Definition of love (L)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

So that's how you make a (l)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@ashortbeauty :D

When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy is a lot more than what people think. Yes, it is fantasy genre but has some deeper story lines if one looks into it more.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I agree! Ayn Rand not so much lol!

Speaking of recruiting posters..... I ran across this little gem from the past.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

How the hell did this Commie propaganda slip by the censors!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

The Democrats briefly took control of the House and Senate in 1957 and all sorts of commie woohoo ended up out on the streets. Good times good times!

PSA: if you have a date with anyone on this list..... Use protection, lots of it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I believe that list is fairly incomplete!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

You're not wrong!

The weather report is predicting snow... In Virginia ... in March!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Yeah, I know how you feel. We're actually getting a bit of rain this morning in Phoenix & it won't quite make it to 80 this afternoon. Just brutal! (snicker)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

With all due respect..... Go fuck yourself! Lol.

Definition of love (L)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Now, now. Remember, it was Satan that hid them bones!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

But then God created Satan etc etc etc..... It's a big mess.

When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee I just didn't want you to take my posting of the meme as a tacit endorsement.

I didn't notice this one here yet.....

Insectra comments on Mar 11, 2018:

But I guess it's turn your clocks ahead, anyway. I failed, lol.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Save it till fall... We will have forgot you posted it by then.

The GOP is now marketing to children.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I need an adult

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm rubber you're glue!

The GOP is now marketing to children.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Can't be Mitch, it would be a turtle!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I think very much like God and Santa every culture has their own version of Mitch McConnell.....

That's what I came here for too.....

psycheworks comments on Mar 10, 2018:

hmmm bit dubious this one

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Livinlife stupid Snopes!

It's been at least a couple hours since the last masturbation meme.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Now we know what get's Eric off! Well, little dolls (sorry, action figures!!!) & peanut butter!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Don't forget little people porn, Simpsons Hentai, and peanut butter and celery.

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That looks good on you!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

It was made in China :-(

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

RavenCT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Clip on. Must have clip on ties. I worked security - we wore - clip ons.... 'cause - giving a jerk a noose around your neck is not good!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

That is so true! I'm going to point out to my boss how this time makes me an open target for anyone who attacked me on the showroom floor.

When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

The title was a play on words involving Thomas Aquinas' most famous Confessions essay.

... And if that doesn't work there's always drinking a lot, becoming a social leper, and Netflix.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

God! Isn't that why we all became atheists?!?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I did it for the girls, the money and the memes. Still waiting...

Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@LIB75002 you're not wrong..

That's what I came here for too.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 11, 2018:

How's that going for you?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I solved for X!

Uh Oh!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Oh yeah. Party at Lucie's place!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Is it a real party or is it BYOB?

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee your comment says no but your leg says yes!

CW: this meme contains a loaf of French bread..... Oh and booty licking.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Definitely in a mood.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Blindbird let's just say it involved peanut butter and my kitchen late at night...

Is it not possible to search earlier posts?

AMGT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Search by hashtags?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@AMGT ! Sounds like an awful lot of work LOL.

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Deep breathe......exhale......breath in...........exhale...... better?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

No!

Is it not possible to search earlier posts?

AMGT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Search by hashtags?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

If I have to hashtag all my stuff I'm going back to Twitter! Not really but still!

Is it not possible to search earlier posts?

AMGT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I think you should start a new post asking people what they say when someone sneezes. -.-t

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Or how old they were when they first lost their faith?

CW: this meme contains a loaf of French bread..... Oh and booty licking.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Definitely in a mood.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Perhaps it's celery withdrawal.....

CW: this post contains nipples.....

ballou comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You’re fucking wrong for this shit! lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@balou I don't blame you. I get sick of my own damn self sometimes!

Those who prefer to graze their dinner may be offended by this post.

psycheworks comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Yeah I love some medium rare vegan with a side salad

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird quid pro quo Clarice!

Those who prefer to graze their dinner may be offended by this post.

psycheworks comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Yeah I love some medium rare vegan with a side salad

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Taste like chicken!

That's what I came here for too.....

psycheworks comments on Mar 10, 2018:

hmmm bit dubious this one

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Haters will say it's Photoshop

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm like a dog in heat, I strike without warning...

CW: this post contains nipples.....

ballou comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You’re fucking wrong for this shit! lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@balou

I kind of miss the Nigerian Prince.

psycheworks comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Ha! he loves me not you :-)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I don't think so..... jealous much?

