Archaeologists Uncover Jesus's Gulfstream Jet

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Hell TrumpOLINI has a bigger jet these minor miracle workers should at least out do a Presbyterian billionaire

I find these to be very funny.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I promise not to climb my future lover's back with my hooves and only assume her desired positions. ...I desire to be a life mate like swans gently gliding through life

How many people here have lived overseas

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I married an African from Cameroun she moved to Iowa sharing her ROOTS with me

Well, it finally happened.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I shall piss on 'EM 4 ya

Tennessee man flips car five times after letting 'Jesus take the wheel'

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Snake xian country

Dashcam footage shows dramatic Florida shootout - BBC News

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

The FIRST AMENDMENT calls for 50 thousand persons per Congressional District needing 27 more states for ratification

Some more things to get a kick out of.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

PrEying Mantis species neither prAy

Ever just feel intensely angry and have no clue why or actual reason?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

You fell asleep in church and you were brainwashed ORIGINAL SINNER IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY gawd....just now you are having body memories of the preacher pushing your buttons poking his thumb in your guts

What's for breakfast? I'm having a cream horn... badly behaved Tuesday here :P

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Sugar high lasts for hours knitting or working

What if you are wrong and there IS a god

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

This is the ultimate oxymoron. ...what if non-existence existed? What if gibberish were real words ? What if an alleged vaginal virgin gave birth to an alleged baby god in a dirty donkey stable midnight Dec 25 year ONE on the fake calendar back dated wrong 800 years later

Really? You'd go back?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Our Atheism is like Mathematics. Zero people who know 1+1+1=3 with absolute certainty would ever honestly change back to trinitarian = one lies. ....T.S. Eliot and C.S. Lewis are alleged former Atheists but both prostrated themselves to sell more books not true belief

Women, does he really need to know?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

There are many missing facts regarding this question. ...is this couple planning a family ? Has the agreed upon birth control method failed or been abandoned ? Is the woman healthy enough to stay pregnant ? Has an ultrasound ruled out ectopic pregnancy ? Is the questioner trying to smoke out boys who won't support her decisions emotionally financially legally socially medically ?????

The Senate Votes Today on New HHS Secretary

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

The foxes are totally owning the henhouse. ..get used to it Republocrats Rethuglicans are all zionists perpetuating war in Palestine and murdering Muslims for their oil.....if you want peace and healthcare vote Green Party not duopoly. ...HR 676 MEDICARE4ALL NEEDS 50 MORE VOTES

To sleep together or to not sleep together?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

It is in the bible: " if 2 shall not lie together, how shall ye have heat ?"

Hahaha How appropriate!!! [washingtonpost.com]

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

TrumpOLINI could not be trusted with a Georgia O'Keefe lily painting. ...LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A PUSSY he would grab it

Anyone in Minnesota? [en.wikipedia.org]

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I produced my best tv show in Iowa traveling to Minneapolis 1985 interviewing August Berkshire then President of the new Minnesota Atheists AND 1986 they won American Atheists CHAPTER OF THE YEAR AWARD. ...still going strong 34 years now fighting violent religion made female circumcision illegal in 1993 and blocked Medicaid funding for muslim perpetrators in Minnesota hospitals

"And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be...

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I am certain the alleged bible gawd has the universe's largest penis

Here in Iowa they are voting to put the Bible in our schools as a class.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

This is 100% proof of total illiterate incompetence by the Iowa Senate and General Assembly. ...not a single one of those 152 criminal theocrats under the golden dome has EVER READ THE FILTHY GENOCIDAL PORNOGRAPHIC MISOGYNISTIC ANTI-SCIENCE bibles nor have the Catholics read their Douay Altar bibles. ...Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled in 1890's: " we shall have gawdless schools" throwing out of court Lutherans who wanted their bibles in schools sued by Catholics objecting to the Norwegian and Swede farmers running the local schools

If you could choose to be one mythical creature what would you choose?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I would choose to be the mythical alleged omnipotent "creator" and get to work healing all the innocent victims disarming and jailing all the rapist priests 2 living popes and all war criminals. ...I'd instantly install wind & solar on every home and business shut down all the nukes seize all the money from all the evil rich and give it to the poor and make hydrogen cars for instant replacement of polluters cars restoring all world glacial and polar ice then make everyone vegans & symbiots protecting the poor abused animals preventing every road kill ....did I leave out any other act of pure justice ?

