And coz you cannot eat love

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

As long as his insurance covers the Viagra, if not daddy gonna run out of money and then barbie gonna run away from daddy.

One full state of India on the border is now shown on the Chinese map.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

not much different than trump drawing the projected path of that hurricane from florida and georgia and having it suddenly turn west into alabama. or canceling a state visit to Denmark because they wouldn't let him buy greenland.

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What's wrong with beer at 9AM? Maybe it's just happy hour for the graveyard shift. These are good ones.

Ever been in the hood?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Were Hitchcock and Perkins taking a walk in the woods?

You can eat them

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

I wish it were too, but I really think it's time to the eye doctor .

Am I missing something here?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Maybe it was written by desantis or abbott or any other of those assholes of that ilk

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

That's about the way it seems to work.

What if our religion was each other?

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Maybe someday, when we get rid of all the false gods and accept this planet and all that's on it for what it really is.

Thursday Morning Meme Drop!

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I had so much fun living the dream at work that I retired on new years eve (actually 2:30 am new years day). And I proudly walked out the door with my finger held high.

I've recently learnt that 'blood is thicker than water' (family bonds are stronger than other ...

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Throw this one into the mix-" The proof of the pudding is in the tasting" (or some people use eating instead of tasting.)

Presidential portrait unveiled....

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I thought it would have a red, green and yellow beanie with a propeller on top and a big, round red nose.

Create your own happiness

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Bench seats taken to the extreme.

I hope he rolls over quick

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

His coffin is going to be verrrry thin.

Are you an adventurous eater?

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

It gets lost in translation.

Bible thumpers in the South, take note.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Break out the vaseline-you're gonna need it.

Awooooooooooo!

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Nothing stands in the way of waklies.

There's no reason why an old pagan atheist quilter cannot indulge in the whimsical and fantastical.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Very nice work.~~~~

Up, up and away!....

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

Looks like my kitchen.

Tense moment 😬

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

I think proper grammar is the least of his problems. I think he had too much to drink last night and it's a long way to the port-a-johns.

When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family ...

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

If everybody else is using tho office phone, it's only fair the maid can too.

or he who speaks knowledge one doesn't want to know.

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

That explains why all those idiots love trump

I’m sure I booked that seat…

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

He's touching her hand-I thought his kind only liked boys.

Relationship advice 101 - Wait until later

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

Maybe they're mormons. One wedding is cheaper than two. Easier to keep track of the anniversary too

A beautiful woman sat next to a man on a plane.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

I see a relapse on the horizon.

It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold...

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

And round and round we go.

Whatever helps you reduce your incessant scrolling is good. Sort of.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

The library is right-I don't call it the misinformation superhighway for nothing.

😍😍😍

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

And they both ate about the same amount of food everyday too.

My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave me it back.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2023:

I know the feeling.

They missed the good times

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Taco tuesdays are fine, all you have to do is play beach volleyball all day.

What happened to chivalry?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I don't think they will be exchanging phone numbers.....

In the game of hide and seek, we have a winner.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

And the military thinks they know something about camouflage?

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

These are good.

For language nerds 🙄😅😆

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

The sign maker got paid by the characters used.

I never thought about it from that angle?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

You have to admire his ability to stick to it.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I think Charlie doesen't really care much about defense.

Some people are always late in doing things 🙄 🤣

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Timing is everything.

Imagine that...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Works for me.

Wow, she told him!!!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I think she misunderstood the question.

Definitive answer to the age old question: at least according to this chart!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I've always said the egg came first because dinosaurs had been laying eggs millions of years before chickens evolved

This comment from the shooting in Texas infuriates me.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

What loving god would preordain this kind of violence on to any innocent people? Only a god full of hate and blood lust would do such a thing.

So, a bunch of men in dresses got together and held a party for an old guy.

EricJones comments on May 6, 2023:

He looked like he needed a walker, although the royal garments he was wearing do weigh a ton.

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Easter came late this year.

The same throughout the history

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

AR-15's are much faster and more popular. They're always on the front page of the newspaper.

Don't flatter yourself Bud

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

I think she's cute too, but lets not rush things ok?

He is goal focused.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Maybe he's a science major.

It stresses men out

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Does make it easier for the dog(s) to get a drink.

Germans work hard, just look at this

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Smarter than most of the high school grads in this country.

"Our judges are as honest as other men and not more so.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

The scales of justice seem to be very tilted toward party and now religion too. The conservative catholics on the supreme court seem to be voting catholic law, not federal law.

The First of May...

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

I went to michigan state and one may first was #1. Howling wind, wicked cold-I don't think it made it out of the 30's all day.

A holy place of worship cannot be wrong

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does anybody proof read these things and think before they put them up? Or is that the whole idea.

