Meanwhile....

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2018:

not much of a following, but I guess you have to start somewhere.

Funny stuff

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2018:

At that point any exit will do.

What you look like....

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Shouldn't her nose be growing a lot longer???

How we drive our cats to drink

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

That's why I didn't put one up the last few years. Between the cats and dogs it was on it's side more than it was up.

Hi guys. Just wondering who's right into Photoshop and who isn't.

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Not me. What I see is the picture I want and that's how I want to remember it.

How do you celebrate Christmas?

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I usually work (I get paid double). It's just me and my pets, so I usually get new toys for everybody. The day is really more about family and less about religion because almost everybody accepts that christmas day was a pagan holiday first and the christians stole it for their own ends.

The boys are expecting dinner; they're being very patient.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Come on dad-move it, we're hungry here. :)

When Lighting hits sand.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nature can make some really interesting glass sculptures.

Pretty sure they know what they are talking about

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If you're wealthy, greedy, extremely ignorant, stupid, living in the past, and completely out of touch with reality-then no, nothing is happening with the climate. If you have a brain that has something in it, and you actually use it, then it's a totally different story and you can see the changes that are taking place. Reality-what a novel concept.

Hostess humor

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That's just too cute, although somebody doesn't look happy.

Juuuuuump.......

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Hopefully the rope is too long and he face plants on the floor.

Tolerance...

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That's a good one. I love it.

By any other name.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

A rose by any other name would still be covered with thorns.

Found this!

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Whoopsie. They say bad things happen in threes....

Please make sure you read this thoroughly.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

As to #2-I don't have enough hair left to worry about counting (at least on my head-arms and legs are a different story).

Lol Actually saw some on the news... Idiots fighting over tv's too. SMH

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

He's been hit in the head too many times-He should know if you wait until later into the season, you can usually get better deals.

I just spent two hours shoveling my driveway!

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Snow on the trees and houses and yard look very pretty, but why can't it stay off the streets and sidewalks?

Poor guy. LOL

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think he overestimated Katie.

I'm having trouble with my sex drive and chances to enjoy sex before entering my sixties , advice ...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Go to your doctor now while it's still early. Sometimes an underlying disease that's seemingly not related to ED can be the cause.The ED can just be a symptom of something worse.

I'm thinking of getting out of trollers and scammers.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Thank you. There are a bunch of troublemakers on this site and they just seem to troll different groups just to argue.

Facts............

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You won't get any argument from me.

Poor Chump... oops..... I mean Trump.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Why doesn't he have a big smile on his face?? After all, he's the center of attention and that's what he craves the most.

That was one a my faves.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I was usually first to the rafters-was easy.

Go to the manger!

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

That sums up that whole religion in one picture. This needs to be published in every church bulletin so all those believers can see what it's really all about.

Somewhere in western Colorado. Do you see the watch?

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Unless they're using the tower as a sun dial-I don't see it.

This beauty came to the clinic for a check-up, yesterday.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What time and which channel???

There is a reason I know how to rotate the screen on my laptop with ctrl keys.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My kitties like to walk on my keyboard while I'm typing-so I can relate.

Cute baby....

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That is too cute.

Stupidity...

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That's not too far from the truth.

Thought you twisted mofos would appreciate this one!?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Batteries not included.

Do you ever wonder if store managers look at this stuff?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Just go to the wine section and buy some pinot more.

I do believe I am the luckiest human in the world! Ok so they are passed out couch hogs.

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The greeting party is great, I just wish they wouldn't turn the house inside out while I'm away. Chasing the cats is more fun than squeaky toys.

It goes where?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Looks like it already went there.

This is true and funny. Frog chocking his ass! Lol

EricJones comments on Nov 23, 2018:

When I was coaching cross country, our rival team (the schools were about 6 miles apart) had this picture on their team warm up tee shirts. The entire league loved it.

I'm almost certain there's an ordinance against this....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Sounds like somebody took a page out of the book by Jonathan Swift-A Modest Proposal.

EDIT: Thanks, y’all.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Keep digging, if possible talk to people who might be able to give you some insight as to what happened. If it was people/personality issues-bail and don't look back. Abusers can start nice (too nice) and later the facade comes off. Good luck.

Did everyone make it through Turkey Day?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It's just me, the dogs, cats and the birds, so I was fine. Read the papers walked the dogs and cleaned, so it was a good day

Happy Spanksgiving!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That reminds me of work. All the senior management has one of those to keep us minions in line.

I've been called an introverted extrovert, and just the opposite at times.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It makes you, you.

Painter....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Gotta think big, aspire to be greater than you are.

Cereal killer.....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

"You want breakfast? Well come and get it."

Discovery....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's not the image I was created in, unless I'm having a bad LSD trip.

I make no apologies ?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I've said more than once that women who pile on the jewelry and make up are just trying to hide and make themselves something they're not. I say throw it all off, put on some comfy jeans and a tee shirt, step out the front door with your finger held high, and say "here I am world-deal with it".

Colorado Thanksgiving. Wasps, carrots and Pikachu.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Looks like Pikachu got hung out to dry.

Researchers turned a 156-year-old law of physics on its head demonstrating that the coupling between...

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

All they need to do now is develop even more efficient batteries than we have now.

Sometimes people annoy me.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Yep, I'd have a fairly healthy pile too.

A dog's love.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They love you no matter what.

Remember to share - intentionally or unintentionally

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It's just me and my critters, so I make little plates for everyone.

this Thanksgiving I am thankful my corgi did not have to have surgery to remove the foreign object ...

