She's good for something..

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Turn the sofa lengthwise and a good strong rope and she could ride up front and be safe. I hope they're not planning to use it for reproduction.

Today's 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

They're good. Please show us more.

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Very true.

I find meaning in defining my values and attempting to live by them.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

You're a blank sheet of paper until you start doing something. And that's how you start writing the book that becomes you. So make it good.

Men's pubic hair styles.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I'm the only one who sees it so I don't worry about it and don't care.

Fake news about fake religion.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Beam me up Scotty.

Oh Jeebus,Oh jeebus.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

No, she yells oh god and I answer "what?"

Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I remember one of those from an advanced first aid class. They over greased the "baby" and it shot across the room.

Time to make up a meme...go Ps. A ridiculous movie....

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I think he has a bit of a glandular problem.

You know there is some dude out there right now with these on, thinking he's all it & a bag of ...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Mine are long enough that nothing's gonna fall out and women have given me nice comments about my legs, so tough.

I'm just gonna leave this here...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

There's a reason I wear skivvies...

Hey Ken, your barbie just blew off the back.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He hasn't got a dashboard to stick her on, so I guess this is the next best thing.

There is no God. Only the Bucket.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I prefer my homemade thank you.

Uncomfortable.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

That's why you don't take the family to the movies, except the spouse to get them into the right frame of mind.

Well, I guess. If you insist.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I wouldn't want to do that; first you'll need a stepladder, second-if that moose decides to kick back you're gonna land in last tuesday.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Whatever they are they were put there with intent, they're both exactly the same. Or are they a photoshop watermark?

Somewhere in Sheung Wan, in Hongkong Island😊 Hongkong!

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Beautiful area-great pics

All hail Pan! (Lifted from Facebook).

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Only if you get your dirty hooves out of my car-I just had it detailed and you're getting it dirty.

Last day....

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Pride parade....

We need more feel-good stories like this.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

That'll teach him...

shopping on Craigslist

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Assuming it's attached-how are you gonna take it home?

And it pisses me off.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I don't think tilting the phone is going to help this one.

Pretty accurate.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Bag of bullshit-that's dripping.

Tall guy at the concert.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

He's not the only one, but that's why I like elevated stages.

Any takers?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Is that the bad guy from despicable me 2?

Coping with reality

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

And he made some real winners. And he's right.

Compassion is the basis of morality.......Arthur Schopenhauer.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Very true.

So me it hurts. 😁

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Some people just don't get the unapproachable bit.

a picture is worth a thousand words

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

And what happens if this turns out to be a short marriage?

And away I go

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Maybe he should ask his daddy, because the old man is supposed to know everything.Or maybe he's just a peeping jesus getting his jollies.

Yes, there are several unpleasant characters there.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Was he talking about the priests or the spaniards in general

Forget about fettuccine alfredo – a Fool’s Gold Loaf is the REAL heart attack on a plate.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Today he could buy it on amazon and have it shipped via fed-ex overnight and never got his fat butt off the sofa.

It isn't the Jewish people....

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Just a bunch of well trained and well armed thugs.

I don't understand why they broke it out into its own separate book instead of just adding a ...

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Because Grimm's fairy tales were too upbeat and positive for the bible.

Mother Teresa's Sad, Disturbing Legacy Isn't What You Think It Is

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Typical of the catholic church double speak-pain and suffering is good for you. Giving all your money to the church and not asking questions is good for you. The catholic god is the only real god. And if you don't convert you're not worthy of our help and life saving treatments. Just another catholic sadist who lusts for money.

The stupid! It burns! Creationist Ken Ham Claims Public Libraries Are ‘Dangerous Places’ For ...

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Being exposed to new and radical ideas like knowledge and science and real history are very dangerous-especially to religion.

Too much cuteness! [mymodernmet.com]

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

That is just way too cute.

Well, someone has to bring the balls!

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Ooops.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter......Mark Twain.

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Then why do we spend billions every year building weapons and not comedians?

he never had a prayer!

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

At least he went out with a bang.

In retrospect ...

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

You'd be amazed what can go wrong

7 out of 10 people...!

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Since when is an accordion a musical instrument?

Waste management

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

We dump our garbage all over their lands, so I guess it's only fair.

Dial D for murDer

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

The first duck better move or he's gonna be flattened as Margaret rolls down the steps.

Poor wardrobe choice!

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Define fun. My fun may be very different than your fun. Maybe she was the fun.

If we don’t stand up for children, then we don’t stand for much.

