Paul Ehrlich

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

He's right.

Redneck road repair

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

"We also tape down houses during tornado season. Need your windows taped to prevent flying glass? We have you covered-literally. Don't have the time to paint your house? No problem. We'll even give you a matching roof and driveway. Just call Eds quickie fixie and we'll take care of the rest. "

Presidential history...

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

The face is the wrong end.

Some of my favorite comedy is when they stick it to religion.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Amazing how a religion that professes to love everybody is the biggest excuse for hatred.

Some interesting demographic information in these 13 maps. [vox.com]

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

On the first map-I live near the middle of the circle and I'm dragging that number way down. Aside from that, interesting maps.

Im gonna say 2 girls 1 cup

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Something with a happy ending (and no blood).

Completing a nagging chore is deeply rewarding. How about you?

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Oh hell yes. I usually take a week off in the fall and just go crazy, inside and out. This year I couldn't because my hospital was merged (head stomping really) and I worked 20 out of the last 23 days, so I'm just picking off the smaller ones for now. Can't wait to do the big ones.

Im on my way for an inter-Island hopping, and abruptly there are two choppers hanging around ...

EricJones comments on Sep 29, 2019:

China's national day is tuesday. They may be advertising to get everybody ready for it.

Share your cutest pics of your doggies or friends' doggies or doggy images found online for my ...

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Mischief and his sister Jaya at grammys house for christmas/new years 2012 and their mother Pebbles in the back seat on the way home a few days later.

Poor lady

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

She should head butt him-with those head spikes she should be able to do some damage

Yup the whole world

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

From what I read in the paper it was dead silence. Of course he thought he brought the house down.

His cover girl

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2019:

He really needs to try a more natural color. I'm sure crayola's 64 color box has something he can use.

Good point

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It's her planet, she has every right to yell.

Sign seen at Planet Fitness, "Lunks grunt, drop weights, & criticize"

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

You won't see anybody at planet fitness lifting that much weight either. If I'm right,that's about 400-450 pounds.

Great halloween decoration

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Pumpkin plumbers butt.

Would freak me out when drunk

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Wow, that is a piece of artwork.

Excellent question

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Ivanka was doing the same private computer email breach that Hilary did and not one word about her doing something wrong.

She has a point

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Really.

Question: When having sex, are you quiet or loud?

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Happy.

Good morning all

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Where can I get one.

I thought This was funny?

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

If he were smart he would get the hell out of there before it happens two nights in a row.

Hacking squirrels

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

So that's how they do it.

Just like a kitty

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

And all you got were the ears.

Lmao perfect

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I'm the one waving on the far lower left

Nice bumper sticker

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Don't wait until 2020-do it now and stop him from doing any more damage.

Love the hat

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Thunberg?

Look familiar lol

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That's what I say when I get to work and people say "Hi" I say "not yet, my medications haven't kicked in yet". Once in a while I say "oh wow" and flash them a peace sign

If only closed minds came with closed mouths, it’d give a whole new meaning to the phrase ...

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Generally speaking- the bigger and louder the mouth-the more closed the mind.

After reading a very recent News article it definitely confirms that Catholic Priest have been ...

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

The next scandal will probably be the rape of nuns and forcing them to get abortions or the gross misuse of donated money. The nun problem has been bubbling just below the surface, but when it boils over it will be almost as big as the child abuse. The church is sitting on a vast storehouse of crimes that are slowly being exposed and when the lid comes off it's gonna get ugly.

On his 85th birthday, a reporter asked Maurice Chevalier, "Mr.

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Any day above grass is a good day.

Explains a lot

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That's also how some people shop online.

If I were a Walmart greeter, I'd be following the pretty women around the store.

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

At least he was being honest.

Getting old sucks

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I started my job in 79 so I know both ends and I only have the longing for hair. i guess I took too good care of myself.

Bathing 101 -- Friends Groom Friends.

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I have 8 shih tzus and bath day takes about 4-5 hours- do those chimps hire out?

Actually, a good point!

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Maybe somebody has multiple personality disorder and married themselves.

TRumps view of immigrants Perhaps we need a group that's funny but not funny.

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

A case of do as I say-not as I do.

It’s better in Texas. Lol

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2019:

There's always somebody that has to be different.

General De Gaulle, "The cemetaries are full of indispensible people"

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Nobody lives forever-no matter how important you are (or think you are)-you're gonna die. And somebody else will take over where you left off.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣truth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Smack is the sound I make when I tip into the wall.

Still delusional

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

I didn't know the military was that hard up for recruits.

What to do with left over trumpers ?,no not really

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

And thats why I live near a couple of pig farms. :)

New twist on old saying

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Sounds like my job.

"And as the windshield melts And my tears evaporate Leaving only charcoal to defend Finally I ...

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Weapons don't care who they kill, and we're all just as dead.

List: Every abusive Catholic church priest, clergy member named in every state in past year ...

EricJones comments on Sep 10, 2019:

When these monsters enter the seminary, they should be castrated. And that list is incomplete. There still children being abused and stay quiet out of fear of going to hell or their parents going to hell.

How would you reply to a theist who says, "You send yourself to hell"?

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Hell doesn't exist in the bible, it's a made-up story to make people obedient through fear. Then there's the simple proof that if god made hell and god doesn't exist there can be no hell. And if god is all loving,all merciful, all forgiving then why did he invent hell to punish people for eternity?

Would have saved a lot of grief if they divorced after only one year...

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2019:

He wasn't dumb-he was smart. Although I think a ball gag for her would've made his life easier.

