Results may vary....

Captnron59 comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Any results?

EricTrommater replies on Sep 21, 2018:

They vary....

Seems awfully specific....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

If she let's me hang around she's a keeper! I find it harder & harder to have qualifications anymore!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Breathing..... Preferably without a ventilator but it's not a must.

I'm thirsty just looking at this....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Okay, the meme I get, & can even appreciate. But your intro??? Every once in a while you lose me, this is one of them!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 21, 2018:

It's a reference to a Bill Clinton remark about his dig the day he told Hillary about Monica.

Nerds? discuss....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

It's called work! For an active member of the WPA I would have thought you would have realized this! (LOL!)

EricTrommater replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Arise you workers from your slumber!

Tastes like aluminum....

KKGator comments on Sep 20, 2018:

What in the actual fuck?

EricTrommater replies on Sep 21, 2018:

69p...a bargain!

When life didn't give us lemons

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Well, you need something you can sell at your neighborhood stand that won't get you in trouble. I tried to sell my younger sisters & my parents weren't too pleased (at least, that's what they said!)

EricTrommater replies on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm tired of these kids with lemonade stands down here pretending like they never heard of vodka.

Alphabeti Spaghetti it isn't

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Pasta-mazing!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 20, 2018:

R'amen!

Brain excercises...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You'll kick yourselves if you don't get them!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee 1. Your left hand 2. Australia was still the largest Island before it was discovered. Greenland was the largest known Island. 3. Mt Rushmore (although they do whistle when it's windy). 4. The lions are dead of starvation 5. Windows

So no more HGH?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

"If you were an individual or family member affected by "Dr. Mario", please call the 'Dewey, Cheetum & Howe' Law firm today!"

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee nope Three Stooges did it firstI think. It's a toss up because The Horn Blows at Midnight was early 40's and so were the Stooges but I'm gonna say Stooges.

So no more HGH?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

"If you were an individual or family member affected by "Dr. Mario", please call the 'Dewey, Cheetum & Howe' Law firm today!"

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee Jack Benny?

Hahahahahaha

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

'Course, he's no prize, either!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Are any of us?

Just because she's prettier than Frank!!!

EricTrommater comments on Sep 18, 2018:

It must have been cold that day.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee must be.

Promises, promises....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

At first, I thought this would be a @KKGator post!!!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

The Force is strong in @KKGator

We all know how I feel about my coffee creamer....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, I drink it black & think real men add bourbon!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

I prefer elephant tranquilizers myself.

And I'd totally want to ride a broomstick....it so beats walking.

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I've felt a witch before

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

We all have....

Promises, promises....

KKGator comments on Sep 18, 2018:

And the number of the counting shall be 3.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

I'd like to introduce you heathens to the one true religion.

DeeWoman comments on Sep 18, 2018:

but, it could be a complimentary worshipping to the church of the flying spaghetti monster...eat the pasta, wipe your filthy mouth with napkin...

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

R'amen!

Spoiler Alert

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

LMAO!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee welcome home!

Spoiler Alert

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

LMAO!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Bill are you back?

Bless 'em....

taichifan comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Most likely in Alaska. There are too many places to hide a body. It has a high per-capital murder rate. If you go hunting with someone, make sure you trust them :)

EricTrommater replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Add also Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, Minnesota, both Dakotas.....you get my point.

62,452 more points to level 9? Are you effing kidding me?

KKGator comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I just checked. I'm at 2250 away from leveling up. :P It occurred to me that perhaps every time someone has blocked me, I've had points deducted. That's the ONLY thing that makes any damned sense.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 14, 2018:

I'd be negative in points.

don't you just hate when someone points out weird shit

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2018:

LOL LOL. Thanks, now that's what I saw too

EricTrommater replies on Sep 14, 2018:

I, too, cannot unsee it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Better than me, My first wife, her husband found out and made me give her back.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Take my wife...please.

We Don't Need Any More Carolinians!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

got a meme for that

EricTrommater replies on Sep 12, 2018:

Thank you for your service....

