Are men and women in to target practice?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Is that what point and shoot really means?

He said she said

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Sometimes any furry thing will do.

What is that called?

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Different.

Delicious Halloween Couple-Costume Idea!

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Big boy candy

What's the most relaxing thing you do after a long work day? Mine is sleep or eat and play games.

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Feed the cats, feed the dogs, feed the birds , clean the litter boxes, clean around the house, walk as many dogs as I can before it's time to get ready for bed I go to work to relax.

Reading other deviants' words about their fetish for hot & soapy bath or shower, it occurs to me i ...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

A dirty mind with a clean body-nothing wrong with that. Just don't run out of hot water, been there-done that-no fun.

I found this meme on my page but could not comment on it as it was in a group to which i do not, and...

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

And don't forget how the republicans refused to even talk to Judge Garland, Pres Obamas choice to replace the late Justice Scalia.

I believe in self control.

EricJones comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I'll just shop in another asile., thank you.

No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Nothing like a good straight man.

Doctors opinion...

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Why doesen't that doctor work at my hospital???

Time for everyone's favorite game...Sex Toy or Not?

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Glass christmas tree.

I'm sitting on the bus.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I was riding a tour bus to a baseball game many years ago,and I was sitting behind the driver and he said from his vantage point (about 6 feet up) it's amazing what you see going on in cars that people think nobody can see. He said it's like watching a porno film moving at 60 mph.

I heard what you did....

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2018:

What day are you free, I'll bring a case.

Pets you have or had

EricJones comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I have 8 Shih Tzus, 12 cats (I'm kitty sitting for my ex-girlfriend who's starting chemo) and 4 birds. But I could only do one vote so I voted dogs.

Religion: grown ass adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.

EricJones comments on Oct 2, 2018:

And my sky fairy says it's O.K. to kill you because only my sky fairy is the true sky fairy, yours is a false sky fairy.

I need one of these. ??

EricJones comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Oh the fun you can have with peoples names.

this sums up my life

EricJones comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Woof.

Sex surprises [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2018:

One nice thing about do it yourself-you know what's going to happen. Although having someone to experiment with would be fun.

The Roman Catholic church has admitted many of its priests & bishops committed child rape and other ...

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The catholic church rakes in so much money each week that it gives walmart a run for it's money as to who makes more. BUT-the church never opens its books to show everyone where the money actually goes. They say it goes here and there for the good of humanity but it never proves it. They have vast property holdings that are off the tax rolls forcing the common taxpayer to pay extra to make up the difference. The church has payed out some 4 billion dollars to rape victims. As a non profit where did all that money come from? It's time to lower the tax boom on the church for the fraud that they are.

Fact-Checking Trump’s Speech to the United Nations

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Who knew he was also a stand-up comedian? He had the General Assembly in stitches. Although I don't think the UN is not the place to try out new material

The Vatican never apologized for the Inquisition.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The church has tons of money to pass around. So I say bankrupt them (they're already morally bankrupt), close them down and finally bring some peace and justice to this planet.

One way to handle a kitten ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I have one of those sitting about 5 feet from my computer right now. Mom curled up like a doughnut with a tiny kitten in the middle.

What was your first toy?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Too much using it destroys your brain cells and makes you blind. That being said, I can't remember and I love these braille computer screens.

If I got scolded through more random notes like this Id be pretty sure I was living my best life ?

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You remember new math? Well, this is new grammar.

Has anyone else have this happen to them?

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2018:

If she wants me, she can have me. :) :)

Happy Friday, heathens.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

oh to be young and flexible again.

Past present or both... Describe your sex life using only a MOVIE TITLE..

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Night of the living dead. I'm living, it's dead.

When you've upgraded your image

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

The shadow knows.

Just do it.

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Great-now I have to go and do something. ???.

Church bake sale rejection...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Religion-no sense of humor.

In sink......

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Looks like one of my cats, but she fills the entire basin.

