Came up today from the FB group Philosophical Atheism.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

With out it we lose our humanity.

Ladybug is the sweetest dog and having knee surgery last year has thoroughly rejuvenated her.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

A few years ago I was taking my now ex-girlfriend for a lumpectomy and she had just put a fresh roll of toilet paper on the holder. When we got home 12 hours later the entire roll was in the kitchen, through the living room, down the hall and a little was still on the bathroom floor. One of the dogs had pulled on the tab she left hanging and just ran all over the house. So I feel your pain.

Let you know when I meet one, lol.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I don't think the cat was too thrilled with the joke.

Maybe someone here might have a interesting insights on this thought, I have always wondered when ...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

As churches began to be built, brothels began to disappear. A bit over simplified to be sure, but that's about it.

Hi, some quotes, the last one is the most important of all quotes!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

The first and last go so well together, they say pretty much the same thing.

One of the funniest skits by George Carlin of all time

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Guy died way too soon. With all the sex scandals in the church right now, he'd be having a field day.

Satan is right 👍😆

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Plagues, floods, wars, the list goes on and on. god has caused more unnatural death on this planet than any other source.

That don’t impress me much. 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

Just chattin'...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Yep, that's a redneck, southern fried too.

It was like this year round... to hear them tell it. ?

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

And for the younger set, their grandparents.That being said, my first to third grades were in a school 1/4 mile away in town and I walked. My second grade teacher lived next door and she walked for years.

Dogs gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

One of my cats usually follows me to the bathroom.

Please turn over...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Too true. I've done the paper turn over trick a few times on people. I've learned how to dodge flying wads of paper.

Round up. Good Dog!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Nice play on words.

Noah is more evil than Hitler and Stalin

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

God ordered him to do that so god could kill everybody. Noah just didn't have any morals about doing it.

Something like that

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Works for me. Although I would like a large open space for my yard and garden.

Busted.....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That reminds me of Pig Calypso from the muppets. https://youtu.be/SAZihmoE8-s

A Whiggish View....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

At least you won't wake her up.

Turn around, Bright Eyes....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You come into the world wearing diapers and you leave it wearing diapers.

The internet ... 😄

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That pretty much sums me up.

Someone does not know what to think of Bob. ????

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Those moving targets are hard to figure out, especially when they ignore you.

Tiny is as tiny does.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You tell him sister.

A vegan joke...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Too late-it is.

Some local street art where I live in Dayton, Ohio

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

There's some really nice work there. Sure beats a boring, bland brick wall.

We need empathy, not religion.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

This needs to be posted on the gates of the vatican and the front door of every church in the land.

I would like to thank all of you who commented and sent love and support about the loss of my sweet ...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That's why we're here-we have all traveled that road.

No problem parking this vehicle, guys!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You can fit him into the motorcycle spot, but do check for messes when you leave.

Great idea!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Mine wouldn't give it back.

When "triggered" ?

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Hold on a sec while I take a look.....

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I've worked in a hospital pharmacy almost 40 years-she's still upright so you didn't hit her hard enough. Stupid anti-vaccine assholes.

My sincerest apologies sir ??

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Stinky news travels fast.

Sometimes it's the simple, even silly, things that can be the most sensuous or erotic.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Better let him finish the dishes first or they'll still be in the sink in the morning.

With Friends Like These...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That is amazing

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the ...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All it teaches you is how to obey and put your hard earned money into the collection plate.

Deviant AND a Dad joke? Win win.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That's a good one.

Yahoooooooo!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Must be a lot of pissed off priests out there-strong, leading, not submissive women; setting a good example for todays young women to strive for.

A true statement if there ever was one!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Really...

They're Meowls.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Really cool.

Boy this really hits a mark

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The guy that wrote this list-I might be funny-should change his name to "I might be dead" if mom is in a bad mood.

Bunny at 4 days old, 24 grams; Bunny at 4 weeks old (today), 120 grams.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Go get 'em bunny

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The bus is stuck in traffic, I'll drive her home.

Checking to see if he knows one of them?

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Sounds like the food isn't the only thing cooking back in the kitchen.

The New GreenNew Dealing with political incompetence

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No crossing that yellow line.

Something for me to look forward to ????

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Really,that's not too far from the truth. Springsteen was right-just now it's 1057 channels and nothings on.

I am ready for the Gym!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I have a basic gym in my basement-I'll give you a very good workout.

The 7 Deadly Sins - pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. [en.wikipedia.org]

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Very true. And the 7 deadly sins are all caused by human emotion.

It is with the heaviest of heart I tell you all that my sweet boy Ralphie has died.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'm sorry to hear of your loss. I've lost many beloved pets so I fully understand the pain and emptiness you're feeling. The wound never completely heals.

A little something for the men.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'm 59 (Where the hell did the time go??) and mine works just fine, thank you. That being said-at what age does this sad poem kick in?

