Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Fine by me. At least I know that we're both on the same page and I'm not crossing the line at the wrong time. There's nothing like getting all hot and bothered only to have the door slammed on your face

Something for those who like doing it in the kitchen.

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'll take the first and last please.

Sound reasonable to me!!! LOL

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

But I live in a one story ranch, I don't have a down stairs. Besides I have Gonzo my attack bird (Amazon parrot) near the back door. Big bird, mean temper and loose. Good luck getting in.

Halloween is so epic. Here are some more picks of the downtown sexual mayhem.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

No wonder Robin Hood liked Maid Marian so much-all black and skin tight? Damn lucky guy.

Lonely here, being rejected by family are friends because I recently abandoned the religion I was ...

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Freedom of thought is a wonderful thing.

Calbuco Volcano, Chile Courtesy Physics-Astonomy.com [engadget.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

If that was the second place photo-what the hell took first??

Only of your suit lets out the fart, lol. IDK, seemed sort if Halloweeny.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Imagine granddad out there playing "pull my finger". '

If any group would have suggestions as to what this means it would be here.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

The red light district is just ahead.

For all you necrophiliacs out there, I won 1st prize for my “Sexy Ghost” costume! ?

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Now that's a right fun looking bunch.

If I ever have this kind of dog.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Could've been worse-they could have played connect the dots.

Dressed up like my cat for Halloween

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I love it.

Home safe! So tired and sore - hot hot bath, here I come! What are your rituals when you get ...

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Depends on the trip and what I have to do the next day. Usually I take the next day off so I can take care of the unpacking, etc. So I usually just feed the birds, cats and dogs then bedtime.

Lonely in beautiful São Paulo. Anyone around? :D

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Talk about going south of the border...

Peek-a-boo ??☠ Spooky night is coming ☻☻☻? Ha Ha Ha

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

that is a really cool pic.

What is the process to migrating to the USA legally ?

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Tons of red tape and usually a few years time and money. In recent years you need a sponsor (somebody here to take care of you) or a job waiting so you don't just come here and go straight onto the welfare rolls. These people trying to sneak in now are absolutely at the end of their rope and see this as their only chance of survival.

Anyone else find this to be true?

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Sounds right to me, although lately, trying to make sense of the present, let alone the future, is all but impossible.

Come on now you know you like this!

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Halloween can be as fun, or even more, for the adults than the children.

That about sums it up....

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Some of the really old cities might have a castle in the middle, but yes, that's about it.

Selfie from Friday. He was being a good boy.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Give them something to chew on and they're happy.

How to name your own town... :-)

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oxover. Sounds like half of the name of a pub.

Could fly, I guess.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Think spring- early spring-very early spring.

I actually think us men are! What's your opinion?

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'm voting men. The porn industry seems to be tilted more toward men.

Mural. Long Beach, California.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That is way cool.

Reminder of why this site exists from other creatures on this rock we live on.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

An orca with a 'tude

Immigration....

EricJones comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Their summers too.

Your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings…are…a thin veil to cover up crimes which ...

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Did he just read the Pennsylvania grand jury report on the child abuse by the catholic church?? Because it sure sounds like it.

Anyone into blood ? Cutting and drinking?

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2018:

And risk a blood borne disease that can be easily transmitted through the mucus membrane in the mouth?? Not a chance in hell !!!

Be afraid, be very afraid! LOL

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Does chewbacca know about this?

Got! Damb! dead owmyovaries

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

All the ladies can have him, I'll take Wonder Woman.

I’d like to try this!!

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

A girl sandwich-with extra mayo?

I think I need a couple of these...

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Is that what they call a real hottie?

Or anything hidden from others? Did you do it on your own or were you instructed to by someone?

EricJones comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Not allowed to-management doesn't want anything getting in the way.

Cancel all income taxes.

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Also means hyper-inflation and money that's not worth the paper it's printed on, taking down most of the world's economies and pretty much driving society back to the dark ages.

Caption contest time!

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Guess whats happening to you tonight.

We are adults

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I prefer fit it in or stroke off.

I admit.

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The universe has a way of sorting things out.

Now , that would be impressive .

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

These guys could charge admission.

Oops..my Bad..

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Then you owe him a free one with all the bells and whistles.

What would you do if the priest slaps your baby for crying?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Cell 911 to send the ambulance and hope he doesn't die before they arrive.

What is your favorite season? Why?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Summer. No dressing for cold weather, don't have to shovel sunshine, no snow and ice on the roads, the veggie garden, and the list goes on.

Admit it. If this was 1951 you guys would be beating off to this picture. ?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

You'd be too tired from running to and from the tv to change the channels.

I know you do

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

That stuff goes to the sewer for a reason.

I need this in my drawers.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

If that's what's going to happen to me-she can take her sweet time getting here.

Canada, gay male sex and the bibble: [instagram.com]

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

That's a good one. The prophecies of the bible are finally coming true.

Hypnotists mistakes

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Ouch would have been a better choice of words.

Who

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Really old school- and better music.

Uh oh, someone left the playroom unlocked.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I have 8 dogs-buuut I don't think this is something you will find in the local pet store.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle ........

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Love the expression.-it tells the whole story.

The dog has just the right expression :)

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

He's(she's) a beauty

Hey bar keep! This food tastes like s@it!

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Did he bring his family?