I seem to have a sweet-tooth tonight...

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2018:

With chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

Pirate's cock...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good one.: )

Fill in the blank! The one thing that always gets me there when I need to achieve orgasm, is ...

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm a single guy, so a little internet porn, or the right pictures and my imagination and I'm off to the races.

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex ?

EricJones comments on Sep 19, 2018:

What part needs improving? Talk about it and then practice, practice, practice. But remember, sex is only part of the relationship.

Guillermo del Toro's distant cousin.

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yep, that's about right.

Hate to think where THAT'S been...

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Any orifice he can stick it into. Lubricant optional because it is far more blessed to give than to receive

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Is that a priest blessing a hooker?

The choice is a humbling one to be on the receiving end of.

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Works for me.

Twisted. ?

EricJones comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Good one.

So I'm on the roof of the Mall, and I come across this.

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2018:

If they were at a laundromat, I would say they are the time and space portal of the missing sock.

Saw this and it tickled my... funny bone. Yeah. Funny bone.

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Somebody is thinking outside the (shoe) box, and I love it. Looking at the world through a different set of glasses can be great fun and thought provoking.

Abstract yet clear, agree?

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2018:

That is way cool.

She told me to tie her up so.....

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Always choose your words wisely.

Zucchini season

EricJones comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Love it :)

OK, instead of word association.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

My amazon parrot will eat the pizza, it's just the size she likes, I'll eat the pineapple.

Sitting at work on this labor day, the plant is closed, no one around, having naughty thoughts.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Lucky you. I work in a hospital pharmacy and my lunch break lasted all of 3 minutes. The only time I had for naughty thoughts was when I wanted to tell a Dr what to do with himself (he was having a very off day and I was just tired).

‪As a vegan I have been fascinated by cauliflower buffalo wings so I did them up tonight.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

OK- Gotta try these. My kind of recipe too-simple.

16x9 - Slave Labour: Magdalene Laundries disgraced Irish Catholic women - 16x9onglobal ...

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2018:

The catholic church needs to be investigated by every nation on the planet. Just go into the offices and take every piece of paper and get every secret out for every person on this planet to see. Then the true evil of this cult will finally be exposed. Put the whole lot in prison in the general population and let the fun begin. Justice, Karma, whatever.

Ever since 1970 I have used SLR cameras, mostly Nikon.

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2018:

What camera is it? Right now I have a 10 year old bridge camera that is showing it's age. Nice pic.

Another holiday weekend coming up.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2018:

I'm working my 6 day stretch, monday is my last day, although I get time and half for the day- Whooopeeeee.

16x9 - Slave Labour: Magdalene Laundries disgraced Irish Catholic women - 16x9onglobal ...

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2018:

The catholic church at its best. So long as it has money, power and total unquestioning obedience of everybody it doesn't give a damn what happens to anybody.

Happy Hump Day to all of you Sexual Deviants!

EricJones comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Every day is hump day for a hooker.

I served in the US Navy 12 years aboard Destroyers.

EricJones comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Crossing the equator for the first timers?

Hard is good in certain situations...

EricJones comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Now THAT is being taken for a real ride. Just park it in my driveway and I'll be fine.

So what is your go-to porn genre? I enjoy watching pregnant women getting it on.

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2018:

He's really looking at a priest with a little boy.

I laughed...

EricJones comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Where do I get one of those???

You never know how far you'll go until you get there. Passion can really extend limits.

EricJones comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I wonder how many convents have this stuck to the wall? We know all about the priests and little boys- but what about the nuns?

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

EricJones comments on Aug 21, 2018:

The bigger they cum, the longer it's been since they've had their pipes cleaned.

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

EricJones comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Beauty comes in any race, but then again so does ugly. The outside of the package might be different, but the insides are pretty much the same.

I'm thinking about my mom and dad.

