I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Or....don't fuck your vacuum. Just throwing that out there.

Eric did say bad taste encouraged and nothing tastes worse than possum.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I liked the last one

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Jesus you don't have to be a crazy b**** about it LOL...

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

Markus comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Cue up Hotel California

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

It's been a hard day and I hate the Eagles man...

Missing a number?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Puitans. Sheesh.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT did you know that exit 69 on International 75 is Big Beaver..... True story you can Google it.

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

Livinlife comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm all settled in.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

So that's what you meant when you said see you in hell?

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There hasn't been a join button since I started hanging out here. I look every day.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

You're in big trouble now a a Ron!

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

RavenCT comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Also how do you know this?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Someone inboxed me asking how they could leave the group..... I told them just to hit the leave group button that was at the top of our page and then I went to look and it's missing!

All adults b.s. detectors should be as fine.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Whatcho talkin bout Willis?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum...

Missing a number?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Puitans. Sheesh.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT I got to go with sold-out out on this one too!

But I gave it 100% effort

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I never fail to disapoint.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife practice, practice, practice...

Join the club

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So am I but did anyone make a meme of me? Tree thinks it's special or something?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife I feel like I am....

As much as I make fun of the Butthurt Normies.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't really forget, I just don't give a flying fandango anymore! I find booze helps, too!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Booze helps everything...

As much as I make fun of the Butthurt Normies.

Bierbasstard comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Righteous Brothers in Arms!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Fight to the last!

But I gave it 100% effort

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I never fail to disapoint.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife not me. Mediocrity is much safer.

Warning, for some reason my last post is a "404"

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

If you edit a post it sends it intp 404 land.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee or leave it... No one really cares.

we now return you to our amputee humor...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Real name, Eileen!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

No Eileen works at IHOP.

TBT... If Jesus isn't working for you why not try heroin?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Junkie nuns, there's a good '70's exploitation film in there somewhere!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 that could be any movie on Pornhub and you know it

These were supposed to be part of the grammar post... But glitches being as they are.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Grammer, it r funny!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

It r...it really r!

Bill seems to be the only one taking TBT seriously today..... Get with the program!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ummm what is TBT?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 we do that on Tuesdays here....

Bill seems to be the only one taking TBT seriously today..... Get with the program!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ummm what is TBT?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Throwback Thursday it's the day you post your throwback memes.

Duck suit meme sans 404 error.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I mean, honestly,that looks pretty fun.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@scurry well you know I'm in!

Still no joy...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

It means a lot to me how much this group means to you Bill.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Ha ha "member!"

Still no joy...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

It means a lot to me how much this group means to you Bill.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee thanks Bill. You are a valuable member. No snark.

I warned @Blindbird, I really did...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Also @triggered....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Also....you know!

we now return you to our amputee humor...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Doctors hate her! See how she lost 20 lbs with this one simple trick!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Lmao!

When she says the wrong thing in bed...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now they really got beef

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird in Wendy?

Morning sexism / patriarchal meme.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@triggered!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I'd be disappointed if you weren't...

When she says the wrong thing in bed...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now they really got beef

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Where's the beef?

The Otter and His Teddy....again without the 404 error.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Watch out for cute things. They will attack

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird with sharp pointy teeth!

Sorry Eric

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eric will be very disappointed! lol

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird they're still too social.

Sorry Eric

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eric will be very disappointed! lol

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Not really into people...

I want a second opinion....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eat the fucking doctor

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

He doesn't look like much of a meal....

Trying this again - last time comes up 404 When you graduate with that BFA

Joker55 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Do you have your “ Own” Site. Or are you just Lost on this one. And using the “ Shotgun Blast” approach trying to hit anything Breathing??? Jesus Fuck!!!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Are you in the wrong group?

French cat...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

His balloon is wrong..le mao

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Comrad!

A black cat crossing your path

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Love me some Marx...Groucho or Karl.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Not Richard...he sucks!

Is it because I really like possums? Is it because it bugs Bill? I'll never tell. @phxbillcee.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I believe the second one is a racoon.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Blindbird good point!

