Yeah can't go there

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

This guy sounds like fun.

We are screwed

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

We're not screwed, we're really screwed, and I mean big league, big like nobody has ever seen before big, tremendous big, out of this world big time screwed.

Other people's misery makes good business

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Some corporation is gonna make some money on this bug.

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Glad I haven't eaten yet and now have no intent to for the rest of the night.

Hello from Texas

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why spicy peppers and gloves go well together.

The evolution of world maps over 1800 years. [openculture.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Very interesting.

Which one of you?

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The little communion wafer is supposed to be jesus body. So anybody that eats the wafer is eating the first christian, so therefor anybody that takes communion will burn in hell.

Just checking in..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Define "normal".

No more kisses from granny

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Never thought about that. You go to the atm, grocery, or anyplace that involves cash, and there's grandma.

Poor doggy

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I sniffed it's butt and it's really ripe-do something.

Funny dog

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Camera was facing the wrong way.

Doggy is upset

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why I keep the lid down.

Lol doggy wants his treat

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's what I look like after giving them a bath.

Yup typical lol

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Mine know the sound of the cabinet door where I keep the peanut butter.

The danger of technology

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It's not called the "mom" model is it?

Don’t look too hard!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The color may change but the body is still there.

Part 3 - that's all I got. Thank you FB for the funnies from my youth 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

If we remember all of these-we're showing our age-boomers. And I still have the faint marks on my shin from the pedal. Pop the chain at 20mph-oh yea.

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage." - Immanuel Kant

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Too true. Only man can hold back the advancement of mankind.

Best way to stay safe

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I'd need both hands to hold the lead pipe.

Ever been there

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I have said for a long time I work in the land of id because I'm surrounded by idiots.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Be honest with yourself and be happy.

A virus alert in Germany

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It's thought to be spread through aerosol droplets, so yea, should work.

Yes better

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Really.

That will do it

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Just looking at that is bad for your heart.

But you don't understand..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I think she knows something.

DIY.. u methed up

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

A little shake and bake?

This is a bargain..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

At that price? It's been cut.

Shit brown and puke green

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Every day at work.

When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Blonds with short skirts-Yep, that's fox.

Oh...this Mormons!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

With that many kids? They have to be Mormons.

Lmao they might do it

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

And he's done them all many times and said it was an act of god.

Who who who!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Good one.

Wondered about that

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Surprised that didn't happen more often.

A rule is a rule

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Praise Allah and pass the K-Y.

Damned if you do, damned if you...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Just wear pants and don't worry about it.

Yup makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It wasn't pulled out of a nose-it was the other end. And don't forget the orange spray paint.

Little something from up North

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Try to leave some skin intact.

I am GROOT!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Groot in a bad mood?

Believers don't need proof

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What's the saying- She had me at swallows on first date?

Yeah drunk

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Try and find the pot of gold at the end of that one.

They dont know irony

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Really? Oh please tell me another....

Don’t judge it by MY life!

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Straight out of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Wife is deadlier than Corona virus.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Unless she's wearing his jockstrap-then it's even.

Need a sharpie on the right.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Just have long bangs and nobody will notice.

Life comparison.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

That reminds me of the walls in the mens rooms at the philosophy building at college.

Confrontation?

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

This could be an interesting debate.Although jesus tangling with a couple of bikers might not be one of his brighter moves.

Scared me straight..no more shoplifting! 😂

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

It does make the colonoscopy easier.

Guilt is a killer

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

He's a cutie.

Wakey, Wakey!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

That's gonna be fun

Jlep kjouehab

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

I want the car behind her.

Some people! LMAO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

The older you get the more you appreciate vanilla. It's not easy trying to stop the emergency room staff from laughing their asses off when you try and explain how you broke your arm or your hip or whatever.

That is a good reason

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Love modern children’s books

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Leaping buildings in a single bound-yep, he's had a few.

Boom goes the dynamite

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Would it have been different had he been white?

Gloria is smooth

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

If it feels good...

Seems that way...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Boy, is he right.

line from the new Jim Carrey show "Kidding" : "The world is filled with lunatics who think that the ...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Isn't paranoia fun?

If any of you ladies wanna get in on a hot market!🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Those really tight sports bras are going to be a problem though.

That's ok, my dog(s) understand ❤🐕❤

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Mine all understand. I just wish they would leave some room for me.

Still funny after all these years.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

They dreamed up more ways for him to crater than Carter (acme?) has pills.

I wonder what the best way to spread a deadly virus might be, if I were an evil genius?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Covid-19 is one of the best ways. Long contagious period before any symptoms show up-that's the way to do it.

Gonna pass on that

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian.

Speaks for itself

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I don't think that'll be on the streets for a while.

Smart car dumb driver?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

He wants to make a fast get away after he beats up the biker at the bar.

For all the followers of British royalty.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Meghan's good looking but married so i could really care less. Harry doesn't want to relive the nightmare of his mother and he's right. Good luck.

Happens to me all the time

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I think they have somebody who comes around and un-fixes the good ones.

Not suprised

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Well, it's a given that the zombie is smarter than he is, so....

Artistic License.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Smart kid, although I think he's been watching too many war movies.

Not the job I signed up for!🥴😝

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

The part of the job description they didn't tell you about when you popped out.

Hailz Satan 😈

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Looks like one hell of a static charge built up....

He is honest to a fault

EricJones comments on Feb 29, 2020:

She ain't gonna be collecting him......

Younger generation...

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

And the video as well.

Oops be careful

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Probably would be better than the idiot we have now.

Glad I skipped collage.

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Yeah Karen.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I like that answer.

Why?...…...

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Obviously it's not Howard the duck....

I thought I heard some cheering.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

All mine hears is me telling the dogs and cats to move over so I can get in the bed.

Meow......

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

That looks like my peanut, open mouth and all.

That strange feeling at home alone - Ha!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The skeletons want out.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

You get what you give.

It's a miracle!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

He must have reeeeally good hearing.

who uses their phone as a mirror?

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Unless you get a proposition or two (or more), you reeeeally messed up.

Fellow Canadians... Don't Be Fooled!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Eastern Pennsylvania isn't much better .

Don’t stalk your dreams

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I tried following my dream-she got a restraining order: now I have to stay 500 feet away.

When you don't have your measuring stick handy, improvise.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That is NOT the place you want frostbite!!!

The catholic church has an app. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

They're sneaky that way. It did take me a few minutes to get past the tinder pic.

todays four

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

#3 should sell a lot, but without the glasses you won't be able to read it.

Some things can't be helped.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Shouldn't it be a line and not a circle?

Nope. Don't need that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Isn't that another term for a thong?

Watch out for that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Always buy from a reputable source.

Agreed....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I know that the sign has two sides but somebody didn't read the back when they hung it. Or maybe they did...

Here goes..

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Good ones.

Three for you!

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

For the third car they could have taken the hood off a mack truck and plunked it on

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this may or may not have happened to me before

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

No different than the missing glasses on the top of the head trick.

An honest priest

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Death bed confession?

I know this is agnostic.com, but i had to post this

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

The great flood didn't solve a damn thing-just a waste of water.

The wisdom of Charlie Kirk.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

He's stupid and dishonest.

Good question....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Not really- he likes raping teenage girls

Butter-henge?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Anybody have any baked potatoes laying around?

At least they are learning to adapt. LOL

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Nobody ever said christians were all that smart.