I often have the impression I'm having a hard time to fit in.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Yep, that's about how I feel.

Mix up the order of that keep life from getting boring.?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

The orgasm and sleep should be switched

Love this?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Everybody needs a plan, although I'd like to know what goes on in Larry's house to get these kind of ideas.

Laser Cat... fully charged and ready to do battle with the forces of evil.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Either that or somebody forgot to feed the kitty.

I like stripes

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

At that speed it would be over and done before I knew what hit me. I'd rather take my time and enjoy what's happening.

Come on now lets all do this . And a one and A2 and A3!

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Hell, Walmart has had christmas stuff out since the end of september and the egg nog(yum) since the beginning of october.

Reads from left to right.

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I thought he was just flipping houses now-and quite good at it too.

Holy water....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

The bottom part should be empty because everybody knows the church is full of it.

Quit playin'....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.

Something to sample. This guy had the right idea for Halloween.

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Trick or treat-buy some paint.

Do your dogs love snow?

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

My late lab/shepherd did. She would run around the yard and stick her nose into the snow to sniff what was underneath. My older shih tzus not so much, but the younger ones run all over the yard and I have to drag them in, usually caked with snow. And the first thing they do is run through the house and jump on my bed to defrost.

What happens when you cut down to many trees.

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

There's never a fire hydrant around when you need one.

Nature can be naughty

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

That looks moresume than just treessome.

If we can't touch you we will stare you down

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Well-somebody is watching. And from the looks of these two, you tain't getten away with nothin.

My sweet girl, Indy.

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

She's a cutie.

Water skiing...

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

What sled dogs do in the off season.

As I looked at this truck I noticed a pair of eyes watching every move I made.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Well traveled dogs.

Let's really make it true on Tuesday!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The merry punsters ride again.

Bet cha can't guess. Lol

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

How many guesses do I get?

Even more funnys

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Feelings and sinuses are two different things.

Daylight savings indeed! Where the sun don’t shine...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

An extra hour of sleep-yea.

Tuh-huh!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Because they were all at mass.

Winter sports.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Are they using a ball or a puck?

Poor dog....

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That's what he's doing to the rest of us, so fair is fair. And I didn't know dogs could become catholic priests.

What knitting?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

My dogs don't do yarn, they do the toilet paper, so you're busted kitty.

The Antichrist

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

If they're stupid enough to believe in the great sky fairy, they'll believe anything

Moody.....

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I know that feeling.

Halloween Candy

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Pods are so last year.

Strange looking Crow

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

You can see the ears in the reflection on the floor

Anger management.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Who needs a soft cushion when you have family to help you.

How to bicycle...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Ooooh kaaayyy. It really needs 2 ski's out front for stability though.

As a way of introducing myself to the group, I thought I would share a photo of me soaking outdoors ...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

It's better than a Jacuzzi. You can deflate it, dry it, fold it up and store it (or take it with you when you travel). Try doing that with a Jacuzzi What will they think of next-or don't I want to know.

Cartoon lookalikes! [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Is that art imitating life or life imitating art?

Map of Antarctica

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

This is sooo true. Some map maker is laughing his ass off right now.

Interesting article: Acting like an extravert has benefits, but not for introverts [aeon.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I gave up long ago. This is who (or what) I am-deal with it. I accept it, so you better too, if not tough.

This is my gang, denying me access to the bed.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Looks like my bed.

It snowed this morning, which reminded me I still had lettuce in the greenhouse (I’ve been busy ...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

A quick, fresh and tasty meal. And it didn't take a week to get there.

Is your “O face” sexy or scary?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

It's been so damn long I don't know.

More funnys

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

A porno pictogram. Mental and physical stimulation at the same time.

This kitty licks back

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Most of mine do that too.

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm".

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

If you kind of ignore everyone else and keep to yourself, you should be ok. The crowd is so large it's almost impersonal.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I have lots of dogs, cats too, and a few birds, so I think I have my bases covered.

Our Ice cream banana tree was knocked over in the storm last night.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Can you try and replant it or is it damaged beyond repair?

Funny stuff

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Cake is a good way to say sorry only if calories aren't an issue.

Almost check up times for the doggies. Thought this was quite appropriate...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I use a glob of peanut butter.

I have the good stuff....

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Cute kitty alert.

I managed to allow two of the three dogs that I'm presently dog-sitting to get skunked last night.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Use a cheap female douche product. The skunk spray is a sulfur compound and the douche helps to break the sulfur bonds and eliminate the odor. I always have some in my house. I just put some in a spray bottle and spray the area very well (keep it out of their eyes) and then give them a bath.

Yeah, they did! Look at that smile! ?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

She's facing the wrong direction.

My son took this of Taz in his Halloween outfit.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That's cute.

Milking Time

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

If she has cold hands....

My aunts dogs are just the sweetest.

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Beautiful dogs, and it looks like they're real buddies too.

Happy thought for the morning ... Men like to be hunted. Hear me out, okay?

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Works for me, just make sure I'm awake first so I can enjoy all of it.

Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Fine by me. At least I know that we're both on the same page and I'm not crossing the line at the wrong time. There's nothing like getting all hot and bothered only to have the door slammed on your face

Something for those who like doing it in the kitchen.

