National No Bra Day - October 13, 2018 So I missed all the pics of this glorious event?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

All the less to take off so you can get to the points faster.

What's up with all the beautiful morning pictures this how I feel this morning. Ohh my head hurts.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

She'll be fine, in, say, maybe a week.

Suitcase, or lunch?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

For me it's lunch. Ask the people I work with. I make a sandwich with half of a loaf of french bread.

Spoiled brat.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That really sums it up.

I'm terrible for this, but I thought it was funny.?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Sometimes the greatest lines ever spoken were totally unintentional.

2 of my favorite things to wake up too.......

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

If you're just waking up to this, you're sleeping in the kitchen. You should be waking up in the bedroom with her on top of you starting the day with a bang. :) :)

Gonna be a surprise.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Always choose your words wisely and think before you speak.

Know your partner before you start making suggestions.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Life is just full of little surprises.

Let me see your sex face...

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Floofy socks 🐁🐁🐁🐁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Soft, snugly,and they smell like mom

It's never too early to practice

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Another good reason to be a non-believer. In fact, do it in front of the church so the churchgoing people can see how much fun life can be when you don't go to church.

Not really deviant, but a good start

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Put the movie on auto-replay and by the end of the day you might have watched most of it.

When you want to mix kinks

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Cute

I believe this belongs here.

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

You know who you are.

EricJones comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Don't just think of me-tell me so I can help you. Don't deny your cravings-act upon them before the urge passes.

Fuck McDonalds....This is what I call a HAPPY MEAL!!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Breakfast, lunch, supper, midnight snack, whatever-any meal is a good excuse.

Now, Now Ladies don't fight ...There is enough for everyone....

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I wonder if she'll take me for ride on her bike?

Going up...

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

That is a good one. :) :)

Is this what you want.

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

At my age, by the time I go through all the work to get her bound, I'll be too tired to do anything. That's why I prefer to keep it simple, more time to enjoy things.

when princess is asleep

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

That's no way to land a princess, give her the real one instead.

creative or perverted?

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's the only way to see what goes on in the inner sanctum and that's how we learn. I think it's a brilliant idea.

I love whoever did this!

EricJones comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Wellll, that does about sum it up. Just don;t tell Trump, he'll scream that it's all fake news and everybody's out to get him.

The Ancient Greeks were absolutely enthralled by the phallus, an artistic representation of the male...

EricJones comments on Oct 11, 2018:

In ancient times most of the civilizations were male-centric and women were second or third class citizens, especially if they were christian. Christians looked upon sex as the ultimate sin and should be avoided at all costs. The catholic church to this day forbids sex except for procreation. These items were lucky to survive the purges by the zealots who saw anything that wasn't christian was to be destroyed.

Are men and women in to target practice?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Is that what point and shoot really means?

He said she said

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Sometimes any furry thing will do.

What is that called?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Different.

Delicious Halloween Couple-Costume Idea!

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Big boy candy

What's the most relaxing thing you do after a long work day? Mine is sleep or eat and play games.

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Feed the cats, feed the dogs, feed the birds , clean the litter boxes, clean around the house, walk as many dogs as I can before it's time to get ready for bed I go to work to relax.

Reading other deviants' words about their fetish for hot & soapy bath or shower, it occurs to me i ...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

A dirty mind with a clean body-nothing wrong with that. Just don't run out of hot water, been there-done that-no fun.

I found this meme on my page but could not comment on it as it was in a group to which i do not, and...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

And don't forget how the republicans refused to even talk to Judge Garland, Pres Obamas choice to replace the late Justice Scalia.

I believe in self control.

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I'll just shop in another asile., thank you.

No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Nothing like a good straight man.

Doctors opinion...

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Why doesen't that doctor work at my hospital???

Time for everyone's favorite game...Sex Toy or Not?

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Glass christmas tree.

I'm sitting on the bus.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I was riding a tour bus to a baseball game many years ago,and I was sitting behind the driver and he said from his vantage point (about 6 feet up) it's amazing what you see going on in cars that people think nobody can see. He said it's like watching a porno film moving at 60 mph.

I heard what you did....

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

What day are you free, I'll bring a case.

Pets you have or had

EricJones comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I have 8 Shih Tzus, 12 cats (I'm kitty sitting for my ex-girlfriend who's starting chemo) and 4 birds. But I could only do one vote so I voted dogs.

Religion: grown ass adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.

EricJones comments on Oct 2, 2018:

And my sky fairy says it's O.K. to kill you because only my sky fairy is the true sky fairy, yours is a false sky fairy.