... Or benzodiazepine or Molly or whatever the kids are into nowadays.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy, I use alcohol!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I know right!? These kids and their fancy drug cocktails. Don't they know they could fly infinitely higher on a can of Four Loko?

CW: this post contains nipples.....

ballou comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You’re fucking wrong for this shit! lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

... And it's not even good photoshopping.

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I...um...no. just no

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I totally misread that. Carry on!

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I have no response, hahahaha

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Livinlife noted.

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm keeping my nose out of this one!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird technically I'm always in a mood some sort of mood anyway......

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I...um...no. just no

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I can't even be the brain?

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm keeping my nose out of this one!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird nosing is covered more in the grocery bag meme from about a half hour ago.....

Love and Rationale

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Cuz it makes you stupid!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@AMGT well I drink a lot and post a lot of memes. I can't recommend it to everyone but it works for me.

The Truth Exposed...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

No, we know you're mean! (But I have the suspicion it's an act. :-) )

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy .... or do I?

Putting the sin... In Sinatra.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Oh my

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Fly Me to the Moon indeed.....

CW: this post contains nipples.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I don't even have to watch horror movies for nightmares tonight!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird yes! And other stuff.....

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I figured the lyrics would speak to you.....

The GOP is now marketing to children.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I need an adult

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Preferably one that didn't vote for Trump.....

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I...um...no. just no

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I'll put you down as none of the above as well.

The Truth Exposed...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

No, we know you're mean! (But I have the suspicion it's an act. :-) )

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy or a toughie putting on a soft face.....

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I have no response, hahahaha

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

So none of the above? Lol lol

CW: this post contains nipples.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Hahahaha this is disturbing

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I know right!?

CW: this post contains nipples.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I don't even have to watch horror movies for nightmares tonight!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

You're welcome!

The Truth Exposed...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

No, we know you're mean! (But I have the suspicion it's an act. :-) )

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Honestly, I don't even know anymore.....

Why I sell cars... In a nutshell.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Only they're donuts, not cupcakes.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Livinlife they're filled Donuts.

We've all done that.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Lmao I hate when that happens

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

The Etch-a-Sketch or the running out of vodka?

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird https://youtu.be/bLpROhIg9eA

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird capitalism I know right what the fuck?

The easy availability of Little People Porn and Simpsons Hentai has me like.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Hey guys, @EricTrommater, @phxbillcee, @Blindbird am I being overly sensitive when I tell you that using the word midget is a bit offensive? Even if I am, do you think you might change it to little people or L.P. instead? I know generally we aren't very PC here but... please think about it? Thanks

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Okay I will give you this one.If you screw with my Simpsons Hentai Porn....I will.totally lose it!

What I do at work all day....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Practice makes perfect...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy all work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy. All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy all work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy...

What I do at work all day....

RavenCT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Manual Typewriter huh?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

It's an old picture.....?

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I do sometimes have to actually do work at my work..... Strange concept I know.

Ich lIebe dIch!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy just like life...

Happy Saturday, Bitches!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Pants are overrated!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Ikr!

What?? My memes didn't post. Too raunchy or not raunchy enough??

Merrydelight comments on Mar 10, 2018:

They were pretty tame by my standards!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@MST3K we rise bellow vulgarity.

....and the nose jobs!

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

LMAO!! I LOVE this!! Bwaahahaha! I almost want to get a boob job now! :-p

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy whoopee cushions in the fake asses.

10 traits of sucessful people and 10...not so much. Sorry, Dave.

Livinlife comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Lmao! I dont match everything, but I match more on the successful than non. Whew! I don't know how I would habe got out of bed tomorrow!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Can I rub your genie lamp?

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Right? Hahaha! You pretty much nailed it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@BeeHappy do we get points when people visit our profile page? Asking for a friend.

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I don't think that's what you're supposed to do with nipples...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee #freethenipple

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Right? Hahaha! You pretty much nailed it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@BeeHappy they look the same as anyone else's.

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Right? Hahaha! You pretty much nailed it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@BeeHappy nope...

This is why I have to hide my contacts from myself when I drink.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Drunk texting is a National Crisis! Not enough is being done to fight this willful intrusion upon we poor introverts lives.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@Blindbird we need to hide your contact ..... Lenses. LOL.

