Yes I will..

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Too late.

Take me for a ride....

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

A long one.

In HIND sight....HUMMMMM

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I want what's behind curtain #2

I have a confession to make. (...or three)

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Bless me father for I want to sin with nun #1-a lot.

Trick or Treat!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I wish they would come to my house for trick or treat.

I have always dealt with low self esteem; it will wax and wane.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

You're not alone. We all have off days, we all have good days, but they are in the past and can't be changed-just learned from. Tomorrow is unwritten, focus on the positive and it will be a good day.

Interesting

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

If memory serves, most of the science and technical awards come from the major countries but many of the peace prizes seem to lean more toward the third world or multi national humanitarian groups.

It's JESAZ!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

A book written by a committee looking through the bottom of an empty wine bottle. And probably some beer bottles too.

I don’t know how you guys do it.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

That's the test to see if you're in good enough shape to exercise or not.

LOL too funny..women WHAT do you think?

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

There's a reset button???

Why it's '3 Men and a Baby..awwwww

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I didn't know "3 men and a baby" was that old.

I know there’s no such thing as a legitimate one, but this made me crack up anyway.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Hope that's not a first date.

This is so true..

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Maybe she's just one of those people who have to coordinate right down to the last thread no matter what her plans are. Besides, when you get to that point- who cares.

Listen to the lady

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't worry, I'll go before we start. I don't want any interruptions.

Oh! Burn!!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I gather he doesn't want grandchildren.

Who is still feeling that is was wrong to confirm a man to the supreme court that fibbed outright in...

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

He didn't fib-he out and out lied through his teeth. And while that circus was going on, a bunch of young ultra-conservative judges were being railroaded through and appointed to the lower courts.

I can relate...

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I have a few cats that are just like that.

Nailed it!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That about sums it up.

Wheel purpose.....

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

All us working stiffs need to take a page out of this critters book, because he's got it right.

The stable genius.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Do it and prove to all the heathen non-believers that you can, indeed fly, but please use a taller building.

Conversion chart.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Love it.

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Working.

Streets vs. sheets

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't get any pizza sauce on the sheets-it'll stain., then you'll have to change the sheets before sex.

And then you realize that it really doesn't matter.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

If your sitting on the edge of the bed after sex, you've already made it to heaven.

Anyone else see themselves here?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Puberty sucked because I had nobody to fuck.

Our fetishes are strange to someone.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I want to use my jedi mind control on this one:)

I think I'm getting off here. Anyone want to cum along?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I don't live too far from a Pennsylvania dutch town called Intercourse-are they near each other? If not, they really should be.

Anyone headed to a good adult Halloween party this year?

EricJones comments on Oct 19, 2018:

No, I'll just sit here and look at this.

This is just the sort of woman I would like to meet

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

About as good a find as is possible. I want one too. This woman puts christianity-especially the catholics-to shame.

My Birthday is this Saturday.

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

How about vodka and prune juice-you know a pile driver:). Kidding aside, do you have any really good Irish theme pubs in your area? If so they should have a live band with some sing alongs and enough varieties of Jameson (among others) to float a battleship. Happy Birthday.

What kind of plant is this?

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dogweed. I have a bunch of it. That's why I never turn my compost heap, the 3 pure white ones do it for me

Another work conversation...

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Some work conversations, which seem normal to us on the inside, when taken out of context by the outside world can seem very strange. But, oh boy can we have some real fun with them.

When dogs go bad.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Yes they will. It's on the internet and by now it's gone viral and everybody on the planet knows what you did. So you can run, but you can't hide. One little indiscretion, and you spend the rest of your life on the lam. :)

Have I even mentioned that I love bats?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Natures bug zappers. I love them too.

A BIG one too!

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Ooooh yesssss.

My morning routine

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Skip the coffee and get the day started on the right foot.

National No Bra Day - October 13, 2018 So I missed all the pics of this glorious event?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

All the less to take off so you can get to the points faster.

What's up with all the beautiful morning pictures this how I feel this morning. Ohh my head hurts.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

She'll be fine, in, say, maybe a week.

Suitcase, or lunch?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

For me it's lunch. Ask the people I work with. I make a sandwich with half of a loaf of french bread.

Spoiled brat.

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That really sums it up.

I'm terrible for this, but I thought it was funny.?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Sometimes the greatest lines ever spoken were totally unintentional.

2 of my favorite things to wake up too.......

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

If you're just waking up to this, you're sleeping in the kitchen. You should be waking up in the bedroom with her on top of you starting the day with a bang. :) :)

Gonna be a surprise.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Always choose your words wisely and think before you speak.

Know your partner before you start making suggestions.

EricJones comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Life is just full of little surprises.

Let me see your sex face...

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Floofy socks 🐁🐁🐁🐁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Soft, snugly,and they smell like mom

It's never too early to practice

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Another good reason to be a non-believer. In fact, do it in front of the church so the churchgoing people can see how much fun life can be when you don't go to church.

Not really deviant, but a good start

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Put the movie on auto-replay and by the end of the day you might have watched most of it.

When you want to mix kinks

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Cute

I believe this belongs here.

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

You know who you are.

EricJones comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Don't just think of me-tell me so I can help you. Don't deny your cravings-act upon them before the urge passes.

Fuck McDonalds....This is what I call a HAPPY MEAL!!!!

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Breakfast, lunch, supper, midnight snack, whatever-any meal is a good excuse.

Now, Now Ladies don't fight ...There is enough for everyone....

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I wonder if she'll take me for ride on her bike?

Going up...

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

That is a good one. :) :)

Is this what you want.

