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What do y'all think?
EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Don't think-just do.
If you have dogs you know this
EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Mine are always all over the bed.
Funny love this
EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Somebody spends a bit too much time in timeout.
For dog lovers
EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Looks like my car, except they're all shih tzus.
From last weeks heatwave with another coming
EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2019:
I had fans on all over the house and that's what it felt like. Dogs and cats had ice cubes in their water dishes.
Lost in translation?
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Oooops
Funny situation
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Is that giving yourself a super wedgie? Or just a new method of male birth control?
An oldie but a goody. (And women are supposedly the weaker sex? Ha!)
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
She's right. Guys are always shoving a straw into it and then 9 months later she passes a bowling ball out of it. That's not easy. Then there's the monthly flushing and all that entails. Men have it easy.
I've got two pit bulls. I really don't think we need get them involved. Jus' say'n.😊😂
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
I have an amazon parrot near the back door who yells come in when somebody rings the bell-over the barking dogs.
It took me a minute too!
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
The first pic is amazing.
Youve got mail
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Oh he is a cutie.
The Bible writers ignored one phase in the life of Jesus:
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
He just gives it to his followers so they have these wild hallucinations about him doing things that are humanly impossible to do.
Funny happen to you ?
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
The bowls in my house are kept full-nobody goes hungry.
Oops wrong answer
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Get out while you can-divorce lawyers are expensive.
Paint shop sign
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
I'm single and slightly color blind so I just stick with some shade of white. If not, it's probably gonna clash.
A conversation starter...
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
...With a conversation stopper.
Punny to the extreme
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
That is good.
I especially liked the underlined words to add emphasis.
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Lady Godiva (with her chocolates) and the horse she rode in on. The horse can "mow" the grass while I'm busy inside with the lady and the chocolates. Failing that-the end of religion.
Fair is fair
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Just don't damage the books.
I actually had a great chat about history online with this Illustrious Lusty Wench.
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
She never had a body like that, even in her youth.
Lmao funny
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
That pic should be Carrie, not Morticia Addams.
Have you been there ?
EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:
I don't drink, bot I've had many nights after work I'm so tired I couldn't do a polarized or a three prong plug right.
A Senior Citizen's Reflection If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model.
EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:
We enter this world wearing diapers and we leave it wearing diapers.
Jesus walks into a Motel 6, throws some nails on the clerk's counter and says, "Can you put me up ...
EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:
Put him on the street light out front because that way they left the light on for him.
This bares repeating, over and over again. Warning, warning...danger approaching Wil Robinson!
EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:
That checks all his boxes except for maybe misogyny and narcissism.
Another pun. Kind of about my name, Herb, according to the guy who sent it to me.
EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2019:
I prefer the huskies...
What is it that makes holy water holy.
EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2019:
It's just tap water that the priest waves his hand over and mumbles a few nonsense words and all the stupid sheep believe that the sky fairy made it special. It's just H2O.
Great bartending
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Well, technically he does have a point.
Can't wait for the album drop
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
That's good.
What do I know? ...
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
These are GREAT. I love 'em.
All good questions.
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Great name play.
What the holy hell got in me to agree to a dinner meetup with an online friend?
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
At least someone else will do the cleanup and wash the dishes.
To be clear, Trump said that women of color were not qualified unless they stopped crime and ...
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Love the dog.
Cold and slimy. And that food looks "iffy", too.
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
The white house kitchen staff are probably sitting around saying "who's turn is it to do the fast food run today?" I can just see the head chef ( highly educated and well trained in world culinary arts) putting some burgers, fries and a shake on a silver platter to be delivered to the oval office.
Our Idiot In Chief
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
And that's his ex-inner circle.
If it walks like a duck...
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
It's only a matter of time...
This complicates things....
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Truth! 🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:
One of the eternals speaketh.
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the ...
EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Forty whores, not four. Guy still can't count.
There is a road from the eye to the heart which does not go through the intellect.
EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:
As any divorce lawyer will tell you....
When smart becomes too smart
EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:
A working payphone??
Wait for it....
EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:
That goes way back...
Times change indeed!
EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Yea, really.
Two good ole boys decided to go moose hunting up north, so they loaded up the pickup with their ...
EricJones comments on Jul 13, 2019:
They is rednecks all right y'all.
Still Life with Frida and wine
EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2019:
Interesting.
Garden pun!
EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2019:
Somebody's showing their age with that pun. Only people of a certain age will remember the song it was derived from.
Parrots seem like fun pets.
