Your choice.

GreenAtheist comments on May 2, 2018:

Someone should show side by side intact resting newborne baby boys VERSUS religious torture of baby boys strapped to a board shuddering and shrieking in pain 4 square inches of healthy prepuce flesh CLAMPED AND SCALPELED OFF BLEEDING THEN BETADYNE swabbed causing searing pains followed by urine soaked diapers loosening the fresh dried blood for further rounds of gawdly "covenant" pain. ....the above woman in full religious covering over worse amputation of clitoris and labia flesh of teen aged victims of faith

What do you look forward to in spring time the most?

GreenAtheist comments on May 1, 2018:

Flowers nesting birds honeybees butterflies and sandbars to canoe land like mother nature waterbeds

Guess I’m the first to post from East Tennessee, or Tennessee at all.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

The allegations for gawds gott gods are as many as there are believers all unique inside the heads of the delusional magical thinkers

Would anyone (men and women) like to be friends?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Texas is a great place for Atheists to view cinema drink beer and host finger food parties

I am grateful to BlackDove for getting me singing this evening.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Singing kept me human during my war and lifts me up where we belong each day I dream in music each night

Do you think that exposing children to fantasy movies and books conditions their mind into accepting...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I agree ET the extraterrestrial is selling sentimental magic to kids and most of this kind of crap is anti-science

My dear friend made a post on her Facebook page about Liberalism. This is just a snippet.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

This is NOT LIBERALISM it is political correctness of post-modernist philosophical gibberish in action. .....Liberals are progressive activists resisting fascists profiteering oil war crime polluters.....so a few shrill girls and boys famously shout down right wing extremists on campus. ....right wing extreme radio cults own almost all talk radio stations round the clock. ...a handful of local liberal talk show hosts have loyal sponsors resisting fascist xian boycotts usually organized on xian radio stations against any truth telling Atheist like Tom Lyecus in CA or others in Detroit or Boston. ...Ralph Nader fights back weekly on Pacifica Network in about ten cities. ...ignore the strawman fascists like Ruuuuusssshhhaaaaah Dingy Crazy LimpBOSS or Savage Nation & Mark Levin who are not credited for their verbatim words in the "rant" above

What accent ( French, Spanish, etc.) do you like?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Ahhhh, me lassie, might ye too be a we bit Auburn if not a full woman of fire hair ?

What accent ( French, Spanish, etc.) do you like?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

My beard was red for 40 years but now is all white ....66 years a Scotch Irish Norman English Cherokee Red Man born Atheist like all humans and all other species

Guess I’m the first to post from East Tennessee, or Tennessee at all.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 26, 2018:

We Atheists are everywhere and we might stop hiding from each other when we rebel from false xian Webster mis-defining us with an adjective when we are proper Noun Atheists....churches are 100% fraud businesses not paying taxes. ...all taxpayers should vote to end tax exemption for any non-profit like American Legion gawd or Vatican scams taking criminal evidence out of the country for "diplomatic immunity" 2 living popes are serial felons NOT HOLY CLERGY

Just got home from the eye doctor's .

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Shooting out cataracts around eye lenses should have near zero risk by good doctors. ...why would "needles" be expected ?

Baby-Eating Ants Use Espionage, Chemical Warfare To Score Free Rent

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Anytime people are brainwashed away from reality and our nurturing species into theocratic patriarchal lies MORE EVIL FOLLOWS because zero alleged gawds stop believers from crimes

I was just going to post this in the group, but decided it's important to everyone.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Fascist radio like Laura Ingraham is rallying her cult addicts to fight Washington & Colorado legalized rope

Searching for god

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Religion=urine good only for blind mole rats and mixing with dirt, leaves, fungus and dead grass

Straight Women Get The Fewest Orgasms, Study Finds

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Any woman both loving me and eager to write about our bodies TOGETHER will solve this problem with our book tour publisher and publicist filmographers

