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I was born on the planet Krypton, and as a named Kal-El, was sent Earth in a small spaceship by my scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton was destroyed in a natural cataclysm. My ship landed in the American countryside, where I was discovered and adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent, a farming couple. They named me Mater......

I hate filling these out. Divorced since 2009. Two kids. My friends all think I'm funny (but then they would, wouldn't they?).

Find me at "Memes R Us". I spend most of my time there.

Here's a video of me playing piano and singing with my daughter.

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This has been post...---dang, was that a moth!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 13, 2018:
Medication just makes it worse.
I said 'watch' my back!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 13, 2018:
Sorry I heard wack....
Or a Denny's!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 13, 2018:
American as at right here.... I've been shitfaced at every restaurant stupid enough to stay open after 2 am.
Gotta have a plan!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 13, 2018:
I'll comment on this later...
I'm @etrommater on Twitter if you'd like to also live my Hell....
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
A real conversation I had on my real Twitter.
"Borrowed" from @weeman...
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
Or another dude....
I said no one!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
Memes are life...
Oh they're unicorns! It must be safe to go up and pet them then!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
As am I....
This is so corny that it's funny. i just couldn't resist posting it here!
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
The Kevin Bacon of Pan Handles....
Interesting airline name.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
Well played.... But it's just a ploy to get you to buy her drinks.
Presidential alert.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
Just google them.
Going shopping.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
Uh toilet paper?
Modern culture.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
I feel this meme.
Meme bros.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 9, 2018:
A friend indeed....
Today's mood. Okay, fine. Everyday's mood.
EricTrommater comments on Oct 5, 2018:
Everybody's got to have a hobby.
Variation on a theme...
EricTrommater comments on Oct 2, 2018:
He won't return my calls....
Things react when they are heated up. What am I to do?
EricTrommater comments on Oct 2, 2018:
A Kevin Bacon factory?
Seems about right to me....
EricTrommater comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Honest...
mmm...define "wrong"
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
So Thursday....
Visual sound effects
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Still better aim than a Stormtrooper.
Wrap it next time!
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
So having to puke on my food to digest it is a bad sign?
Lofty goals
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
An potato.
I've been looking for a definition of all the acronyms people post
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
PSML....Please Some More Laxatives.
If you really cared...SHHHHH......
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Is this about farting?
Got it Claudius ? [youtu.be]
EricTrommater comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Lucky kids. I had to learn it from my dad's dusty old Penthouse Forum collection. To this day I always pick up hitchhikers.
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