Adult movies are getting so popular? ...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Well he hung out with prostitutes, so I guess adult video would fit.

.............

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

He needs to close his mouth and open his ears, he might learn something.

I went to the Doctor again yesterday and asked for a prostrate examination, she said, “NO, you do ...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

I'll play doctor with her.....

The way he is portrayed is downright hilarious

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

He was a carpenter lugging around timbers all the time-so maybe he was built.

Do you remember when?

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

How many of todays youth have no idea how to write a letter, address an envelope, put a stamp on it, etc.

I paid my rent👍🙃

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

This should be in the introverts group.

Clean Alice

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Actually, aside from his stage persona, he's about a clean as they come.

There are two seasons in Canada.Winter and construction.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Looks like the roads around here, you bounce from hole to hole. Besides with enough patching material the road gets repaved every few years

There are about 10 billion Ben Franklin's in circulation.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

The tooth fairy will be stone cold sober for a while...

Nurse nurse...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2019:

Real physical therapy?

Be careful of cliches...

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

Sounds like my job.

Been there, and worse it also happened while looking in the mirror lol

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

At least they got a reply.

Proof positive of a round earth!

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

Somebody knows my cats.

I'm going to have to double check the math....

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

From the looks of her profile pic she's not a blond; should we tell her?

Seems accurate.

EricJones comments on May 2, 2019:

Yep, me too.

It'll be fun they said!

EricJones comments on May 1, 2019:

Hope he hasn't eaten lately.

For those of us who have USAA Auto Insurance. I laughed so damn HAAARD! Hahaha! 😅😂😅

EricJones comments on May 1, 2019:

The hospital I work in has dealt with a couple extremely overweight (1000+ lbs) patients and this is how we were forced to bring them in...

I might've laughed a little too hard at this one

EricJones comments on May 1, 2019:

As long as they're standing around laughing, you can get some distance on them.

Mom, why don't we go to church? I love her answer👍😊

EricJones comments on May 1, 2019:

You fall to your knees when the priest gets hard.

Single man, looking for life partner.

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

That's why the equal rights amendment still hasn't passed after 47 years,

This bumper sticker raises so many questions. What would a 2000-year-old Jesus look like?

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Religious people have a tendency to not think.

I'm not going there😅😂🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Menopause causes weird shit to happen.

Well, that's redundant.

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Voted for that idiot? You don't need the other sticker-it's obvious.

Catholic League On Predatory Priests: It’s Not Rape If The Child Isn’t Penetrated | Michael ...

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Put the whole lot in prison, general population, and spread the word of what they did. Then just stand back and watch the fun.

Too many choices!

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

You can see where his mind is...

Is it too obvious?

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Interesting concept.

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.- Mahatma Gandhi

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

A vast majority of religious people should read this because this applies to them.

Fortune favors the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Very true. A mind open to possibilities will see things others will not. And will grow.

Yep, in many ways.

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Too true.

Does anyone have a worm bin?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I just have a huge compost pile and it is full of them.

One more for that Asian Girls Fan Club!

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Count me in.

This has been helpful advice in the past. 😀

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Practicing what he's preaching

Groan.......

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Starting this kid out early with the bad jokes

I guess there could be a bronze for a 3 way.

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

He's in a hurry to sweep out the garage.

Good idea?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

And they're the ones laughing all the way to the bank.

Bob was kind enough to paint this for me! lol

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Tell me something I don't know. He could've saved himself the time and paint and just gave me a piece of copy paper.

Earth is visited by aliens and they turn out to be really friendly.

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

He can visit them all he wants, he comes here and he's gonna have to fight me for the chocolate

At a crime scene

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Animaniacs were a lot of fun.

Spaghetti o's in deviled eggs?

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Paaaasss.

The corporate ladder

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Somebody knows where I work...

I stumbled on Robert Brault's quotes! He has some great ones!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Good ones.

So very true!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

True.

And Poof!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Cute one.

Sometimes you just have to prove people wrong!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

looks like just one of those shitty days.

Quoits......

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

That's not how I remember playing quoits

A beautiful poem.

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Getting old is no fun. The floor gets farther away and you start to ...um... uhhh..what were we talking about again?

I wonder, porn is basically fantasy of the sexual kind leading to a lot of porn parodies by ...

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Watch some really cheap and poorly made porno films and you'll see that the parodies have been already been done. And for some real laughs add your own dialog. 40 years ago a college prof told the class to go to some cheap porno movie and do just that. So some of us did-it was like improv night at the comedy store. We were laughing from beginning to end with the audience doing most of the dialog.