I find these to be very funny.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Makes perfect sense why unicorns all drowned and left no single fossil

[360.durham-nc.com] Come visit Durham! It's not ALL crime ridden!

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I enjoyed Green Party National Convention Durham & Chapel Hill 2011 and I recall your City Council passed gay rights ordinances 2014 ? But Raleigh & redneck theocrats dominate most of NC. ...ASHEVILLE is another calm eye inside the violent religious hurricane of TarHeels

Do you ever wonder if the administration in the WH right now will EVER hit rock bottom.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

TrumpOLINI is cruising because too few people are fighting his bad policies AND MILLIONS are obsessed with the lies Russia defeated Billary. ...she is the guilty one buying a fake "dossier" stating TrumpOLINI urinated on Obama's bed in Moscow. ...25 million veterans did not vote for Billary who violated 38 thousand secrecy laws we all obeyed without fail. ...I voted www.jill2016.com

Teach the children well

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 26, 2018:

My 26 toed cat teaches evolution with her 3 white thumbs and 3 black thumbs. ....the bible terrorist with big sign does not understand menstruation nor puberty "sexuality" THERE ARE NO BAD gods like "satan" nor alleged good gods like "allah or jehovah" this scumbag photographed is the type to burn women alive in Salem 300 years ago and Texas or Virginia Beach today

11 reasons Why Christianity and its God should be thrown into the dustbin of history

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Into the pit of the volcano is more a just metaphor while Athena alleged god missing from the Acropolis IS UNDESERVED victim of current religions

Trump sharing the gospel with a porn star?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Hell half the strippers and massage parlour girls in my taxi wore crucifixes round their necks ....I plugged in Doobie Brothers tape just to drown out their Geebush AIN'T ALRIGHT WITH ME blather. ...still got good tips for the rides

So how is your small talk?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Listening with my good eyes. ....hurricane weather talk can get a little boring. ....have a nice day shit is better left unsaid. ....the tiny rant could be therapist dialogue but I speak real and respect the same. ....if the other person is neurotic no matter who I make the referral to an ethical clinician. ...time to lick ones own wounds not sell the salty taste to a lover

Homelessness... what are the solutions?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

MonetarIsm. ... ContrIved under employment .... BuIld homes not churches

I'm pretty sure this is not an issue with the guys here, but I thought it was worth posting.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Teach boys against male entitlement feelings teach girls self defense restore Feminism to our species nurturing natural vision

If you could pump enormous amounts of money into scientific research, what would it be for?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Develop the pill to restore our species away from money ending mega greed mega pollution mega theocracy PEACE THROUGH GREEN JOBS

Did you know the Baby Boomers are no longer the largest demographic.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Blocs of voters and other "groups" are statistical "targets" mostly by high priced pollsters, campaign consultancies and cynical dishonest politicians.... I agree that folks under 30 are more tech savvy and voting with their feet more than other groups in a good way alright

Are you more open and honest online than in person?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

I am equally open and honest anywhere and anytime I communicate

I am atheist.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

No ....believers have mixed loyalty at best and cannot be trusted with our human rights

Sports

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Bowling

The link below is a story from Texas.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Another criminal theocrat raging against our secular republic

I don't know about you, but this made me chuckle this morning. ;-)

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Patio penis pun

What is the craziest/worst advice/recommendation you have ever been given when you were sick?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

PrEyer helps

So, our prestigious (gag) president paid $130k to a prostitute that he screwed while married in ...