Having Fun With Astrology & Sex What are You?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Nope this is stupid and fake like all astrologers who REFUSE TO EXPLAIN HOW MARS OR MOON OR DISTANT constellation patterns of stars affect anything human or inanimate. ...tides might affect menses in tiny degrees by hours or a day BUT ZERO PERSONALITIES conform to this idiotic shit just like alchemists NEVER turn lead into gold.....Isaac Newton knew math but was so stupidly religious HE BRAGGED UPON HIS DEATHBED: " I never masturbated, I never married "

Rand Paul flips

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Many Libertarians act like the sky is falling when one more mortgage is signed for a doctor's student loans or a new clinic for poverty health care....but these same theocrats don't mind forcing women to stay pregnant or building billion dollar submarines THAT ONLY CARRY NUKE MISSILES we already have enough to blow up the entire planet 30 times to a radioactive crisp. ..fuck Rand Paul and the religion he rode into the Senate upon

Dear Prudence: What should I do if my husband got a secret vasectomy against my wishes?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I personally married an Atheist who wanted more children but her ex had a vasectomy the next day after she became pregnant with their 3rd child.....we had a beautiful brilliant baby girl age 23 now but my ex was violated by her ex not wanting to pay child support for their 3 children. ...she let him get away with this series of his crimes so much so I had to divorce her ....loyalty is everything in marriage and worthless at best in divorce. ...we could have had more children but not while he manipulated a blended family into disarray. ...now she is all alone regretting her loyalty to him and living in his old trailer while he lives in a gentrified house. ...pride won't let her apologize to me so they are in Iowa sterile and hoarding. ...I am fertile and mobile

I'm getting the popcorn now...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Norma Bates keeps Norman rocking mummified in the hot attic ?

Netflix is showing ," The Most Hated Woman in America. " It's the story of Madelyn Murray O'Hare .

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

A faked story not THE STORY THERE ARE MORE PRAISES FOR THE 3 KIDNAPPERS than there are for America's FIRST FAMILY of American Atheism 1959-1995

Netflix is showing ," The Most Hated Woman in America. " It's the story of Madelyn Murray O'Hare .

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Dr. MADALYN EADS MURRAY O'HAIR spelchek is no excuse

Netflix is showing ," The Most Hated Woman in America. " It's the story of Madelyn Murray O'Hare .

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

And you fucking idiot cannot spell her name properly: Dr. JURIS DOCTOR denied a law license because she refused to swear to the alleged deities of Maryland Hawaii Texas but law schools across the nation paid her 5 thousand dollars each to expound upon Murray v Currlett US Sup Ct

Netflix is showing ," The Most Hated Woman in America. " It's the story of Madelyn Murray O'Hare .

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Not a true biography. ...many deliberate errors AND MORE ERRORS INNOCENTLY UNCHALLENGED. ....very few Atheists who worked with Dr. MURRAY O'HAIR were interviewed. ...she shared a birth anniversary with Thomas Jefferson. ...if their are quotes of Joe Hill, Lord Bertrand Russell and fair footage from C-SPAN you know there are biographers at work not xians

Some puppies and rainbows for today's post.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Could be puppy no rainbow above

What do you think about luck?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I prEy to the lottery alleged gawd all the time...no such luck 200+ million to one odds 3 dollars worth of hope lasts 3 or 4 days

I went to see "The Color Purple" musical this evening, and it was good.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

A stage version of Quincy Jones Whoopi Goldberg Danny Glover and unknown Oprah ?

Do you like food after it’s been put in the microwave from being in the refrigerator?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Depends

Breakthrough A Surgical Glue That Can Repair An Injury In 60 Seconds - YouTube

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Duh, they used super glue on my 2 incisions 2010

Yay! Summer!

