Gandhi: “There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form...

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But you don't see the children of god going out of their way trying to feed them. They give a little extra to the church to feed the hungry, but they never follow the money to see where it really goes. The church says "trust us" and the idiots do.

Anyone get like this?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I don't have enough hair, but the face - yes

For week old buns?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

It's hard to hear and breathe with week old buns stuffed in your ears and nostrils.

I disagree with the meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But it's what makes fathers day possible.

10 characters

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Did he survive?

Nope! I have no idea what you are talking about 🙄😬

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

A small piece stayed behind to sacrifice itself while the rest escaped.

Are you sure?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I just leave the door open.

Woof woof.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's me.

There you go.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I've heard of burying your head in the sand, but burying it in the ocean is a new one.

There are people like that.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Following the human migration out of Africa?

They should at least put on a bathing suit.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Bathing suit-birthday suit- same difference.

That oughta do it.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Between my dogs and cats I hear that so often I'd probably sleep through it.

Yo mama....

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I'd be in the living room inside beau's cage (he's the bird on my shoulder).

Quote .

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sounds like the game show lets make a deal.

The Pennsylvania monument at Gettysburg, PA.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Nice pic. One of these years I've gotta visit again, it's been over 40 years.

Do any of you in this ever lisen to Christy the Word Smith on National Public Radio?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

She might still be more local. I listen to 3 npr stations-wdiy, wunc and public radio east and she's not on any of them.

Some light reading for the evening.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It's called having a job that takes up all your play time.

Extra cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

#2 is too cute.

pig parker

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Mean little kid...

White trash and recycling ... (WTF? There's something wrong with some people. LOLOL) 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Down south the landfills are segregated-one section has a sign that says "white trash only".

Obama .....

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Let me guess-the other guy crushed the empty cans against his head.

That explains it! they are just fucking with us

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I work second shift.

Grab them by the BLAM!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That must be a long line and the woman at the end gets the baseball bat.

Sigh. Swoon.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Why does the guy in yellow have his hand in the other guys pocket?

My next reincarnation.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's why I go to work.

Take that Millennials

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Hell, the music I listened to in high school is being played in nursing homes!!!:( :(

Looks can be Deceiving

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

If they want to sell the boat it has to include the belles. And I look better in a speedo than they do (granted they set that bar really low).

for @MichelleGar1

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That ain't Disney's Cinderella...

i am rooting for the duck god, rabbits are crazy

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Hang these on the church door, bulletin boards, billboards along the highway and any place you can think of.

On Cass Ave.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Caused by self serving, self centered, uncaring, power hungry, egotistical, heartless monsters who gave their kids to nannies to raise and never interacted with them from one week to the next.

Children's day??? WTF?

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It depends what kind of home environment you live in.

Good thing...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

"A" for effort; "D" for results. Save the "F" for breaking the phone and not just the glass..

Some cats are smarter than others...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

My peanut figured out that if he pushes hard enough on the storm door the latch lets go and out he goes.

Makes perfect sense

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Maybe they were happy to see him being put out of our misery.

For all the proud papas

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It does take two to make it happen...

Some folks need to go to summer school. Others need to find some smarter friends. ;)

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Somebody didn't pay much attention in class.

Diet is everything, don’t ya’ll agree?😂

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Eating raw cookie dough-living life on the edge.

Pretty much part of the human condition

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

True, very true.

Oysters????

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

That's a cheesy groaner.

Happy Father's Day all you dads who been stealing milk!

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He's just reliving his childhood.

Age old problem.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Make a pick with a small bit of metal in it and use a magnet to get it out.

Fear of loathing

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

A stoned kitty, as if they weren't crazy enough clean.

Cured Ham.

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I think there was too much saline in his IV.

I know nothzing...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He'd fit the bill perfectly. With the orange tweeting any stray thought and his private phone to fox-he doesn't need a press spokes person.

Grandma's house.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

That may explain why the dog is overweight.

F@%& you and your best friend.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Smart kid. Should be in an orange commercial on TV.

Hahahahahahaha

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

He'll be easy to pick out of the line up. But he's gonna need a special cell, he'll be able to pass through the bars.

I wonder if the European union is going to propose that a wall should be built to keep Americans ...