Is it because I really like possums? Is it because it bugs Bill? I'll never tell. @phxbillcee.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I've got like a dozen more but the sites still buggy. Somebody call me a whambulance.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

It is buggy af but it's not like they charge us a user fee.

Perfect... a butterface with talons...

Nikonian comments on Apr 4, 2018:

liked for mentioning ishtar this time of year.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

We're equal opportunity snarkists....

Maybe they are working on a remake of Crash with an all Muppet cast?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That was an awful goddamn movie

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Not the one with Sandra Bullocks....the one about the weirdos who fuck amputees.

Benzodiazepines ruin everything...

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That would be anti psychotics Eric.... Don't mix them up! ;-)

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@RavenCT "anti-psychotics ruin everything" is a terrible title....I used creative licence.

How are you posting memes from a computer Eric?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

No, my phone....but I am having a hard time. I have to select the image over and over.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 see if screaming helps. If so tell @phxbillcee....

Charlie anyone?

Livinlife comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Cocaine is a helluva drug! I'm Rick James, bitch!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Livinlife what did the five fingers say to the face?

Because memes are life...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I like your necklace, Eric! It's so you!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

I won it at Trivia night....

Elon Musk is cool AF braugh!

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

space junk?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Magic mushrooms....

Benzodiazepines ruin everything...

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That would be anti psychotics Eric.... Don't mix them up! ;-)

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Oh take a Xanax and lighten up, will ya?

NotRacist

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'm so posting this to FB - they'll be so confused.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@RavenCT white folks can be so sensitive.

Didn't see that one coming....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that illegal?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Maybe not in Canada...

Now that we're back online....

ballou comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I just tried to post a new meme post and it's not letting me. I have a sad! :(

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

It only worked for a minute....then broke again.

To our new members.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

But I want my memes now

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw

Can't see right now but here goes nothing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hope they get this up and running. Starting to have withdrawals

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Memes R. Life...

Charlie anyone?

Livinlife comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Cocaine is a helluva drug! I'm Rick James, bitch!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Charlie Murphy!

What made you stay here?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Uh memes! Duh....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Blindbird awww....

Okay, not a meme, but still funny AF - Trump visits a pre-school classroom [photostags.com]

dkp93 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I showed this to my kid, and he broke my heart by telling me it's not real. In the original video the little girl was screaming at the Easter bunny. I think this version is better though.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Kids ruin everything with their ....facts!

My afternoon!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

My afternoon lol....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@KKGator no they don't.

Is that why?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

That and Dunning-Kruger....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@KKGator @Livinlife in short:

Like last night....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Wait, you emerge from depressive episodes???

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Rarely....

When you think it was save to have a shower

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

The 1% are keepers!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Livinlife he said mute...not deaf lol.

When you think it was save to have a shower

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

The 1% are keepers!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@LEPeff either way...a keeper!

Results may vary...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh, if only!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Or if it could come with a beer chaser!

Wise word Ted Danson....I think that's Ted Danson?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yep, that's Ted, but I'm not sure in what.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Bored to Death maybe?

My twinkies look stinky on the Benz / And don't I gotta look sweet for my mens / And make 'em think ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Mine sing Kiss songs. Damn you scooby doo crossovers.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

It's how my kids got into those old time swing songs they play on Family Guy...

CW: ewwwww!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Ditto the eewwww.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

You were warned!

I’m thinking it’ll be a regift.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Bob was taken....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee if she serves pancakes...IHop.

Cheetahs are fast...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Stu's a cheetah

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee cheater...it's punny!

You had me at Dwarf Transvestite...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Now if only Marge was in there somehow!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Ikr!?

'nikcuf sehctib.....!

Livinlife comments on Apr 3, 2018:

?ko s'ti emem ew sa gnol sA

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

!efil era semeM

Cheetahs are fast...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Stu's a cheetah

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

With a hat!

Patience is a virtue I do not possess.....

Livinlife comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yes, and if you don't talk about it before hand, it isn't premeditated!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Such wisdom....

I’m thinking it’ll be a regift.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Bob was taken....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@RavenCT in a hole...Phil.

