Italian alien.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

That's a good one.

Looks like Easter is over.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I wonder if santa does this after christmas? Maybe they should get together and go on a bender.

They always know.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

You didn't do a very good job covering up the camera. Hal's better than you think.

Let's support ( I mean surprise each other)

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Things are about to get very interesting.

Incorrect!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Slightly twisted logic, but it works.

A wood carving... She's feeling a little woody... ;)

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Very good detail work.

I need someone to test this

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Say that and duck very quickly.

If anyone finds the frog ? -your a special kind of person

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who cares about a frog...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city....George Burns.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Does make it easier.

What a load of bullshit I say, what's her's is her's and what's mine is mine.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who the hell made that sign, Phyllis Schlafly?? She did the work-she gets the pay and probably at 70 to 80% of her male co-workers.

Let me out.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Just remember-mom bought that shirt.

like round Legos

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

You're right.

Not necessarily in that order.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Too true. Hopefully in a few years I'll be able to walk out with my finger held high.

.....or a heck of a good soup.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Cute

Every....damn....day.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That's why I work behind the scenes.

So real.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

It just sucks the life out of you.

Finally got em.....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Roadrunner tar-tar.

You've got two left....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

When the card is fully punched, does he get a free one?

Hi, welcome to another Wednesday.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Building bridges to the community sure beats a body count.

My sex life....in a meme. I feel personally attacked!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I wish-at least I'd have hope of a sex life; but I just drove 500 miles and back to visit my mom (for a week), and it took me 24 hours to recover from the drive. So the rabbits will have to fill in for me for a day.

Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one ...

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Shove this in trumps face and make him read it aloud to his cabinet, advisors and the senate leadership. They need it.

We fed ourselfz!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That's my house.

Being Atheist: How I really am and what others think. Ha! Funny! LOL!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That about sums it up.

Thought this was funny

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Aren't they the words of the "virgin" mary?

Well, I do want to meet the right someone, but this is funny.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Me too.

Works for me

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I've lots to do, but being home is the good part.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I don't see any use in being social, so......

Exactly right

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I'm not going to talk if I don't need to.

Is it any wonder...? [cstroop.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Maybe that's their ultimate goal....

Glad I'm not going to heaven. Haha!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

He'll have lots of priests and bishops for company.

This hits pretty close.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2019:

This strikes home to anybody that's in the "closet" about something-sexuality or something else that they need to get out in the open. That's why we must be open minded and accept people as they are.

Happy Birthday, Hana hou!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

"Where's my cake and presents?"

Don'tcha just hate that?

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you put his tail into a electric outlet , does his nose light up?

The dog games they play :) From Memes-R-Us

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Game called because of rain.

I endorse this strategy.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I have 8 dogs-I'd never work again. Actually, that sounds like a good idea.

Okay, it isn’t Trump, but damnit it is hilarious!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Poor turtle's probably hiding in his shell out of shame.

But you can't see

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

"Trust me-you don't need to read the fine print."

up in flames !

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

A true "flamer"

It’s raining here, so I dug up some old memes.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

#2 is kind of correct-the shutdown caused food stamps to be missed one month.

Rare footage..

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Selfies?

Offer may vary...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Especially if you're a non-white,muslim, or anything other than a "wasp"

Just one??

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Just what the world needs- someone like me working in a pizza joint.

Commandeer vs. Con Artist

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Too true.

"Fight them the end, until the children of the poor eat better than the dogs of the rich."

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That is too true.

Take it as you will, personally say there is nothing wrong with being open about the possibilities.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It's called advertising.

Yet another cartoon that’s funny but has so much truth...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Sign of the times.

Now let me get this straight...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Magic mushrooms have been around for a very, very long time.

The struggle was real!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Yep, I've done that many times.

This is a picture I've had around for a while. A drive-by shooting on I-80 somewhere in Montana

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I hate to be picky, but is that I-90? Because I-80 goes through southern Wyoming. Still a really nice shot..

They have good coffee ☕️

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Is there a map of IHOP? Maybe they could be put side by side to compare.

Jesus! Thou shalt not crowd surf! [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

whoops.

The most fit President the US has ever had!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Should say "hit by a bar"...repeatedly

This is a most AMAZINGLY FUNNY video clip about the resurrection.

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That is too funny.

I was wondering how they managed to pee every few yards, I guess that would explain it…

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I'm surprised my male dogs don't get home all dehydrated.

Just for laughs! ?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

A noble joke.

That which has been seen cannot be unseen. [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

First one to drain the battery wins.

Vegan Climate Activist Makes TIMES' Influential People Of 2019 List [plantbasednews.org]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I listen to BBC radio all the time and have been following this kid for a while. She's got a lot of kids her age riled up and together(Trump be damned) they're gonna change-and save- the world.

