100% juice, no seeds...

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Great phrase, love the humor.

While I was working ...... there was a bit of a stare off and I was being watched.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Is pic #2 the long and the short of it? Nice pics too.

I don't know about anyone else but this pretty much describes me ?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yep, that about says it all.

Papi playing with Finn.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Agreed. Half the time my house looks like a tornado hit because the dogs chase a cat or each other. And when they peter out they'll sleep next to each other.

Sometimes you have to keep the brats in line.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Meaningful conservations can happen any time, but if she's in the mood-go for it and don't stop until you're both spent.

I found this commercial photo very erotic, but after a second look, it was not!

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Her or the car.

Which one is real.....

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

That's a big bunny. Is he hiding any chocolate eggs yet???

Picking up dogs versus cats

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I do that in my house all day long and it's not too far from the truth.

A Google meme...but wish I had come up with that response!

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ouch.

Happy Let's-all-be-Irish St.Patrick's Day!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Pop down to the local Irish pub and party on. Hopefully the craic will be great.

How deviant atheists have fun

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Aren't we a fun bunch? Beats the hell out of sitting on a wooden bench like a bunch of mindless zombies, giving all our money to a greedy fraud who's going to spend it on hookers or little boys.

So. How is your weekend going?

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

The question is- who's more sorry.

Yuck! bubble gum ice cream.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Butt. finger is short for butterfinger-the candy bar.

And still they keep coming....

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Really.

Yuck! bubble gum ice cream.

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Bubble gum ice cream can be best summed up in one word-barf. Or for those who are a bit more verbose-gag,barf.

It almost 3am..beware!

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

That's why you should turn off your phone before bed.

Caption this

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2019:

The weatherman said the outdoor humidity was gonna be bad today.

Took my dog for a hike today in Virginia and managed to get him to do a good scenic pose for me.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Nice one.

Its 25 miles as the crow flies or 53 if Mrs Crow is navigating.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Is Mrs Crow the voice on the gps unit?

Beware of snakes.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Fun with definitions

I've done this..lol?

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I wanna meet her too.

I know what you're thinkin'...

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Hearing aid must be acting up again.

Don't you love what I see?...I'll start going to every Comic-con there is, as from today!!

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2019:

She can come trick or treating at my house aaaany time she wants.

Why do some people need to say to me that I need to socialize with other people they force me to be...

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Because they don't understand. If someone tells me to socialize I either clam up, go sit in the corner and ignore everybody or just leave.

Paws up!!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

High five.

One week old tomorrow (Thursday).

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

So far, so good.

Which one is the best? I like the black and white.

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm more of a realist, so I have a tendency to go with color.

?

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

My ex-girlfriend wouldn't get near me if I was hot and sweaty. And get near the bed while sweaty? I wouldn't live to talk about it.

I like this one.

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Amazing how New York metro area extends well into Pennsylvania. They live here and work there and start the commute about 3:30 am.

I guess we all know what kind of oats this group is composed of, am I right? 😉

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Instant oats are no fun-they're done in a minute. Slow oats take their time and slowly rise to a boil and then just simmer along until they're done.

Corgi cuteness

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That is sooooo cute.

Is it vegan?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Certain rules were meant to be broken.

Does anyone want to make me company at the shower?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You're on.

I won't explain.

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Sometimes you don't try to explain a womens logic-you'll only get a headache from it.

The post about using tires for making raised beds reminds me of my raised beds.

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

He did some really nice work on the frames.

I have to try this with my Pom now, lol.

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Somebody got into the deep end and when they get home they're going to be in the deep end.

Killed me ???

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The only time that sucker is gonna fly is in a tornado.

I hope you do too! ?

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Memories of Anatomy and Physiology way back in school.

My bestie's rabbit had her first litter March 7th.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Good luck.

I think I took this photo in Rome but I feel there's something wrong with it...?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Looks fine to me.

I got pulled over and the policeman asked if I was drinking and driving.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Never drink while you're driving-you might hit a bump and spill some.

Dinner time clock never changes.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2019:

I just leave a few bowls of dry food out all the time, makes it easier with my brood.

My kind of wake up call.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Thats what I want to look up and see over me when I wake up.

Beautiful chinese lady

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Oooooh Yeeesssss. Me want.

Does this qualify as erotic?

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Works for me.

Hello Hansome!! ?

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I'm ugly, so they call me handy.

If you’re brave enough.

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Massaging both ends at the same time?

The valley of the dolls gone astray.

