Who else can relate to this? Or has a doggy with social anxiety (aka fear of being left alone)?

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

Along with my dogs, a couple of my cats do that too.

There’s one perspective on life I haven’t heard

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

I work in the basement- 8-9 feet underground. I've spent most of my life below the grass.

If he’s twice as strong as he looks, he’s still going to be pancaked and Tuesday is canceled…

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

Atn't gravity a bitch.

Laundry day

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

"This humidity is killing me"

Then time went away.

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

Where I work lunchtime sure seems like an illusion.

Marvin is my hero.

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

They were fun books.

Not a popular deity and I don't known why.

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

He's busy with all the tits and wine himself.

Universal question.

EricJones comments on May 28, 2019:

As far as this country is concerned right now-it's the imbeciles by a landslide.

I find that highly insulting… How can anyone allow the lovely miss Piggy to be compared to that ...

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

Finally, she's telling the truth.

I don’t know why I posted this...lol

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

ooooooohhh boy

Terrifying!

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

Look out Canada, here I come.

Say what??

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

No-I just changed my font size.

Have you tested your airbags lately?

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

I wouldn't be this close if you would drive faster.

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to ...

EricJones comments on May 26, 2019:

He wasn't listening to some of todays music, thats for sure.

You have my gratitude, though.

EricJones comments on May 26, 2019:

I work in a hospital pharmacy and I know a lot of professionals who are in a veeery deep hole.

It happens to most of us at some stage, we start out with the very best of intentions but somehow ...

EricJones comments on May 26, 2019:

Nobody will notice if you don't take over the earth for a few days.

I wonder what all this about.... Oh wait she has wine...

EricJones comments on May 25, 2019:

That box looks barely big enough for two, and if it's a little tight-all the better

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

EricJones comments on May 23, 2019:

Works for me.

Orange is not my color, so I wanna be the driver 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 23, 2019:

To make it more fun-do it on black Friday, just before the doors open.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Luis Bunuel

EricJones comments on May 23, 2019:

You're as old as you feel is a very true statement. Keep active and take care of yourself and you will age much slower.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

I wonder if she's related to "Rip" van winkle.

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

These guys are sick puppies.

Plain truth about a cock..

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

Ain't it the truth...

"It was miraculous.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

Is that about politicians or clergy, or both?

"As I looked at the stains on the coral, I recalled some of the eloquent phrases of politicians and ...

EricJones comments on May 22, 2019:

Very few politicians have worn a uniform and been shot at by someone else who wants to kill them. That makes it easier for them to say lets go to war and then praise the dead afterwards. Ask the mothers and families of those dead and you'll get a very different response. Let the politicians carry a gun and man the front lines and watch the tone change.

As some of you may know there is a new organization called Fight The New Drug.

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

The catholic church is making a smoke screen. A large group of priests in the Pittsburgh Pa area has been making kiddie porn (mostly little boys) in the church and rectories and putting it out on the web. It's in the Pa state grand jury report on catholic church abuse of minors. They're trying to deflect attention away from themselves and make a big show about the "good" they do.

You know it!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

Maybe it's been a very long time since they had sex and forgot how it feels.

Keep calm - it's true 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

I know the feeling, that's why I gave up.

Not usually my kind of humor.

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

New takes on an old phrase and they fit well.

A lady's parting euphemism, "remember the good times" = remember when you had loads of money!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

All the good times she had is what cost you all your money.

Wait, why did I post this again?

EricJones comments on May 21, 2019:

Most(but not all) of the music from the 80's was just that bad that I don't want to remember it. I'm 60's-70's and todays non mainstream music.

We find nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals of the Pentateuch.

EricJones comments on May 20, 2019:

Religion has been used to subjugate others since the beginning of time. And because men are the ones writing the rules, women always get the short end of the stick.

I might listen to his pitch.

EricJones comments on May 20, 2019:

Good old Vlad the impaler, nice guy-just a bit of a sore loser.

Brother Jones, an old church member and deacon was very ill and in the hospital.

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

Jesus didn't save that one.

Cowcat....

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

That's a really good shot.

A man who threw Domestos over the pope has now been charged with "A bleach of the priest"

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

Got rid of all those nagging little stains.

Anyone else see the same show?

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

We drank champagne all night, but had real pain the next morning.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be lived......Soren Kierkegaard.

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

You play the cards you were dealt and make the best of it.

Trump is smart enough to know that wives are disposable, get tired of the mofo, kick her to the ...

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

The office made Clinton age, it sucks the life out of you. Imagine if Hillary had won. Trump only wants disposable trophy wives.

I just read this quote in a calligraphy book that I bought and it really resonated.

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

Somebody needs to plaster this on el stupids wall on the Mexican border.

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

These are great. I can't pick any one above the rest.

Yes, but what came first ?

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

That is really cool. Somebody is really thinking abstract.

I didn't have the courage to tell her that I forgot to put the memory card in my camera!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Go and get the card-this is a once in a lifetime thing and you don't want to forget any of it.

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

The ripple effect.

While using meditation techniques to bring on sleep I stumbled on the most effective method for ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm lucky if I get into a comfy position before I'm out.

