They designed this fabric for what???????

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

They should put this in the jungle where the pandas live, maybe they'll get the hint.

Didn't see that coming!

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

A loving and merciful god? Sounds like hate to me.

If you feel lonely....

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Now you're lonely and paranoid.

I wouldn't be me if i didn't post a cat meme. :) Meow.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Then the event can wait.

I really like these little cartoons. Simple, yet relatable.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Indeed. A different look at routine day to day things.

Politics has slain its thousands,but religion has slain its tens of thousands.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Millions, religion has killed millions.

Lab tested

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Beats the hell out of xanax.

Font importance.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

They are funny.

Who's up for a Puzzle Full of Dicks??

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Won't need the thesaurus for this one.

if you're overly sensitive, please ignore

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Evolution to the rescue.

Who's laughing now?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Good luck with that.

I laughed a little too hard at this

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Absolute gems.

Sounds just like him...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Did he forget hes lower dentures?

You know the one...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Fondle me Elmo?

Fill 'er up!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I'm sure she could get lots of guys to do that rather than use a gasoline pump. That pic is just perfect timing.

Interesting combo...wonder what's going on?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Shotgun wedding when they won't let you buy a shotgun?

I can't decide...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Barter system?

if not knots, then what?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I might still have the poster with rope this came from. The fire company I belonged to, we had to tie these in total darkness.

And it worked better.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Ooooooh boy does that go back.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

No news is good news.

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It's like driving in a pine forest. Maybe they should clean the inside.

Pavlov's cat.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Mine just stand there and meow loudly.

Medicinal indeed

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

What toppings are they using??

"Do you pray?" "Frequently I prey on the insecurities of others mostly"

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That's how religion works, take advantage of peoples fears.

Each of them is very confident to end up in heaven and all the others in hell.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

And they're all thinking only my god is the true god.

O Possum Where Art Thou?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Are we all screaming for ice cream?

Whole or bust! What is it hiding?.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It's water.

Savvy.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Drumming up business.

You are very welcome🤣😂😅

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Looks like she wasn't wearing anything because that bikini is empty.

Sound advice

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Get a young nurse. She'll understand stroke, heart attack, etc and know what to do.

It really works!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Whatever you need to do to keep the peace (and quiet)

🤣🤣🤣$$$$🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I'd be afraid that I'd hit a nest of ground bees and get stung someplace "uncomfortable".

I think BF makes a good point, even if it is a bit dated, it still holds true...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Some people are working very hard.

Have you ever been forced to attend an event like a party or wedding while you didn't tend to?

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I go long enough to show the flag then get the hell out of Dodge. I once left a bachelor party in less than 10 minutes. Didn't even wait for the introductions- I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm a vegetarian and I'm gone.

Don't be critical

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I must work with this guys wife.

'tis true, 'tis true

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We're easy to love, we're just used to doing everything ourselves.

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling ...

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He was an educator -he pulled up while the jim crow south tried to push him down.

Home of the brave?

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Valid point.

There is always one

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He wasn't the guy who was bent over holding his chest was he?

Tic-tac-toe anyone? 🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

You should pace yourself better.

If a priest ever shows up next to my deathbed to give me the last rites, I'll tell him "Sir, you ...

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I'd yell out "Please don't rape me anymore, I want to die in peace." That should send him packing.

Today, somewhere in the Rockies, west of Kalispell, MT.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Really nice panorama views.

Pass the crackers

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian???

Uncle Julio is a risk taker & a glutton for punishment.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He's not related to the guy in the previous post is he?

Nair the hair.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Who left the cage open?

No, don't leave. I like chipotle.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

A novel way to make new friends.

Uh oh........

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I think you pissed off the wrong person.

That's different.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

And that's attached to the bench too. How refreshing.

You know what time it is.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Try and set that to music.

Day 5 ... 🐶

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Ya ain't getting too much shopping done with that cart load.

Well dammit!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I like to joke at work that I'm so boring my inflatable blonde left me. :(

Everything was fine ...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That's why I say if you don't like pets, don't bother me.