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Tanning from the inside out?

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a ...

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Isn't that what they call going full circle?

That's not what he meant!

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Good one.

What a great idea Except the Yorkies couldn't reach it even if I put them in a small pot

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

For tall dogs it's a good idea, but short dogs it might be a problem. And if you have any diggers-forget it.

yes, that is him

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Who let the punsters out?

A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other.

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Stick it to 'em kid.

I guess someone misses me.

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

At least he's not trying to get on your lap. :)

What do you do when you get horny at work? asking for a friend.

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Usually I'm too busy to think about it.

Readhead, don't tell me the floor's too cold!

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I'd get a big, furry blanket or throw and put it under her and then keep her warm.

It's funny but true. Be honest with your doc!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Every week or two somebody comes into the emergency room of the hospital I work in for a Rocephin IM shot for an std. And the ER doc always asks me to mix it in saline, which means it's gonna burn your butt for a while and hopefully make you think twice twice next time.

Just riding my bike.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2019:

If guys can dress like that in warm weather, why not the girls too?

This girl with excellent proportions... isn't it?

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Oooooh Yessss.

I love casual Fridays at the office!

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Might be a wee bit too casual.

A bull with wonderful aim must be celebrated.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2019:

He's good.

She thought it was just a passport photo!

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Passport to someplace very special.

Don't scare the pug

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Don't sneak up from behind or you'll be sorrrry.

Along with outdoors gardening, I have also enjoyed house plants.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I used to have house plants, but now I have too many dogs and cats that like to dig.

I had to share.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Whoopsie

With no cheese

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Needs cheese, lots- of cheese.

You idiot!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

She needs to reword her statement.

Uh-oh, politics again!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

It's giving me nausea.

My pup in cartoon!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Oooh yesssss.

An irate neighbor knocks on the door. "Whats all this about?

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Was he weak in the knees?

Monkey once again scores the coveted middle spot, but all three cats will have to share points for ...

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Overwhelming numbers win this battle. And he doesn't look too thrilled about it either. :)

Work from home problems.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

That's the one good (and bad) thing about my job; it's very hands on-I have to be there. But the greeting party when I get home is crazy.

Hi.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Welcome to the "party".

Aww! So sweet.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I'm going through this with my dogs.

Famous writers. Do you have a favourite? ? [buzzfeed.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Throw in another vote for Issac Asimov.

March 5th: National Stay At Home With Your Dog Day...??❤??❤

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Tuesdays are my normal day off of work, so I feel like I'm being cheated out of an extra day off. And can I substitute hot chocolate for wine? Its going to be blistering cold outside.

26 degrees.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Kid, your hired. I'm sick and tired of the cold and that white shit.

Just for some giggles. ?

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

If only. So much hate,war and slaughter caused by that fraud.

The truth.....

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Indeed

Puppy love?

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

That blows right through the cuteness meter.

Sunday morning sunshine.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I'm rising-I'm rising....

Forbidden Disney

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Disney girls grown up.

My waterfall hikes have some amazing sights.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Nice artwork.

Doctor Strange's nurse.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Does she handle the amputations?

Down at the beach.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

And I'm up here in the snow....

For the person who has everything! The perfect gift.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Give some to my ex girlfriend. Maye she'll get the hint.

Does this apply to you ladies (or gents if you identify) ? lol

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I'm too damn old to hide it any more.This is who I am-deal with it.

I didn't know that's what you call it! I just called it "bite my neck, please."

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Dracula must've been aroused to beat hell.

Sorry. I’m busy tonight

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Ooooh- somebody has a secret.

My domina..

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

cute.

Up or down?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I'll figure it out when I get to that point.

A bee butt.

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2019:

She's going to get that pollen come hell or high water. Interesting shot.

It's date night with your honey.

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2019:

What are dates and a honey?

How could you say no to that little face ?

EricJones comments on Mar 1, 2019:

They grow up so fast....

Coffee won’t stop staring.

EricJones comments on Mar 1, 2019:

More

I keep seeing this and I laugh everytime

EricJones comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Bummer

Another sunset

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Great shot

Here's my little girl charging her solar batteries for a day of vigorous napping...

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2019:

My house faces east and on sunny mornings the front window sill is covered with cats and usually a dog or two.

Doggie day care in Ohio. How did they get them to all look at the camera?

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Steak and french fries. And there's always one camera hog in the bunch.

Neighbor asked to borrow my phone to take a selfie...

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Two words-alcohol wipe