"What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he ...

EricJones comments on Sep 5, 2019:

And why are the ancient writings confined to a small group of people in a tiny little kingdom and to nobody else, anywhere else on this entire planet.

She has a point

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2019:

She also needs a hearing aid upgrade.

Sexy granny

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Then you can clean up your own mess too.

Oh oh funny

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That'll do it....

History buffs will understand

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

He did have some anger issues, but the church was happy he stopped the northward spread of Islam.

So, what's the problem?

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Works for me.

Goodness gracious it's been awhile everyone! Hi! So my friend goes to a private christian college...

EricJones comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I think you did a great job of explaining it. There is a second use of religion and that is controlling a large group of people, mostly through fear (eternity in hell, etc). Today people are educated and lost their superstitious fears.

When I started reading this, I was getting excited

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just get a bottle of wine and shove the cork in the hole and then toast your new fix.

Cracks me up every time:

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2019:

That dog does slightly resemble the first lady.

Is this you also

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

That's why I ignore facebook.

Monday is a civic holiday in Canada.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

really...

She's a straight shooter.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Boy-talk about blunt and a bit too honest.

What’s the worst thing a loved one tried to defend on behalf of religion?

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2019:

My ex-girlfriend (we lived together 10 years) became a rabid catholic and was defending priests who were raping children and nuns, fathering children without getting married, the magdalene laundries in Ireland, and generally any crime committed bu the church. She now has early stage 4 breast cancer. Good for her-that's how out relationship changed.

So like a dog

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I make it easy-everybody's allowed on the furniture.

Who will fix the Veterans Affairs problems...?

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

It's a very sad truth.

Planet Mars invade planet earth😂

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

That's great. I love it.

I'll see you later.

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Nice one.

Written on bathroom wall back in early 70's - back then, our anonymous "chat rooms" were bathroom ...

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

When I was in college (late 70's-early 80's) some of us would go to the philosophy building just to read the writings on the restroom walls. Some of it was quite... interesting.

Ain't that the truth!!!!

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

That's why I don't date redheads.

And Mother Nature scores for a win!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Why didn't that happen 2000 years ago and save mankind a lot of grief.

Thats my kind of bed

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2019:

It's gonna take a whooole lot of grapes to refill that thing.

Sorry for posting such a bad joke. I just couldn't help myself.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Cote play on words.

That'll work!

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Interesting idea, but I would save it for the large cookout.

I don't think that's going to work.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

The gas comes out from that end.

Doesn’t happen

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Shove that into you know who's face...

I’m sure the question has been asked

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Still believe in the stork, do we?

That'd be me...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Laughter is always good.

And I still don't work there!!

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I go after work when it's almost closing time (closes at midnight) and that's what it looks like. It's self check or nothing.

Just may work

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Multi tasking-that's a damn good idea.

Ever done this

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

The octoweiner from Oscar Meyer .

This would turn me around too, but I ain't holdin' my breath.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

This is true. Like- we should all be piles of smoking ashes by now.

Ever happen to you

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

That's what I did to my ex.

So funny love it

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Kilts do make it easier to go-just lift it up and make sure it's out of the way and you're good to go. I own 3 kilts and I do wear them to festivals and fairs.

Oops anyone else

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

That's why I've saved my old drivers license photo's-I can see (in 4 year increments) how I've aged.

I had to check myself in. 😂

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

They better have a tall doorway or she's gonna get a concussion.

Any teenagers in your family ?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Tilt his head forward and give him a cane and he could be in the old mens section.

Can you relate ?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Actually tuesday is my day off of the week so after I get done with all the chores, I can relax for an hour or so.

How many cows had to die before they put up this sign?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

If the cow lands on your car can you keep it? You'll just need a big freezer and a butcher.

Medical history please?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Many of today's medicines can be traced back to natural cures.

warning for motorists.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Put texting on there also.

I'm not sure.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Somebody have dyslexia or just a really bad gps.

Blessed...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Perfect timing.

Germany’s Catholic Church lost more than 200,000 members in 2018 - Vatican News

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Good for them. As the old members age out, and young people don't join, the numbers will get better.

New Study Shows That Breathing Air Is Linked To Staying Alive [wokennews.com]

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Clean air. If you're living down wind from a coal fired power plant, your life will be shorter.

So confusing...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

It's not random. It's the second friday after the third thursday of the fourth month after the first full moon of the second month but before the first full moon that falls after the second saturday of the fourth month minus three weeks on even years. If it's an odd year it's the first friday after the first full moon of the third month but before the first full moon of the fourth month if the full moon falls after the second wednesday of the fourth month plus three days. See-it's easy and not at all random.

What happens with dogs and cats

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

He wants a soft spot to lay on, mine do it too. Some of my small ones go into the boxes to sleep. Scares the hell out of the cats, then they curl up together.

Men create gods in their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

So true

Epic.😄😂😂😂😉😉😉

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I would like to see the rest of the answers, this could be an interesting test.

Religion can be funny

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

She converted to Hors d'oeuvres.

Funny dog

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Mine don't care. I can't go to the gas station to get gas for the lawn mower alone and it's only 2 miles away.

Daddy did it at dawn😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Everybody wants a piece of the action.

Cheapest power bank ever.inbox me is the 🔑😄😄😄😄😁😁😁

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

It's that or a solar panel on your head.

Funny sign

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I wonder what kind of a day would be underwear?

And I'm sure he would have loved Hitler and Stalin.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Birds of a feather....