Trump refuses to apologize to Central Park Five after their criminal convictions were vacated

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Because he thinks he's always right-even when proven by overwhelming evidence that he's wrong-he's just that full of himself. Besides they are black, and he's not exactly fond of anybody that's not a white christian.

I pretty sure I posted this before, but her expression is to die for

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Really, I'm with her.

I never liked Mr. Ball

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Did Lenny design airplane and movie theater seats?

let's try this one on for size

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Proof that flip flops float.

All for prayer in school, as long as EVERYONE is included

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

According to the courts all religions are to be treated equally, so....

Some guys are just way too romantic

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That's a good one.

Saw this on the train today and it really hit me.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The reflection over his neck looks like she's laughing like crazy. He looks like he's actually sleeping and somebody is having some fun at his expense. I'm laughing.

Gotta give him some credit.. he got part of it right.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Maybe it's flavored?

Heed the warning...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Wait for a breeze and stay up wind.

I wholeheartedly endorse this: "I was born with a reading list I will never finish.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

It's our job to keep the authors working.

Izzy life

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Who cares about modesty-I'm comfy.

Vanilla bull shit things lol

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That's one reason why I don't drink coffee,

I am a bit evil at times

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Get a whole bunch of friends together and do that on black friday. And get somebody to video the whole thing.

I'm going to use this in my upcoming interview...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

At least he's honest.

Kids, love them or....

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The kid with the tank could get a job with some foreign countries in riot control.

Dancing with the Tsars

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That is good.

Karma's a bitch....

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Just ask my ex girlfriend-everything she could do wrong, she did. Now she has a very aggressive breast cancer and her 5 year outlook is not good. Karma strikes again.

Don't forget the awards ceremony

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The garden gnome should know better than to flip off King Midas.

Read the headline...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Some sections like leisure and travel are printed ahead of time, so it is possible. Or she just prove the poem "There was a lady named bright, who's speed was far faster than light, she left one day in a relative way, and returned the previous night".

Hey, take a picture of this sna... Ow!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

This boy gives rednecks a bad name.

That'll do the trick.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Selling antacids to go with the spicy footlongs?

Just saying...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Blame statan or say "it's the will of god"; either way it's passing the buck because you can't be responsible for your own actions.

You go girl...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

What horse is that for?

So lovely...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

It hits the ground- it's mine.

A couple days late

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

God screws his broad, knocks her up and then disappears like a fart in the wind and Joey gets stuck raising the kid. At least god could have helped with diaper duty and maybe a little child support.

Inappropriately indeed

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Teach me the ways...Please...I'll beg...

Problem solved!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

But what if it's a pancake cooking on the griddle???

A history note:

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Today we call them buskers. But I love the word play.

Really? Really??!!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I can tell you that exchange was the pharmacy and doctor. That's why I like a computer printed Rx.

It's all about the horns.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I haven't done any trig in 40 years, but these are great.

I wondered how that worked.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I would try paper bags-at least they're flexible.

This definitely works for me (sometimes)

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I don't mind...

Let's be honest here.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Dagwood-you have a challenger.

Here kitty kitty kitty

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Poor mans acupuncture.

The real Serenity Prayer

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Cute.

Bye, Skippy!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

At least he went with a famous brand and not some cheap generic one.

These cartoon images are priceless.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

These are great matchings.

Here is a cute one

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That's a good one.

Cooking failure. Start over. How did you handle it?

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Did you have enough ingredients to just double the date bars?

Well He does preform miracles.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Don't tell this to the religious nuts, they will tell you that you are wrong because all the pictures in the bible show everybody's white as an Eskimo. Yea, right.

How were you born?

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I was a top tier distance runner in my area for about 25 years, so I guess I was born to run.

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each ...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

It helps to make a well adjusted child.

"It is far easier for civilized men to act like barbarians than it is for barbarians to act like ...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Too true. It doesn't take much for a man to de-evolve to a lower primate.

Every time.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Sounds like me with chocolate chip cookies.

Well, I guess that's one way.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

As long as you know what the body looks like before you dig it up-you don't to go through all that work and get blubby bertha

It's gonna blow..

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I don't want to be in that neighbor hood when she lets fly...

What I wish would happen to every pedant ...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

High intelligence doesn't always mean high common sense.

Oh boy! Can't fix stupid.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

This clown must read the bible a lot.

I better start planning now. What would be your next excuse?

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Just tell everyone your too busy counting all your money.

Perhaps it should be in Politics

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Trump and his war hawk cronies ( bolton etc.) want war, Iran's only pushing back. They didn't react the way trump wanted them to when he pulled out of the treaty. Trump is trying to start a war so when we win he can brag about it as commander in chief.

Alternate theory of Superman’s origin story.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased, sometimes it gets exiled.