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

This reminds me of some Polish children's cartoons on cable TV USA 1983. ....KIDS USED ELECTRIC CLOTHES IRONS TO MELT SNOW INTO THEIR OWN ICE CREAM SKATING RINK. ...EAT AND FUN, huh ? Mel Gibson tosses his hair dryer into his bath tub TWICE in WHAT WOMEN WANT cheating Helen Hunt out of her job. ...such scenes usually kill except Bill Murray in GROUNDHOG DAY

Well this pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

TrumpOLINI STILL GRABS PUSSY and women are still screwed for less money in shitty scarce jobs they out perform males on the same shitty jobs....PEACE THROUGH GREEN 100% EMPLOYMENT end patriarchal theocracy

3 words only..

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Love bliss birth

What are three of your top favorite songs and artists?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Imagine Lennon, Carly Simon and Mozart

Bring cash.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I am so sorry to see people desperate to make money for drugs getting STDs or killed in the bargain ALL BECAUSE OF HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT POLICY TO KEEP WAGES LOW PROFITS HIGH when we could have 100% employment living wages peace through green jobs

She believes and I dont

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Good thing you were dumped by a girl....a pregnant woman or spouse would take 40% of your income keep your house and many courts would deny you custody or frequent visitation unless you show the court HIGH INTELLECTUAL AND ETHICAL ASSETS BACKED UP by a caring community or large extended family of Atheists. ....save yourself the risk of an evil cunt believer who fails to convert you with her twat. ....marry an ethical Atheist woman. ....signed by a lifelong Feminist Atheist

Musical World Map - sounds like on the piano

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Not very creative but changing the piano key sequence took a lot of work except for the AFRICA clip

Is there a book you read that had an impact on your life?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Most books I have read I IMPACTED INTO MY LIFE. ...I drew from such books not drawn into such books....the notable exceptions are Rachel Carson's SILENT SPRING imposing upon me a duty to learn how chemistry profiteering is evil and widespread testing is necessary to protect life and habitat. ...also JUDGEMENT DAY: My Life With Ayn Rand how the idea of profiteering itself is evil proven negatively by the fornicating authors, mentor, students and willing victim spouses. ...how FED CHAIRMAN ALAN GREENSPAN himself is incapable of honesty blinded by greed

A potential worst nightmare

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Thankyou for letting me rape you last night. ...you seemed to enjoy my penis in your mouth after I reamed your anus. ....them pills in your Pepsi made you all relaxed and lubed up for me.....works every time with all my girls for the last 3 decades oh wait I forgot 20 other years of rape elsewhere. ...heh hey HAY there went Fat Albert

CNN’s documentary “Can We All Get Along?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

How do Palestinians get along with Nazi Jews shooting them dead and murdering CAMERA CREW JOURNALISTS WHO DARE PROVE ON FILM NAZI BROWNSHIRT IDF Knesset thugs HAVE STOLEN 86% of Palestinian land since 1947

You're welcome

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Polar ice is melting because fossil fuels burnt send acids aloft to melt BELOW FREEZING TEMPS. ...the party hat looks like it belongs to Ruuuuussssshhhhaaaaaah Dingy Crazy LimpBOSS radio cult liar for creationism and TrumpOLINI poisoning mother Earth FASTER

Don't act like you wouldn't watch a full length porn of this...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Jim Henson was gay. Miss Piggy was a cover story gone wild. Muppet masters have been sanitized by Sesame Street

New way to butt dial

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

What's the area code for Key West ? Maybe it will vibrate if I dial the correct phone number ?

Gossip is 45 is trying out new lawyer. They are hoping this lawyer brings fast results!