EricJones comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Brutal disease to deal with. Hats off to them for their devotion to each other, and to your father for what he went through.

Isn't true?

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2018:

The initial feelings and feel good hormones are like a drug that the brain craves. As time goes on and things become routine and stable those feelings begin to fade and thats why some people stray-to get those feelings (an addictive high) again. That's why special nights together (date nights and sex) are so important to keep those feelings alive and to help understand and accept the other person for what they are. Everybody is different and you have to accept that. Everybody wants a custom fit and thats not how it works in an off the rack world.

Atheism is a non Prophet organization!

EricJones comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Cute

How many of you lie about your age on here? What? No answers?LOL

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2018:

If you're lying about your age, what else are you lying about? Besides the AARP discount card is really a dead give away .As well as the creaky joints. And the ...uh... um...oh yeah, memory loss.

I was at a store with a girl and I told her you can have one of anything in the store I love you so ...

EricJones comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Sometimes the cheap dates are the most fun.

Ah....those wacky catholic priests. [pittsburgh.cbslocal.com]

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The bishops were given a copy of the report and said they would not fight it. Yet 2 dozen priests and some other people who never saw the report did not want it released because their names were in it. How did they know about their being named in the report if they never saw it and why did the catholic church provide them the lawyers to fight the report? And why doesn't the church tell how many children were raped by these monsters? It's not just the molesters, it's also about the victims. The catholic church needs to be shut down.

Her ass was so so fine I got her mad at me. Then she told me to kiss her ass!

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Making up is always fun.

Only Two-Thirds Of American Millennials Believe The Earth Is Round

EricJones comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Have they ever heard of NASA????

All the restrooms in NYC have been stolen. NYPD have nothing to go on.

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Put the doughnut shop rest room over a storm sewer and they should be good to go.

Wouldn't it be great to have a Bat Signal?

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It would only work if it's cloudy, the light needs something to stop it. If the sky was clear the light would just continue off into space where some aliens would see it and think the people on that planet must be batty.

One choice! IF THERE'S ONE thing in your life that you could change what would it be?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

When I was 21 I sprained my back and it caused 2 discs to bulge but not cause any real problems, but about 14 years ago, I was having back spasms and they convulsed and disc L5-S1 blew and took out the outside of my right leg. Forced me to retire as a distance runner.

What if you are the GOD ?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

If you are responsible and always try to do the right thing and treat others with respect and dignity, then in a way you are your own god and have to answer to the face in the mirror

Importance of Religion/Lack Thereof in Daily Life?

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Religion has no use in everyday life except when something goes wrong and I start using divine words in a very non-devine context. After that I don't need any sky fairy to tell me whats right and wrong and how to act toward others.

WHAT'S YOUR POSITION ON ABORTION ?

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2018:

If birth control was easier to get( and cheaper) abortion wouldn't be necessary.

Im very curious as to why so many men include pictures at 20 instead of being proud of who they have...

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Some men aren't proud of what they've become so they try and stay in the past. It's kind of like a woman wearing a padded push up bra, sooner or later somebody is going to find out the truth.

Just a comment.

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Only enough were ensnared enough to get him and his cronies into office, the rest of us are just getting the shaft.

Tomorrow morning at 7.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Ps. Don't forget to drink lots of water. It's supposed to be rather warm here- about 30 C.

Tomorrow morning at 7.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I live about 150 km west of New York and have been there many times (had an aunt who lived there) and there is just so much to see and do. To do just the main spots you need about a month. The weather for the next 2 weeks looks good, so that shouldn't be a problem. Welcome to this side of the planet and I hope you have a great time. Take lots of pictures.

Does your alarm clock look like this? Complete with paws button?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Yep except mine are shih tzus and cats. Usually I have at least 4 dogs and 2 cats (sometimes more) on my bed. And it's a twin bed. And when the alarm goes off it's usually all hands (paws?) on deck.

Just spent 4 days in Vegas.