Ladies and gentlemen, pray charge your glasses for:- THE TOAST Sex is randy, gorgeous fun; For ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Everybody does it (weather they're supposed to or not), and this covers pretty much everybody.

Ready to burn some calories?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

It's what the kissing leads to really burns the calories.

🤔🤔🤔 things to ponder 🤔🤔🤔

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

My cats are ok, but the strippers claw my hands.

Thought the girls would find this funny, butt I guess it could happen to anyone!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Did the vodka come out through your nose? Besides, all the church gives you is a little drop of wine and a tasteless cracker and no cheese. If you're gonna have wine and a cracker, you need the damn cheese.

If you're kinky...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Maybe snap your fingers?

Better build up that stamina!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I don't see much of a problem here....

Gonna take some more time...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

With her I'll never be done.

It is astonishing the lengths to which a person, or a people, will go in order to avoid a truthful ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

How true.

If I was in prison I don’t think I’d want to sleep!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

My dogs love me...

Don't think I posted before but thought amusing.

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Baptize my car-it's white and filthy.

He just can't stop..

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm a mass murderer.

If you’re a sexual deviant I figured the language wouldn’t offend...but really cute meme!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

That's a good one. Hopefully his nickname "stumpy" only applies to his arms.

Who's up for a round or two?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I hope that window has very frosted glass....

Don't you wish you could just say this out loud?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I just don't tell anybody that I plan on being there in the first place. Saves me the grief later. I've had people come to my house and demand I go with them to catch a bus (and I told them earlier I wasn't going) ,so I told them I had to get dressed and then went back to bed. They missed the bus.

Oh hell yeah.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2019:

Sounds like fun.

This is something the world needs a lot more of, desperately.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2019:

How true.

Boys went to the groomers today.

EricJones comments on May 15, 2019:

Looking good.

Pants love them or hate them

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

All 3 are good but #2 also isn't wearing a shirt. As for me, a lot of the time it's nice sweats and the heck with it. I'm not getting dressed up to go to the pet or hardware store. (I do my main shopping after work).

Just wait till you try our endless alternative pleasure, you’re going to alternatively love it…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

Everybody's into double speak.

Religion is the greatest irony man has ever invented...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

It's time to prove the bible is a crock and start treating women as human beings not things or slaves. Last time I checked women have rights, but I see men doing everything they can do to remove those rights.

If you don’t get this one...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

There's a difference???

Spring planting

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

I've seen a pile like that in my house a few times. Some times with a dog or two mixed in.

And books and coffee and an ashtray

EricJones comments on May 12, 2019:

Not me. Mine is 2/3 dogs and cats and 1/3 me. And it's a twin bed.

Ohhhh small talk. Part of what makes me wanna stay inside

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

When somebody asks me "what's up", I look down at my groin and say "nothing important". This usually gives me a lot of breathing room.

Isn’t the Internet great?

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

These idiots must think disease is caused by bad humours and you do blood letting to cleanse the body of the humours.

Thought it was a fun way to make it a meme

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Why are these muslim women dressed like nuns??

Too many instructions ...

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Looks like a game of twister.

I see no hate speech.....

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Looks like jesus is enjoying it-he's got this glow around his head thing going on.

How Amazon stays in bussiness....

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Everybody was 3 once. Karma rears its head every once in a while.

This was in Montana :)

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

All the fun you can have living in the wilds of the country.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two ...

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

True. If you want people to be interested in you, you're telling them you're self-centered. self-serving and that it's all about you. And nobody wants a friend like that

Problem solved

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

If it was only that easy.

Just sayin....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Doughnuts never last that long.

I love the days I have the house to myself.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

It's your fault you had kids....

For those of us that know the pain and agony.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Womens purse-proof you can put ten pounds of stuff in a five pound bag.

I do!.....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

They're both a figment of somebody's imagination, so who cares.

....and the cycle continues.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

And if they complain, just drag them to your car and open the back door.

He sounds fun....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

If you know whats good for you-you'll take it to your grave

As cheesy as it gets....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Is that now a smoked cheese shop?

Bach and Handel

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Somebody didn't do the required course reading last week.

I've stop trying; it never works.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Believers are stupid and you can't reason with stupid.

That will make them avoid you

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Smart kid.

Mmmm. Brownies.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Never sample the ingredients when you're making the "brownies":

The snake...the apple...

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

All it took was letting go of religion and accepting science and reason.

Funny photo of the day

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Feed me ,feed me.

I’m on my way

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

He never said which summer.

Laughing through the tragedy, because there is no god to pray to.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Lame excuse for "I don't care"

Why don't I die????

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

I understand allergy season is bad this year.

On a wing and a prayer

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

I miss the farside.

How do you organize dinner for a sudden big group?

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

If that's the case-where's the kfc bucket in the last supper painting. Like the coffee cup in game of thrones?

I hate when that happens

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Did Dorothy wander by??

Ok I'm getting to be one of those old people.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Gee,thanks for reminding me.

Now let's send a mixed message.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Just remember- there's a fine line between stupid and insane.

We keep telling them, lol

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

It's like putting a tattoo on a plum, then turning the plum into a prune; It's gonna look different.

From the late, great Sir Terry....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Having a car is good evidence that keys exist