Just my luck! I decide to take public transportation to work, and this happens...

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Nobody is ever going to believe that late excuse.

My watchdog - well, pretending to be. He is pretty useless, actually. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

He's a cutie. I know the feeling. I have 7 shih tzu's and one crazy amazon parrot. Guess who guards the back door. The dogs will bark and go away, the bird looks and says "don't know you" and it's game on.

Over 1,600 books were banned in U.S. school districts in one year – and the number is increasing

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

A coordinated effort nationwide by the far right to make their agenda of christian minority hate the rule of the land. Many of them think that reading a book about LGBTQ is going to make you LGBTQ. They can't accept that people are different than them and are trying to make them and all they stand for go away. The genie is out of the bottle (closet?), learn to accept it and make the world a better place.

That was one hell of a class

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

The tutors name wasn't Timmy Leary was it?

And so Judaism began with an ouchie.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

That's porn-quickly, tell the far right to ban the bible from all bookshelves.

Looks more like you've been kicked out by your missus, mate. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Did the dog win too?

Never give more than 25%.

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

This public service announcement was not brought to you by the vampire union local 253.

And who can blame him?

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Around and around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey stopped, pulled.out his gun and pop goes the weasel.

What a guy!

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

He's gonna have a LOT of company. Maybe trump can build a bunch of gaudy towers with 10 x 10 rooms all with lindell as the interior decorator.

Yes, margarine is inferior. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

I keep my butter in an old margarine container.

Not just in the morning, either.

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

For the first one I usually tell people a high fiber diet but the bladder works too.

Dads are not playing these days

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Daddy's busy working three jobs to make enough to send you to college

Somewhere in Alabama 🤔

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

I know it's legal in West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. Just look at the people they send to the senate in washington.

Wait, isn't this illegal in Alabama?

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

That's the deep south and the first thing that comes to mind is "ain't karma a bitch.".

Trump Criminal Galore 2

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2022:

These are some really good ones

Happy Saturday Night!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2022:

The acupuncture is my house to the letter. My legs look like I'm either a cutter or shooting up all the time. In my house keflex (antibiotic used for skin infections) is a maintenance drug.

Trump Dump....

EricJones comments on Aug 13, 2022:

The law and order president (and party) just found out that the door swings both ways and they just got it right in the kisser.

Divided loyalties???

EricJones comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Is that worshipping two false gods at the same time? Or just the golden elephant?

Some changes are coming

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Is that called womens rights?

Yes it is

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

One dummy learned how to walk upright and it was all downhill from there.

So helpful...Does she have any sisters???

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

A house warming present-how sweet.

Flogging a dead horse? :-D

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Maybe he was only counting from the wedding and she was counting from the time they met.

Wednesday!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Jul 14, 2022:

What about 5 crazy people for one hour-then all I have to do is go to work for an hour and I'm in.

For your viewing pleasure, or something like that.

EricJones comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Who took all these pictures of my house?

I thought the word 'Caesarean' began with the letter 'S' but when I looked in the dictionary, it was...

EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2022:

I love it. That's a good one.

Its all about perspective

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2022:

All that frothy water is from all the fish beating a path out of town.

Peopling is exhausting to me. I prefer large gatherings in very small doses.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2022:

I like large gatherings too-festivals, fairs and the like where there are so many people I can just disappear into the crowd.

Happy treason day to all us Bloody Bastards!!

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I want to take yoda and his psa and hang it on every door, wall and any other vertical surface in my ER

Be careful while banging whatever

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Looks like superman hasn't seen lois for a while....

For a morning hug

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Guys-don't forget to pick this thing up before you go, because if you miss-even a little-you'll spend the rest of your life peeing out your nose.

Isn't that the truth?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

And don't forget the stock holders too. I've worked in a hospital pharmacy for way too long (about to start my 44th year-6 more months and I'm out) and I can attest to that. A fair amount of drugs have been derived from plants over the years and they still cost a fortune and yet when the patent goes off the price goes through the floor. What price life?

He was an engineering student from Georgia

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

An elevator for the claustrophobic crowd.

Looking back, that was the happiest

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

If you had used a google phone to take the photo, you could have yourself erased out of the photo and told everyone the body jumped over the side by itself.

Today's Riddle What is not an island?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

If time waits for no man, and no man is an island-does time wait for an island?

Clarence Thomas needs to be reminded and removed…

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Thomas and all trumps justice appointees too.

Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall. - William Shakespeare

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Old Bill was never around when the doughnut box hit the office meeting room table.

Don't even try it lol

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

We're far smarter than that. We use logic and ask questions.

Logic of the Christ

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Don't try and figure it out-it'll just give you a headache and nausea.

“Here’s to the crazy ones.

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2022:

The world needs more people like these "outsiders" I've always looked at things and said what if we try this and see what happens, but only on a small scale. These are the people who do it on the grand scale.

Mega church leader with 5 million world wide followers gets more than 16 years for sexual abuse.

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2022:

And the catholic church with roughly 1 billion members tells the courts "don't worry, we'll take care of it ourselves.". And it gets swept under the rug. They throw some collection money at the victims, make them sign a nondisclosure agreement and laugh like hell. What's wrong with this picture?

In the Texas legislature, more than 6 dildos constitutes a quorum.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2022:

That tells you what the lawmakers in texass (yes I spelled it the right way) think of women. -----

If you can read this, we can be friends.