Dedicated to the small dog lover

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

My 11 year old shih tzu Mischief would go ballistic and the rest of my shih tzus would be barking their brains out too. Then there's Gonzo my Amazon attack parrot who wouldn't make a sound until she bites you.

Do you girls want to go for a walk?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I say the "W" word and I get a thundering herd through the house.

Who said that? Who's there?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Don't point this out to christians because they can't explain the contradictions and their brains seize up.

Ten Non-Commandments

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

If the world lived like this, it would be a far better place.

Thought I'd pass this along.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Good one.

INFJ problems

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Especially #2.

It might be true?🙄😁

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Taken girls are hotter-that's why they're taken

Hahahhahaha so stay loyal,that's good😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Is he priest bait?

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

They do exist-I work with one and she will tell you she's perfect.

Who's a good doggy?

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

That's why I have 8 dogs.

Pffft! Whatever works for you, Baby.

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Ain't it the truth.

Why did the cows ...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

The merry punsters strike again.

Let's mingle.

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Thats really cheesy

Unemployment ...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Cute.

Tortoise hat

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

The terrible 2's are going to be bad enough, let alone the teen years-ouch.

What's for dinner?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

As the one frog said to the other frog-"times fun when you're having flies".

Poor puppy!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

That's wild.

Intelligent life?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Then stay the hell away from Washington because there ain't none there

I can hardly wait for this to happen, not!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Looks like the TV remote to me...

Take that, Terminator!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

That'll teach 'em. Gotta show them who's boss.

Who! Who?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

cute.

Baby Hele is already nicely settling in to her new life here in Oregon, and claiming a few toys for ...

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

She came from NASCAR country so she probably thinks go fast on the straights and get low on the curves. Problem is the curves aren't banked and it sounds like she hasn't sorted that out yet. But it's good news that she's getting used to her new home.

What is symmetry.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Interesting.

It's Spring where I live so I have been planning for my Summer garden.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Weeds-I'm very good at weeds. Besides that I'm not really sure. I still have a few weeks to plan.

I love Japanese girls, they really know what to worship! (Kanamara Matsuri).

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

And from the looks of #3 how to worship.

Yep... pretty much.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

....Faster than rabbits on fertility drugs.

Please meet Kama Hele (the traveler)!! We are (finally) home!! I left my house at 4:45AM, flew ...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2019:

That is one long a-- day but it looks like it was very well worth it. She is one lucky puppy.

If satan lost his hair...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Nice play on words. Cute.

Your mom annoyed you? Do this? booooom!?????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That kid is hellbent to get every last drop. I wonder if her butt cheeks are getting sucked in?

It's that time again! LOL!

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Cough him back up, I want my chocolate damn it.

take your pick...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I don't want somebody that makes me masturbate-I want them to do it to me. Then I'll smile.

uh-oh, better pick a new one...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ooooookkyyyyyyy.

I have a cabbage question.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Should work.

How true is this! ❤????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Works for me-for about most of my life.

Here is a joke told to me by an Irish LDS missionary in front of his Utah based "companion" who I ...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That is GOOD. But Columbus can go suck eggs, the vikings found it first.

You dirty rat! I like it. ?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Different.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

It's the truth.

What does one hen say to another? ????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That's good.

Finding Jesus A stumbling drunk is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a baptismal ...

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Maybe he didn't fall in, maybe he just walked to the other side.

I shouldn't be laughing, but.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

At least he owns up to what he did.

That is the problem hahahaha????

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Maybe you're just laughing at your own jokes; but if it's an evil, sinister, hand wringing laugh-theeennn it's a different story....

I hope my future boyfriend will understand that I can be (not always).

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Thats a good one.

Yours Truly: 25 March 2019, I look like such a dork! Messy hair, but it's me. (Pic)?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Congrats-looks good. And as many of us guys who used to have hair will say-at least you have hair to get messy

Vehicles per thousand people.I have to say I love my car.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

All I have is my little econobox (cruze). What this map needs is another map with public transport usage.

Distribution of world's prisoners.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Of the three, were the only true democracy and the least socialized. Also the most religious.

No walking here. Boom!????

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Are they referring to the little patch in front or behind the sign?

Exit ??? ??????

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Is that one of those doors that goes to nowhere?

just little old me?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2019:

And according to the bible we're the only living things in the entire universe. What a waste of time, energy and space for no good reason.

"Letter Rip" ????

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That's a good one.

Have you seen him?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

If you want to find Waldo, just tell the IRS he owes a pile in back taxes and before you can blink- "poof" instant Waldo.

Exciting reading for the horsey set...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Love the play on words

For those wanting smaller gardens...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The burns from the air bag are going to be the least of their worries.

You recently saw my garden pictures.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The snow just melted off mine last week.