More penis humor.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Lmao. " Hardly"

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Or just hard if you will.....

When you run out of penis jokes and all you have is drug references and you're trying to hit Level ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That might work

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Where I live here in Virginia... About 100%!

When you run out of penis jokes and all you have is drug references and you're trying to hit Level ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Whoo! Now that's deep!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Deeply disturbing!

An endless supply of energy and the government knows about it.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Aww, my cat Delilah

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

She may save the world!

You call it procrastination... I call it thoughtful living.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

After i think it to death, resurrect it, and think it to death again

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Because....why rush?

One day

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Or a garage to park it...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Blindbird it's not the size of the garage....it's the house it's constructed next to.....

One day

RavenCT comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It's a classic.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Like my sex life...

X 100,000

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

A very ineffective form of birth control.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife you'd still have the cheesy jokes group you could go to.....

Virginia weather be like.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Now that sucks

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I actually was wearing flip-flops on Christmas in North Carolina this year. Winston-Salem where I was living has over a foot of snow on the ground right now.

X 100,000

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

A very ineffective form of birth control.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife or my mother and her twins?

With details

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Seems pretty self-explanatory to me!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife Pineapple Express 2 Electric Boogaloo?

I know we can all relate....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

And along comes a bee in the ointment (see what I did there? Hehe). First, it's not always about YOU! Second, if the person is just about in tears AND you are still talking your shit? You're an asshole!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy meh! Too much work.

Fuck snow.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

You almost made me hate sex as much as I hate snow. Hahaha

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

One of my many talents...

I know we can all relate....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

And along comes a bee in the ointment (see what I did there? Hehe). First, it's not always about YOU! Second, if the person is just about in tears AND you are still talking your shit? You're an asshole!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I was just joking!

Axel Rose was a trail blazer....yet no one followed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well, sorta... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZlcfYsGmY

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I appriciate the extra points as I am only 3,000 points away from heat vision!

I gotta try this....can't be worse than how I deal now.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I hope he can photosynthesize!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I wish I could!

Fuck snow.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But, Eric, it's Spring!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

.....in Arizona.

I’m a closet cardiologist.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Seriously though,whats up with that nipple? Is that a piercing?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Looks more like a pimple.

What we learned in Nursing school

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

You never go ass to mouth!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Clerks II ....wish there were extra points for that reference!

I'd settle for a twosome....

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

or even a one nighter all nighter..

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Or day....not picky about time.

WTF Canada?

Merrydelight comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Mmmmmmooooooooò, translation = Fuck me Daddy!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I love the accent on the last O....makes ir sound like a forgien and exotic cow!

Flatulence.....

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The night at band camp.. I stuck a tuba up my ass.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Nice American Pie reset!

Flatulence.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

These guys should show up at the end of each of my dates.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Or the beginnings....

Sith logic..... You can't argue with it!

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You can't, even when there's no meme ;)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Temporary technical difficulties...please stand by.

....all about dogging!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If you stretch it out,you could be hot doggin'

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird just gets better and better...

It takes a very steady hand....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That photo made the meme-world quickly! Kudos!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

....

....all about dogging!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If you stretch it out,you could be hot doggin'

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Dachshund pun....

....all about dogging!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If you stretch it out,you could be hot doggin'

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Uh...my belly won't scratch itself... or behind my ears!

May I whine?

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Lmao. I've been to several wine tastings where these pretentious assholes talk about fruity beginnings and oakey finishes LOL. I like it or I don't.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I like beer....

Snow on Hoth...I mean in Virginia be like....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm so very sad for you guys and so very glad for us that we didn't get that shit

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm happy for you too!

Most days

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

But I thought it was she who denies it supplies it? You just fessed right up?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Livinlife touche!

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Livinlife if only there was a thought balloon...

Mean old agnostics

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pat Robertson kind of looks like an Oompa Loompa in that photo.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird but the suit and the hand gestures....just perfect!