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Excellent ethical questions in isolation from other voters concerns. ...don't blame me I voted www.jill2016.com not war criminal mega fraud Billary or pussy grabber TrumpOLINI

Me? Again?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Get the stem cells growing a stronger ejection fraction of my cardiac muscle

I took care of my granddaughter last night, she's just over a year old.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

I can never forget my 2 daughters sleepy faces one hour old each and their blue eyes like mine but inseparable from our shared biology was the radiant beauty of their mothers

Will the Gov't shutdown affect you directly?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Until Schumer et al give up obsessing for illegal aliens AND START FIGHTING FOR HR 676 MEDICARE4ALL this partial shutdown only causes me to redouble truth telling Rethuglicans = Republocrats RedBLUES = BlueREDS duopoly and how we need peace through green jobs

This is powerful, this is why women march. [nydailynews.com]

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Boys need to learn not to rape and unlearn male entitlement. ....maybe if assholes like TrumpOLINI were infested with yeast infections he would stop teaching boys to grab women by the pussy

Kirk or Picard?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Admiral James Tiberius Kirk will be born on my birth anniversary nonetheless he has delusions og gawdhood

If you knew you were going to die one year from today, what would you do and how would you want to ...

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 22, 2018:

Speed up current projects beg for love remembered for peace through green jobs

You voted what?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Call me a politician call me a diplomat call me romantic and love me I love the same....politics are strategic moves by voters and incumbents. ...I dated a TrumpOLINI gal and we got along well because I was not trying to change her strategy nor her history that led to her vote. ...Billary is a criminal and I voted for the honest woman www.jill2016.com sadly my love died taking a nap watching her favorite TV show. ...congestive heart failure works that way ....low pulse low blood oxygen. ...sleepy patients don't wake up if not using CPAP + OXYGEN to increase respiration & occult O2...... I cherish the 2 months we dated 55 miles apart. ...I was notified by her friend the morning of the cremation that afternoon and cried missing the moment to say good bye she was 64

I suspect a scammer in my messages, what should I do?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Asking for money is a scam block the bastards. ..I have relocated dozens of times 1970 to 2017 ....5 times last year only once with a partner who almost scammed me. ....she was religious that itself is a scam but she loved my 2 SERVICE CATS and seduced me with skillful tenderness. ...Hurricanes near the beach compel mobile evacuation. ....I got a court order against my sexual scammer before she could steal anything

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as ...

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Surely Napoleon blew off the clergy this way crowning himself emperor not allowing any symbol of legitimacy for believers and rule

How many times a day do you laugh ?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Not funny to keep count dozens of times a day...... so much to laugh off from idiotic believers everyday. ....too tempting everywhere to make fun of stupidity and we are blessed by many Atheist comics like Ricky Gervais to laugh with

Do you like babies ?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Yes I love my 2 babies now 42&23 my extended family babies. ..I would like one more if only a fertile Atheist woman wants to make a baby with me

3000 more points to level 7! woo hoo! lol Did I need to make a post about it?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Me too. ...maybe we all can apply for a grant to convene a gathering of prolific Atheist social media folks. ....BEYOND BELIEF FOUNDATION. ....TRUTH SEEKER FOUNDATION or a sub gathering @ future American Atheist FFRF SkeptiCON etc ....getting Atheists talking and walking euphemistically together all adult age groups

I have given this next topic a great deal of thought.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Iowa's Only INFIDEL CEMETARY rural Bellevue on the Bevan Farm decendants of Captain Elbridge Gerry Potter Atheist advocate for Thomas Paine bust inside Capitol Rotunda and stone Mason builder of Potters Mill on Mississippi River. ....Eulogy is Greek literally meaning PRAISE THE DEAD misstuffy and I have succeeded in that funeral role several times. ...there are fine exemplary famous eulogies authored by Corliss LaMont and Colonel Robert Ingersoll. ...but as you posted here most specifically eulogists are liars incompetent selling religion not the true story of the dead. ....would be nice if we could get together and co-author co-create eulogies together in advance for each other. ...walk a bit in each other's moccasins treasure some favored dishes drinks photos gardens art and document precise interment plans. ...file and notarize each with executors medical providers and County Pathologist. ....Katy Bar The Door to theocrats