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'll take the first and last please.

Sound reasonable to me!!! LOL

EricJones comments on Nov 2, 2018:

But I live in a one story ranch, I don't have a down stairs. Besides I have Gonzo my attack bird (Amazon parrot) near the back door. Big bird, mean temper and loose. Good luck getting in.

Halloween is so epic. Here are some more picks of the downtown sexual mayhem.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

No wonder Robin Hood liked Maid Marian so much-all black and skin tight? Damn lucky guy.

Lonely here, being rejected by family are friends because I recently abandoned the religion I was ...

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Freedom of thought is a wonderful thing.

Calbuco Volcano, Chile Courtesy Physics-Astonomy.com [engadget.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

If that was the second place photo-what the hell took first??

Only of your suit lets out the fart, lol. IDK, seemed sort if Halloweeny.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Imagine granddad out there playing "pull my finger". '

If any group would have suggestions as to what this means it would be here.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

The red light district is just ahead.

For all you necrophiliacs out there, I won 1st prize for my “Sexy Ghost” costume! ?

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Now that's a right fun looking bunch.

If I ever have this kind of dog.

EricJones comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Could've been worse-they could have played connect the dots.

Dressed up like my cat for Halloween

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I love it.

Home safe! So tired and sore - hot hot bath, here I come! What are your rituals when you get ...

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Depends on the trip and what I have to do the next day. Usually I take the next day off so I can take care of the unpacking, etc. So I usually just feed the birds, cats and dogs then bedtime.

Lonely in beautiful São Paulo. Anyone around? :D

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Talk about going south of the border...

Peek-a-boo ??☠ Spooky night is coming ☻☻☻? Ha Ha Ha

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

that is a really cool pic.

What is the process to migrating to the USA legally ?

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Tons of red tape and usually a few years time and money. In recent years you need a sponsor (somebody here to take care of you) or a job waiting so you don't just come here and go straight onto the welfare rolls. These people trying to sneak in now are absolutely at the end of their rope and see this as their only chance of survival.

Anyone else find this to be true?

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Sounds right to me, although lately, trying to make sense of the present, let alone the future, is all but impossible.

Come on now you know you like this!

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Halloween can be as fun, or even more, for the adults than the children.

That about sums it up....

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Some of the really old cities might have a castle in the middle, but yes, that's about it.

Selfie from Friday. He was being a good boy.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Give them something to chew on and they're happy.

How to name your own town... :-)

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oxover. Sounds like half of the name of a pub.

Could fly, I guess.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Think spring- early spring-very early spring.

I actually think us men are! What's your opinion?

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'm voting men. The porn industry seems to be tilted more toward men.

Mural. Long Beach, California.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That is way cool.

Reminder of why this site exists from other creatures on this rock we live on.

EricJones comments on Oct 29, 2018:

An orca with a 'tude

Immigration....

EricJones comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Their summers too.

Your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings…are…a thin veil to cover up crimes which ...

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Did he just read the Pennsylvania grand jury report on the child abuse by the catholic church?? Because it sure sounds like it.

Anyone into blood ? Cutting and drinking?

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2018:

And risk a blood borne disease that can be easily transmitted through the mucus membrane in the mouth?? Not a chance in hell !!!

Be afraid, be very afraid! LOL

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Does chewbacca know about this?

Got! Damb! dead owmyovaries

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

All the ladies can have him, I'll take Wonder Woman.

I’d like to try this!!

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

A girl sandwich-with extra mayo?

I think I need a couple of these...

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Is that what they call a real hottie?

Or anything hidden from others? Did you do it on your own or were you instructed to by someone?

EricJones comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Not allowed to-management doesn't want anything getting in the way.

Cancel all income taxes.

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Also means hyper-inflation and money that's not worth the paper it's printed on, taking down most of the world's economies and pretty much driving society back to the dark ages.

Caption contest time!

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Guess whats happening to you tonight.

We are adults

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I prefer fit it in or stroke off.

I admit.

EricJones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The universe has a way of sorting things out.

Now , that would be impressive .

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

These guys could charge admission.

Oops..my Bad..

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Then you owe him a free one with all the bells and whistles.

What would you do if the priest slaps your baby for crying?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Cell 911 to send the ambulance and hope he doesn't die before they arrive.

What is your favorite season? Why?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Summer. No dressing for cold weather, don't have to shovel sunshine, no snow and ice on the roads, the veggie garden, and the list goes on.

Admit it. If this was 1951 you guys would be beating off to this picture. ?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

You'd be too tired from running to and from the tv to change the channels.

I know you do

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

That stuff goes to the sewer for a reason.

I need this in my drawers.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

If that's what's going to happen to me-she can take her sweet time getting here.

Canada, gay male sex and the bibble: [instagram.com]

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

That's a good one. The prophecies of the bible are finally coming true.

Hypnotists mistakes

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Ouch would have been a better choice of words.

Who

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Really old school- and better music.

Uh oh, someone left the playroom unlocked.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I have 8 dogs-buuut I don't think this is something you will find in the local pet store.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle ........

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Love the expression.-it tells the whole story.