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

At my age, by the time I go through all the work to get her bound, I'll be too tired to do anything. That's why I prefer to keep it simple, more time to enjoy things.

when princess is asleep

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

That's no way to land a princess, give her the real one instead.

creative or perverted?

EricJones comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's the only way to see what goes on in the inner sanctum and that's how we learn. I think it's a brilliant idea.

I love whoever did this!

EricJones comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Wellll, that does about sum it up. Just don;t tell Trump, he'll scream that it's all fake news and everybody's out to get him.

The Ancient Greeks were absolutely enthralled by the phallus, an artistic representation of the male...

EricJones comments on Oct 11, 2018:

In ancient times most of the civilizations were male-centric and women were second or third class citizens, especially if they were christian. Christians looked upon sex as the ultimate sin and should be avoided at all costs. The catholic church to this day forbids sex except for procreation. These items were lucky to survive the purges by the zealots who saw anything that wasn't christian was to be destroyed.

Are men and women in to target practice?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Is that what point and shoot really means?

He said she said

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Sometimes any furry thing will do.

What is that called?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Different.

Delicious Halloween Couple-Costume Idea!

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Big boy candy

What's the most relaxing thing you do after a long work day? Mine is sleep or eat and play games.

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Feed the cats, feed the dogs, feed the birds , clean the litter boxes, clean around the house, walk as many dogs as I can before it's time to get ready for bed I go to work to relax.

Reading other deviants' words about their fetish for hot & soapy bath or shower, it occurs to me i ...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

A dirty mind with a clean body-nothing wrong with that. Just don't run out of hot water, been there-done that-no fun.

I found this meme on my page but could not comment on it as it was in a group to which i do not, and...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

And don't forget how the republicans refused to even talk to Judge Garland, Pres Obamas choice to replace the late Justice Scalia.

I believe in self control.

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I'll just shop in another asile., thank you.

No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Nothing like a good straight man.

Doctors opinion...

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Why doesen't that doctor work at my hospital???

Time for everyone's favorite game...Sex Toy or Not?

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Glass christmas tree.

I'm sitting on the bus.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I was riding a tour bus to a baseball game many years ago,and I was sitting behind the driver and he said from his vantage point (about 6 feet up) it's amazing what you see going on in cars that people think nobody can see. He said it's like watching a porno film moving at 60 mph.

I heard what you did....

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

What day are you free, I'll bring a case.

Pets you have or had

EricJones comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I have 8 Shih Tzus, 12 cats (I'm kitty sitting for my ex-girlfriend who's starting chemo) and 4 birds. But I could only do one vote so I voted dogs.

Religion: grown ass adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.

EricJones comments on Oct 2, 2018:

And my sky fairy says it's O.K. to kill you because only my sky fairy is the true sky fairy, yours is a false sky fairy.

I need one of these. ??

EricJones comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Oh the fun you can have with peoples names.

this sums up my life

EricJones comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Woof.

Sex surprises [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2018:

One nice thing about do it yourself-you know what's going to happen. Although having someone to experiment with would be fun.

The Roman Catholic church has admitted many of its priests & bishops committed child rape and other ...

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The catholic church rakes in so much money each week that it gives walmart a run for it's money as to who makes more. BUT-the church never opens its books to show everyone where the money actually goes. They say it goes here and there for the good of humanity but it never proves it. They have vast property holdings that are off the tax rolls forcing the common taxpayer to pay extra to make up the difference. The church has payed out some 4 billion dollars to rape victims. As a non profit where did all that money come from? It's time to lower the tax boom on the church for the fraud that they are.

Fact-Checking Trump’s Speech to the United Nations

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Who knew he was also a stand-up comedian? He had the General Assembly in stitches. Although I don't think the UN is not the place to try out new material

The Vatican never apologized for the Inquisition.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The church has tons of money to pass around. So I say bankrupt them (they're already morally bankrupt), close them down and finally bring some peace and justice to this planet.

One way to handle a kitten ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I have one of those sitting about 5 feet from my computer right now. Mom curled up like a doughnut with a tiny kitten in the middle.

What was your first toy?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Too much using it destroys your brain cells and makes you blind. That being said, I can't remember and I love these braille computer screens.

If I got scolded through more random notes like this Id be pretty sure I was living my best life ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You remember new math? Well, this is new grammar.

Has anyone else have this happen to them?

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2018:

If she wants me, she can have me. :) :)

Happy Friday, heathens.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

oh to be young and flexible again.

Past present or both... Describe your sex life using only a MOVIE TITLE..

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Night of the living dead. I'm living, it's dead.

When you've upgraded your image

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

The shadow knows.

Just do it.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Great-now I have to go and do something. ???.

Church bake sale rejection...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Religion-no sense of humor.

In sink......

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Looks like one of my cats, but she fills the entire basin.

I seem to have a sweet-tooth tonight...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

With chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

Pirate's cock...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good one.: )

Fill in the blank! The one thing that always gets me there when I need to achieve orgasm, is ...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm a single guy, so a little internet porn, or the right pictures and my imagination and I'm off to the races.

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex ?

EricJones comments on Sep 19, 2018:

What part needs improving? Talk about it and then practice, practice, practice. But remember, sex is only part of the relationship.

Guillermo del Toro's distant cousin.

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Hate to think where THAT'S been...

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Any orifice he can stick it into. Lubricant optional because it is far more blessed to give than to receive

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Is that a priest blessing a hooker?

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Works for me.

Twisted. ?

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Good one.

So I'm on the roof of the Mall, and I come across this.

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2018:

If they were at a laundromat, I would say they are the time and space portal of the missing sock.