I was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton, before being rocketed to Earth as an infant by my scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton's destruction. Discovered and adopted by a farm couple from Kansas, I was raised as Clark Kent and imbued with a strong moral compass. Early in my childhood, I displayed various superhuman abilities, which, upon reaching maturity, I resolved to use for the benefit of humanity through a "Superman" identity.
I hate filling these out. Divorced since 2009. Two kids. My friends all think I'm funny (but then they would, wouldn't they?).

Find me at "Memes R Us". I spend most of my time there.

Here's a video of me playing piano and singing with my daughter.

Punishment
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Beheading....
Doodles are cool. Noodles can be too.
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Damn Quebecers...
I doubt That.
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Charles Bukowski......
Believe it....
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Eeeeeeeeeeeese......
Sometimes you just snap..,,
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I always pictured it ending in a murder/suicide thing..
Next time kids misbehave.....
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They can't tell me what to do!
Bird really is the word.
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Everybody's heard....
Well, I'd have to check it to be sure.
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That's what they all say...
We’re fucked
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Arise you penguins from your icebergs!
So many great lines....
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Life! Don’t talk to me about life.
So far everyone has ignored poor Marvin...
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Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.
I prefer it.
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So old school.
Great quote.
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Thanks, Janet!
That's intense.
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I laughed far too heavily at this....
@EricTrommater I have questions
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Shut up and take my money!
Gift time without regifting
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I'll take 3....
About your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/whatever I'll go first "If you really squeeze in tight you can fit 3 or 4 people in the back" :O
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My car is affordable....
The law of unintended consequences in action
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Brilliant!
Do you care?
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I tried it once....not my favorite.
Well, dammit!
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They ain't the boss of us!
Google you so crazy.
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Poor squirrels....
If Atheists Sounded Like Christians, The Atheist Voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze0PHCMHa1s
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Glad to hear we have several billion years left....
I am this broke....lmao
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If only that would run my car....
Everyone Deserves to be Happy
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https://youtu.be/qUEy55r49fY
More proof religion makes you stupid(er)
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I heard Yanny....
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