What's your opinion on the burning of the Notre Dame?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Stuff the religious crap that brought it into being. It's a piece of history and beauty and a window to the past in how it was built and what it was built with. The place was hand crafted from bottom to top. For some of the craftsmen this was a lifetime job. My problem is all the private money pouring into the rebuilding fund-People trying to buy their way into good graces, a sainthood, or make themselves look good to the people, but most importantly get a massive tax deduction. The catholic church has enough money it could pay for the rebuild out of petty cash, it doesn't need the extra money. The private money could feed and house a huge number of the poor and homeless and actually do something positive for the world.

Oh so sweet!

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Cute

On our way home.

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I hope you're ambidextrous, otherwise it's gonna be a long 12 weeks. Here's to a fast healing.

Get out and keep my privacy ???

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Test drive???

It is said Atheist’s are fairly convinced but Agnostics are sitting on the fence, I just hope ...

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

If you're stupid enough to sit on that fence, you deserve what comes next.

Just downloaded the latest version, too.

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Good one.

Damn,Snoopy?

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Thats gotta hurt.

Who knew it was so useful?

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Different era, but still a real pisser.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Who needs Eve? All she did was cause trouble anyway.

Fun learning fact.

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

ahhh yep.

TN House Bans Taxpayer-Funded Abortions, Claiming It Promotes “Secular Humanism” ...

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

If people had easy access to inexpensive birth control-there would be no need for abortions. And the babies born to the poor end up on welfare which the anti-abortion nuts also bitch about. They refuse to look at the whole picture.

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Well, he's right.

Stolen from someone's Facebook page. OMFG! Funny.😅😂😅😂

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

My hospital just "merged" ( head stomping is more the term) with a much larger regional hospital system and my manager is probably reading this and saying yep, we all better learn to bend over and smile.

The bane of all teachers

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Great Brittan and the US- two countries separated by a common language.

You know who you are!

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

He's good. Couple more of those and he's gonna have a spot in the art gallery.

Haha...oh boy, blasphemy for the win!

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

The christians say they live life following the example jesus set. Then according to that reasoning- given todays scandals- he didn't have to diy, he had little boys and nuns to do it for him.

So this guy said, “have you tried the doggie position,” I sad, “no but I’ll try anything ...

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

That's cute.

An English guy was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Take the test, fail miserably, and then point out to cop the error of his ways

I need spa day.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I don't have a dishwasher; so it's a steamy shower or nothing.

Cat wins. hahaha☺?

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Looks like a diary entry.

Its Tuesday here.????

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Good because this was a terrible monday from the time I woke up.

My story........

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2019:

And that's how the whole scam works.

Dogs love their squeaky toys.?

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2019:

My late lab shepherd would tear out the squeaker and mangle it.

Mom teaching the kids to pray

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

For some people that is a religion.

Is this the future of dog training??

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Maybe he's on a pet site looking for a toy.

It's all political

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Daniels is the first lady???

Buttigieg blasts 'hypocrisy' of evangelicals for supporting Trump [thehill.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

They all believe in the same god-the green one.

Came up today from the FB group Philosophical Atheism.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

With out it we lose our humanity.

Ladybug is the sweetest dog and having knee surgery last year has thoroughly rejuvenated her.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

A few years ago I was taking my now ex-girlfriend for a lumpectomy and she had just put a fresh roll of toilet paper on the holder. When we got home 12 hours later the entire roll was in the kitchen, through the living room, down the hall and a little was still on the bathroom floor. One of the dogs had pulled on the tab she left hanging and just ran all over the house. So I feel your pain.

Let you know when I meet one, lol.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I don't think the cat was too thrilled with the joke.

Maybe someone here might have a interesting insights on this thought, I have always wondered when ...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

As churches began to be built, brothels began to disappear. A bit over simplified to be sure, but that's about it.

Hi, some quotes, the last one is the most important of all quotes!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

The first and last go so well together, they say pretty much the same thing.

One of the funniest skits by George Carlin of all time

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Guy died way too soon. With all the sex scandals in the church right now, he'd be having a field day.

Satan is right 👍😆

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Plagues, floods, wars, the list goes on and on. god has caused more unnatural death on this planet than any other source.

That don’t impress me much. 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

Just chattin'...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Yep, that's a redneck, southern fried too.

It was like this year round... to hear them tell it. ?

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

And for the younger set, their grandparents.That being said, my first to third grades were in a school 1/4 mile away in town and I walked. My second grade teacher lived next door and she walked for years.

Dogs gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

One of my cats usually follows me to the bathroom.

Please turn over...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Too true. I've done the paper turn over trick a few times on people. I've learned how to dodge flying wads of paper.

Round up. Good Dog!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Nice play on words.

Noah is more evil than Hitler and Stalin

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

God ordered him to do that so god could kill everybody. Noah just didn't have any morals about doing it.

Something like that

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Works for me. Although I would like a large open space for my yard and garden.

Busted.....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That reminds me of Pig Calypso from the muppets. https://youtu.be/SAZihmoE8-s