Do you girls want to go for a walk?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I say the "W" word and I get a thundering herd through the house.

Who said that? Who's there?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Don't point this out to christians because they can't explain the contradictions and their brains seize up.

Ten Non-Commandments

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

If the world lived like this, it would be a far better place.

Thought I'd pass this along.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Good one.

INFJ problems

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Especially #2.

It might be true?🙄😁

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Taken girls are hotter-that's why they're taken

Hahahhahaha so stay loyal,that's good😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Is he priest bait?

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

They do exist-I work with one and she will tell you she's perfect.

Who's a good doggy?

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

That's why I have 8 dogs.

Pffft! Whatever works for you, Baby.

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Ain't it the truth.

Why did the cows ...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

The merry punsters strike again.

Let's mingle.

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Thats really cheesy

Unemployment ...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Cute.

Tortoise hat

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

The terrible 2's are going to be bad enough, let alone the teen years-ouch.

What's for dinner?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

As the one frog said to the other frog-"times fun when you're having flies".

Poor puppy!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

That's wild.

Intelligent life?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Then stay the hell away from Washington because there ain't none there

I can hardly wait for this to happen, not!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Looks like the TV remote to me...

Take that, Terminator!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

That'll teach 'em. Gotta show them who's boss.

Who! Who?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

cute.

Baby Hele is already nicely settling in to her new life here in Oregon, and claiming a few toys for ...

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

She came from NASCAR country so she probably thinks go fast on the straights and get low on the curves. Problem is the curves aren't banked and it sounds like she hasn't sorted that out yet. But it's good news that she's getting used to her new home.

What is symmetry.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Interesting.

It's Spring where I live so I have been planning for my Summer garden.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Weeds-I'm very good at weeds. Besides that I'm not really sure. I still have a few weeks to plan.

I love Japanese girls, they really know what to worship! (Kanamara Matsuri).

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

And from the looks of #3 how to worship.

Yep... pretty much.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

....Faster than rabbits on fertility drugs.

Please meet Kama Hele (the traveler)!! We are (finally) home!! I left my house at 4:45AM, flew ...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

That is one long a-- day but it looks like it was very well worth it. She is one lucky puppy.

If satan lost his hair...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Nice play on words. Cute.

Your mom annoyed you? Do this? booooom!?????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That kid is hellbent to get every last drop. I wonder if her butt cheeks are getting sucked in?

It's that time again! LOL!

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Cough him back up, I want my chocolate damn it.

take your pick...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I don't want somebody that makes me masturbate-I want them to do it to me. Then I'll smile.

uh-oh, better pick a new one...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ooooookkyyyyyyy.

I have a cabbage question.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Should work.

How true is this! ❤????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Works for me-for about most of my life.

Here is a joke told to me by an Irish LDS missionary in front of his Utah based "companion" who I ...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That is GOOD. But Columbus can go suck eggs, the vikings found it first.

You dirty rat! I like it. ?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Different.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

It's the truth.

What does one hen say to another? ????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That's good.

Finding Jesus A stumbling drunk is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a baptismal ...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Maybe he didn't fall in, maybe he just walked to the other side.

I shouldn't be laughing, but.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

At least he owns up to what he did.

That is the problem hahahaha????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Maybe you're just laughing at your own jokes; but if it's an evil, sinister, hand wringing laugh-theeennn it's a different story....

I hope my future boyfriend will understand that I can be (not always).

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Thats a good one.

Yours Truly: 25 March 2019, I look like such a dork! Messy hair, but it's me. (Pic)?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Congrats-looks good. And as many of us guys who used to have hair will say-at least you have hair to get messy

Vehicles per thousand people.I have to say I love my car.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

All I have is my little econobox (cruze). What this map needs is another map with public transport usage.

Distribution of world's prisoners.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Of the three, were the only true democracy and the least socialized. Also the most religious.

No walking here. Boom!????

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Are they referring to the little patch in front or behind the sign?

Exit ??? ??????

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Is that one of those doors that goes to nowhere?

just little old me?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

And according to the bible we're the only living things in the entire universe. What a waste of time, energy and space for no good reason.

"Letter Rip" ????

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That's a good one.

Have you seen him?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

If you want to find Waldo, just tell the IRS he owes a pile in back taxes and before you can blink- "poof" instant Waldo.

Exciting reading for the horsey set...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Love the play on words

For those wanting smaller gardens...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The burns from the air bag are going to be the least of their worries.

