Luckily, I can work anywhere. I develop new products for energy, counter-terrorism, and water. Although that might sound great, it provides only a modest income. Also, I am authoring a book on growing food in homes with hydroponics. But, I do not grow any medical or recreational pharmaceuticals, only food. If you want a 5 pound carrot, 15 pound onion, mouse melons, or a whole wall sized tomato plant named Seymour, I'm your guy. There may be an occasionally need to go to some exotic places and would like a companion that would not mind spending a few weeks on tropical islands if I have to go. One of the highlights of my recent life was going to Hawaii for work and being forced to snorkel a reef to prepare for a project.

You should be happy enough with yourself that you will not want to or even tolerate changing just to be with me so there are a few things that we should share before you wink or contact me. Having similar backgrounds, beliefs, and interests may be what allowed my wife and I to last 31 years. Since, I would like my next relationship to last over 30 years as well, I am only looking for non-religious women.

So, if you are religious, smoke, or can't live without constantly talking sports, don't bother winking or contacting me . Even being around a smoker leaves an ashy taste in my mouth and sports interest me as much as snail anuses. (sorry, you will never get that image out of your head now when you see a baseball ad)

I need more exercise and would like an exercise companion.
If, you are under 40, I will assume it is a scam and delete without answering.
I am not into sports, hunting, fishing, fishing, or motorcycles. But, would consider a woman with fishing skills especially if you are interested in aquaponics or able to visit some tropical islands when I have work there. I am also interested in growing perch, brussels sprouts, and shrimp although I am not sure about the perch and shrimp. I don't hate motorcycles, but would not be happy driving across country on motorcycle. So, I will avoid women who would be sad not riding motorcycles. So, if I see a picture of a motorcycle or cross jewelry, I usually click on exclude.
If you can't live with an eccentric inventor (think Back to the Future's Doc Brown but I look like an older Capt Kirk), don't waste your time.
If you feel that you need to falsify your age, location, or gender, please don't contact me.
I like women with hair. Not necessarily down to shoulders. But, not buzzed or shaved off.
I prefer women without facial piercings, body modifications such as horns, huge visible tattoos of cat butts, or police ankle bracelets.
Anyone on the most wanted lists of US, UK, Norway, Denmark, Germany, Sweden, Kiribati or the Netherlands would cause problems for me at work.
I am not intimidated by women more intelligent than I am.
My cooking is well liked. People fight for it at potlucks.
I would like to date a woman who at least knows what "Gilligan's Island" is and mentioning "Gilligan's Island" is a great way to tell me that you actually read my profile.

Just so you are not shocked:
If you ask for a picture of my bike, it has pedals.
If you ask for a picture of my Richard, I will send you a picture of my uncle's grave.
If you ask for a picture of my gun, I will send you a picture of my 2013 Stanly home repair staple gun with easy staple loader.
If you ask for a picture of me hunting, I will send pictures of me looking for lost locator markers in Mojave desert.
If you ask for a picture of the results of my last fishing trip, I will send pictures from the fish section of frozen food aisle at Fareway grocery store.
I did not vote for Trump.
I drink an entire 2 oz sized bottle of whiskey slowly over 3 days about once a year when I get sore throats. This year I drank 5.
I cannot taste the difference between beer and yak urine. So, I don't waste beer and I don't use yaks as drink dispensers.
If you appear to not have read my profile, I will not answer .