@EricTrommater! Do we have to send you to sensitivity training, again?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Team building is stupid!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@BeeHappy all I need to do is stay cranky and die...

I’d buy this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

To throw darts at, get in my digs at tRump & the English monarchy! (I'm of Irish background, so I have my reasons!)

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

...and Andy Warhol for that matter.

A song for Eric... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Memes are life but booze makes life tolorable....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee that's me...

CW: Epic Meme Post Rampage Follows.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Eric, this was "Between 2 Ferns" w/ Galifianakis. I know you have to have seen them. He brings much snark to the table & often gets it back. His spanking of Bieber was a hoot, & his "interview" w/ Obama was just hilarious!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

I like pudding.

Outside of zoos and television ... how often have we even seen one?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I've got one in my garage with my invisible fire-breathing dragon!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Pics or it didn't happen.

'nikcuf sehctib.....!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I guess that makes sense???

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

ti tuoba kniht t'nod uoy fi....

... Just kidding. Everyone knows I'll die at work... On the phone.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

...spreading memes!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Of course!

It takes a village....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I can guess where the bubbles are coming from,...Eric!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Too much curry!

Ok, ok, there are still a few Easter memes floating about, but some are too good (imo) to wait for ...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

The last one is so hot!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee like a holy trinity?

....false advertising right there! Nice try Trojan!

idlopalev comments on Apr 3, 2018:

But do ribbed condoms get snorted easier than others?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Savage!

No comment

KKGator comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Just wondering, do y'all ever stop to ask "why"?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

No....too busy complaining. Lol.

@EricTrommater! Do we have to send you to sensitivity training, again?

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Is unifying everyone against me a team building exercise?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@BeeHappy it's how they do it in the military.

Simpsons Hentai here I cum....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Just keep replaying it

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

That's cheating!

Had to repost... Cuz Anaconda!

RavenCT comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I resisted this one earlier - now I see my concerns were unwarranted. rofl

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Anaconda won't bite...

Never the wrong time.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

This is deliciously dank! Eric in true form!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

From the bowels of my cellphone!

Also haven't run this one past Snopes yet...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Ok so morbid question. Do you guys get those extra fluffy silky socks for special occasions or is it strictly gym socks across the board?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Whatsever closer.

You know who you are....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sometimes Eric posts a meme & I won't like it, even if it's dank as hell, just so he can feel great disappointment!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

It works....

Choose your memes wisely....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Eric will have a packed house! Mostly creditors making sure he's really dead, but still.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I'm one ghost no one wants walking the earth.

You know who you are....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Right. More fawning, people!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I just wanna be loved...is that so wrong?

You gotta watch those long haired hippy dudes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Touched by an angel ?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Show us on the doll...

Totally the End Times Post Apocalyptic Easter Island

Captnron59 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

and they should glow from radiation

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Or melt.

OKAY everyone... enough with the Easter shit. It got old before Easter.

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Next holiday coming right up

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev and Talk Like a Pirate Day! ,R'amen!

Meanwhile in the fucking south....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Everybody loves beaver!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Livinlife oh touche!

Er ummm...."Little Person friend....with a strap on....." We're PC here!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

So, a Tuesday.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee you have to with LPs....they run on a small margin.

Sleeping beauties...hey, hey, hey!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

He wants to slip her his pudding pop. You know sometimes I even gross myself out...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Just wish I'd thought of it...

...besides the obvious reason.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Wait. Whats the obvious reason? Petting dogs?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yeah...sure...whatever.

Stems and seeds....

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Some of those seeds still look good for planting!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

That's what the government wants you to think!

Only once upon a time? Hmmm.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

You know what you call a guy who pulls out? Dad

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

It is a very ineffective form of birth control....you are right.

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Blindbird well you know I'm anti-pants!

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Blindbird if you have as much fur as a bear....

I had no idea these guys were so cool!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

OK, @Insectra, listen to the album, not the damn bugs! They are cool! Great cuts on this!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee to all you kids looking up to me....life ain't nothin but pussy and money.