You recently saw my garden pictures.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The snow just melted off mine last week.

Christian Host Bryan Fischer Defends New Zealand Terror Attack As ‘Vigilante Justice’ ...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That bozo shot up the wrong group-he should have started with this idiot. Conservative christians, conservative muslims- same difference. my god is the only true peace loving god and yours is a false god therefore I have to kill you.

my service dog qualifies as a med. deduction - never used it.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Was ruff for me.

I should have just been patient.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Yea!!!!

There are some things in the world we can’t change...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

He needs to take that to Washington and ram it down a few throats.

She's totally dressed, but still so erotic!

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I could use some wd-40 and I want her to bring it.

what are you up to?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

They're on to us....

No shopping tonight. This struck me as funny.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Direct and to the point.

Catholic church league softball?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Sure looks like it.

What’s my IQ?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

His IQ is the inverse number of the size of his ego.

I am far from an Agnostic.com t-shirt so I bought this one!

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Nice shirt and it's the truth. They should put Agnostic.com under the caption and give them out instead.

Greatest Of All Time

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Good one.

Promises, promises, we got 2 inches of the white stuff last night.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Love the snowmen.

A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

There's always a catch...

Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Thats cheesy, but cute.

Thought it was clever.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Interesting.

So is it just me or do the thoughts of a surprise party give you the heebie jeebies also?

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I'm not big on parties as it is-but trying to scare me just to remind me that I'm getting old? No thank you.

Hello. Just joined.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

He's unified the whole planet- they all agree that he's a total a##hole.

Ever rub your eyes so hard...😅😂😅

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Nah, rubbing your eyes can cause damage-a pizza with magic mushroom topping should do the same thing.

Guess you all know what I think of this guy!!

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

The problem is when that thing is open the grey blob behind it turns off. And that thing is always open.

Teens who seek solitude may know what's best for them, research suggests Despite stigma, solitude...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

It's just the rest of the world doesn't get it. The teen years are hard enough as it is and everybody needs some alone time to process things-introverts even more so.

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Cheesy, but I love the play on words

makes perfect sense to me

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Too true.

Hehe awwwww!???

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I'm with him.

It's so hard not to laugh at my own depression.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

The light at the end of the tunnel is a pizza? Cool!

I can't breathe

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

The pancake.

When you guys want indulge in a bath..

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Is that a blast for the bath?

Ha ha...(why do I need to have 10 characters...lol)

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I wonder what she's like after she takes a shower?

Yes, and only one in this pic.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Same here.

I just joined the group.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Can you take her to the senior living center to visit? I'll bet they would both enjoy it.

Pick it up !

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I'll bet he's glad he doesn't own a St Bernard.

100% juice, no seeds...

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Great phrase, love the humor.

While I was working ...... there was a bit of a stare off and I was being watched.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Is pic #2 the long and the short of it? Nice pics too.

I don't know about anyone else but this pretty much describes me ?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yep, that about says it all.

Papi playing with Finn.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Agreed. Half the time my house looks like a tornado hit because the dogs chase a cat or each other. And when they peter out they'll sleep next to each other.

Sometimes you have to keep the brats in line.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Meaningful conservations can happen any time, but if she's in the mood-go for it and don't stop until you're both spent.

I found this commercial photo very erotic, but after a second look, it was not!

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Her or the car.

Which one is real.....

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

That's a big bunny. Is he hiding any chocolate eggs yet???

Picking up dogs versus cats

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I do that in my house all day long and it's not too far from the truth.

A Google meme...but wish I had come up with that response!

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ouch.

Happy Let's-all-be-Irish St.Patrick's Day!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Pop down to the local Irish pub and party on. Hopefully the craic will be great.

How deviant atheists have fun

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Aren't we a fun bunch? Beats the hell out of sitting on a wooden bench like a bunch of mindless zombies, giving all our money to a greedy fraud who's going to spend it on hookers or little boys.

So. How is your weekend going?

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

The question is- who's more sorry.

Yuck! bubble gum ice cream.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Butt. finger is short for butterfinger-the candy bar.

And still they keep coming....

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Really.

Yuck! bubble gum ice cream.

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Bubble gum ice cream can be best summed up in one word-barf. Or for those who are a bit more verbose-gag,barf.

It almost 3am..beware!

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

That's why you should turn off your phone before bed.

Caption this

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

The weatherman said the outdoor humidity was gonna be bad today.

Took my dog for a hike today in Virginia and managed to get him to do a good scenic pose for me.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Nice one.