I've been informed that some of our members may be racists....just a reminder.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Can I pretend to be racist, or a nazi so I get the free DNA test?

EricTrommater replies on Sep 12, 2018:

Well played ...

If kitties could talk

EricTrommater comments on Sep 11, 2018:

So did he...

EricTrommater replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@Rudy1962 if his ear was a c@#t he would f#xk it.

If kitties could talk

Happyonearth comments on Sep 11, 2018:

What do you mean tried....

EricTrommater replies on Sep 12, 2018:

There once was a man from Nantucket....

....the new opossums.

Boogey comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Ya nut! That's a hedgehog

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

Uh hedgehogs are the new opossums...cuz so many of our memes are opossums....cuz.... Nevermind you don't get it.

Fun with oragami...

Livinlife comments on Sep 11, 2018:

This is awesome, lol

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

The meme or the penis?

Not sure that's what they meant....

dartagnan6666 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I don't get it.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

@Zoohome I try....

It's my flunking group...in case you forgot!

Livinlife comments on Sep 11, 2018:

https://youtu.be/0tJGk4ofc18

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

Somebody gets it.

Adulting sucks....

KKGator comments on Sep 11, 2018:

You speak the truth. It's been ages since anyone has asked me that. What's YOUR favorite dinosaur????

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

@KKGator both cool in different ways.

Adulting sucks....

KKGator comments on Sep 11, 2018:

You speak the truth. It's been ages since anyone has asked me that. What's YOUR favorite dinosaur????

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

Pachycephalosaurus, and yours?

Hulk Smash!

KKGator comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I can't even imagine what possible contribution Jesus could make to the Avengers.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

@KKGator in Virginia we have ABC stores that close at 9 pm :(

Zuckerchrist......

Captnron59 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

And he sold part

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

....

Not sure that's what they meant....

dartagnan6666 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I don't get it.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

It's subtle...

Fun with oragami...

KKGator comments on Sep 11, 2018:

That makes me miss Mad Magazine!!!

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

Good times!

Hulk Smash!

KKGator comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I can't even imagine what possible contribution Jesus could make to the Avengers.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

Uh water into wine?

Nun porn better than none

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Wrong is in the eye of the beholder...

EricTrommater replies on Sep 11, 2018:

LP Nun Simpson Henati porn!

Now you know my secret....

KKGator comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I promise, I'll never tell a soul.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 2, 2018:

That's why you're my favorite.

Kids Don't Try This at Home....

Captnron59 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

So disappointed in you.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@Captnron59 if someone had told me I would have to read every meme to make sure mine was not a repost, I never would have formed this group.

Results may vary....

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2018:

No names 3 times in a row.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Beatlejuice

I am totally against premature pumpkin spicing....

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2018:

What can I say

EricTrommater replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Not wrong....

Kids Don't Try This at Home....

Captnron59 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

So disappointed in you.

EricTrommater replies on Sep 2, 2018:

I'm disappointed in myself.....

The truth isn't the truth.....

Livinlife comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I so did

EricTrommater replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Saw there what did you.

Introverted dating is so weird.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Ok. I know what you are saying. I'm going to go prepare to break into some women's homes now. Thanks for the heads up. I'll let you know how it works out.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 28, 2018:

Good luck with that....

حبك لأحد لا يعني شيئاً.

BohoHeathen comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Well...

EricTrommater replies on Aug 28, 2018:

@BohoHeathen وكذلك فعل نيتشه

The best part of waking up :3

KKGator comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Awwwwww Puppies!!!!!!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 28, 2018:

@KKGator awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!

The best part of waking up :3

KKGator comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Awwwwww Puppies!!!!!!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 28, 2018:

Bill is no longer here to enforse the strict wwwwww's rules.

حبك لأحد لا يعني شيئاً.

BohoHeathen comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Well...

EricTrommater replies on Aug 28, 2018:

حفظك الله

Don't let the public see...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

not gonna eat it.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Peanut butter and chocolate with wafers.... Really?

When being stoned is a bad thing...