Along the same lines as my previous post

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

I was gonna say this has to be related to the last post.

Times have changed, so has Jesus.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

More like redneck jesus.

This is more useful in real life

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does it come with a loaf of bread?

Creative Artwork

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does hulk lift and lower the lid for everyone? Or is it just a reminder for guys to put the lid down for their spouse.

Rest in chaos, Jerry.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

He wouldn't have it any other way.

Mostly asshole…

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2023:

If that's a small, closed room that idiot is going to get a taste of his own stupidity.

Inquiring minds want to know, do they protest too much?

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Go for the low hanging fruit. Besides most of them are probably adulterers anyway.

Why I am an atheist.

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Especially when it's mid-service and full of people.

Praise the.....

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2023:

Now that robert has cte, maybe they should pray for that.

Be careful what you ask for...

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2023:

Especially at a vampire convention.

The day the laughter died.... Al Jaffee passes away at 102 years of age.

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2023:

His kind are few and far between. He was a true original. Rest in peace.

Just so you know

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Once you you read the first line, the rest is just a waste of ink, because roughly 90% of the population already knows the rest. The other 10% of the population have never been married.

Easter finale...

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Cute

Not bragging or anything....

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2023:

I don't think that's something you should be putting on your resume.

Thinly veiled threat.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2023:

It's going to be hard finding a lot of people who don't know who Alex Trebek was, and he was still young in that ad. And the answer is "what is milk"

Steal this unique idea for tonight

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2023:

Does "X" mark the spot?

Happy good friday

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2023:

He's an idiot-I'd tell her 3 hours. I'm not giving her a chance to get away

Schrodinger Plates?

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

I think I would place some pillows on the floor before I go for the save on this one.

Agnostics, look what we've done. Now Jebus is telling his father.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

He's all talk and no action.

That's gotta hurt.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Thats why I go barefoot.

Every issue ..

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

And the rest of it is clothing ads with skin over bone models.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

I'm keeping away from this family.

Happy Wednesday, hope you all have a great evening!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Peeps are made about 20 miles from me and if you use them for communion, you're gonna need a liter of wine to wash them down. As far as anybody growing up to be president-trump never grew up.

OK, I'm confused, did I get this from here or am I posting it here.......lol

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Works for me.

I have sympathy for the guy.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Just check for termites every month or so.

A vision of loveliness.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Beauty is in the eyes of the person with good vision.

It used to be occasionally, now it's almost every day.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Every time I hear an interview with some ultra conservative or maga nutcase.

Never mind Jesus' resurrection. You are never too old for Easter eggs. 😁

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

Easter monday is a great day-all the chocolate is half price.

Ok, this is totally wrong

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

Sometimes you have to be a bit more specific

Sorry, sorry!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

Was he in the horror section or the cookbook section?

We need a positive attitude

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

The street in front of my house would be a forest.

Finish the sentence...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2023:

We can't say that because we've never had a woman lead this country, at least so far.

An english man visits Scotland The English man checks into his room at the inn and fancies a ...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2023:

Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

I've just got to tag @pralina1, who has done the overnights for years now.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2023:

I agree. I just retired after working into the wee hours for 40 years and that's not happening. My partner would call me around 4 am every day for the last 5 years, even the when she was in hospital for the last 2 months of her life, and she would talk 20-30 minutes and not say anything. And I'm trying to get to bed.

“We must look beneath every stone, lest it conceal some politician ready to sting us.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2023:

I think politician is the correct term for this day and age.

The good old days....

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2023:

That's the problem with getting old-you look back and realize"I can't do that any more".

Full credit

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

They did follow the instructions as written.

Is it Russian made?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Rednecks joining the war effort?

Phones are really busy.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Only until I get into your office.

Yeah, right

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Get used to sleeping on the sofa dude.

Works for me…

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Sooner or later ya gotta turn the lights back on.

The real story the Bible hid from you

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

I have #13 living in my garage. Was born under my porch last fall, and moved into the garage when it got cold to over winter with some of my outside cats.

Be reasonable yo!

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

From the looks of the background it's not going to matter much anyway.

I became a believer

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

At least from this angle.

“It’s not just the books under fire now that worry me.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

In my area a lot of extreme right nut cases are trying to get on school boards just so they can get control of the schools and force them to teach an extreme right agenda.

Hay, I think it's funny!

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

And don't forget to give him a 5 gallon container of vaseline, so when the other inmates pin his ass to the floor

I know it's wrong, but....;

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Boom.

I'm just sayin, anything for a holiday.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Finally, a saint worth worshiping.

Yeah, just sayin...

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2023:

I worked in pharmacy for 40+ years-metric is easier. I also use a metric tape measure, again easier

Official fast food of the right wing.

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2023:

So that's how he fed the multitudes-snuck a few family buckets in the back door.