MeToo Backlash | January 17, 2018 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS - YouTube

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

My mother age 85 in 1999 told her first fellatio "joke" in public about Monica semen stained dress and White House desperation that First Lady's not doing her wifey duties to protect other women from the President

MeToo Backlash | January 17, 2018 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS - YouTube

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Feeling safer and safer to tell the truth now about rapist priests living felony popes misogynistic business perpetrators serial career assailants like Bill Cosby and Presidential RAPISTS like Clinton and their enablers like Billary

How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 20, 2018:

I'm sorry you are besieged. ....keeping xians out of your face is different from attracting other Atheists out of their closets amidst the clamor....a roll of the dice. ....there is no magic path to freedom FROM RELIGION. ... the most tacit yet symbolic invitation to other Atheists IS TO WEAR A PANSY pensee' flower or metal pin the global symbol of KNOWLEDGE not belief. ...an American Atheist Orbit symbol is a carbon atom design with the center electron path chopped at the bottom resembling a cursive A with block letter A affixed as the nucleus. ....my personal favorite is a no parking button red slash and circle over the gibberish sound "god"....I always say: " I am NOT religious I am a scientist I am an Atheist if asked belief questions. ...quote Mark Twain : " faith is believing what ya know ain’t so "

[huffingtonpost.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 19, 2018:

Shitmouth TrumpOLINI pouts his lips scowling at his fawning fascist crowds JUST LIKE MUSSolini did

What’s the best thing that happened to you today?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 19, 2018:

Had a great hour in the Veterans Hospital aquatic therapy swim pool .....got a phone call from an old buddy who cares. ...my campaign manager when I ran for Congress. ...been safe driving 6 states since Wednesday. ...saw a beautiful horse digging for clover under snow in the pasture. ...treasure my service cats Kiti sitting on my legs making my sore knees warmed and purr vibrated

What pet would you be ?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

PetCO CEO

Have you had 9 lives or less ? What's your story ?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

1 I work to keep

I don't believe in heaven or hell, do you?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

I walk in doors without beliefs about doors because doors exist making door beliefs completely ludicrous. ...as for hell threats or heaven bribes sounds like cooties from playground childish blather AND I'LL HUFF AND I WILL PUFF AND I'll blow your house down. ...kid stuff but too many parents torture their gullible kids this way

World Naked Bike Ride announces 2018 date in Portland | OregonLive.com

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Is see through clothing ok ? I don't want to blister or squeeze my crotch

If the Bible Were Law, Would You Qualify for the Death Penalty?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Believers would be duty bound to stone me countless times if they actually read the evil book lucky for me 99% of all xians are illiterate and would fall asleep before they finished reading Genesis if they did try to read it....most believers fondle it like a fetish or dildo

Curiously to the religious, there is a lot of comfort in not knowing everything and not questioning ...

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

I never confronted my parents. ...dad never asked me anything about religion never said anything about gonads or procreation by humans did point at the bulls & boars mounting cows as we drove by .....mom would ask denial sorts of questions like you get guidance from prayer don't you ? My answer was always no but what ever floats your boat.... the now I lay me down to sleep if I should die before I wakeep prEyer I was forced to recite age 4 scared me every time.....zero comfort from 2 soles on my feet nor " prEy the lard my sole to take" ....when I asked where age 4 they said heaven but I thought it was cold up in the clouds

Favorite book?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Age of Reason THE 3RD PART Thomas Paine edited with annotations by Frank Zindler American Atheist Press

