I am a Man and I Approve this Message.

EricJones comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I agree.

"Wanted Sign" and Humor never the less...

EricJones comments on Dec 14, 2018:

That reminds me of a song. Go to you tube and search Seamus Kennedy-little gomez.

Yyyyyeeeesss!

EricJones comments on Dec 14, 2018:

It's only a sin if some religious idiot tells you it is, so therefore it's not a sin; it's fun. But to pass up an opportunity like that is a symptom of severe mental disorder-as in- you have to be crazy not to.

Epic fail..

EricJones comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I think thats pushing carrot waxing to the extreme.

So this is my dog, Roger, who was so embarrassed, he would not look at me.

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Oooohh Yesssss. See that every few days. And it never gets raided until it's at least half full.

I've never seen a cat this Zen about a bath.

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

I'd have been shredded by my cats.

She liked wearing the hat but under her chin.

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

It might bother her ears, but she's cute

From twenty to thirty if things go right You have sex once in the morning and once at night From ...

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

I'm pushing 60 and I will tell you that poem is wrong. 3 or 4 times a week is quite possible.

Helloooooo people who like maps! I just started teaching my first GPS/GIS class in my program, and ...

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

The most simple things on a computer take a lot of back room work. For a first project, I think it turned out quite well.

There's a story in this pic... Oh I know! she's saying that she's a blond.

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

You move and you're gonna get scratched right where you don't wanna be scratched.

Inquiring minds want to know..

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Hell no-what they don't know won't hurt them. And if they knew, they would probably take it down, leaving you with no good material to work with.

Evolution of a Myth.

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2018:

The hat screams Jamaica mon.

Hilarious....

EricJones comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Hi there, it's me. I want to give you a kiss but this little glass thing is in my way.

??????????

EricJones comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Not always. Sometimes mistakes happen at 3 or 4 in the afternoon.

My wife scheduled a small social gathering at our home today.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

A simple cleaning would've been sufficient, but that's up to you.

Aww yeahhh!

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

An interesting new take on an old fairy tale.

Always check your flash drive for files before giving it to your religious and conservative ...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Who knows, maybe she'll loosen up a bit. Ya never know.

Greetings........

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Hopefully when he goes to prison, they shave his head and get rid of that horrible comb-over. And maybe he'll smile because he'll be hanging out with all his associates.

Do you guys have a "Friend" that is Really Satan and Satan will turn the world Upside Down just to ...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

A job is a job. Ya gotta eat and pay the bills. Many wanna-be stars end up in the porn industry.

On the History side of this Group, here are the 10 bloodiest battles ever fought (according to this ...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

If there's anything mankind is really good at, it's how to kill each other.

Lol lol lol

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

3 million years of evolution and we still think alike.

I've heard about these kitties - who travel with truckers.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I wonder if they have a litter box behind the seat?

This is one of my cats favorite toys at them moment.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I get small paperboard boxes from work, big enough to hold a small/medium peanut butter biscuit. One biscuit per box, wrap it, and one per dog. They shred them. And everybody gets a squeaky stuffed animal. What do they do? Chew on my socks and underwear.

yesterday @Heidi68 posted a beautiful rose in the gardening group and it was irresistible to me, so ...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

The middle one is amazing. The first is good too.

Grandmas and tech...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I gotta do that at work. I have a box of them in a corner.

Daddy bear said" "Whos been eating my porridge?

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Don't want a computer with all it's secrets to go missing.

Not sure if shared here already but I howled at this one. So I had to share!

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Who cares? It fits the group. And I think it's hysterical.

Looks like a deep thought project....

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Are you drinking too much because you have a baby, or do you have a baby because you were drinking too much???

Seems my invisible friend <who I talk to -- a lot>..... is pretty wise. Plus, he likes cats.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Send this to the idiots in Washington.

I really quick and cheap way to build a compost bin.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

What I did was make a pile in a spot that I can't garden in any more ( large tree causes too much shade) and just made a pile about 8 feet long and as I turn it. I move it along from one end to the other. I put some flowers and shrubs around it to shield it. If you have the space it's an easy option.

A Lesson How Being a Deviant can Back Fire on You and your way of seeing things.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I work with all facets of society and I've learned not to assume anything until all the cards are on the table.

"According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head ...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

There are days I could really use the extra arms.

Dr Seduce

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Dr Seuss for adults. Could be very interesting.

Or just learn to love the flavor.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Right answer, but in the wrong class.

Scout went to see Santa yesterday.

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

He sat nice for santa, the camera and looks handsome, so I think thats worthy of a nice present.

Stop hurting the feelings! lol

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I give nose butts, but that's the extent of it

Question? If a deaf girl jacks you off is that technically oral sex ? ?

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

So long as it deals with the mouth, it's oral.

I have a problem guys.

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I have 3 tortoise shell (mom and 2 kids) in my house and after a year I still can't tell who's who. So.... I can feel your pain.

Time zones....

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Old white men wearing cassocks or flannel shirts.

check this out twice, no?

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

If you're naughty to the right people-you get lots and lots of presents.

I just joined this group and for my first post I have an evening photo of Salzburg Austria that I ...

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Nice!

So the Yorkies don't think too much of this fluffy white stuff.

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Getting them all in line outside was a good shot, and I'm with them-I hate that white stuff too.

Here ya go!

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I wish I had that job. I walk in the door and don't even get my coat off and I have 2 or 3 people giving me a list of things that need to be made now.

Pray in public..

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Paying homage to the porcealin god.

Yesssss, Spencer. What do you want now?

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

"Mommy-pay attention to me mommy"

Has teeth, do you think?

EricJones comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's either a small basketball or a very big dog.

No bath......

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Tough-you needed a bath.