How did you come to be atheist, agnostic, etc.?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

None of it ever made sense. I kept trying to put the pieces together with reality and nothing ever fit. The bible didn't match the histories of the other mid-east countries, especially Egypt. They had no record of any plagues and then moses and a very large group of people leaving the country. You would think somebody would have noticed. Jesus miracles, etc. For all the people who supposedly witnessed these happenings, nobody ever documented it in any way except the bible? Really? I just gave up and grew up.

Gandhi: “There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form...

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But you don't see the children of god going out of their way trying to feed them. They give a little extra to the church to feed the hungry, but they never follow the money to see where it really goes. The church says "trust us" and the idiots do.

Anyone get like this?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I don't have enough hair, but the face - yes

For week old buns?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

It's hard to hear and breathe with week old buns stuffed in your ears and nostrils.

I disagree with the meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But it's what makes fathers day possible.

10 characters

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Did he survive?

Nope! I have no idea what you are talking about 🙄😬

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

A small piece stayed behind to sacrifice itself while the rest escaped.

Are you sure?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I just leave the door open.

Woof woof.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's me.

There you go.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I've heard of burying your head in the sand, but burying it in the ocean is a new one.

There are people like that.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Following the human migration out of Africa?

They should at least put on a bathing suit.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Bathing suit-birthday suit- same difference.

That oughta do it.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Between my dogs and cats I hear that so often I'd probably sleep through it.

Yo mama....

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I'd be in the living room inside beau's cage (he's the bird on my shoulder).

Quote .

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sounds like the game show lets make a deal.

The Pennsylvania monument at Gettysburg, PA.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Nice pic. One of these years I've gotta visit again, it's been over 40 years.

Do any of you in this ever lisen to Christy the Word Smith on National Public Radio?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

She might still be more local. I listen to 3 npr stations-wdiy, wunc and public radio east and she's not on any of them.

Some light reading for the evening.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It's called having a job that takes up all your play time.

Extra cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

#2 is too cute.

pig parker

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Mean little kid...

White trash and recycling ... (WTF? There's something wrong with some people. LOLOL) 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Down south the landfills are segregated-one section has a sign that says "white trash only".

Obama .....

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Let me guess-the other guy crushed the empty cans against his head.

That explains it! they are just fucking with us

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I work second shift.

Grab them by the BLAM!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That must be a long line and the woman at the end gets the baseball bat.

Sigh. Swoon.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Why does the guy in yellow have his hand in the other guys pocket?

My next reincarnation.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I go to work.

Take that Millennials

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Hell, the music I listened to in high school is being played in nursing homes!!!:( :(

Looks can be Deceiving

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

If they want to sell the boat it has to include the belles. And I look better in a speedo than they do (granted they set that bar really low).

for @MichelleGar1

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That ain't Disney's Cinderella...

i am rooting for the duck god, rabbits are crazy

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Hang these on the church door, bulletin boards, billboards along the highway and any place you can think of.

On Cass Ave.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Caused by self serving, self centered, uncaring, power hungry, egotistical, heartless monsters who gave their kids to nannies to raise and never interacted with them from one week to the next.

Children's day??? WTF?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It depends what kind of home environment you live in.

Good thing...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

"A" for effort; "D" for results. Save the "F" for breaking the phone and not just the glass..

Some cats are smarter than others...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

My peanut figured out that if he pushes hard enough on the storm door the latch lets go and out he goes.

Makes perfect sense

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Maybe they were happy to see him being put out of our misery.

For all the proud papas

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It does take two to make it happen...

Some folks need to go to summer school. Others need to find some smarter friends. ;)

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Somebody didn't pay much attention in class.

Diet is everything, don’t ya’ll agree?😂

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Eating raw cookie dough-living life on the edge.

Pretty much part of the human condition

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

True, very true.

Oysters????

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's a cheesy groaner.

Happy Father's Day all you dads who been stealing milk!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He's just reliving his childhood.

Age old problem.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Make a pick with a small bit of metal in it and use a magnet to get it out.

Fear of loathing

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

A stoned kitty, as if they weren't crazy enough clean.

Cured Ham.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I think there was too much saline in his IV.

I know nothzing...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He'd fit the bill perfectly. With the orange tweeting any stray thought and his private phone to fox-he doesn't need a press spokes person.

Grandma's house.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

That may explain why the dog is overweight.

F@%& you and your best friend.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Smart kid. Should be in an orange commercial on TV.

Hahahahahahaha

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

He'll be easy to pick out of the line up. But he's gonna need a special cell, he'll be able to pass through the bars.

I wonder if the European union is going to propose that a wall should be built to keep Americans ...

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

At least they'll get a good education and bring it back here. Or get a good job over there and send money back here.