I need one of these. ??

EricJones comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Oh the fun you can have with peoples names.

this sums up my life

EricJones comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Woof.

Sex surprises [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2018:

One nice thing about do it yourself-you know what's going to happen. Although having someone to experiment with would be fun.

The Roman Catholic church has admitted many of its priests & bishops committed child rape and other ...

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The catholic church rakes in so much money each week that it gives walmart a run for it's money as to who makes more. BUT-the church never opens its books to show everyone where the money actually goes. They say it goes here and there for the good of humanity but it never proves it. They have vast property holdings that are off the tax rolls forcing the common taxpayer to pay extra to make up the difference. The church has payed out some 4 billion dollars to rape victims. As a non profit where did all that money come from? It's time to lower the tax boom on the church for the fraud that they are.

Fact-Checking Trump’s Speech to the United Nations

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Who knew he was also a stand-up comedian? He had the General Assembly in stitches. Although I don't think the UN is not the place to try out new material

The Vatican never apologized for the Inquisition.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The church has tons of money to pass around. So I say bankrupt them (they're already morally bankrupt), close them down and finally bring some peace and justice to this planet.

One way to handle a kitten ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I have one of those sitting about 5 feet from my computer right now. Mom curled up like a doughnut with a tiny kitten in the middle.

What was your first toy?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Too much using it destroys your brain cells and makes you blind. That being said, I can't remember and I love these braille computer screens.

If I got scolded through more random notes like this Id be pretty sure I was living my best life ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You remember new math? Well, this is new grammar.

Has anyone else have this happen to them?

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2018:

If she wants me, she can have me. :) :)

Happy Friday, heathens.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

oh to be young and flexible again.

Past present or both... Describe your sex life using only a MOVIE TITLE..

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Night of the living dead. I'm living, it's dead.

When you've upgraded your image

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

The shadow knows.

Just do it.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Great-now I have to go and do something. ???.

Church bake sale rejection...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Religion-no sense of humor.

In sink......

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Looks like one of my cats, but she fills the entire basin.

I seem to have a sweet-tooth tonight...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

With chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

Pirate's cock...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good one.: )

Fill in the blank! The one thing that always gets me there when I need to achieve orgasm, is ...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm a single guy, so a little internet porn, or the right pictures and my imagination and I'm off to the races.

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex ?

EricJones comments on Sep 19, 2018:

What part needs improving? Talk about it and then practice, practice, practice. But remember, sex is only part of the relationship.

Guillermo del Toro's distant cousin.

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Hate to think where THAT'S been...

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Any orifice he can stick it into. Lubricant optional because it is far more blessed to give than to receive

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Is that a priest blessing a hooker?

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Works for me.

Twisted. ?

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Good one.

So I'm on the roof of the Mall, and I come across this.

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2018:

If they were at a laundromat, I would say they are the time and space portal of the missing sock.

Saw this and it tickled my... funny bone. Yeah. Funny bone.

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Somebody is thinking outside the (shoe) box, and I love it. Looking at the world through a different set of glasses can be great fun and thought provoking.

Abstract yet clear, agree?

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2018:

That is way cool.

She told me to tie her up so.....

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Always choose your words wisely.

Zucchini season

EricJones comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Love it :)

OK, instead of word association.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

My amazon parrot will eat the pizza, it's just the size she likes, I'll eat the pineapple.

Sitting at work on this labor day, the plant is closed, no one around, having naughty thoughts.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Lucky you. I work in a hospital pharmacy and my lunch break lasted all of 3 minutes. The only time I had for naughty thoughts was when I wanted to tell a Dr what to do with himself (he was having a very off day and I was just tired).

‪As a vegan I have been fascinated by cauliflower buffalo wings so I did them up tonight.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

OK- Gotta try these. My kind of recipe too-simple.

16x9 - Slave Labour: Magdalene Laundries disgraced Irish Catholic women - 16x9onglobal ...

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2018:

The catholic church needs to be investigated by every nation on the planet. Just go into the offices and take every piece of paper and get every secret out for every person on this planet to see. Then the true evil of this cult will finally be exposed. Put the whole lot in prison in the general population and let the fun begin. Justice, Karma, whatever.

Ever since 1970 I have used SLR cameras, mostly Nikon.

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2018:

What camera is it? Right now I have a 10 year old bridge camera that is showing it's age. Nice pic.

Another holiday weekend coming up.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2018:

I'm working my 6 day stretch, monday is my last day, although I get time and half for the day- Whooopeeeee.

