And the word went out far and wide, ladies-get on your bikes and ride.

How people ignored each other before…

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And when the world still had books and newspapers.

Similarity yes, the same person? No.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

He's far smarter.

To hell in a handbasket

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

She has a yeast infection?

You have heard he would die for god. Now this

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I thought catholic priests liked little boys, not big ones.

When is he going to fund raise with his pretty mug shot?

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

They photoshopped out all the hair dye that was running down his face from the last time he was in town-how nice of them.

That's how it works

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

trump always did like dumb blonds.

Ever a signature is hard

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

My handwriting was never that good to start with. Nobody would know the difference.

Available on TEMU

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I just take my socks off.

Thank you science

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Talk about a poster girl......

Shake it off, lardass.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Thanks to mitch trump put about 200 puppet judges on the federal bench and now they're lining up to give him a good time.

Judge Juan Merchan ruled that District Attorney Alvin Bragg can discuss the Access Hollywood tape in...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

The courts have to stop his stall tactics and get his trials moving quickly. It's way past time he's exposed for the fraud he is and held accountable for his crimes. And if they empty his pockets along the way-all the better.

Us boomers sort of lucked out too, though. If that's what you want to call it.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I remember when rest areas were just picnic tables and rest rooms and there was a cooler in the car trunk.

A failure to communicate here I think

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Somebody needs to get their ears cleaned out.

Stay tuned. The story is developing

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Yes, but was it in time?

Cyndi always doing wishful thinking

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

That'll be her in a few more years.

Wise men count on experience

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

He's been around that block a few times......

Support small businesses in America

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

How much does she want to buy it?

He'll fight for his cause

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Good answer. He knows how to think on his feet.

“I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I tried to explain that to my late girlfriend, that the paradise the church promised if you followed their rules would be an unchanging place that would become a hell because it was a perfect unchanging place

Didn’t know where else to post this.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

What we would get if Michelangelo were living today.

so thats where they are

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

No, it's putins dick that is so far down trumps throat that it's come out the other end.

well, guess he's had one win this week

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

The people who could most afford to pay are the ones who don't pay. The only thing that's trickling down is the pee from the super rich laughing so hard on the way to the bank that they wet themselves.

Pretty soon Trump will be as hard up for lawyers as he is for bonds.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

She was stupid enough to take him on as a client.....

Thinking of an adventure vacation?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

"Coffee with extra foam and a banana nut muffin order up for climber #7"

Barely Tuesday!!!!! 😵😵😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

But what if your creative goal IS to have orgasms alone in your room?

Just look at it daily and never fail the math class.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

That is cool.

Consider the possibility

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

If she grabbed me I'd kick her in the balls and run because with a build like that she has to have a pair.

I get the hint here

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Johnson hears voices in his head and he's the third in line of succession to be president?