JK666 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Better the stoner than the stonee!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 26, 2018:

https://youtu.be/bDe9msExUK8

So we have that going for us.....which is nice.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I plan on being the first person to live forever, so far so good :)

EricTrommater replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Good luck!

MYOB game strong AF....

GuyKeith comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You Good?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 22, 2018:

You good.

An equal opportunity meme...lol (I think this request backfired on the poster...)

Captnron59 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Is that @EricTrommater ?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I hate that old pic of me... It was my Driver's Licence photo.

The voice in my head likes fire.... ?

Captnron59 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't do that again Eric

EricTrommater replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Thanks for the reminder.

What???????

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Huh?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Eh?

I actually enjoy neither.....

Captnron59 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Hey! You said no normies!!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

No spankings either...fair is fair.

U G L Y...we ain't got no alibi.

nikkir comments on Aug 19, 2018:

And here it was because I was crazy...lol.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

It doesn't help.....

Marilyn Monroe eat your heart out....

Captnron59 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Well Eric... you broke the taste barrier with these two. BRAVO!!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

It's what I do....

Precious.....

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Hm. About that....

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

420 post for the day....

Snickers77 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

What, no COLOMBIAN GOLD?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 19, 2018:

...or Cuervo Gold

It's not misogyny cuz there oranges ?

MissKathleen comments on Aug 14, 2018:

and there I was, thinking you had a great sense of humor, just a moment ago...

EricTrommater replies on Aug 15, 2018:

What you get for thinking!

Just cuz I hate living in the South.....

Captnron59 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Why..hate at all?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 15, 2018:

I'm surrounded 24.7 by people who think the wrong side won the civil war....yes I hate them!

It's not misogyny cuz there oranges ?

KKGator comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Okay, I'll play. I'll be a blood orange. Whaddya got for that?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@KKGator Only yourself to blame.

It's not misogyny cuz there oranges ?

KKGator comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Okay, I'll play. I'll be a blood orange. Whaddya got for that?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 14, 2018:

You asked for it.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfZMvTHJLUs

Going down to flavor town.....

JustLynnie comments on Aug 14, 2018:

No. Just no.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Not a fan?

I rank it much higher....

Snickers77 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

What if people you don't know are having sex? Do you still buy the gallon of ice cream?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Yes!

Just saying......

KKGator comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Well, yeah. Why should you get to be any different from the rest of us?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Like I say at work.... Cuz I'm Mater!

Cheated on the wrong bird...

Eirteacher comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Keisha is a dead bird. I thought she was a singer.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 10, 2018:

No $'s

Just saw 3 Billboards in Ebbing, Missouri.

EricTrommater comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I loved it too. Martin McDonagh, though, managed to get every single thing about small town America wrong. He really has no idea about how things work here in the States. Yet, the characters are so compelling that after a while you forget about that and enjoy the film as if it took place in an ...

EricTrommater replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@UrsiMajor It was not based on a true story, although he got the idea from seeing 3 billboards outside a town in Texas. The whole society of the town was like something out of an Irtish burg. The Pub being the town center, the police chief was more like a baily, when Rockwell throws the from the advertising company out the window and everyone looks on, even his new police chief. Rockwell is then fired and no charges are pressed even though there were like a dozen witnesses. None of this was anything like small town America. Peter Dinkladge (all McDonagh films have a dawrf in them) is great in the film but is also a reminder that none of this is real.

There is a deep metaphor for life in these socks.....

Captnron59 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Matching panties too I bet

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Only when I'm feeling fancy.....

It only took 6 easy steps!

EricTrommater comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ikea eat your heart out!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@Livinlife I'll bring my hammer.

The entire state of California summed up in one meme.....

CaroleKay comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Nope, not even close, but good try.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

It's the thought that counts......

Love in the age of Trump.....

Lop-Eared-Mule comments on Aug 2, 2018:

And Yankees fan...can't be a complete asshole without being a Yankees fan.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Sure you can....Red Sox fans, Patriots fans, especially Cowboys fans,. The list is endless. Fuck the Cowboys!

I changed our avatar...cuz it's my group and I can.

zorialoki comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Those bears are so snow flaky what is a "normie"?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@zorialoki Yes that's what makes it funny....