16x9 - Slave Labour: Magdalene Laundries disgraced Irish Catholic women - 16x9onglobal ...

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2018:

The catholic church at its best. So long as it has money, power and total unquestioning obedience of everybody it doesn't give a damn what happens to anybody.

Happy Hump Day to all of you Sexual Deviants!

EricJones comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Every day is hump day for a hooker.

I served in the US Navy 12 years aboard Destroyers.

EricJones comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Crossing the equator for the first timers?

Hard is good in certain situations...

EricJones comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Now THAT is being taken for a real ride. Just park it in my driveway and I'll be fine.

So what is your go-to porn genre? I enjoy watching pregnant women getting it on.

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2018:

He's really looking at a priest with a little boy.

I laughed...

EricJones comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Where do I get one of those???

You never know how far you'll go until you get there. Passion can really extend limits.

EricJones comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I wonder how many convents have this stuck to the wall? We know all about the priests and little boys- but what about the nuns?

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

EricJones comments on Aug 21, 2018:

The bigger they cum, the longer it's been since they've had their pipes cleaned.

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

EricJones comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Beauty comes in any race, but then again so does ugly. The outside of the package might be different, but the insides are pretty much the same.

I'm thinking about my mom and dad.

EricJones comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Brutal disease to deal with. Hats off to them for their devotion to each other, and to your father for what he went through.

Isn't true?

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2018:

The initial feelings and feel good hormones are like a drug that the brain craves. As time goes on and things become routine and stable those feelings begin to fade and thats why some people stray-to get those feelings (an addictive high) again. That's why special nights together (date nights and sex) are so important to keep those feelings alive and to help understand and accept the other person for what they are. Everybody is different and you have to accept that. Everybody wants a custom fit and thats not how it works in an off the rack world.

Atheism is a non Prophet organization!

EricJones comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Cute

How many of you lie about your age on here? What? No answers?LOL

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2018:

If you're lying about your age, what else are you lying about? Besides the AARP discount card is really a dead give away .As well as the creaky joints. And the ...uh... um...oh yeah, memory loss.

I was at a store with a girl and I told her you can have one of anything in the store I love you so ...

EricJones comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Sometimes the cheap dates are the most fun.

Ah....those wacky catholic priests. [pittsburgh.cbslocal.com]

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The bishops were given a copy of the report and said they would not fight it. Yet 2 dozen priests and some other people who never saw the report did not want it released because their names were in it. How did they know about their being named in the report if they never saw it and why did the catholic church provide them the lawyers to fight the report? And why doesn't the church tell how many children were raped by these monsters? It's not just the molesters, it's also about the victims. The catholic church needs to be shut down.

Her ass was so so fine I got her mad at me. Then she told me to kiss her ass!

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Making up is always fun.

Only Two-Thirds Of American Millennials Believe The Earth Is Round

EricJones comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Have they ever heard of NASA????

All the restrooms in NYC have been stolen. NYPD have nothing to go on.

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Put the doughnut shop rest room over a storm sewer and they should be good to go.

Wouldn't it be great to have a Bat Signal?

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It would only work if it's cloudy, the light needs something to stop it. If the sky was clear the light would just continue off into space where some aliens would see it and think the people on that planet must be batty.

One choice! IF THERE'S ONE thing in your life that you could change what would it be?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

When I was 21 I sprained my back and it caused 2 discs to bulge but not cause any real problems, but about 14 years ago, I was having back spasms and they convulsed and disc L5-S1 blew and took out the outside of my right leg. Forced me to retire as a distance runner.

What if you are the GOD ?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

If you are responsible and always try to do the right thing and treat others with respect and dignity, then in a way you are your own god and have to answer to the face in the mirror

Importance of Religion/Lack Thereof in Daily Life?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Religion has no use in everyday life except when something goes wrong and I start using divine words in a very non-devine context. After that I don't need any sky fairy to tell me whats right and wrong and how to act toward others.

WHAT'S YOUR POSITION ON ABORTION ?

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2018:

If birth control was easier to get( and cheaper) abortion wouldn't be necessary.

Im very curious as to why so many men include pictures at 20 instead of being proud of who they have...

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Some men aren't proud of what they've become so they try and stay in the past. It's kind of like a woman wearing a padded push up bra, sooner or later somebody is going to find out the truth.

Just a comment.

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Only enough were ensnared enough to get him and his cronies into office, the rest of us are just getting the shaft.

Tomorrow morning at 7.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Ps. Don't forget to drink lots of water. It's supposed to be rather warm here- about 30 C.