Rough morning at the beach

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Beats 24 deg. and windy.

Kilroy was here. Meet good-hearted Max.

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Are they for the back-up camera?

Went out last night o look at the cactus wrapped in Christmas Lights.

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Gotta use what you're given, And from the little this pic shows, you made good use of what you were given.

Truth of truths

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

They know.

Hmmmm maybe!

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Looks like my with my macaw. He screech's, I yell not to screech, he screech's, etc. And the dogs are no different.

My hound- had an ER vet appt this morning.

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Hopefully it's just the infection and that's it. Good luck

Its gonna be a long winter.....

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

All winters are long, nice photos though.

Time to crack open the ugly (but strangely arousing) xmas sweaters...

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

All the snow's going to rush to his head.

For those Unhappy pondering about quiting a relationship or divorcing a bad marriage.

EricJones comments on Dec 9, 2018:

If you're both on a level playing field, thats fine. But if one party is dominating (smothering) the other, it's not going to work.

Cherry Blueberry pie.

EricJones comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Save me a slice or two, or three, or four.

Look up........

EricJones comments on Dec 8, 2018:

That's what it's all about, nothing more, nothing less. Making themselves rich on the backs of the working class poor

Extroverts get all the attention. Sometimes I get envious.

EricJones comments on Dec 8, 2018:

But introverts do all the work.

Photos at the fair. 😊

EricJones comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Looks like a fun day was had.

Watch your grammar, peeps.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

A local newspaper columnist, who just retired, used to run a column about every month or so on all the improper usage of grammar and spelling that made it to the printed page. Anybody who caught the errors could submit them to him and when he had enough material, he would do a column. It was titled "the grammar police".

Curious to know where I'm supposed to put this for maximum efficacy.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Depends how hot it is. If it's hot enough and you put it there, both of you could end up with problems.

Been there, done that.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Is it cream filled or hollow?

Working on my deer for the holidays. ???

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

'Mommie-what are you doing to me?"

.........

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

That's what happens to little kids when they go to a catholic church.

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Launch torpedoes.

What if all the ice melted overnight [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

All the morons are already labeling this as fake news and left wing lies. The problem is all these morons are running this country.

Mwahaha....

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Looks like there's gonna be kittens in spades.

Not the greatest quality I had to really crop the pic to bring it in veiw .

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Great shot.

This litter of pups was smuggled into my house in the belly of a rescue.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Is that a Trojan dog??

Not my best, but I thought the odd Concode SST like cloud formation made the sunset so unusual.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Beautiful

Yes understand that well

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I have cats and birds to go along with the dogs, and I have a better disposition, but yea.

Happy Friday all hope its a great day!!!

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It's the last day of my vacation, back to work tomorrow.

Planet issues....

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Things look different when viewed through a different lens or perspective. And yes, to some observers, we really do some strange things sometimes.

I was reading an article about a Virginia state park and one of those annoying ads showed up in an ...

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I just want to run my fingers through her hair and let my hands see whats hidden under the ends.

Dominatrix converts white make conservatives into socialists... [womenintheworld.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

She needs to work the halls of congress.

I think I just caught sight of an alien coming out of one of Jasen's spacecraft.

EricJones comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Wrinkly buggers aren't they. Looks like they've been here for a long time. And hopefully will be here for quite a while longer.

Reindeer games took on a new twist....

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

What would santa think?

Soo, here's a question that comes from a recent conversation, which in turn made me curious about ...

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Extremely little-generally I don't have a lot of spare time on my hands, so I'm usually just put tab A into slot B.

Perspective

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's a sheep dog for you.

Some dogs are much too tolerant

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And if he moves all the kittens will dig in with sharp little claws to hang on and it's gonna hurt. I know because I have a kitten about that size and she does that to me when I'm sleeping.

Oh Mr. Grinch....

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Nope. Off this week and doing a ton of house cleaning, I don't think anyone would want to get near me.

Guys will get this. It cracked me up!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Always keep your toys in a separate place.

Traffic jam on the way home gave me a moment to snap this

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Sometimes a traffic jam is a good thing.

Taz wasn't sure if he wanted to be a star.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Well, he is now.

I know right.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I used to do 5 miles in a bit under 28 minutes. Which is good for 5 miles , but a bit fast for sex.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Try putting it on your other wrist, but at least you know your arm is in good shape.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I don't get it either. Unless that's now an industrial area and all built up. But for 4.3 mil you could have bought that area and see it for yourself any time you want.

Taz in his Christmas finery! Wore it for a good five minutes!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Stylin' and if you don't have the camera at the ready when you're done-forget it.

Good cooperation

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

A pair of cuties.

Hot flashes.....

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I understand they can be nasty to deal with.

I shall not lose an argument

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Now that's not fighting fair.

Nice retro photo!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Oh god-I remember those ugly white trees. I haver never seen an albino pine tree.

Adopting protective coloration does not fool me; this is an Alien Spacecraft, and it's just crawling...

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And they spend all their time looking out the windows observing us, trying to figure us out.

I took Scout to Dairy Queen last night to get him a pup cup, but that wasn't enough for him so he ...

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

"Gotta get to the bottom corner, I know there's more there, gotta get in there to get that last little bit,my snout is too big or my tongue is too short but if I push hard enough I'll get that last drop."

Protect the bunnies!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

He's cute.

An honest meme.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Small but mighty.

It's aways something!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I had a neighbor who was huge and after reduction surgery ( about 50% taken off) felt so much better. Chronic back and shoulder pain went away. Also self exams may show lumps sooner.

Early sunrise shot fron atop the 17 st causeway bridge! Ft Lauderdale Fl

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Beautiful sunrise. Wish I had the money it takes to insure those two boats.

Lmao such a romantic

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Somebody needs their hearing checked.