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Love the hair & tie statements just like his 4.5 inch erect penis last measured by the porn queen STORMY. ...pussy grabbers are so inadequate in bed they have to cheat people out of billion$ so each little penis can be satisfied by the highest paid prostitutes

So very true

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

So very understatedly blandly mis-labeled. ...it is a terrorism handbook model for the Quoran not written right to left page by page

So very true

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Much worse than English German Latin Greek Aramaic Hebrew and COMPLETE GIBBERISH WHERE NUMBERS ARE IDENTICAL TO LETTERS THERE ARE NO VOWELS AND DOTS ADDED CENTURIES LATER WHERE VOWELS BELONG according to many DIFFERENT TRADITIONS. ...this King James bible is a monument to insanity, genocide, misogyny, mass abortions and anti-science.....the alleged gawd Jehovah Y.H.W.H. is a putrid petty monster making Hitler look like a Super Hero by comparison

Today is Earth Day.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Time to fight TrumpOLINI on issues AND ADMIT BILLARY was colluding with Russia not Trump campaigners. ...she lost 31 states because she is a thief, rapist enabler, sold uranium to Russia and murdered 50 thousand Libyan women 2011. ...stop TrumpOLINI now before he murders that many Yemeni Syrian Palestinian and all life by burning more fossil fuels poisoning mother earth

That’s right!

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sadly most libraries do not allow Atheists to sing and gather inside very often if at all ....most so called Atheist titles are religious gibberish attacking science and ethics for creationism and alleged gawd morals....real Atheist books are labeled CONTROVERSIAL LITERATURE instead of non-fiction AND THE KING JAMES bibles should be labeled FICTION

What are 10 albums that made an impact on you that you still listen to?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Beatles Carly Simon Frank Sinatra took Bill Cosby Fat Albert off the list because RAPISTS ARE NEVER FUNNY GEORGE CARLIN replaced fat Albert collectors album watched him live on TV YouTube. ...movie soundtracks by the hundreds BROADWAY MUSICAL sheet music with dialogue cues in my orchestra pit....John Crump American Atheist label 45rpm I'M NOT FALLING ANYMORE LOOSE ballad Joe Cocker, Crosby Stills Nash Young. ....Woodstock, Mozart and Beethoven Bach Handel re-writing words to excellent music bad religious hymns jazzing up the arrangements

It's things like this that draw people together. What draws you closer to someone?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Imagine all the other life forms orbiting their suns like we're orbit our sun

So if X marks the spot then what do you suppose is up at this spot?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Doubt there is an intersection of Chem trails there. ....most likely 2 aircraft were 5000 feet separated in altitude

What do you say to some one who tells you that you are going to Hell

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

How can I go somewhere that does not exist ? There is only one true gospel good news and that is sung by John Lennon: " no hell below us above us only sky" zero alleged gawds to kill or die for AND NO RELIGION TOO

What’s the longest you’ll allow dirty dishes to be in the sink?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Until I get back from my appointment elsewhere

Yeah you all wanna be Mable.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Well Mabel if our chemistry works out I am one 66 year old "dick" ready to take all the correct pills

You're welcome

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Fossil fuel burning and nukes are poisoning most life on earth

‘It’s a Shame’: GQ Magazine Puts the Bible on List of Most Overrated Books Ever | Fox News ...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Mein Kampf and King James bibles are MOST OVER RATED as something to read INSTEAD ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION misogynistic genocidal anti-science full of lies from cover to cover

How vocal are you about your atheism/agnosticism in the workplace?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I try to nip religious employment issues in the bud.....I pick my best battles.....so xmas trees are nothing to fight over unless something mandatory is required. ....I said often: don't you think Jews are a little worried when xians pretend they never did anything wrong in 1945 or killing Buddhists in 1975 well I am an Atheist and requiring all employees to pretend to be xian is many steps down the road to kill anyone who refuses xian claims their beliefs are true and harmless

Religion, the Oldest Weapon of Mass Destruction in Human History

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Yes shamans have victimized women for ten thousand years Jews Hindi xians muslims just followed in the rapist trailways and circumcised baby boys scarred for life

Yep, just got into a FaceBook argument with a religious fanatic who will "pray for my soul" which is...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Another xian Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest : "rip open the bellies of pregnant women" sounds like the alleged god Jehovah is FOR VIOLENT ABORTION OF ALL SAMARIAN WOMEN but "virgins keep for yourselves" is the rape reward for Hebrew war criminals invading Samaria 2 Kings 15:16