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2018:

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You lose a pile of money in Vegas and it stays there. The strip is a temple to overindulgence designed to overwhelm your senses and separate you from your money. Sounds like every church service that has ever taken place. In a way it is a religion because it worships the same green deity as all the rest do.

I just can't keep up with current fads, I read that Exit signs were on the way out and boomerangs ...

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2018:

That's cheesy. Love it

Give me a home Where the buffalo roam And I’ll show you a house full of .......

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2018:

....fertilizer.

I don't know if this comment will affect my standing as an introvert, but I find it so easy to be ...

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Works for me. I think you're more comfy here because we're scattered all over the place and not all squished into your living room, and we're all in the same boat and that makes it easier because we all understand.

.......... yep, I think it might be broken

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2018:

pack it in ice and get to a doctor.

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again. - Tim Vine

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2018:

True that.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The incubator!!

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2018:

The egg. Dinosaurs were laying eggs millions of years before they evolved into chickens.

Music is an emotional lover! That I don't care to know the name of the song or the artist.

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2018:

If a song is something that I enjoy, I want to get it and always have it so I can keep the memory and feeling alive when I listen to it later. I attend a local music festival every august and buy cd's that I enjoy and when I listen to them later, I'm transported back to a warm, early august night where I first heard the music.

If a Muslim kills an infidel they say he get 72 Virgins. Me, Id rather just have 3 sluts

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2018:

So what happens on day 73? And what if those 72 virgins are 95 year old nuns? I'd rather the sluts myself, at least I'd know what I'm getting.

Awesome to see this group growing so fast!

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I don't hide from the doorbell because it's usually some religion peddler and I just love shooting their religion full of holes.

Hey guys I got my shirt! I haven't been able to be here much in the last few weeks July is a busy ...

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Looks good.

I am an social-anxiety ridden introvert.

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2018:

You might be isolated but you're not alone. Welcome.

So this woman asked me if I was an Italian Stallion...I looked down and said Nope...just a Pony...

EricJones comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I hear that :(

A few days ago while servicing me baling tractor, I discovered a nest of garden bees had set up shop...

EricJones comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Just check around where you sit and place your hands and feet.If you can find the queen and move her, the rest of the hive should follow.

How do you make sense of this?

EricJones comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You had 9 years of catholic brainwashing and your mind reverted to what you were forced to believe. As for your stepson, you may have picked up on a conversation that was happening around you and your brain just tried to "package" the info into something that made sense.

Birthday is a sacred gift of life!

EricJones comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Birthdays are a gift, especially to your mother. Delivering a beautiful, healthy baby is every mothers dream. That being said, when you have about 50 or so birthdays, you begin to realize that the end is beginning to draw nearer, and you want them to stop. Yes they are a gift but they come with a price-the more you have, the less older family you have, and the closer you come to joining them.

As an introvert, what do you do for a living and are you happy/fulfilled doing it?

EricJones comments on Jul 19, 2018:

I'm a hospital pharmacy technician. I spend most of my day making custom sterile IV solutions. I'm also the instructor, so I teach the pharmacy student interns and new technicians and yearly refresher for everybody. It's rewarding knowing that I'm helping to heal people (and sometimes tell Dr's that they're wrong). A small plus is I work alone for the most part, but I work in a tiny space- about 3 ft wide and about 15 ft long with no windows.

Religion has contaminated sex.

EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Just proof how religion controls every part of peoples lives and tries to control all of society. Any long term relationship (marriage or other) will fail without the closeness that sex provides.

I found love on Agnostic.

EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Great news. May you grow very old together.:)

My favorite version of The Little Mermaid song. :-)

EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I don't know the music but I like the words.

Just watched George Carlin's review of the Ten Commandments and Christian religion on YouTube.

EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2018:

He told it like it was and didn't care who's toes he stomped on. He was very intelligent and really made you think after you were done laughing your ass off. I miss the man.