True story

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

..... Me too and living off bread crumbs.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Livinlife in my dreams!

Fatulence

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

How did you get your kids to pose in that first one?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird you can clearly see neither has horns...

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Flatulence

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird as in baby got back?

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird see above...he's obsessed with my junk!

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird he goes on for days about people's genitalia.....I've just gotton used to it.

Gentrification all over....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just answer the question, junior

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Ikr? You ask the time and the kid wants to tell you how the watch got made....

Magical caffeinated unicorns .... Get shit done!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Is it caffeine? Meth? Your guess is as good as mine

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Shrooms do make good tea. Wonder how they'd be in coffee?

How we used to party Counterstrike....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

What the hell is happening here? LOL

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

It's how people used to play video games back when the internet was dial up. You all had to be in the same room and the computers had to be wired together so that you could play each other at games.

Speaking of penis humor...

Insectra comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just remember....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Hold my beer!

Morning people...am I right?

Insectra comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm admit it, I'm an early bird. I'm almost always awake by 5am. But I can't ever recall a time that, if I didn't have some kind of obligation, I couldn't go back to sleep.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

That's just wrong....

It takes a very steady hand....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That photo made the meme-world quickly! Kudos!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

We're cutting edge here at "Memes R Us Group"!

Conspiracy theorists beware....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Unless he's hot and you want to

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Of course. In that case, hide that puppy deep!

Conspiracy theorists beware....

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I think I've found my new pick up line!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Results results May Vary!

New ways to McHarden your McArteries...

Insectra comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I apologize, but I didn't know when I'd ever get another chance to use this meme

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

No apology necessary!

New ways to McHarden your McArteries...

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I haven't had any fast food in 23 years.....don't miss it....it's all disgusting and gross. I still don't understand how people eat that shit and then wonder why they are obese and/or having a heart attack.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

We don't wonder....

Coffee memes are never old....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Or your memes

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

They have to get to my phone and it's password protected.

Something to think about when shopping for appliances

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Damn, all you need is a seal and freeze. Lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Some people prefer it bone-in.....

Omg that's funny

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

In nonsensicum babblin'

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Cum grano salis!

Speaking of penis humor...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You had me at penis

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I need 4,000 points to get to level 8....and I know my audience lol.

Coffee memes are never old....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

And the sugar, alcohol, dairy and grains are doubtful

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

From my cold, dead hand!

Opossum memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me too...except the very small part.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird I know! I wish I could get women that interested in my pecker lol....

Opossum memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me too...except the very small part.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm cold! This weather is bullshit!

Next!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Or, May 1, when we're all workers! ...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Comrad!

How we used to party Counterstrike....

Dispirited comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Hated counterstrike but loved me some LAN parties

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Were you ever duct taped to the ceiling?

I didn't have the guts to ask him before....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I steal memes from here and put them on my FB page. Now the other kids think I'm cool

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

You are!

Gonna have to try this demonic possesion thing...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Sounds interesting! Do I get to choose the demon?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I would assume so...

Some people will believe anything!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The Story goes that there were two of them. However nobody could ever really spot them, so nobody's really sure

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Touche!

The commercial exploitation of John Lennon has to stop....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It goes great with Instant Karma coffee cake

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

but... All You Need is Luvs diapers...was a step too far.

Why Women Aged 35 45 Are Single and Unhappy The Paradox of Declining Female Happiness - YouTube

EricTrommater comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Men are pigs. I'd never fuck one.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@morlll now you tell me!

Gonna have to try this demonic possesion thing...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You mean that's NOT your excuse?!?!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Not yet...hadn't thought of it until now.

....this was supposed to be a dating site, right?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Well, sorta, if you completely trans from guy to gal you'll be constantly searching!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee as close as I get....

I didn't have the guts to ask him before....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

...said Paul Ryan!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

And his balls.

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Blindbird my son is more into detonators...

You say tomatoes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Like clockwork!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

That was oranges...and potatoes.

