Man, 32, Inverness, Highlands, Scotland,
Born first and raised laterally, as is customary. Breathes both in and out on a daily basis. Some people think he is a musician, but he is just hungry.
He lives mostly on the move, the road is his friend. Not through choice, he's just not very good at making friends.
His weaknesses include ice cream, antiques, castles, and gentle persuasion.
Often ends up writing about himself in the third person because he hates writing about himself and somehow feel this distances him from the act.