.....wait for it, wait for it.... archer

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I keep this on me at all times for just such an occasion.....

EricTrommater replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum More than 4 hours and you should consult a physician.

I changed our avatar...cuz it's my group and I can.

Boogey comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Hi Eric, can you tell me why some of my posts are taken down and is Raven CT an admin and tell me what to post...thank you

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

You will have to ask @Admin. This group has no Moderator and no one can tell you what to post. Equally I will not tell anyone what they can write in the comments. If somebody doesn't like your post they are free to say so.

Hey. There is even Bigfoot porn

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rule 34.....

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Captnron59

Hey. There is even Bigfoot porn

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rule 34.....

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Now you know.....

My new fitness motivator

Snickers77 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Here's your new exercise mantra; just put it on a loop.

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Beat me to it!

I changed our avatar...cuz it's my group and I can.

zorialoki comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Those bears are so snow flaky what is a "normie"?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

normie NOUN informal An ordinary or conventional person, as distinguished from someone who is a member of a particular group or subculture. ‘I need a guide for geeks struggling to buy presents for normies’ ‘the venue had a ‘no blue jeans’ policy to keep out normies’

I changed our avatar...cuz it's my group and I can.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

But if they get caught trying to sneak in you aren't going to separate them from their children, are you?

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

The camps are only temporary....

Guess we are having this out on the board itself.

Drunkmetal420 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

It's a meme. Dark, hateful, playful.... we all have ones we like and ones we dont. Whether or not it's considered tasteful or not tasteful, is a matter of opinion. If you see a meme and you find it distasteful just close the window and move along. What good does it do me as a person, to get angry or...

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee I warned you this would happen if we let normies in the group!!!!!

Let's pray... FSM

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

So that's where@EricTromator gets it!

EricTrommater replies on Aug 1, 2018:

R'amen!

Just making sure you all realize there is already a Childfree group on here.

EricTrommater comments on Jul 31, 2018:

There was a already a meme group too....just sayin.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@UrsiMajor Thank you!

Jeff Sessions has his work cut out for him,,,,,

LEPeff comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Welcome back Eric!

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Nice to be missed.

I kind of feel bad about this one

SkotlandSkye comments on Jul 31, 2018:

how to start a shitstorm in 5......4.......3.......2....

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@Livinlife very poor taste! So proud of you!

Just fuckin don't...

Lady-DebianLinux comments on Jul 30, 2018:

If you want to lick the stripper pole, by all means, knock yourself out.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

IKR!

Science for Millennials....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Yeah, because they were vaping hash oil before class!

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Damn kids and their hash and their loud hippy hop music!

Somehow I blame Zuckerberg.....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

When hell freezes over

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@phxbillcee As you kept reminding us all winter when we were freezing.

....all others cash.

EricTrommater comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Why is the word p a y disappearing now?

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@Captnron59 it's was supposed to read: "all others p a y cash."

Not a meme...but funny as heck. it's my group. I post what I want. [youtu.be]

Freespirit64 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

You post what you want! Lol...because...

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

It is!

Excuse me while I kiss this guy?

Captnron59 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Brief visit or are you back?

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Until I get bored. . . . lol.

....where did you come from? Where did you go?

Captnron59 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Your slipping bro.... outta practice.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 31, 2018:

https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM

Dragostea eat your heart out!

Eclipsechaser comments on Jul 30, 2018:

?

EricTrommater replies on Jul 30, 2018:

https://youtu.be/UWQquYjyRXY

When life gives you lemons.....

zephr comments on Jul 20, 2018:

That hatchet tho

EricTrommater replies on Jul 20, 2018:

To cut the lemons....

Why I don't update my profile pic...more than once a month.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Ah, a younger photo of you!

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

So young and full of hope I was.....

Why I don't update my profile pic...more than once a month.

Snickers77 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

You're too close to the camera.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee Gloves....

A subtle reminder about our community standards .

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Wimps! Puritans! You can't tell me what to do!!!

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Always a fuckng rebel!