Am I the only atheist that doesn’t smoke pot?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I think many scientific Atheists stop scrambling their dendrites and instead feed their neurons ginkgo and raspberry. ...rope is fine for a summer @ Woodstock 49 years ago but bad for any career piss tested .....proven bad upon Rhesus monkeys taught to smoke double blind tobacco & reefer. ...both got lung cancer but stoner primates lose memory and concentration

The U.S. Bombed Syria Last Week to Validate Trump’s Tweets

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 21, 2018:

War criminals Bush Crime Family Obusha Obombney war criminals Billary war crimes since 1993 now TrumpOLINI murdering Yemeni and Syrians

What makes a man?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Evolution. Change over time. We are all born Atheists. I agree below that only a woman can make a man. How she might do that when some people are born with both ovaries and testicles, both vaginae and penis protruding out past human pelvis. ... it's deceptive to assume that 2 xx or xy chromosones always crank out uterus products girls and boys like Henry Ford's production line factory. ....nurturing is hard wired into our arms.....give an Alzheimer patient a little dog, cat or plastic doll and all humans will reduce higher blood pressure holding a FELT HUMAN NEAREST OUR BREAST. ....love should always be a choice not a role play according to a patriarchal fake alleged gawd script

If all else fails

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Noah's neighbor escaped the flood only to be personally drowned in a luxury pool as the alleged god Jehovah reaches down to execute his last alleged victim

Because dating

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I have never equated a date with this violent FUCK word. ....the joy of joining with a lover/spouse should not be "giving in" just for a cheap thrill or letting rape happen in drunken shadows. ...the power of love defines our nurturing species and FUCK reminds me of a tomcat biting some poor kitten on the neck sliming her tail leaving her alone pregnant and to be abused again by more tomcats

Beaver is pejorative.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I sing the penis song I learned in 1981 Tufts University. ...I do not know any vagina or uterus songs .....Georgia O'Keefe was probably the only artist to capture flowers and bones in photography or canvass for the beauty of labia & clitoris as visual metaphor equating women's center of bliss

A friend of mine and I were talking about music the other day.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

k d lang sings it best. ...THE TURTLES SING A SONG ENTIRELY of bible verses: TURN TURN TURN. ...our Atheism is not about sterilizing religious influences out of life.....our Atheism is about science, passion for truth and creativity unleashed from heaven bribes & hell threats. ... the good of religions come from caring communities and healthy commitment to greater values or purpose....Hallelujah is pure celebration longing and love redeeming one another. ...adding a non-existent alleged gawd to the mix is mere placebo

I would just like it to be known that I am a bitch.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

You are NOT in heat ! Nor are you complaining....surely bitch and cunt are reserved for Billary, Ann Coulter and now Roseanne Barr who left the Green and Peace parties to praise TrumpOLINI

Beaver is pejorative.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Maybe TrumpOLINI will grab these beavers by the pussy also ?

You and Mom

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

She is a formaldehyde pickle but she was a great mom for my first 50 years plus in utero existence

Marriage Question follow-up.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

MAKE ENOUGH gawdly noodles for people to slurp in heavenly spaghetti faith and ridicule all the believers you invite to your non-marital wedding. ...I do not know a single Flying Spaghetti Monster "hymn" but maybe a Atheist composer/musician is available to harmonize & set a dance tempo for your intimate bliss event

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 20, 2018:

This is never funny

Ohio members, please vote out Rep.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 18, 2018:

100% corrupt Jordan is a Ruuuuuussssssshaaaaah Dingy Crazy LimpBOSS radio cult member

‪Professor Marston and the Wonder Women...‬‪ Have you seen it?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yes this true story was produced in great part by the oldest son and last living member of a family practicing pure polyamory IN THE SAME BED

Chinese saying.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

And you are honest about the Chinese proverbial feelings. ...you own his story like he owns yours. ...it's a 2 way street. ....he saved you by staying in contact with you. ....don't be surprised by how deep real men feel for those they communicate with. ....and it should be no surprise that boys will say anything and avoid honesty just to get laid in the shallowest sexual way