....this was supposed to be a dating site, right?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Well, sorta, if you completely trans from guy to gal you'll be constantly searching!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

I suppose you are right, in your own jaded, fucked up way....as usual.

Last but not least...Environmental Junkies do have a point. End of marathon....whew I need a nap.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bravo!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Thank you! :D

I'm gonna get ya

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Would this be the butt finger blast flavor?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Potato chips and ice cream?....are you pregnant?

Haven't made a good fart joke in a while...give birth to a smile

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hallelujah! The birth of Donald tRump!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Blindbird and butts in general!

I'm gonna get ya

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I personally like Lay's better!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee the same way Taco Bell is Mexican food

Also try asking for their mother's phone number....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Is there a prize?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Good one!

I'm gonna get ya

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I personally like Lay's better!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Who doesn't....?

This is the meme that never ends....rolling in the deep.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Anymore linkin' of Lincolns & I'll quit thinkin'!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

...it's all over when I go out drinking!

I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So much wrong with this meme.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Vipyr82 ...bitch

Dog is a total douche....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Betcha her name is Gwyneth!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Or Alicia.....

Dog is a total douche....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Her male partner probably has a man bun!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

I can no longer tell the men from the women.....

I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So much wrong with this meme.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee give me a couple beers...

Truth!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That's been your excuse for the last month! & the same PJ's, too!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT eh hem it's #Doorpants!

Me getting sick of snow

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

The rarely sighted possum meme!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

You have look for them at night near garbage can memes.

For all you Floridians, a PSA... Sex Offender Shuffle... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hey look it's the local OkCupid crew!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

They look so young and thin back then! Lol.

A daily struggle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Trying to remember how you "labeled" it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Or if you labeled it!

So...I'm thinking of getting a pet fish.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Obviously a plecostomus!...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee never enough!

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I definitely don't want the butt.finger blast lmao!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Ikr? Any other finger and I'd at least try it! Why that one?

Time for your daily pun-ishment

RavenCT comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Anyone else say this in a Boston accent?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

You betcha sweet arse!

Springtime for Virginians....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I had a whole post for you earlier, Eric. (Also, have I mentioned I live in Phoenix?)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

I'm over it....

You do not know the power of the Dank Side.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Definitely Dank Method

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Ikr! If it ain't broke....or even if it is...why fix it?

The city of Leicester seems to have moved on, after they found Richard III's remains under the car ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Aww man. Now what am I supposed to do with these corpses?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Blindbird so more Edward II style.....

The city of Leicester seems to have moved on, after they found Richard III's remains under the car ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Aww man. Now what am I supposed to do with these corpses?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee Charles I would have qualified....especially after they cut off his head.

Not exactly sure how we sent them back then? Mail maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll admit it, clueless on this one.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT dot matrix nudes were the worst!

So...I'm thinking of getting a pet fish.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Obviously a plecostomus!...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT I hear one is born every minute...

Agree or not?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

1 F34R 4ND RE53N7 CH4NG3..

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Livinlife I fear and resent that too!

In honor of tomorrow, & all of you still suffering...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

We're expecting a foot of snow :(

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee

Have I posted this before? ...my memory has been bad lately.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Well, it was posted, don't know if it was you. Since it was just your birthday we'll say "no" & say "Good Job!"

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Thanks!

Not exactly sure how we sent them back then? Mail maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll admit it, clueless on this one.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

S E N D N U D E S....Obviously you never did Nokia texting.

No caption....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Found On the Road Dead in Eric's car lot!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

I sell Dodge RAMs....the only Fords you find here were traded in and on the way to the auction. Usually via tow truck.

Three faces of Alexander...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I can call you Betty, & Betty, when you call me you can call me Al!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Maybe it's Third World, maybe it's his first time around....

No caption....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

So stealing this!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT send them to me! Lol..

A couple I forgot to post in my birthday....cuz I was too busy getting old and getting drunk...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

& Eric after the bar,...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 19, 2018:

My lawn!