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
That's why my alexa's in a different room. Most parrots are about as intelligent as a 5 or 6 year old child. My macaw shakes hands and says hello, oops when I drop something, shut up when the dogs bark to loud, goodbye when I leave the room. I've had a cockatoo play peek a boo , I'd put me hands in front of my face, open them up and he'd say peek a boo. Sometimes for 5 minutes or more. I have an amazon that says hello when the phone rings.
I actually do this.
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Left a bachelor party after- at best- 15 minutes, didn't even bother to say goodbye.
Is there a spray for them?
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Just don't shower and wear the same clothes for a few days.
Unless I need groceries
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Works for me...
I’m an adult
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
I don't pretend to like some of the assholes I work with-not worth the effort. I just ignore them.
Yeah, but running is really tiring.
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
From home or work?
I brought a love doll the other day.
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Great way to get in shape...
Time is a created thing.
EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:
"When I'm alone I know what time is .But when someone asks me what time is- I know that I don't know."
They change you
EricJones comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Some of my dogs go crazy and some are just "yea, whatever". I try to get the scared ones to the basement and under the futon.
Best buds.
EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:
That is too cute.
A chess match for the ages!
EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:
With that purse it looks like Ruth Buzzi and Artie Johnson from Laugh In, and I'll bet on the Queen over the bishop.
There is a place called...
EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:
I would steal it and hang it at the end of a lovers lane.
Sharing a laugh!
EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:
That must have one heck of a joke.
Those that speak the truth are scary...
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
I'm with Catherine-Dylan scares the hell out of me too.
Hi Santa, wow how you have changed
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
That's a good one.
So true!!!
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
I asked my boss-he said no.
Don’t do it
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
I work in the basement. By the time I see them, it's too late.
Seems about right
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
It's probably better than my cooking.
Wow !! Momma
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Ouch.
It do be like that.
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Ain't gonna be any fucking this week.
Thoughts & Prayers!
EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:
I think I won't pray.
Trumps 4th of july
EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:
That's him all right-out in front, promoting himself, being a self serving pompous ass.
I like the idea, though I have never been able to achieve it myself.
EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:
I'm not materialistic, but I have my limits as to how low I'll go.
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East.
EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:
And they are the same people. They have the same ancestors.
My dog's face...
EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:
I usually get run over. I put the garbage out and you'd think I was gone all day.
Teddy Roosevelt was a straight shooter! 😁
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I work with a bunch of those people.
My worst is a lot to handle but my best is a lot of fun.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
She's so right. You spend more time with bed hair, no makeup, sweats around the house, etc, than with all dressed up and on best behavior to go out.
It's seems so simple!
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Afraid god might smite them down for lying?
And little donut
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
What a bummer...
Dirty Deeds (not done dirt cheap!)
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
If you've ever bought a lot to build a house,(especially in a popular area) you know dirt ain't cheap.
Pairs well with....
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
When I get out of work the only thing that's open is walmart.
"You a stupid hoe."
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Today's music-totally disposable, and should be.
Automated snack delivery
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Pavlov's bears.
Just let it go 🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I'm not a morning person, but that helps.
Just looking at this gave me a laugh.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
These extremely humid days are murder.
What room ...
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
He asked for it, he got it.
Words of wisdom
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I have nights at work when I have sailors taking notes.
Doesn't make sense to me.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
A local minor league baseball team used to have a hot dog "cannon" that shot dogs into the stands, but stopped because they were afraid this might happen (never did for them).
I have questions...
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
When does the plane leave??
I've heard some of that.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
The more loaded you are, the better it sounds.
I'll bet it wasnt worth it. Or maybe it was?
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Amazing the baggage people didn't split it. I think I would wait a while before I open it unless you want to wear it.
So watch out for that.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I think they have a problem the authorities reeeeally should know about.
Both seem to have hidden issues but who am I to judge
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Interesting neighborhood.
The Great Cookie Monster
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Great mash-up.
Heeeeeere’s Ivanka!
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
All that's needed is the axe-held by some burly guy with a black mask.
Every single day 😗🐕🐕❤❤
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Although I still yell when they pee on the carpet.
While you wait
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
He probably looked at the sign and said "I wish"
never too old to play
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Being a grown up is no fun unless you can be a kid once in a while.
The new avenger movie will have a different way to harness the power of the infinity stone.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
If you're a tap dancer we're all screwed.
An old fashioned girl.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
He had some money someplace.
Some people just need to stop, way too much.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Handlebar eyelashes.
..............
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
That's why jumping into marriage is usually a bad idea.
As long as she understands...
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
How far this technology has come. And how he changed the world.
That's okay. It happens.
EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Just a little to the left.