"Is god an atheist?

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Because he's a self serving egotistical megalomaniac that wants constant praise from all his mindless servants.

I started up a group talk about foot fetishes.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I'm not much into just one body part over the rest, but if thats what comes with her feet, I just might make an exception.

Some us just aren't..

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I don't drink so I'll just double on the dark chocolate, and somebody with a good head on her shoulders?-oh yes.

Yes I will..

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Too late.

Take me for a ride....

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

A long one.

In HIND sight....HUMMMMM

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I want what's behind curtain #2

I have a confession to make. (...or three)

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Bless me father for I want to sin with nun #1-a lot.

Trick or Treat!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I wish they would come to my house for trick or treat.

I have always dealt with low self esteem; it will wax and wane.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

You're not alone. We all have off days, we all have good days, but they are in the past and can't be changed-just learned from. Tomorrow is unwritten, focus on the positive and it will be a good day.

Interesting

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

If memory serves, most of the science and technical awards come from the major countries but many of the peace prizes seem to lean more toward the third world or multi national humanitarian groups.

It's JESAZ!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

A book written by a committee looking through the bottom of an empty wine bottle. And probably some beer bottles too.

I don’t know how you guys do it.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

That's the test to see if you're in good enough shape to exercise or not.

LOL too funny..women WHAT do you think?

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

There's a reset button???

Why it's '3 Men and a Baby..awwwww

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I didn't know "3 men and a baby" was that old.

I know there’s no such thing as a legitimate one, but this made me crack up anyway.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Hope that's not a first date.

This is so true..

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Maybe she's just one of those people who have to coordinate right down to the last thread no matter what her plans are. Besides, when you get to that point- who cares.

Listen to the lady

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't worry, I'll go before we start. I don't want any interruptions.

Oh! Burn!!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I gather he doesn't want grandchildren.

Who is still feeling that is was wrong to confirm a man to the supreme court that fibbed outright in...

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

He didn't fib-he out and out lied through his teeth. And while that circus was going on, a bunch of young ultra-conservative judges were being railroaded through and appointed to the lower courts.

I can relate...

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I have a few cats that are just like that.

Nailed it!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That about sums it up.

Wheel purpose.....

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

All us working stiffs need to take a page out of this critters book, because he's got it right.

The stable genius.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Do it and prove to all the heathen non-believers that you can, indeed fly, but please use a taller building.

Conversion chart.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Love it.

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Working.

Streets vs. sheets

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't get any pizza sauce on the sheets-it'll stain., then you'll have to change the sheets before sex.

And then you realize that it really doesn't matter.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

If your sitting on the edge of the bed after sex, you've already made it to heaven.

Anyone else see themselves here?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Puberty sucked because I had nobody to fuck.

Our fetishes are strange to someone.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I want to use my jedi mind control on this one:)

I think I'm getting off here. Anyone want to cum along?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I don't live too far from a Pennsylvania dutch town called Intercourse-are they near each other? If not, they really should be.

Anyone headed to a good adult Halloween party this year?

EricJones comments on Oct 19, 2018:

No, I'll just sit here and look at this.

This is just the sort of woman I would like to meet

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

About as good a find as is possible. I want one too. This woman puts christianity-especially the catholics-to shame.

My Birthday is this Saturday.

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

How about vodka and prune juice-you know a pile driver:). Kidding aside, do you have any really good Irish theme pubs in your area? If so they should have a live band with some sing alongs and enough varieties of Jameson (among others) to float a battleship. Happy Birthday.

What kind of plant is this?

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dogweed. I have a bunch of it. That's why I never turn my compost heap, the 3 pure white ones do it for me

Another work conversation...

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Some work conversations, which seem normal to us on the inside, when taken out of context by the outside world can seem very strange. But, oh boy can we have some real fun with them.

When dogs go bad.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Yes they will. It's on the internet and by now it's gone viral and everybody on the planet knows what you did. So you can run, but you can't hide. One little indiscretion, and you spend the rest of your life on the lam. :)

Have I even mentioned that I love bats?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Natures bug zappers. I love them too.

A BIG one too!

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Ooooh yesssss.

My morning routine

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Skip the coffee and get the day started on the right foot.

National No Bra Day - October 13, 2018 So I missed all the pics of this glorious event?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

All the less to take off so you can get to the points faster.

What's up with all the beautiful morning pictures this how I feel this morning. Ohh my head hurts.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

She'll be fine, in, say, maybe a week.

Suitcase, or lunch?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

For me it's lunch. Ask the people I work with. I make a sandwich with half of a loaf of french bread.

Spoiled brat.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That really sums it up.

I'm terrible for this, but I thought it was funny.?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Sometimes the greatest lines ever spoken were totally unintentional.

2 of my favorite things to wake up too.......

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

If you're just waking up to this, you're sleeping in the kitchen. You should be waking up in the bedroom with her on top of you starting the day with a bang. :) :)

Gonna be a surprise.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Always choose your words wisely and think before you speak.

Know your partner before you start making suggestions.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Life is just full of little surprises.

Let me see your sex face...

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Floofy socks 🐁🐁🐁🐁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Soft, snugly,and they smell like mom

It's never too early to practice

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Another good reason to be a non-believer. In fact, do it in front of the church so the churchgoing people can see how much fun life can be when you don't go to church.