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Right? Hahaha! You pretty much nailed it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@Blindbird I was let off with a severe warning.

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Right? Hahaha! You pretty much nailed it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee everybody's a Critic!

@BeeHappy be like.... of course that's why I chose her for moderator.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I don't think that's what you're supposed to do with nipples...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

Oh, so you're an expert!?

... adulting is hard.

Insectra comments on Mar 9, 2018:

For real!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

I think roadrunner and coyote ruined everything for all of us. When I fall I still try to dangle my legs like coyote used to before he fell. It never works :-(

....doing this now.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Well, we won't be hearing from Eric again!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

I can multitask!

The easy availability of Little People Porn and Simpsons Hentai has me like.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Welcome to the 21st century where strangers far from one another bond over niche porn.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee it's a bit like dog whistles... You probably haven't heard them. I sense a theme going throughout our memes today.

....and the nose jobs!

KKGator comments on Mar 9, 2018:

LOL

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee I sometimes offend myself!

....and the nose jobs!

KKGator comments on Mar 9, 2018:

LOL

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

Squeeeek!

Seems legit...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Ah Australia. It's like the international version of Florida. Probably the only other place I'd feel at home.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

And "Memes R Us Group"!

Seems legit...

Jameson comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I thought I was the only one who did that. I was wondering what happened to my remote control police car.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

You were Freemason?

The easy availability of Little People Porn and Simpsons Hentai has me like.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Welcome to the 21st century where strangers far from one another bond over niche porn.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

...and liberal ideologies.

I'm not a drunk....I'm an alcohol aficionado...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Found a theme you can relate to?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

Well you ruined the thing about putting the finger in girl's butts...

Bees Do So Much?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Have you read that stuff though? It's drivel, I don't think I could take anyone seriously who liked it.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

You will probably not be shocked to find out that no, I have not.

More classy art shit...also Virginians have no concept of flurries.

Livinlife comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Lol. Perfect for Michigan

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

Why does everyone make french toast when it snows?

So I've got that Goin for me which is nice.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I feed mine beer. It tells me anything I want it to

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

Feed me beer, I will also! :p

So I've got that Goin for me which is nice.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Does the unicorn also eat peanut butter straight from the jar?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

....naked.

Not that I want it back....it's the principal of the thing. g:31

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2018:

But, who stole your sanity???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

@Livinlife good point!

Not that I want it back....it's the principal of the thing. g:31

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2018:

But, who stole your sanity???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

You can't steal what never existed.

So I've got that Goin for me which is nice.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2018:

But, the midget in the pantry disagrees!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 9, 2018:

He's still in jail....

Just can't leave these guys unsupervised.

Livinlife comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I think it's obvious who the brains of the outfit is

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

His head is quite large!

My turn-ons include long walks on the beach, wine by the fireside, a tyranny of the proletariat, and...

diabhal comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Frida Kahlo wrote in her diaries about his manhood. She wasn't too impressed

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Once you've had Diego Rivera anything is a poor substitute.....

What instruments if any do you guys play?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Piano, a little guitar, and the instraments of my own self destruction.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@Livinlife thank you!

Just can't leave these guys unsupervised.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

You should put them to honest work making videos with, I mean for, you!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee uh Darrin...of course!

International Women's Day II.... potpourri.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I don't think I'll say anything. I just want the double points for being first comment! ;-)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Winner!

Just can't leave these guys unsupervised.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

You should put them to honest work making videos with, I mean for, you!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee it's more sick than think.

My turn-ons include long walks on the beach, wine by the fireside, a tyranny of the proletariat, and...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Oooh hot new interrogation techniques?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

9 hour orgasms! You will talk...

Just can't leave these guys unsupervised.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

You should put them to honest work making videos with, I mean for, you!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Midget porn is so two days ago, it's all about the Simpsons hentai now.

Only 4 months single and I'm already like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

You would have done that at any time, single or not. You're just attracted to the clown's big...feet!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

I also have a problem with candy and vans...

International Women's Day I....don't kill your children, but I'm cool with the rest of these.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Yeah but, have you MET my kids?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Are there no jails, no poorhouses, no orphanages, jobs in coal mines?

When you discuss or argue about a topic, it could be anything, how important is it to you to "win" ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I usually defend my point until such a time as I feel I am in danger of learning something or growing as a person and then make a joke and walk away.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@BeeHappy am not:p