Chinese saying.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

He hears your voice with every key stroke and imagines intimate thoughts about your body with every email. ...you cannot control that or his possible threat to relapse if he is denied the response he wants from you....stay kind and patient but only affirm his loyal marriage while admitting your geographic distance shall continue

Chinese saying.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

His expression of love is appropriate BUT NOT REQUESTS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. ...It's only natural for a man to admit such feelings inseparable from clinical platonic "sponsor" feelings. ....you're a good woman to support his sobriety and mourning dead people.....unless he is negotiating a rendezvous. ...simply affirm his loyalty to his marriage and your distance from his intimate feelings. ....if this is a 12 step program YOU BOTH WERE IN A RELIGIOUS CULT infamous for substituting coffee cigarettes and sex for other addictions

This is a travesty

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Nestle should be liquidated and stocks seized by US government for accepting this stolen property of clean water denied to the people murdered and afflicted by the gangster Governor in Flint. ..jail his ass and make him drink the bad water in Flint jail house

Kellyanne Conway is an amazing affront to humanity and the truth.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Jimmy Carter promised in 1975: "I'll never lie to you" and he stopped pretending on the job early 1977.....USA top secret polluter oil war crime profiteering bankster illegal LAWS PASSED BY CONGRESS require all need to know personnel from prez2press talker MUST EXERCISE "plausible deniability" minute by minute and can be jailed if telling the truth about most anything. ...KellyAnne Conway NEVER tells the truth about Heidi Cruz stealing mega million$ from Goldman Sachs hush money illegally called "too big to fail" such funds bought Raphael Cruz Junior alias TED a seat in US SENATE 2014

Dating site vs Message Board

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I only joined for finding an Atheist mate, I do enjoy many posters in this gawdless community

I was slightly annoyed they were cuddling.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Love my Service Cats Kiti. ..my fat girl is Calico but Kiti resembles this kitten

I laughed so hard at this.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Come on ye gawdless vets and servicemembers. ...don't prEy JOKE HERE

I laughed so hard at this.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I was never cast adrift in a dingy from my US Navy! !!! .....What soldier drives home a hummer ????? I do laugh at this because my job was SQUADRON PERSONNELMAN typing discharges re-enlistments transfers TAD promotions & death certificates

Taking into account the world's current overpopulation and dwindling natural resources, and ...

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I do think 3 "reasons" about pregnancy should be fully discussed : sepsis, ectopic and vaginal/anal damage all 3 can be deadly COMMON not so rare causes of maternal health with rH factor blood issues that must be diagnosed with excellent obstetrical care. ....lastly RAPE SHOULD NEVER BE A PREGNANCY PLAN of evil boys to seek visitation rights in many states LEGALLY

Should I attend a wedding at church as an atheist?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I agree that religious in-laws ARE A REAL PROBLEM and boycotting their fraud business buildings is NOT SILLY .....none the less be there for your daughter's wedding rehearsal dinner and reception/parties. .....we Atheists ARE NOT HYPOCRITICAL as witnesses present @ any religious ritual .....religionists ARE HYPOCRITICAL as they mumble go along and bow their heads pretending alleged deities are present & participating IN ANY WAY zero prEyers HAVE EVER BEEN ANSWERED during 8 thousand years of known religious rituals. ....after the wedding kindly and softly ask your daughter if any alleged gawds answered the church wedding ritual words? Ask your son-in-law the same question @ a convenient moment when zero other people are in eyesight or earshot. ....let it all go at that....we Atheists don't "de-convert" believers. ....if your daughter and new son or grandchildren WANT TO BE Atheists. ...they have to think critically for themselves read their bibles completely to comprehend all the lies insanity misogyny genocide and absurdities therein. ....2nd Kings 15:16 is good enough with 3 other quotes to prove alleged gawd Jehovah LOVES VIOLENT MASS ABORTIONS AND RAPE OF VIRGINS. ....be patient & let your daughter run her own house with available Atheist ammunition

