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Bio

I was born on the planet Krypton, and named Kal-El, was sent Earth in a small spaceship by my scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton was destroyed in a natural cataclysm. My ship landed in the American countryside, where I was discovered and adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent, a farming couple. They named me Mater......

I hate filling these out. Divorced since 2009. Two kids. My friends all think I'm funny (but then they would, wouldn't they?).

Find me at "Memes R Us". I spend most of my time there.

Here's a video of me playing piano and singing with my daughter.

Comments

Good advice.
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
True dat!
Today I found Jesus/ It was an amazing, downright profound moment for me in my life. There he ...
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Jesus has been working out... Dost thou even lift bro?
So beautiful
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Poetry....
We'll start off on a higher plane...
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Yeah...calm down Satan!
It's time for a nice romantic song... [youtube.com]
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
....this is how we used to have sex in the 1990's. I do miss .50¢ beers :(
A pet penguin would be cool
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
What?
That's what you get for assuming!
EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:
You were wrong... Very wrong!
Can't argue with that
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
I feel much better now!
Granny’s voyeurism is getting out of control.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Like Ceiling Cat and Nancy Drew before her....can't a guy wank....in peace?
The best part...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Not if you avoid mirrors!
Really, get over it...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
TMI bro..
Point ... Counterpoint
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
That's not an argument...it's just contradiction.
Animals have feelings, too.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Killer!
Very, very wrong.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Your body...your choice.
I'm almost pun-ished
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Punny!
Da... Da... Dats all folks!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Bill Nye was a party animal!
Meanwhile in Rome... look not graffiti on the walls!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Rule of thirds....right there! Anaconda want!
I hope no one else has to work today. Happy Saturday, meh.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
...and Sunday.
Normie Memes R' Us
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
....but I want to be evil!
Life. Dont judge
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Sometimes I wish life would give me the silent treatment...
I found the ultimate "normie meme" and I'm posting it because I'm a passive aggressive asshole ...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
My eyessss!!!!!!
I can't believe I ate the whole Jesus
EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Meh! Gave me gas...
I have found my patron saint
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
He died of pedantry.....
Potato, potato
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Me too...usually.
When you are standing in line and stick out like a sore thumb..
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Framed!
For saviors in a hurry
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I'll take 4!
Yep sounds about right
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I am the god of Hellfire and I bring you... https://youtu.be/eawL6aJ2nBc
The spirit animal of the memes group [facebook.com]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Memes are life.
It's hard out there for a player
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Savage!
Nothing like a little nihilism on a Friday night.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Whatever...
@EricTrommater this is for you
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
@Livinlife such a great tribute!
Let's light this candle!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Dank AF!
Only moderate?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
So that's my problem...
Inner dialogue? What’s that?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Bat Country! Poor Devils you'll be seeing them soon enough.
Well this isn't nice at all
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
And there's an i in Eric!
Shut your whore mouth
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Heretic! And whoever made this dragged the sacred Lebowski into it!
I feel like this kinda sums up this group.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
So what the world needs is less passion and more dick jokes?
Satisfying AF
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Oh yeah!!!!!
I like to plan ahead
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Preparation is key!
[getyarn.io] Getting on meet me be like...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Cocky!
Well, it is (what's so dang)Good Friday... [youtube.com]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Classic!
Except it wouldn't be Coors Light
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I may start meal prepping myself.....
Don’t blame me, someone has to do the dishes!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Does he do windows?
Some bear fun for Eric...(last one especially)...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I do love beer more than I fear bears.....
Level 8! What are my superpowers?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I'll let you borrow my hammer..... If you can lift it.
Sometimes it's not worth the savings
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
If it's anything like the last table I bought from Ikea they're going be to four nails missing.
Still waiting
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Samuel Beckett died waiting for him.....
Jesus Clock
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
He must be multi-jointed like the hippie doll.....
@EricTrommater is this your cat?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:
In the famous words of Wordsworth's Tombstone... Horseman Pass Me By.
Nurses think I'm a nurse. I used to do medication education with Psych clients.... Yeah we'll go...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Percocet... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet.....
Just ask Jebus