EricJones comments on May 30, 2022:

b52's love shack and baby from dirty dancing the verse is love shack,baby love shack

Can't argue.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

That is great, I love it.

Nah. Let them be mysterious and attractive. 😆

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

Just a little lite reading.

This will probably be me…

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I'll play the lottery thank you.

I want to make it clear.... Lol

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I'd secure her very well to the deck, she won't fall over board.

The bartender is unmarried, I think.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

The fine print is always the killer.

I miss Kenny Rogers.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I wonder which is going to bounce farther-the wheel or the guy on the bike.

My mind is all over on this... to tell you the truth

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

Super glue.

A biblical infection!

EricJones comments on May 20, 2022:

Is that another way of saying fire in the hole?

EricJones comments on May 20, 2022:

Some people really shouldn't be left out of the house.

The sum of it for me…

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

Typical religion salesperson-does not know a damn thing about the product he's pushing on others. Ignorance is bliss and they are a blissed out bunch.

The ultimate Sunday snack!

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

At least you're not spreading germs by everyone drinking out of the same mug like some churches do.

Happy Sunday!!!! 😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

That's mom-just telling it like it is.

No, every day is not boring

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Well, that does explain her huge breasts.

NYC - the place of happenings

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That's disney-use them up and spit them out.

OnlyFans has caught everyone attention

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That looks like my misha

Communication is key

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

He's always the last to know...

Funny and sad too :)

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Who knows-maybe he just needs a newer power source.

That's why I want get out of deep South

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

wait until she finishes the bottle and with any luck passes out.

Ladies, this is not much help but it works.

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That is what he wants after all so give it to him.

Long story short....

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Gallagher's sledge-o-matic has nothing on what is about to happen here.

He must be really good.

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

So their favorite direction to do it is up?

Biggest pile of it I've ever seen.

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

I always thought shit was some shade of brown-not spray on orange.

Pay attention!

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Is that sign language?

‘Yoga Barbie’ blasted as Satanic and you couldn’t make this stuff up / Queerty

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

And yet much of christianity is based upon (and steals from) most of the eastern religions. These people are really stupid. On a side note that is one of the few poses I still can't do, even after almost 40 years of yoga-I'm being upstaged by an over endowed piece of plastic.

Arsenals ...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

It's the last two that scare the hell out of me.

I was that nerd

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

He who laughs last...

Have some compassion

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

At least they're biting the sheets and not something else.

This is what happened

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

Instead of the golden calf they worship the golden moron.

Food from outside tastes different

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

Is that how a bun in the oven starts?

Beware of fake campaigns on GoFundMe

EricJones comments on May 14, 2022:

If she's a refugee I'll be more than happy to take her in.

Just ordered my T-shirt...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2022:

depends which way you're facing. Some people may think you're giving piggie back rides.

Works for me...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Count me in.

So true, so true!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2022:

The older I get the more this applies.

Never trust autocratic too much

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I think somebody's on to something here.

“Happiness is NOW! It isn’t yesterday.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I can't change the past and I can't see the future, so lets live in the moment-works for me.

All your super powers, but you can’t put the damned seat down.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2022:

The next thin you know they're fighting about the roll being over or under.

“If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I should not think Man ...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2022:

How true-we (humans) have a lot of room for improvement. We're really great at finding ways to kill each other with great efficiency, but beyond that....

I was hoping to take some leftovers from the party, but my plans were foiled.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Curses, foiled again said the twice baked potato.

Robot sex.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2022:

At least you shouldn't be able to catch anything. And sowing your wild oats and praying for crop failure shouldn't be an issue either.

“The excessive use of force creates legitimacy problems, and force without legitimacy leads to ...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Just ask George Floyd as the most recent example.

It’s a subjugation thing…

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2022:

So very true.

why women live longer than men

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2022:

I wonder if they ever heard of some guy named Sir Issac Newton?

The pomp and the chutzpah 😂 kudos to the marketing team for this brilliancy [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2022:

That is so twisted and busts so many balloons-somebody's in a back room laughing their ass off.

I confess, it has been fun.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

One dope slap has spawned an entire industry.

Collection for your review!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

These are great.

Can I get a hell yeah!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Did he know that before or after she bought him the shirt.

I suffered through church for 90 years for this?

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

True-heaven is supposed to be paradise, perfect in every way-how boring.

Bad idea...

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Talk about a dry hole, plus all that digging-I'd be too tired.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, then you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Very true-putting your head in the sand never solved anything.

Listen to smart women.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Stupid conservatives.

Pope begs forgiveness of Indigenous for Canada school abuses 'For the deplorable conduct of those ...

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Isn't that what they call papal bull?

Build the wall!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Too true, and it begs the question- who's the real angel?

Three things done really well...

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Worlds greatest con job.

amen lord god

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I much prefer a claymore, but I guess whatever you have handy will do.

Be grateful to who bring your food.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2022:

There's a reason they put hooks on the inside of the door....

If you're a fan, you'll get it Yeah Star Wars

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Vader got his start at Boeing?

😂😂😂This is so true!

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2022:

That's why my ass never went anywhere near a management job.

Ain't that the truth?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I have 4 birds, 7 dogs, and a small army of cats, so yea you won't get an arguement from me.