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Very true. Between trump & company, the catholic church and all the sheep who let these monsters get away with their crimes against children, then we stand for nothing.

My spiritual adviser!

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Works for me.

Act fast! Time lost is brain lost!

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

The brainwashed social media slaves.

point, set, match

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Publish this in the papers.

I'm betting most people will spit on the front of that stamp

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

As long as they put the glue on the wrong side.

It’s possible I’ve done this here

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Caught in the act.

And what do they have on their feet??!

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Knit man and crochet girl to the rescue.

And the race is on...

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Almost as bad as Hannibal and his elephants.

Okay, okay... Here's an INTERMISSION for the guys. Remember when?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Oh hell yes.

When she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete whore

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Really? At my age I'd be thrilled. That boy spent way too much time in church.

Middle-age.

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

That's why I do yoga-stay flexible. The problem is when does middle age begin? If I'm living to 100-I'm middle aged. If I'm only gonna make it to 70-I'm old. Given I don't know when I'm gonna croak-I say I'm still young.

Read the whole set of instructions. Someone has a very creative mind.

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Somebody was having a good time that day. I just went to their web site and it's a real gas. They look like a fun bunch.

Are you naughty?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I've never been one to follow too many rules-takes all the fun out of everything.

Nail Salon's Hilariously Risqué Name Sparks Controversy and Laughs [thrillist.com]

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I like the way it works. gets people talking and that's free advertising. Smart move. That being said-if anybody sees Robert Kraft going in and out then all bets are off.

Don'cha think?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

It can

Daddy’s glad god doesn’t answer prayers... lol

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

At least it's not her and a bunch of her friends.

What is wrong with people today?

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Is that what ya'll call future rednecks?

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Cute.

The only explanation ...

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Really

Notice the signs, before it is too late.😀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

That would explain at least one thing...

Well then...

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Maybe you should look into moving a bit further away.

And fill them with money!

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

There are- I call them coworkers.

We’re star dust

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Now I'm afraid to sneeze-I might send aunt Bertha flying all over the house.

English is fun.😀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Messing with English language and grammar and sin tax fun is.

Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues...

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And thus knowledge is gained.

Breakfast time

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

If that's what pebbles looks like I'd be doing more than that...

What progress?

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

What's old is new again.

You gotta CYA

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Give them to the testers.

Smart man.....

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And religion is what kept the rich in power for many centuries.

Finish Him!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That sibling rivalry started early.

Puntastico!!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That's a good one.

Somebody got it wrong.

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

They say the eyes are the gateway to the soul, not the asshole. Or did I miss something in anatomy class.

Have a great weekend all!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

My plans were made for me-I have to work.

Made me chuckle! I guess he didn't like my comment about his stooopid Trump t-shirt.

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I don't need jesus to heal my heart, Dr. says I have the heart of a 25-35 year old. On the other hand; I have some ahtletes foot, if he wants to heal something..

My mom can beat your mom up!

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

She didn't cheat-so who's the real saint here?

I'm going on vacation in 2 weeks. Whole closet must go. 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

That's me. But if I'm going to visit my mom, it's the same shirt for 3 or 4 days-depends how dirty I get. (I do the "heavy lifting" that she can't do any more.).

Oh my my😅😂🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

It did need to be cleaned out any way, but just not like that.

And she gave a gift card for the Mini bar! She’s the best.

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Don't pack much, you really won't need it.

Wish I could read faster

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Gotta get a book, gotta get a book, want book, need book

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with......Mark Twain.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

It's much more fun shared.

Sure. We can do that.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Well, that was what she said. I'll bet the back of her stone is very popular.

Good thing I have an umbrella.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

He's right and also quite fun.

Trump rally.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Yep, that about sums it up.

"It's Mine!"

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

A few weeks worth of munchies. Or it's a giant hay cupcake.

Just a few punny memes

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

There are some good ones in there.

How to win friends and influence enemies

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Too true. Nothing like having a nice peaceful moment rudely interrupted.

The more you know, the more you know you don’t know

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I try to do that every day.

Another perspective

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

That is really cool.

What is it going to happen?

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

That's gonna hurt-alot.

pretty much spot on

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Must be an impostor; he would never insult anybody :O

Oh, big old Nope!!

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Better start looking at your old social calender, because those sown wild oats took root.

Math is hard.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

somebody's math teacher is spinning like a top.

Moooo F. O.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Is that for mongo to tie up his bull?

Is 4 a lot?

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Very true.

Haunted...

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I must have an entire army like that because I haven't looked at a friend request in years.