Read, read, read.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Reading the greats and not so greats will give you the basics. Every writer started out not being very good, but kept going. With criticisms from friends and relatives they kept at it and got better.

I recently went to a religious a event with a family member at Easter time.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Because they're not normally intelligent people, they're unthinking, unquestioning, stupid people.

Listening, watching.

EricJones comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Close enough for me.

Beautiful and fit Asian girl: "Where did the ball go?"

EricJones comments on Apr 26, 2019:

I'll help her look for it.

What does everyone think of the Satanic Temple being granted tax exemption as a church recently?

EricJones comments on Apr 26, 2019:

A deity is a deity, just the other end of the spectrum thats all. Enough people felt the same way and got together as a community and began to worship a being they say is a higher power. The first amendment says that the government can't put one religion above the rest and if the judge had said no, he would have put satanism below the rest, which he can't do. So a religion it is.

Italian alien.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

That's a good one.

Looks like Easter is over.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I wonder if santa does this after christmas? Maybe they should get together and go on a bender.

They always know.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

You didn't do a very good job covering up the camera. Hal's better than you think.

Let's support ( I mean surprise each other)

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Things are about to get very interesting.

Incorrect!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Slightly twisted logic, but it works.

A wood carving... She's feeling a little woody... ;)

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Very good detail work.

I need someone to test this

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Say that and duck very quickly.

If anyone finds the frog ? -your a special kind of person

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who cares about a frog...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city....George Burns.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Does make it easier.

What a load of bullshit I say, what's her's is her's and what's mine is mine.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who the hell made that sign, Phyllis Schlafly?? She did the work-she gets the pay and probably at 70 to 80% of her male co-workers.

Let me out.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Just remember-mom bought that shirt.

like round Legos

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

You're right.

Not necessarily in that order.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Too true. Hopefully in a few years I'll be able to walk out with my finger held high.

.....or a heck of a good soup.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Cute

Every....damn....day.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That's why I work behind the scenes.

So real.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

It just sucks the life out of you.

Finally got em.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Roadrunner tar-tar.

You've got two left....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

When the card is fully punched, does he get a free one?

Hi, welcome to another Wednesday.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Building bridges to the community sure beats a body count.

My sex life....in a meme. I feel personally attacked!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I wish-at least I'd have hope of a sex life; but I just drove 500 miles and back to visit my mom (for a week), and it took me 24 hours to recover from the drive. So the rabbits will have to fill in for me for a day.

Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one ...

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Shove this in trumps face and make him read it aloud to his cabinet, advisors and the senate leadership. They need it.

We fed ourselfz!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That's my house.

Being Atheist: How I really am and what others think. Ha! Funny! LOL!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That about sums it up.

Thought this was funny

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Aren't they the words of the "virgin" mary?

Well, I do want to meet the right someone, but this is funny.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Me too.

Works for me

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I've lots to do, but being home is the good part.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I don't see any use in being social, so......

Exactly right

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I'm not going to talk if I don't need to.

Is it any wonder...? [cstroop.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Maybe that's their ultimate goal....

Glad I'm not going to heaven. Haha!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

He'll have lots of priests and bishops for company.

This hits pretty close.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

This strikes home to anybody that's in the "closet" about something-sexuality or something else that they need to get out in the open. That's why we must be open minded and accept people as they are.

Happy Birthday, Hana hou!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

"Where's my cake and presents?"

Don'tcha just hate that?

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you put his tail into a electric outlet , does his nose light up?

The dog games they play :) From Memes-R-Us

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Game called because of rain.

I endorse this strategy.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I have 8 dogs-I'd never work again. Actually, that sounds like a good idea.

Okay, it isn’t Trump, but damnit it is hilarious!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Poor turtle's probably hiding in his shell out of shame.

But you can't see

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

"Trust me-you don't need to read the fine print."

up in flames !

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

A true "flamer"

It’s raining here, so I dug up some old memes.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

#2 is kind of correct-the shutdown caused food stamps to be missed one month.

Rare footage..

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Selfies?

Offer may vary...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Especially if you're a non-white,muslim, or anything other than a "wasp"

Just one??

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Just what the world needs- someone like me working in a pizza joint.

Commandeer vs. Con Artist

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Too true.

"Fight them the end, until the children of the poor eat better than the dogs of the rich."

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That is too true.

Take it as you will, personally say there is nothing wrong with being open about the possibilities.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It's called advertising.

Yet another cartoon that’s funny but has so much truth...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Sign of the times.

Now let me get this straight...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Magic mushrooms have been around for a very, very long time.

The struggle was real!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Yep, I've done that many times.