Man, 48, Fredericksburg, USA
I was born on the planet Krypton, and named Kal-El, was sent Earth in a small spaceship by my scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton was destroyed in a natural cataclysm. My ship landed in the American countryside, where I was discovered and adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent, a farming couple. They named me Mater......
I hate filling these out. Divorced since 2009. Two kids. My friends all think I'm funny (but then they would, wouldn't they?).
Find me at "Memes R Us". I spend most of my time there.
Here's a video of me playing piano and singing with my daughter.