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

At least they'll get a good education and bring it back here. Or get a good job over there and send money back here.

Discount books.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

The first three I've probably already read, the fourth-who cares.

WTF? Two hooks, two parrots, and two peg legs?

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

And one eye. This guy should've stayed behind and became the office manager.

I do not recall this Nancy Drew book! Maybe it was the weed haha

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I wonder what kind of mood Nancy will be in when she's done?

Get the f%%k away from here.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Ya don't mess with the fries unless yas wants trouble.

Well, Yeah.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm sure she'll have lots of volunteers....

"Yes, I absolutely fit on this pillow - so why are you laughing at me?"

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

It's mine now.

Religion began when the first charlatan met the first fool. - Voltaire

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Very true. And it's been downhill ever since.

That will be me talking to HR one of these days. Lol

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I don't ask-I just assume by the way you work.

This is awesome!!

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Sometimes you just have to laugh and go with it.

Bread is the answer. (Not sure of the question)

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

And if the waist is full, it's down to the hips and thighs.

These two made me giggle.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm 14 on the southern list, mostly because I'm vegetarian.

Modern names for Yoga poses.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

These poses are pretty easy, but I keep dosing off during the murder victim or the dogs and cats pile on me.

The same as the old plan...

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

The day I retire I'm gonna hang that on the door to my work area.

Drunk bridesmaid?

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm not sure I want to know what's going on under there.

3rd grade humor.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm sure he's heard all the jokes.

God must have a bank account in his name somewhere.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I like that idea.

Thunderbolts and lightning...

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

First you have to be old enough to remember bohemian rhapsody.

Surefire method.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Somebody believes in reality.

Bun of Shame

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Just keep him out of the onion patch.

The camel toe.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Looks like he picked the wrong day to skip during anatomy class.

I would like to thank.....

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

It's always there when you need it.

Shoe repair

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Great word play.

How I feel some days.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Ooooh Hell yes. The youngster in me says lets do that. Buuuut- the spirit is willing but the flesh is like "have you completely lost your f^^^ing mind?? At the very least we're gonna break something. Forget it, not happening, NO!!! ".

"Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." H.L.Mencken

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Religion-especially christianity and judaism-is all about being miserable all the time.

I see ice cubes , all type of expired cheese I am sure , and something that used to be bread once .

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm not looking for food-I'm looking to see any accidents on the carpeting

Prayers are cheap.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Religion-preventing humans from advancing for thousands of years and counting.

Sounds rights

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

oooh-how true.

engineers and Architects should have to use the products they design

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Somebody had a brain fart.

That never works.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

As you get older your body undergoes some changes,,,

Don’t go chasing ....,

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Grass and dirt and bugs and water are good things for learning.

Ain't that the truth!

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Too true, and don't forget the orange thing in the big house-oops,I didn't mean big, I meant white house.

All that extra credit payed off...

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

If that's a guy-he's gonna be very busy for a while

Lol 🐍 research.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

You should be very through when doing research.

Coming again

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Is that Arnie and the maid?

Even more savings!

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Listen to hubby-he knows what he's talking about.

What would you call it? 🤣😂😕

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

If you dress like this-you ARE a redneck.

Matchbox car

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

But I kept inside the lines.

Language skills

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Pronounce the word slightly and the meaning totally changes.

I’ll take a case

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

And some dummy will buy it because they saw an ad on facebook telling how great it is.

Gingerbread x-ray man

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Somebody's as sick as me???

Also overpopulation

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Tell it like it is; but nuns do have sex (and abortions)-it's called being raped by a priest.

I beg your pardon

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

That killed that conversation.

Gun rights?

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Nice name play.

Gotta love someone trying new things...

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

She spent too much time riding in the car with daddy.

He's got Wi-Fi 🤣😂

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Funny

Rose v dandelion.

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Weeds will grow anywhere, flowers-not so much.

Lock 'em up!

EricJones comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Too true

Life is short, wanna play?

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Nah,everybody just points and laughs, especially the women

Paybacks....

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Mine would use my legs as a scratching post.

Now we know...

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Where's the two dogs, this is one of their jokes.

She's ready...

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

So am I.....

I has a sad!

EricJones comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Garfield's buddy dog next door