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Thats good news.

It’s all about perspective

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's why we have eyelids- so we can close them.

Happy Thanksgiving, ya'll! What are you thankful for?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

As I joked at work-vaseline and internet porn. But joking aside, looking at whats happening around the country(California fires, hurricanes etc) I have a good job, a secure roof over my head, a house full of wonderful pets, food for all and everybody's healthy.

Happy thanksgiving everyone!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The "side" dishes are the best part of the meal, all the different flavors, you don't miss the turkey. And if the one on the left needs a date for thanksgiving, I'm open. :)

Look at this! He has his own Teddy!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That is just waaay too cute.

OHHHH. I'M SO SO HAPPY AND EXCITED. EVERYBODY...THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. HOT HOT HOT!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Does she have a brother named bigfoot?

Piddle beans

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I love technical jargon.

Silly sexual question I heard on the radio.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

She's had 2 husbands and I've had 2 lovers-we're even. As far as I know anyway.

A little something abstract for you. I’ve been playing with orbs lately.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Interesting.

If only.[agnostic.]

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Every double bacon cheeseburger should come with a cardiologist business card.

Yum! Fudge.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Thats why I like to type out all my words or take a step back and reread and think.

What is your moral compass?

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Treat others with kindness and respect.

Today's multiple developments show clearly the Trump has never had even a fleeting relationship with...

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Reality-you left out his total disconnect with reality. He makes Nixon look like a saint.

Grins.......

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Who is photobombing who?

I have just noticed that S.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

When you're on the inside looking out-it's normal, but if you're on the outside looking in-it's not. Now given there are more people looking out than in, we must be the normal ones.

When you don't have a pillow, your sister works pretty well.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I have 5 day old puppies next to my computer right now doing exactly that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college, they would call it P.U.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

A golden oldie and still funny.

Took me a second...then LMAO!!

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute. And you get chocolate milk from a brown cow. And I know that because my dad used to be a milkman and I helped him and the people at the dairy told me so. :)

Who remembers?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Oh Yes. Have a vinyl record of his work, and it was good, clean fun. He died way too soon.

We are all friends here!

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's me-just ask the people I work with.

But did I have to be so literal?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ain't progress great? :)

And speaking of literal...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute.

Anybody remember doing phone pranks as a kid?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ooohh Yessss. Is your fridge running? Well you better catch it. Or we would call someone 3 or 4 times and ask for "Fred" (or somebody else who didn't live there) and the call back and ask if there were any calls for "Fred". And we also did the Sir Walter Raleigh gag.

Got home to find a note from the missus on the fridge...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Just one of those mysteries about women men will never figure out.

my Ratato had a tumor removed from each side.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's great to hear.

That's why they're called seal pups. [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute. Well, at least they don't need to be housebroken.

Is cancer a deliberate business?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

No. I've worked in a hospital pharmacy for almost 40 years and- in a nutshell- I've learned that cells mutate and until we can reverse that mutating nothings going to change.

I just dropped my Rattie Roommate off at the vet for surgery to remove a small tumor.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Hang in there,he'll come home.

Plans for next weekend.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I just don't bother making plans for my weekend off ( I work every other), the chores usually fill in the void.

My dog is a moron lol

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ooooohhh yesssss, gotta get the last little bit in the very bottom.

Brand name...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That is a great picture.

Walking the mum....

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Like my house-who walks who.

Most of the time she's an asshole who doesnt want me to touch her, but once in a blue moon she ...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Looks like you have a kitty alarm clock too. :)

How black holes form

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They can curl up and be tighter than a drum. I have a couple large cats and I'm amazed how tight a ball they get into.

I'm here for you, ladies.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Many questions-one answer.

According wincalendar.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Just remember to put the seat down when you're done and everything will be fine.

Would you kiss her?

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

No thank you.

Is it true that there’s no way to get B-12 without supplements? I hate pills! ?

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Most liquid multi vitamins have it. Just read the label to make sure.

Want to hear a sodium joke? Na. Want to hear a potassium joke? K.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I deal with those letters and many others every #*^&$# day at work, still a good joke- makes you think.

Not without a fight!

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He's practicing to be a priest.

STUPID SEBASTOPOL, CALIFORNIA! THESE ARE SERIOUS TIMES!

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

That is some really nice work.

Fishin' buddies!

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and the cat eats for a lifetime.

Ranch dressing...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Oh, that's a good one. Now I want a salad.

Irony......

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

There's a reason somebody invented permanent press and I thank them for it everyday. That being said, I have 3 kilts that need to be ironed after every wash and those pleats are brutal. Each kilt takes about 15 minutes, so I guess that makes up for the rest of my stuff being perm press.

What do y'all think. . This a fine lookin BOOTY or what?

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

The belly button is a dead giveaway.

A spiral staircase designed by Leonardo da Vinci in the year 1516. This is so beautiful.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

He was a man who had a great mind and was at the right place at the right time and had sponsors who kept the regressive church off his back.

Just act normal. If only it were that easy.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Define normal. Everybody's normal is going to be different.

How often does this happen?

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Rarely-I work off shift hours.

Keep calm...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

And the wrinkles in your shirt caused by your anatomy.

My favorite day is Sunday morning.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'd settle just one of those, preferably the girl, with sleeping in a very close second.

When you're a baby boy, you have a peepee.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

When needed, a ramrod, but usually Mr Softie.

Need changing...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Diapers don't come full of shit, that happens later, politicians on the other hand come that way.