Best thing about sex besides an orgasm ?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Being loved is the greatest reward 2 lovers might bestow one another. ...yes the orgasm is a pain killer excellent exercise possible healthy newborn 10 lunar months hence. ..I find the taste irresistible and the sight of a radiant satisfied lover the greatest memory 2nd to the hours after childbirth of my 2 daughters with their 2 moms and the 3 of us together 1975 1994

Carbon Credit Offsets

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Sorta is a back door strategy rewarding low polluters with private money so they can expand their business with less pollution with the funds from the high polluters. ...it sucks but it was the only law Greens could get past the polluter bribed lawmakers

Oh the irony here.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Prophecy literally means insanity inapplicable to past present or future

How do you deal?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Amanda Kniefe now with American Atheists HQ worked in Legislative Service Bureau for years and obviously got a better job fighting not sucking up to criminal Iowa theocrats. ...don't lose your job pissing off theocrats theocrats. ...courts rarely protect Atheist workplace rights and citing our rare victories CALLED PRECEDENT are illegally ignored by judges juries and disregarded by prosecutors WORST IS most lawyers won't take your case predicting defeat or wanting you to lose

How do you deal?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 18, 2018:

Yes in both county Auditor and county Treasurer people at service windows cannot help see large religious instructions to prEy and be thankful for the non-existing answers Horry County SC worse is Rhea County Courthouse Dayton TN Clerk of Court there has 6 foot high wood carved letters of bible verses dominating office walls. ...movie museum of on location film INHERIT THE WIND and live radio broadcast of Bryan v Darrow Scopes Trial. ...museum in basement Clerk ground floor and large courtroom 2nd floor covers entire building

Pat Robertson: Non-Religious Children Should Be Beaten Until They Respect Christian Beliefs

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Marion Gordon Robertson JUNIOR has defrauded and defrauds yet today close to or over 1 million people. ...his alias "Pat" includes his lies he was a combat vet in Korea running for president that way. ...eyewitness Marine McCloskey proved liar Junior daddy Senior Senator Robertson got his boy assigned to supply generals and prostitutes with booze from his jeep safe behind battle lines

WTF guys?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

That's sort of the story of my life ....I said yes to women who wanted me for 8 years or less while women I want make no moves in my direction across a room or across the globe. ...as for your wrong or right guys I'd need data from you and them each to observe a pattern or cause

I woke up as a what?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Check my calendar for last pill taken and necessary hygiene products for the day....I really would love a woman fully explain to me all that it is to be her woman and would gladly share my mysteries too....I hope this next day transformation includes breasts befitting my 6'5" big body and no need to shave ....I have to say I really can't imagine finding a male partner for love and feel clueless how to search for the type Lesbian who would want me

I woke up as a what?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Greatest question yet here ! Thankyou for sharing. ....great movie of Kyra Sedgwick plays a man instantly re-incarnated as a woman gets pregnant stumbling on high heels moving inside her with his muscles and his brain. ....I'm not sure if cunnilingus would be my first request from a man or woman and I should ask you dear poster would you want fellatio from an inexperienced woman or an experienced gay man ?

Dating site vs Message Board

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

I am attracted to intelligence most evident here and am sad their appears to be so little dating. ...many people my age are free to travel/relocate yet the many miles that separate most of us are considered barriers not invitations

Are you a fixer?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Fine line between discussion and instructing hearing not listening. ....people need active listeners who support out loud reasoning and venting

Where were you first employed?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Age 5 daddy business any thing my little hands and big mouth could copy

Have you experienced the slap, kick, and punch of big pharma?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

The Bush Crime Family and corrupt Congress has fixed prices high and legislated against people who cross the Canadian border to get the same company product usually 80 % less some lower some higher but all below USA rip off prices 44 & 45 have done nothing to change the crimes of big pharma against humanity

This popped up on FB today. What do you think?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Ditto