I'm a mailman and I rescued this tiny two week old last summer from a hole she could not get out of.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Congratulations leaving dishonest faith hustling for good union postal work AND LOVING CATs

Do you normally have a lot of energy? What boosts your energy?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yes people call me hyper or Energizer Bunny. .....keeps me on the political campaign trail. ....a woman who loves me boosts my energy round the clock

In other Florida news. Anyone looking for a big murder kitty?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Zoo escapee ? Visitor to Bozeman Montana? Mountain Lion Cougar better be fed when she wakes up

What part of the Bible Belt is everyone from?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

False leading question

What part of the Bible Belt is everyone from?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

This label only applies to illiterate people....those who fondle but do not read King James bibles. ....all 50 states allege dedication to creationism alleged gawds alleged geebush or an alleged supreme being. ....only the US CONSTITUTION contains zero mention of alleged deities or miracles. ...being born a citizen of Iowa has zero "belts" upon me ....I am Cherokee and remind people often what Native Tribes lament : " when the missionaries came they only had bibles and we only had land.....now we only have bibles and they have all the land " accordingly Atheists are everywhere we read and think only idiots believe and prEy

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Many things Hitch and I disagreed upon he wanted to save the Kurds from Saddam supporting Tony Blair invading Iraq so much for war wisdom and of course I don't smoke Marlboros and feel just fine about women. .... moving on to religions and alleged gawds we both bat 1000%

How old were you when you got married for the first time?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

22 fresh out of the war 1974 second marriage for both of us 1993 blending families all 4 of my relationships were 8 years each @ 66 my love should last 5 decades but being single 1981 1991 2002 and 2013 was painful longing for shared living with tender joy

Bon jovI - humanIst

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Probably in Toronto but Bon Jovi is hated in Buffalo BILLs land as he tried to bribe away the NFL team to Ontario. ...Billionaire Pagula bought BILLs for billion$ and billion$ of fracking $ but won't pay the BUFFALO JILLs minimum wages or free uniforms. ...Bon Jovi can't escape sports loyalty issues regardless of his philanthropy

Misspelled Acomb sign proclaims 'Chris is Risen' - BBC News

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Pure cannibalistic eucharist lies for a 33 hour temporary death ritual that never happened 1981 years ago

Vs. AbortIon? SolutIon?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You can be sure rapist priests abort their embryonic goo growing inside the girls they rape

The last event of the American Atheist convention was packing 30,000 meals for the poor.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Hungry Oklahoma people's prayers FINALLY ANSWERED by Atheists and we don't lecture them against sex or bribe them with alleged heaven nor threatened them with alleged hell

Vs. AbortIon? SolutIon?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Nun against abortion? Fuck the rapist priests to keep them away from raping children and get your own ass pregnant to give it up for adoption. ...don't give rapist priests vasectomies. ...destroys DNA evidence of raping children

How to explain what an atheist is to children?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Tooth fairies boy ishtar bunnies laying candy eggs on dogshit lawns alleged vaginal virgins birthing alleged baby gods in dirty donkey stables Halloween costumes leprechaun teasing us with invisible gold....church is like stupid kids TV all fake

Thought I would share an April's Fool prank that went too far.

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

War of the Worlds Orson Wells plagiarized by bad weatherman volcano prank

In my basement

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Mountain of gold coins would be stolen quickly unless an army is also wished for to guard and build a safe new Fort Knox

Anne to be Frank....I did Nazi this coming....

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Never noticed the top view of this space saving study quad table in college

Sex. And, then what?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

69 then describe the shared taste in both deep french kisses

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GreenAtheist comments on Apr 1, 2018:

6 hours of bleeding & well managed pain ALL PRE PLANNED then entombed 33 hours. ...I don't get this drinking his blood or eating his skin EUCHARIST bullshit