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
https://youtu.be/o5mBvbNgpsk
Would you dare to have sex in a church?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I can think of a lot more comfortable places...
To continue my campaign of disgusting, I'm going with sickly sweet. Mwahahahaha
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I could tell by his bowtie he was trying to sell me meth...
How Americans see the world.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
....and Murica would be all white.
Technically pregonanacy is also an std.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Pokemon has changed a lot since my kids were growing up.
One more..
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
What is the sound of one hand clapping!?
Finally!!!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Jesus!
Can't stop. Won't stop
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Hey Jesus... We're politically correct around here it's little people porn!
We all know them
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
And they all seem to want to leave comments.....
4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Lmao @ I have needs too!
Sometimes it's mandatory
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Beats choking them...
Lost at sea with this one...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Jesus is hung like a light switch!
Lol...Damn Men...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
So....?
Right? LMAO!!!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!
On topic!! Jesus Comes.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
He should have that looked at...
Coldfinger the remake.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Hopefully it wasn't the shocker...
Now the weather report this time from Manchester.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Nippley out there....
TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book ...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
What do you call 2000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.....?
Not just for porn stars anymore
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I was very excited about the title...
WARNING! NOT A MEME -- but damned funny. [youtube.com]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Crude... But effective!
Does intimacy contribute to your general health and happiness>
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I can't remember.
You ever get super anxious that you scare potential friends away? Hi. I'm HippieGothMom2, and I ...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I sometimes put myself in socially awkward situations because I briefly forget how much I hate people.
Hide the pain Harold - meme knowledge. [independent.co.uk]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I wish we could post gifs on here....
Happy Easter/Oster/Ishtar! :-) [bbc.com]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
My late brother was named Chris so for a moment I was afraid that he had come back as a zombie.....
Because, well, hobbits...(the first is for Eric)...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Dank memes and dark magic..... It's what makes the world go round.
RetrIever on the rIver
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Poor dog....
I have to type 10 characters. Ok Eat.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
In my case they aren't..
Where can I buy this? (Asking for a friend)
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
It's multi-jointed just like the hippie doll!
Why sports are dumb - YouTube
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sports and memes are all I know...and beer.
Just "appropriated" this from @Bostonian in the "Trump Pinata" group...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'm glad to see some people are worried about our International reputation!
Mornin', Folks!...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Happy Thursday Bill!
Any good sketch artists out there..asking for a friend.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
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In which Blindbird makes the dudes on here super uncomfortable.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
R U OK? :p
Most guys profile pics.....
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I've been told I look like Chris Farley ... playing a serial killer.
@EricTrommater... no explanation needed.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I had a cat once..... It ran away and I wasn't really motivated enough to go find it. I figured if it wanted to stay would come back. It didn't.
Damn it!!!
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I always say I'm too young for Medicare and I'm too old for women to care.
To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
He had me until he tried to rhyme discovered and Harvard.
Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'll take the Potatoes!
Gotta love pirates
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
R' amen
Science class
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Because you can't get oil out of an eclipse.....
This means a lot to me
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Could be worse... Could be vaping.
Brought to you by D.A.D. (Dogs Against Drugs)
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Talk him down.... All traffic is real, don't look in any mirrors Chihuahua.
I just don't know where else I could post this. Also I want to move to Canada now. ...
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
They laced it with Molly.
Enough sleep?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
No such thing as enough....
Relaxation for the rest of us: [youtube.com] or [facebook.com]
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
I can't... Even.
What's the biggest benefit to dating you?
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Nothing really..move along.
Making whites white again.
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
So much snark! Such win! So jealous I didn't think of it!
Bunnies explained another way.... (Also shadow puppets were so much fun?).
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
So little bunny foo foo existential crisis came from a religious identification..... I did not know this.
Extinct animals
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
A true gamer would still have his headphones on.
I think she won the "Best Poster" award last Saturday
EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:
...... And bongs and ornaments for gay wedding!

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