Are you over qualified?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 17, 2018:

Funny sure witty you bet but we singles are simply not being cared for unloved tacitly or actively rejected

Are you over qualified?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 16, 2018:

The label over qualified really means employers ASSUME the applicant would not be happy with lower pay and reduced job expectations from the position advertised compared to the previous performance level

...and exhale....I made it to Level 7. I have arrived. :)

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Good job comrade

What Would Christians Say

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Forgive him for he knows exactly what we want him to do

Two Nurses Talk About trump

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

TrumpOLINI will grab both nurses by the pussy

Trumpty dumptys views on diversity

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

@DrDavidDuke is so proud of TrumpOLINI and their KKK christian voters

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Sensitivity sex jokes fail here

Religion vs spirituality explained

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Not buying this trite twist. ...spirituality is the essence of awareness energy place and person. ...the word has nothing to do with vengeful alleged creators. ...Cherokee wisdom does not separate knowledge = science from spirit = connectedness

Knowledge is the original sin. Keeping people ignorant is the number one goal of religion.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Yes religion only sells cruel stupid Atheists buy science and kindness

How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

I wear an Atheist button I wear American Atheist shirts hats pendant tie pins the incomplete carbon orbit and pensee PANSY flower as our symbols. . If they ask anything I always say I am not religious ....if they start any religious shit I say your bigotry belongs in Bethlehem go there not spoiling our godless CONSTITUTION here

I really wonder what is wrong with these people who deny climate warming.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The polluters are melting polar ICE BELOW FREEZING TEMPS toxic fuels act like salt on snow....the carbon heats up just a little to fuck up mother earth in all the wrong places. ...glaciers are almost gone skiers don't have a prEyer for their deepest runs to replenish each year. ...murder all the honey bees and watch food skyrocket in price due to human hand pollination

Middle Age

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Sorry I don't get this multiple entendre

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables.

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Nope I am not playing AGE OF ADELINE for real makes me live over a hundred years in a 30 year old body all my lovers die on me

What is your favorite expletive?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

George Carlin 7 words

What is your favorite expletive?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

John Ackroyd calling Jane Curtin on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update news:" Jane you ignorant slut"

What is your favorite expletive?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

gawdamn

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Someone below said Pence WHEN HE WAS HUGGING TrumpOLINI. ...but that would make Speaker Hitler Ryan and his Leave It 2 Beaver haircut in the White House

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Nope I do not play the suicide bomber game ....girls were taught in Vietnam to wear a napsack with a mine inside. ...who knows how many Muslims are tricked into wearing a suicide device they cannot take off so they accept the 72 virgins bribe reluctantly

MartinLutherKing inspiraton without religion

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

King worked with Atheists Unitarians Ethical Culture Jews and did not sell his religion only a DRUM MAJOR FOR JUSTICE he followed the footsteps of Ghandi and Thoreau

Growing up, did you use "jump rope rhymes" to choose who would be "it", fairly?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Sorry. ..girls rarely let us jump rope but did let us twirl. ...us guys were encouraged to jump solitary like boxers Patterson & Clay

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

Nice pun ...con means joint and pro means push. ...we should all push CongressMembers to smoke a joint and make nice for humanity

How much screen time is too Much?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

This is amazing that a cat or dog will pause paw or fixate on box lights ....my Service Cats still wonder a bit about their mirror images and prefer my imitation sounds to audible cats on tv. ...are you really nick naming 4-5 year old primates ? Ask Jane Goodall this inter-species question please

Formal Education

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

As a lifelong Atheist since the day Walt Disney died I found Drake University full of religious liars and closet Atheists 1970-1981 then I left the so called liberal arts and pursued secular law study. ...my career has educational formalities but the so called doctors of divinity continue today dominating public and private collegiality. ...I am their mortal enemy debunking their very credentials

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The Kelvin temperature scale have anything to do with your name or humour ?