Wish tech support was that easy.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That is really good. Love the concept.

He has something to say about that.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Somebody's not a happy camper.

Bullseye...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

He's the cherry on a melted ice cream sundae.

Han and Luke.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

They had a good career just on those movies plus where it got them in hollywood.

Who's working tonight?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

When's Carlos going on vacation??

"Why should I fear death?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Good point.

And the Pope is Catholic...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Did he use the charmin?

Intermission??

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You have to specify what kind of nudes.

Call IT. We have a cuteness conflict.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You mean I can trade in my dogs and cats and just get one of these?

This is a thing!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I wanna use the real one before I flush.

Apparently.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Building bulldozer henge? That's one operator with soiled underwear.

That's not good.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The greatest advance in medicine-eat right and get off your ass.

....or any owner of an iPhone.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

This is true.

Kids are never happy....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Somebody doesn't know their character genders.

What is your major malfunction....?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

For all the advanced technology he is made from; they couldn't set up a simple breathing tube?

Something, something, something, something.....Marilyn Monroe.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Billy Joel actually wrote that song to highlight the history he lived through.

So mysterious.....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

This is science for the really stupid who want to remain really stupid.

It really is....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Kid should answer the phone when it's a telemarketer.

When food is life.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Instant food coma

So polite he is

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That's cute.

My sins have cost me a weekend, too......

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

My sinning on the weekend usually costs Monday.

Now you sea it!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Never drive your car into water because the road may be washed out.

Lol agree or disagree?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Discretion is the better part of keeping your wife from killing you.

sounds like last Friday

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Nobody said the drink was a pitcher for each.

I doodle. Is it a meme?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I stay awake all night, but not really by choice-that's why I can't wait to retire.

Triangle. Giant 3D Triangles.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

And all the tourist dollars they'll bring in.

Welp. That would do it.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

We talk about this stuff at work from time to time, and it was over the counter at one time. I use these labels when I try to teach apothecary math, makes metric easy.

OMG a second coming …AND he wants a JOB!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Give him an imaginary job with a real paycheck, cash it for him and keep the money in a co-account (you and him) .Just tell everyone you're holding it for him till he takes it out.

Silence...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Einstein didn't come up with his theories in noisy rooms. And he hasn't been proven wrong yet.

Saving our planet, lifting people out of poverty, advancing economic growth .

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

He understood the riddle and how to solve the puzzle. If only the leaders of the biggest countries on this planet would listen to him instead of padding their pockets and staying in power.

Some parts are crispier than others.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Some days I sound like a bowl of rice crispies and I ain't left the bedroom yet.

Time now flies even when I am not having fun!!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Yea, really. And it's in the later rounds.

You wanna fight or you wanna _____? Fill in the blank...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That's one fancy selfie stick.

Another challenge for Jehovah’s Witnesses

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Tell them to wear red baggy clothing and try to convert the ones with horns.

I love enthusiasm!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I wonder what she's like when the bottles empty.

At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the ...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Cute, hang that right on the front door.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀 with extra cheese🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Cheesy they are, but that's a beautiful dog.

More than I thought.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Depends what country you go to-try and get one with a good exchange rate to the dollar and no tariffs.

Protect yourself.....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Won't work-the vital organs are higher up.

It's a quandry...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Christianity didn't begin until after her kid was executed, so she's in the clear. Besides, god told her it can't happen the first time you do it.

Purrr Purr Kill

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I have one like that; I can pet her for about 10 minutes, then- with no warning- it's game over.

Babyproof ...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Ears-he can still grab the ears.

Hey guys, before I came on this site I am a hundred % believer, as the time goes by and read most of...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Spread the word to your countrymen and you could start a revolution.

Kitten in a sporan.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

He looks like he's been in there too long. And that's a formal dress sporran, you wouldn't wear that into battle.

I was swayed.....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Or if they were bad they can just start spinning and bore down to hell.

Also agnostic.com

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Reality-what a novel concept.

A cross over meme....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Don't piss off the wrong people.

Life goals....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

At least they'll still recognize you at the reunions.